Containment Random Chris Updates

[Broseph]

Nah, there are plenty of halfwit inbred trailer trash on his level who would have at least gone for pre-tranny chris. The simple fact that he is a man with a regular income from the gub'mint who won't beat them at night makes him a gold standard.

The thing with Chris is that he was always too retarded to understand that he is an undatable manchild and therefore he never had any hope for getting a normal girl

But Chris could realistically get himself a true and honest sweetheart if she was severely autistic like him.

 

[Gunslinger]

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Fucking lol

Brunettes don't want to be associated with this hot tranny mess anyway.

Chris has enough stress without worrying about his hair color, so I've provided some pictures of various shades to be helpful:

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I'm partial to the seaweed green myself.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Brunettes don't want to be associated with this hot tranny mess anyway.

Chris has enough stress without worrying about his hair color, so I've provided some pictures of various shades to be helpful:

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View attachment 425036 View attachment 425037 View attachment 425038 I'm partial to the seaweed green myself.

If Chris is a water hag then does that make Barb one of the witches of Crookback Bog?

 

[Gunslinger]

If Chris is a water hag then does that make Barb one of the witches of Crookback Bog?

Maybe if you combined all three witches you'd get something like Barb.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

The thing with Chris is that he was always too exceptional to understand that he is an undatable manchild and therefore he never had any hope for getting a normal girl

But Chris could realistically get himself a true and honest sweetheart if she was severely autistic like him.

It’d even be preferable since normal adults don’t like talking about toys and children’s tv shows all day.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Its been almost a decade since Chris called himself a "Gaybian" so this revelation is really old as hell.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Time for him to get a neon green and black harness and hit up the gay bars, watch out all you twink fucc bois, because Naitsirhc is hungry for cock. In all honesty it will be easier for him to get laid if he advertises that PnP is okay, he'll attract every meth-head in the area who have little to no standards as long as he hosts or supplies.

Picture it:
14 BC, two weeks after Barb's death. Chris dressed as a leather daddy/momma with 10 meth addicted twinks, who are wearing spiked collars. Chris's muses will also be converting the lavish and opulent Hall's of 14 BC into their new trap house.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Picture it:
14 BC, two weeks after Barb's death. Chris dressed as a leather daddy/momma with 10 meth addicted twinks, who are wearing spiked collars. Chris's muses will also be converting the lavish and opulent Hall's of 14 BC into theit new trap house.

Chris is way too pussy to be a leather daddy. He would be more of a chub bottom

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Chris is way too pussy to be a leather daddy. He would be more of a chub bottom

So what are you trying to say?

Spoiler: In other words.

 

[Rupin]

Its been almost a decade since Chris called himself a "Gaybian" so this revelation is really old as hell.

Chris has never publicly admitted he would be open to other men until a coulple days ago. His policy before that was if it has a dick, I ain't interested.

 

[ON 190]

This randomly popped up on my feed:

https://www.ebay.com/itm/282919293320?ul_noapp=true

Fucking. Sold.

Who bought it? I need to smack some goddamned sense into you. With a crowbar.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[nvrwastetree]

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What??? I don't think he knows what a life coach actually does. It's not a therapist Chris. A life coach is something that Chris should consider hiring, even though he probably would whine to him/her about the trolls and love is love.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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The stress of it all. It's making him speak gibberish.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

I'm so sorry you have to deal with this @Doopie
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EDIT:
Unrelated:
Could we get this thread pinned again?
I feel like having it at the top will prevent people from making shitty threads about minor garbage.

Play as Doopie or play with Doopie?

 

[LesbianSleepoverParty]

Some girl did a "sexy" cosplay of Chris and he approves of it

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[ExGuru]

Imagine being so desperate for attention that you're willing to dress up as Chris Chan. I wonder if the cosplay includes sexy dirty crapped briefs.

 

[Trilby]

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Well now we know which brand it is!

 

[The American Hedgehog]