DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[c-no]

Oh my.... Retardbus isn't going to like this.

"Night Trap was a better game." Does Phil know this game is suppose to be a horror game that relies on ones fear and paranoia? As an individual, I did get scared and before the jump scare with Chica, I was pretty much having some paranoia wondering which one is getting closer to get me.

 

[RP 520]

So the FN@F is the first DSP video I've fully watched. I've lost some more brain cells I think. Also I quickly picked up on the fact that he blames everything on imaginary problems and hates everything it seems.

Also why does he check the chat so much? Is that his narcissism on display or something?

 

[VJ 343]

Probably a bit late but I've been watching DSP's Dark Souls playthrough.

I get the game is hard but does he have to be so whiny?

 

[Overcast]

So the FN@F is the first DSP video I've fully watched. I've lost some more brain cells I think. Also I quickly picked up on the fact that he blames everything on imaginary problems and hates everything it seems.

Also why does he check the chat so much? Is that his narcissism on display or something?

He likes to use the chat to solve problems for him when he plays games.

Yeah, one of the best gamers in the country my ass.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Oh my.... Retardbus isn't going to like this.

Was the camera shake at the end intentional? Or does DSP not know what a tripod is?

 

[Overcast]

Was the camera shake at the end intentional? Or does DSP not know what a tripod is?

I wish that was DSP, but after comparing this video with the original source, I believe it was simply someone else recording the stream via a camera.

I wouldn't be surprised if it was DSP as his production values are usually pretty shite.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I wish that was DSP, but after comparing this video with the original source, I believe it was simply someone else recording the stream via a camera.

I wouldn't be surprised if it was DSP as his production values are usually pretty shite.

Don't think I would ether, but I guess if it were someone else (here's hoping), I could excuse it. Though DSP did state his webcam was all blurry at the beginning, so who knows.

 

[RetardBus]

Oh my.... Retardbus isn't going to like this.

DSP at times reminds me of both the Irate Gamer and Jace while he's gaming. He's got the laughably lame attempts at humor and the shoehorned in nitpicking of random aspects of the game like Chris Bores, and he's got the "fan" fueled narcissism and goofy live playthroughs of Jace.

I also like how like every other game Philly has ever played, he only hates it after the game kicks his ass into the next solar system. That was both gloriously retarded and cringe worthy at the same time. It was like watching one of those tryhard "angry" reviewers making a fool of themselves live Commander Stryker style. The only thing he'd need to complete it is a poorly edited clip at the end of himself destroying the game with flashy special effects, with a really lame one liner before or after.

 

[Kitty Witless]

I watched a stream of someone going into Five Nights at Freddy's with no background knowledge of the game and they picked it up pretty quickly.

Saw this on Twitter this morning, DSP experiencing bugged raising awareness mechanics in relation to the ALS challenges again:
https://twitter.com/dsvoight/status/503332540087029760

(I'd link to the picture but I'm on a tablet)

 

[THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS]

I watched a stream of someone going into Five Nights at Freddy's with no background knowledge of the game and they picked it up pretty quickly.

Saw this on Twitter this morning, DSP experiencing bugged raising awareness mechanics in relation to the ALS challenges again:
https://twitter.com/dsvoight/status/503332540087029760

(I'd link to the picture but I'm on a tablet)

I'll help you out with that.

Apparently anyone that raises awareness for charity by trying to make something go viral for a good cause is a view whore, and is all about the money now lol. I swear Phil must be near the center of the earth with the amount of videos that have been made about him.

Also Darksydephil continues this on Twitter to tell this publicly to the entire world.

This is how delusional he is in general, and i will debunk an earlier statement he made today which makes all the more funnier.

What makes this ironic is that, Darksydephil was pissed off when he had low views on his Earthbound playthroughs, and said that if anyone prefers a game like Minecraft then they are "factually wrong", which shows that he doesent respect a difference of opinion. But dont take my word for it, just watch this video, there are screencaps and commentary to actually prove what i am saying is true.

And also when someone criticized that his girlfriend should not be on one of his vlog shows, he called that person a fucking idiot.

And then it comes full circle when someone tells him they dont like him much anymore due to these videos having sources and actual information calling him out on legit points, Darksydephil then pulls the victim card and tries shaming that person here.

Then when Eliskor tries defending himself against Timboslice, Darksydephil then claims anyone that says anything negative or exposes him is part of a cult, in order to try to make himself look like a victim. Which in his eyes hes never done anything wrong, and that everyone is always out to hurt him, has false things about him, when he cant prove any of the videos wrong besides making up things and not having anything to counter it with(even though he says he can, we all know this lolcow can not). Nut ironically enough what Darksydephil does is kind of a cult mentallity to begin with, and it just makes him an ironic lolcow on this board.

Just think about it, he shames anyone that dares watch a "hatefilled" video that us critics have made on him, made those fans unsubscribe. That we all haters,children, and all of these bad people, when it's Darksydephil's fault for putting his whole personal life on the internet in the first place, hes like OPL in the sense where he actually thinks there should be no seperate life from internet life and personal life, which kind of makes it easy to have a permanent record on how sad his life truly is.

If anyone wants me to, i can post two NSFW videos, that actually show hes close to OPL if anyone would like me to. But then again, i want to be sure if it would be safe to do so. One of the vids has some nudity albiet it is blurred out a bit.

 

[I-chi]

DSP at times reminds me of both the Irate Gamer and Jace while he's gaming. He's got the laughably lame attempts at humor and the shoehorned in nitpicking of random aspects of the game like Chris Bores, and he's got the "fan" fueled narcissism and goofy live playthroughs of Jace.

I also like how like every other game Philly has ever played, he only hates it after the game kicks his ass into the next solar system. That was both gloriously retarded and cringe worthy at the same time. It was like watching one of those tryhard "angry" reviewers making a fool of themselves live Commander Stryker style. The only thing he'd need to complete it is a poorly edited clip at the end of himself destroying the game with flashy special effects, with a really lame one liner before or after.

At least those guys are trying, if a little too hard. Phil's on a whole other level of lacking originality or individuality in his style; even when he's baiting his own stupidity for entertainment value, because that's the ONLY reason his "fans" actually watching him. The strange thing is it's remained hard to tell. It depends on the game he's playing I guess.

The MGS compilation videos involving him always bring a chuckle out of me; and brought me to ponder precisely how someone can be so stupid, in that I LEGITIMATELY can't determine whether or not he's faking it and making a deliberate ass of himself.

The Souls playthroughs, counter actively, awoke a darkness in me.

 

[THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS]

The MGS compilation videos involving him always bring a chuckle out of me; and brought me to ponder precisely how someone can be so stupid; that I LEGITIMATELY can't tell whether or not he's faking it and making a deliberate ass of himself.

The Souls playthroughs, counter actively, awoke a darkness in me.

You should just watch the This Is How You Dont Play versions of the games he plays. By the way i will post some of the popular ones, and in another post i will also show the newer ones that were released just today. and the funny NSFW stuff(i swear you will laugh at how dumb he truly is, it just puts him near OPL levels of hilarity)

This Is How You Dont Play Demons souls

This Is How You Dont Play Dark Souls

This Is How You Dont Play Metal Gear Solid 1

This Is How You Dont Play Metal Gear Solid 2

This Is How You Dont Play Metal Gear Solid 3.

I swear all of them are worth a watch, as these videos show how the "common" "average" gamer plays games lol.

 

[I-chi]

Oh don't worry, my good man! I wouldn't think to give Phil any shred of views on his own channel, these are precisely the vids I was talking about.

I don't see how it would have been possible to survive his DkS playthrough otherwise without the proper editing; I'm to understand the ONLY reason he actually beat the game was because his viewers were basically dragging his caboose through each boss. One look at his method with Queelag will tell one everything they need to understand.

 

[THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS]

Oh don't worry, my good man! I wouldn't think to give Phil any shred of views on his own channel, these are precisely the vids I was talking about.

I don't see how it would have been possible to survive his DkS playthrough otherwise without the proper editing; I'm to understand the ONLY reason he actually beat the game was because his viewers were basically dragging his caboose through each boss. One look at his method with Queelag will tell one everything they need to understand.

I know what you're saying, Darksydephil does no editing whatsoever and is actually one of those people that is proud of it, he says that "i have balls to show my fails" and thats its bad to edit because somehow you can overedit your content, and it's a sin to him because it would require effort and time, because its hard to put a video on top of another video line it up right, edit out the small failures and then render it by putting up to to youtube. The only time he edits something out is when he yells at the stream chat, or something he knows would hurt his reputation which goes to show thats all he cares about is money.

What makes it ironic is it shows how untalented he is as a person and only cares about uploading all of his footage on the internet even if its just him failing, running around for hours saying "nothing i could do" "bugged programming dude" "this is a bugged game", when it gets boring and a lot of his viewers are leaving him because of it. Hes kind of a one trick pony considering that he was only funny for two years and that was it, hes fading away.

Here is the new This Is How You Dont Plays

This Is How You Dont Play American Mcgee's Alice

This Is How You Dont Play Silent Hill 2

This Is How You Dont Play Silent Hill 3

Here is the NSFW material, i warn everyone do not watch while at work you have been warned. I will tell the story about how this event happened.

DSP Tries It Sexting

Pandaleegames titties. (1:19 look in the folder you will see a small blurred image of Darksydephil's girlfriend showing her boobs)

The story behind this whole thing was that Darksydephil was showing off the youtube onechannel layout on twitchtv(really poorly i might add because he just kept fumbling around with it and had to have the chat help him out) . But being the dumb person that he is, he ended up doing two things that ended up ruining more of his reputation. While he was livestreaming he ended up showing his I.P to his cell phone or something like that, and a hacker managed to hack into it, and find an embarrassing video of Darksydephil grabbing his dick, and moving it around, the hacker then was able to upload it through the youtube app and onto his youtube channel. Phil removed it, and claimed it wasent him, but by the sound of his voice, and the pants he wears it was him.

Also the Pandaleegames boobs one is kind of obvious, and i do feel bad for Pandaleegames, but like usual Phil had Pandaleegames's nude photo on his desktop folder, instead of it being hidden in a porn folder labeled as something else. It really shows how much of a lolcow and a failure he is, i swear at times he has these odd comparisons to OPL when you really analyze both of them and how they handle negativity and the dumb things that they do, you almost think they are long lost cousins of each other.

 

[I-chi]

You ever see Youtube.AVI? Check those out, they summarize absolutely everything said in the funniest way possible, with bonus shots at Phil's uploader sins.

 

[THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS]

You ever see Youtube.AVI? Check those out, they summarize absolutely everything said in the funniest way possible, with bonus shots at Phil's uploader sins.

no i havent, can you link them here?

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

DSP donates to three charities but he doesn't like to talk about it except when he wants to talk about it. Pointing out to everyone you did something good is the best way to make it seem like a hollow gesture. DSP really needs to learn to go with the flow sometimes even if he doesn't agree with it. He doesn't seem to understand the power of the internet which is obvious since he's doing an amazing job turning it against him. If you're an internet personality then watch what you say before you say it and make sure that before you disagree with popular opinion you elaborate on your reasoning behind it without being a dick. DSP could have just made a donation to the charity, bitten his tongue, and not done the challenge. He would of came out of this with with a bit more respect. For someone who donates to three charities a year I imagine throwing a hundred bucks at another wouldn't be a big deal, right? But no, I get this feeling DSP thinks of himself as some kind of fucking shock jock of streaming. The problem is he isn't smart or charismatic enough to pull it off.

 

[THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS]

Oh god, this is like a reverse Chris Chan here, he says he knows how to play pokemon and has beaten it before, but then throughout it you can tell he needs the chat to tell him how to attack in the game and do other things when its plainly obvious he does not know how to play the game. At least with OPL he enjoyed the games he played, but with Darksydephil its like having a tryhard 32 year old man trying to be funny playing video games. When it's just awful comedic humor of a 13 year old child.

He actually did say he will be playing the rereleased version of the new pokemon handheld games. This is going to be bad. Really bad. Just imagine your childhood being destroyed by this manchild on a pokemon version of This Is How You Dont Play.

Oh yes i forgot about the hoard he has built up over the years, and suddenly on his vlogs hes said "ive matured" when it's the exact opposite lol. Check it out for yourselves guys.

 

[A Witty Name]

The stream overlay is exactly what I expected of Phil. His name with a horrible font and the 3DS logo. As lazy as possible.

 

[Springblossom]

Oh god, this is like a reverse Our Pet Lolcow here, he says he knows how to play pokemon and has beaten it before, but then throughout it you can tell he needs the chat to tell him how to attack in the game and do other things when its plainly obvious he does not know how to play the game. At least with OPL he enjoyed the games he played, but with Darksydephil its like having a tryhard 32 year old man trying to be funny playing video games. When it's just awful comedic humor of a 13 year old child.

What did he, get a save file? He could not make it more obvious that he's never played the game before.