Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Puta Bruja]

I find it hilarious that he's probably feverishly refreshing this thread just to get triggered. He's legit like a child. He stopped emotionally developing when he was like 12 obviously. This is just getting sad now.

 

[AmpleApricots]

I'd write more about him actually (like a few things I already touched) but I was really busy today with making out with my much younger girlfriend and I had no time. Sorry!

 

[NotLucusWerner]

The all wise Lucas Werner once said "If she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me"

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

The all wise Lucas Werner once said "If she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me"

Even Winger had standards.

 

[BeefMcBeef]

This is my favorite. The holocaust and my dry dick are proof there's no god!

I can tolerate holocaust denial, but getting laid crosses the line

 

[Bassomatic]

This is my favorite. The holocaust and my dry dick are proof there's no god!

I can tolerate holocaust denial, but getting laid crosses the line

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More proof Lucas is just one of those I literally never met god so he's real.

I'm not even a (((tribe))) and I know there is reasoning in "god" eye for the holocaust. Here's just one quick one : https://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/how-the-holocaust-challenged-faith/

There's a lot of reasons people of faiths ask that question and shocking if you just google it there's a ton of reasoning . One of them is great suffering in a people gives light to god again. Instead of sperging out since no one really cares and I'm in a writing mood, one reason is it gave them the path to the Israel again and awoken their connection with god as many people who have bad/hard times lose that faith. Needless to say the holocaust sucked and makes people ask why god or forget him.

Granted this all is just if you are of faith and all. I'm just pointing out to take a stand on any point you should be ready to expand your point and expect to be countered. Lucas bashes religion all the time, with no reasoning aside that he's a hateful shit.

Lucas makes public bold rude statements to people and then turns it on well I don't have a girl friend so I can be abusive towards everyone. Then he wonders why he's alone. The cycle never changes, he's just getting fatter, older, and sicker. None of those help getting teen tail.

 

[Trainwreck]

The Tosh.0 clip was certainly amusing. This is the video he used. *edit...I didn't see this posted yet. Apparently it has been. Apologies.

 

[NotLucusWerner]

Nice try buddy we all know you don't have a phone to be texting anyone.

 

[AmpleApricots]

What is that word salad even. He's also so odd in the videos. Like you think he's an exaggerated character in a tv show sketch but the joke doesn't really come up and it just ends up being unsettling and creepy. The crazy dead-eyed fish stare certainly sets its accent too.

Also Lucas (and all the other lolcows): If you ever have to explain "I'm not a creepy guy" chances are, you are in fact a very creepy guy. Hope that helps!

 

[Rogowski]

Again with the flat bill hats.

 

[Ghost Dog]

What is that word salad even

What part did you not get? Ageist dragons are burning down religions on the internet. It's pretty clear and, might I say, sophisticated.

 

[Rogowski]

And they say white people have no culture.

 

[gobbogobb]

Molded Hamburger with melted Kraft singles and shit fast foot sauce aioli. With a side of imitatin parmesan cheese and a lettuce garnish.

Luke should collaborate with Jack.

 

[Ghost Dog]

There's thousands of recipes on the internet. But it's astonishing how everything he makes looks like it'll give you food poisoning.

 

[Rogowski]

That's a really fancy way of saying "deconstructed cheeseburger" but ok buddy.

 

[Rescuetoast]

Does he think we won't figure out that it's still just sriracha mayo if he calls it fry sauce? He's gained that entire 200 pounds back, and it all went straight to his face.

 

[Aristophanes]

Again with the flat bill hats.

What is his aversion to flat-billed hats all about? I wonder if it's just another one of his delusions.

There's thousands of recipes on the internet. But it's astonishing how everything he makes looks like it'll give you food poisoning.

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Does he think we won't figure out that it's still just sriracha mayo if he calls it fry sauce? He's gained that entire 200 pounds back, and it all went straight to his face.

It's safe to say that Lucas has lived an incredibly unhealthy lifestyle since he left the hospital, in particular his poor diet (or lack thereof). Though it has a number of issues, the biggest is his lack of portion control, which isn't helped by his sloppy cooking. He eats an absolute fuckton of red meat daily - sure he'll have a good dose of protein, but as he isn't doing nowhere near enough excercise in order to burn off the excess calories it won't do him much good.

 

[Rogowski]

What is his aversion to flat-billed hats all about? I wonder if it's just another one of his delusions

It's not the hat itself but rather the stereotype of your average flat bill hat wearers. Which is ironic since he uses a lot of the language and slang that the stereotype is fond of using (thot, the n word, boolin, lit, Dank, etc). My guess it boils down to the fact that he sees young men with flat billed hats around town with beautiful younger women and REEs about the men he'll never be.

By the way Lucas I know you're reading this so if I'm wrong feel free to correct me.

 

[Sevan Vosgi]

hola

 

[BeefMcBeef]

And you could have fun too if you'd come play with us Wernieboo