LGBT 4/10 - Chris Comes out as Bisexual

Does Chris want the pickle know?

  • Yes

    Votes: 160 17.1%
  • No

    Votes: 45 4.8%
  • He doesn't know what bisexual means

    Votes: 730 78.1%

  • Total voters
    935
To me it really looked like Chris acted progressively more paranoid and deranged after every trolling saga. The mental and emotional damage accumulated and perhaps eventually manifested itself through Chris coming out as a tomgirl.

I think it absolutely was a cumulative effect. I'm not saying the OG trolls are without culpability. Merely that their response was "Aight guys, Chris is losing his shit, lay off." while the contemporary wanna-be trolls respond with "haha, Chris is completely losing the plot, let's exhume Patty's corpse and sodomize it." It's hard to say what Chris really is. One of the most insightful things the seahag has ever said was something akin to "How would you act if everything in your life was, at its heart, done by a troll?" It's true, and simultaenously hilarious and heartbreaking.

I think, in the end (and @Marvin is free to correct me if I'm off course) Chris is a somewhat confused, not that bright to begin with, person who has accepted his "expected" sexuality. At its heart, he deconstructs things to the simplest possible level. Chris understands that he has to pay bills, but it somewhat confounds and pisses him off. The sexual identity is rather the same. He's expected, through various trolls and proclivities, to be a raging faggot. He resisits the flaming heart of it, but submits to licking a Magi-chu dick on a wall. He's gullible, impressionable and naive; he sort of resists the idea that he's gay/bi, but it's been forced upon his meek, weak mind so much that he meanders upon the cusp of acceptance.

Then again, I'm really, really fucking drunk at the moment, so I may be speaking out of my ass. I bought some Blowfish on Marvin's recommendation. Hopefully it does its job.
 
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What Idea Guy did involved sexual elements and it was seriously abusive. He has committed felonies across state lines.
I'm not too caught up on Idea Guy shit besides rewriting Sonichu and the Neptunia stuff. I know he pretended to be Blanc or whoever and got Chris to tell them what he would do sexually.

EDIT: Looks like you are talking about the licking the dick drawing, and some actual blacmail, or scamming that I haven't heard about yet.

Shouldn't people also dislike any trolls who have convinced Chris to do anything sexual?
 
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EDIT: Looks like you are talking about the licking the dick drawing, and some actual blacmail, or scamming that I haven't heard about yet.

Shouldn't people also dislike any trolls who have convinced Chris to do anything sexual?

I think it may have been something worse than what we know...

And yeah, they should be disliked and I think they often are but whatever happened recently, I get the feeling it was pretty bad compared to what's happened in the past. Excluding the Bluespike incidents of course.
 
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I'm not too caught up on Idea Guy shit besides rewriting Sonichu and the Neptunia stuff. I know he pretended to be Blanc or whoever and got Chris to tell them what he would do sexually.

EDIT: Looks like you are talking about the licking the dick drawing, and some actual blacmail, or scamming that I haven't heard about yet.

Shouldn't people also dislike any trolls who have convinced Chris to do anything sexual?
What happened here was extortion. And not just in the heat-of-the-moment, but an organized campaign over several months to steal from and generally torment Chris in various ways.

That bumps it up in my list of priorities.
 
What happened here was extortion. And not just in the heat-of-the-moment, but an organized campaign over several months to steal from and generally torment Chris in various ways.

That bumps it up in my list of priorities.
So the gay prostitution was Idea Guy's doing?
 
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