LGBT 4/10 - Chris Comes out as Bisexual

Does Chris want the pickle know?

  • Yes

    Votes: 160 17.1%
  • No

    Votes: 45 4.8%
  • He doesn't know what bisexual means

    Votes: 730 78.1%

  • Total voters
    935
ut that behavior is more like a sexually abused child than an honest expression of Chris' sexuality.
Wait, I take issue with calling Chris' "behavior" similar to that of a sexually abused child. Licking dicks of walls is a bit abusive, but Chris now and as a child is the type of being that even sexual predators would return. Sex abuse is very serious, and it can't be compared to some ween helping to liberate Chris' repressed sexual desires. Each time Chris does something trolls don't agree with, or he chimps out all of a sudden it's, "victim this or abuse that". No one is abusing Chris to be openly bisexual or flirtatious with men, this was just a component of his fucked up sexuality that he can now express more readily.
 
Wait, I take issue with calling Chris' "behavior" similar to that of a sexually abused child. Licking dicks of walls is a bit abusive, but Chris now and as a child is the type of being that even sexual predators would return. Sex abuse is very serious, and it can't be compared to some ween helping to liberate Chris' repressed sexual desires. Each time Chris does something trolls don't agree with, or he chimps out all of a sudden it's, "victim this or abuse that". No one is abusing Chris to be openly bisexual or flirtatious with men, this was just a component of his fucked up sexuality that he can now express more readily.
After children have been abused, they exhibit quirky behavior. For example, a girl who was molested as a child will keep on trying to hump older men. In fact, if the initial molestation was never addressed, there's not even a gap. It's just like getting molested at 10 -> getting molested at 11 -> dressing slutty at 12 -> having sex etc.

You can't just say "lol, they're not molesting you anymore, so go back to normal".
 
If it makes no sense, then the simplest explanation is usually correct. It's called parsimony.

Parsimony? I think you mean Occam's razor.

Parsimony is being a cheap-ass motherfucker. I mean, Chris IS that as well, unless it comes to legos or skylanders, but a parsimonious person is the kind of guy who has friends over but dosen't serve snacks or if he does it's the cheapest shit possible. Or never donates to any causes that he lauds up vocally cos' words cost nothing, that sort of thing.
 
I think it's pretty simple: Chris is mentally around 10.

Even 10 is optimistic.

[inb4 'thunkful'] I think Chris is pretty much stalled at the phase that child development psychologists talk about, where kids just can't emotionally relate to others; all their emotions are totally inward-focussed (supposed to end around age 4-7 IIRC),
so they just can't comprehend that other people see the world differently to how they do. (eg. Jerkops aren't just doing their job and stopping someone from annoying other shoppers, Jerkops hate True Love and want to keep Chris a virgin. Snyder wasn't stopping Chris from scaring off paying customers, Snyder just loves persecuting autistic people)

It's also the development stage where kids get into 'symbolic play', where they act out scenarios with dolls, or say Transformers/MLP figurines, to try to process the world and learn social interaction. (Which is kinda what Sonichu is IMO; 27 different Chris-insert characters, all sharing Chris' exact perspective, being made to play out all these different scenarios, to help Chris try to make sense of the world)

In some other ways, like social skills, I think Chris is mentally a bit older than that, but in terms of his emotional shit he really acts like he's stalled in early childhood.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piaget's_theory_of_cognitive_development#Symbolic_function_substage

[Probably deserve the 'thunkul' tags tbh, but fuck it... worth it to feel like those 1st year psych units got some use]

Pretty sure someone committed some serious felonies against Chris.


You really think Chris got molested as a kid, and that's where his anti-gay shit comes from? That story about the principal trying to get Chris to sit on his lap?

The way Chris complains about stuff, and catalogues every other tiny slight that happened to him 20 years ago, I'd expect him to reference it much more often if he really had been sexually abused.
 
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You really think Chris got molested as a kid, and that's where his anti-gay shit comes from? That story about the principal trying to get Chris to sit on his lap?

The way Chris complains about stuff, and catalogues every other tiny slight that happened to him 20 years ago, I'd expect him to reference it much more often if he really had been sexually abused.
No, I think Chris' anti-gay stuff was a result of him being a childish dipshit.

Some serious felonies were committed against Chris in the past six months though.
 
inb4 'thunkful'] I think Chris is pretty much stalled at the phase that child development psychologists talk about, where kids just can't emotionally relate to others; all their emotions are totally inward-focussed (supposed to end around age 4-7 IIRC),
so they just can't comprehend that other people see the world differently to how they do. (eg. Jerkops aren't just doing their job and stopping someone from annoying other shoppers, Jerkops hate True Love and want to keep Chris a virgin. Snyder wasn't stopping Chris from scaring off paying customers, Snyder just loves persecuting autistic people)

It's also the development stage where kids get into 'symbolic play', where they act out scenarios with dolls, or say Transformers/MLP figurines, to try to process the world and learn social interaction. (Which is kinda what Sonichu is IMO; 27 different Chris-insert characters, all sharing Chris' exact perspective, being made to play out all these different scenarios, to help Chris try to make sense of the world)

In some other ways, like social skills, I think Chris is mentally a bit older than that, but in terms of his emotional shit he really acts like he's stalled in early childhood.
I think Chris is just profoundly mentally disabled. Like even kids in that phase of life would be comparatively more stable and functional, socially. FFS, at an early age, most kids know when to feel social shame. The only way Chris knows how to relate to people is by screeching out vocal farts claiming he sounds just like Tara Strong.

After children have been abused, they exhibit quirky behavior. For example, a girl who was molested as a child will keep on trying to hump older men. In fact, if the initial molestation was never addressed, there's not even a gap. It's just like getting molested at 10 -> getting molested at 11 -> dressing slutty at 12 -> having sex etc.

You can't just say "lol, they're not molesting you anymore, so go back to normal".
Chris was never sexually molested though, in fact, that poor hooker has more claims to sex abuse than ol' what's his face. Inappropriate sexual behavior is just one way that sex abuse in children surfaces, its also the most sensational, which is why its overrepresented in Lifetime Movies. Why are you also comparing Chris to a female sex abuse victim when he still thinks, acts, and looks like a man? This is always what happens, as soon as Chris starts to show some signs of coming out or doing something stupid, you say, "he's not bi-curious" or "he won't act like a tard in public", and when he finally comes out or does something stupid, it turns into "it was coercion" or "he wouldn't have been banned unless the weens had something to do with it", despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Chris admits to being coerced on other stupid stuff, yet he still proudly claims bisexual pride and gay behavior after the threat is removed? If he is so easily coerced into doing stupid shit, then his entire adulthood/search for his identity has been a lie. Trying to claim that some areas are more authentic than others is hypocritical.

If Chris had been molested, we would have seen these behaviors way sooner. I'll make it another point, as a child and an adult, no one would have wanted to molest Chris.

No, I think Chris' anti-gay stuff was a result of him being a childish dipshit.

Some serious felonies were committed against Chris in the past six months though.
Well, you should get used to it because after Barb's death, it's going to get wayyyyyy worse.
In fact, Null will probably have to open another subforum to deal with weens trying to take advantage of Chris, so we can anonymously help the authorities.
I also remember you saying a few months ago how people could no longer take advantage of Chris and how he had learned life skills to counteract this.
 
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Well, you should get used to it because after Barb's death, it's going to get wayyyyyy worse.
In fact, Null will probably have to open another subforum to deal with weens trying to take advantage of Chris, so we can anonymously help the authorities.
I also remember you saying a few months ago how people could no longer take advantage of Chris and how he had learned life skills to counteract this.
Chris ignored people calling his number or sending him dumb emails because he knew it was probably dumb crap. This was before he got it in his head that he could get money easily by farting on the internet and thus, be free to spend all that extra money and beg for more if he doesn't have enough for Barb's bills. Because of that now people have something to hold over his head: a potential customer/donor he could lose, which has effectively led to this whole mess.

die @DStecks
and @Sonic Rainboom too
 
Chris ignored people calling his number or sending him dumb emails because he knew it was probably dumb crap. This was before he got it in his head that he could get money easily by farting on the internet and thus, be free to spend all that extra money and beg for more if he doesn't have enough for Barb's bills. Because of that now people have something to hold over his head: a potential customer/donor he could lose, which has effectively led to this whole mess.

die @DStecks
and @Sonic Rainboom too
It doesn't matter, the issue is that a Chrispert claimed something to be almost immutable about Chris wether it be sexuality or otherwise when it's just not true. Chris always goes out of his way to prove others wrong and then you along with others are stuck here hyper-rationalizing his behavior as if you have something personally invested in the outcome.
 
Chris was never sexually molested though, in fact, that poor hooker has more claims to sex abuse than ol' what's his face.
What Idea Guy did involved sexual elements and it was seriously abusive. He has committed felonies across state lines.
Why are you also comparing Chris to a female sex abuse victim when he still thinks, acts, and looks like a man?
I wasn't comparing Chris to a female sex abuse victim, just a sex abuse victim in general.
This is always what happens, as soon as Chris starts to show some signs of coming out or doing something stupid, you say, "he's not bi-curious" or "he won't act like a tard in public", and when he finally comes out or does something stupid, it turns into "it was coercion" or "he wouldn't have been banned unless the weens had something to do with it", despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
It was coercion. Someone managed to scam Chris out of money or property. It's a felony for the nigerian prince to do it to grandma, but at least the nigerian prince isn't in the US. Unfortunately for Idea Guy, he's in the United States, within reach of the long arm of the law.

In regards to Chris getting banned from the gym: actually no, I don't claim Chris couldn't get himself banned. He gets himself banned from places all the time. And what you say about "overwhelming evidence to the contrary", no, there is zero publicly available evidence that suggests he was banned for valid reasons. Or banned for invalid reasons. There is no public information either way.

Now, the reason I think Chris was unfairly banned was because I know specific details. I believe that weens called and said Chris was going to harm himself or others. People who find this theory implausible ("they can't ban him for anonymous complaints!") must be completely unfamiliar with the retail world in the United States. If you're telling me, that if a business manager today, in *current year*, with all the school shootings and whackos with guns, would get several calls with an accurate description about the same weird fucker with a baseball bat, that they'd spend even five minutes thinking about the decision to ban, you're a grade A dumb dumb.

They wouldn't spend five minutes thinking about it. It's a no brainer.

Heh, at least if he's white. Maybe it'd be different if he was black.

Now, the reason why this matters, is that I find the plot of "random jerkoffs from the internet fucking with chris' life" to be less amusing than "chris fucks up his own life".
Chris admits to being coerced on other stupid stuff, yet he still proudly claims bisexual pride and gay behavior after the threat is removed?
Chris was recently exploited in various ways, some sexual, some violent, some financial. I do not find his erratic sexual behavior to be natural/genuine in that context.
 
Chris was recently exploited in various ways, some sexual, some violent, some financial. I do not find his erratic sexual behavior to be natural/genuine in that context.

Exploiting Chris sexually is as Islamic Content as it gets

Although I am curious about the details on these exploitations
 
What Idea Guy did involved sexual elements and it was seriously abusive. He has committed felonies across state lines.
He's still not a sexual abuse victim. Just because he was corced to lick dicks off walls or coerced to solicit BJs does not make him a sex abuse victim. How easily you forget that Chris has been lured into doing straight up solo porn in the past? Coersion through violence, blackmail, and deception are the same things, especially when dealing with someone who has the IQ if a fruitfly. Forcing a retarded man to shove stuff up his butt is the same thing. It's just like the libtard double standard.
 
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He's still not a sexual abuse victim. Just because he was corced to lick dicks off walls or coerced to solicit BJs does not make him a sex abuse victim.
Why not? It's abusive. It's sexual.
How easily you forget that Chris has been lured into doing straight up solo porn in the past? Coersion through violence, blackmail, and deception are the same things, especially when dealing with someone who has the IQ if a fruitfly. Forcing a exceptional man to shove stuff up his butt is the same thing. It's just like the libtard double standard.
Yes, forcing Chris to shove things up his ass was also the same thing.
 
I thought the criminal activity only involved Nigerian prince style shenanigans. What kind of incestuous, pig-fucking deviancy do you have to grow up with to enjoy sexually manipulating Chris?
 
I thought the criminal activity only involved Nigerian prince style shenanigans. What kind of incestuous, pig-fucking deviancy do you have to grow up with to enjoy sexually manipulating Chris?
Well, violating Chris' sensibilities was popular trolling fodder for years. The idea was that Chris was a giant homophobe bigot, and making him squirm by forcing him to look at dicks was funny. Of course, in retrospect, it's not that funny. Kind of fucked up, actually.
 
Well, violating Chris' sensibilities was popular trolling fodder for years. The idea was that Chris was a giant homophobe bigot, and making him squirm by forcing him to look at dicks was funny. Of course, in retrospect, it's not that funny. Kind of fucked up, actually.

I did consider that after posting, particularly the BlueSpike stuff. It seems like Chris had no trouble bouncing back from it, though, speaking as an outside observer. It's not trying to justify it, but this apparently has fucked him up a lot more than in the past. I always kind of had the impression that back in the day, the pressure was reduced when Chris started going off the rails a bit. This fucker derailed him, lit the wreckage on fire and did a faggy little mating dance.
 
I did consider that after posting, particularly the BlueSpike stuff. It seems like Chris had no trouble bouncing back from it, though, speaking as an outside observer. It's not trying to justify it, but this apparently has fucked him up a lot more than in the past. I always kind of had the impression that back in the day, the pressure was reduced when Chris started going off the rails a bit. This fucker derailed him, lit the wreckage on fire and did a faggy little mating dance.
To me it really looked like Chris acted progressively more paranoid and deranged after every trolling saga. The mental and emotional damage accumulated and perhaps eventually manifested itself through Chris coming out as a tomgirl.
 
I don't think Chris actually knows what bisexual means, he's probably been fed an incorrect definition or something.
Then again no man gets that freaked out by dicks unless he's hiding deep in the closet.
It's so simple, even Chris can understand. I mean, he has been claiming to like women and now, he claims his turning for an anime husbundu makes him bi. It's not rocket science.
 
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