Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

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I think I prefer him with the voice changer. The video he did without came off as a half hour Jim impression and it became so aggravating I had to turn it off.

 
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What a hideous fucking CHUD. His GF ain't that bad though, she's got a pretty smile.

Kinda looks like she should be handing out pamphlets about Hepatitis-C at a community college.

I guess she is slightly better looking then the last one. pretty weird cause no homo bryann isnt some super ugly freak with 3 noses or some shit. looks normal enough where he could at least land a girl who is a 5/10. not the 2's and 3's he has had lately. is most likely one of those dudes who will fuck whatever specimen will open their legs for him with him having to put the least amount of game in possible
 
One thing that caught my eye is that a lot of those videos are basically threads we have here (Grotesque, Narcissa, Sims community..etc), I'm pretty sure that if I watched any of them, they will turn out to have the exact same info that we dug up.

Now I don't know about you, but for me, one of Jim's stand-out traits is him frequently digging up some info that we didn't find or think to look for. He doesn't just settle for what we found and frequently tries to go beyond the bar that's been set by the internet. Hell, a lot of the time some things pop up on his radar before we notice them in the 1st place (Honey Badgers).

Bryan's content just looks far lazier at first glance.
 
His latest video on the Exceptional Detective channel straight up copies Metokur's third video on Ross. I don't think anyone could make themselves look like more of an obsessed fanboy if they tried.
Cadence is copied exactly. "Jim impression" indeed. Shallow mimicry, as he goes slightly further overboard with the sarcasm not realizing that's the WEAKNESS of Jim videos.

This may be late, but I was wondering something about Bryan's mic setup during his recent appearances in videos.

Has his audio quality gotten worse? What I mean is, did he take Metokur's advice and buy a crappy headset/mic combo to be more like his idol?
If that's the case, the decision is not working in his favor. Bryan got into a screaming match with TonkaSaw a few weeks ago. Tonk's voice was clear, but Bryan was bleating like an exceptional goat. (Timestamp 8:25 - end)
 
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I think Jim-senpai should be careful..

 
One thing that caught my eye is that a lot of those videos are basically threads we have here (Grotesque, Narcissa, Sims community..etc), I'm pretty sure that if I watched any of them, they will turn out to have the exact same info that we dug up.

Now I don't know about you, but for me, one of Jim's stand-out traits is him frequently digging up some info that we didn't find or think to look for. He doesn't just settle for what we found and frequently tries to go beyond the bar that's been set by the internet. Hell, a lot of the time some things pop up on his radar before we notice them in the 1st place (Honey Badgers).

Bryan's content just looks far lazier at first glance.
Yea it's pretty well known Bryan goes after whatever flavor of the day topic is popular and tries to inject himself into it that's why everyone hates him. If Jim or kf is talking about it he shows up a day late with weak banter and content that no one cares about. Why do you think he desperately dm's null when he gets banned begging to be let back in and offering money to do so. Without this site he has zero content

Did he leave because of his fantastic new avatar, or because we called him out yet again on his bullshit?

Null peepee slapped him in the Ross thread and everyone told him to fuck off so he's declared jihad on the site and is telling people on /cow/ null is defending pedophilia
 
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You got to be fucking kidding me. Now Null is no patron saint, but sheesh. One minute he's for stopping pedophiles, the next he's gonna slander someone with the same hash for internet cool-boi points. Yawn.

Bryan when you get original and stop pulling stupid bullshit people will stop running you off.

It'll take a few weeks before 4chan or whatever chan he's on will give him the boot and you know, I think he can't sock his way around that ban.
 
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You got to be fucking kidding me. Now Null is no patron saint, but sheesh. One minute he's for stopping pedophiles, the next he's gonna slander someone with the same hash for internet cool-boi points. Yawn.

Bryan when you get original and stop pulling stupid bullshit people will stop running you off.

It'll take a few weeks before 4chan or whatever chan he's on will give him the boot and you know, I think he can't sock his way around that ban.

Yea he's saying null is a pedo defender/apologist and that everyone in ross' thread is defending Ross. Also he can't help himself with the "hey did you see the thing metokur is gonna do a video on XD look at my profile name lol I watched the stream too. pls notice me"
 

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Yea he's saying null is a pedo defender/apologist and that everyone in ross' thread is defending Ross. Also he can't help himself with the "hey did you see the thing metokur is gonna do a video on XD look at my profile name lol I watched the stream too. pls notice me"
I might go block him on Twitter just for spite, even though he doesn't know my twitter.

It doesn't take much to ruffle ol' Bryan's jimmies. To be fair, all it'd take is just some well placed bait-- A picture of sempai on a fish hook as it were. But the idiot is so convoluted in his fucking headspace* that he doesn't realise that yeah, him doxing and swatting people might actually hurt someone some day.

I just pray it's not someone frail, old or too young to really recover.

(*Whatever those two chimps with the cymbals are doing up there.)
 
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Did he leave because of his fantastic new avatar, or because we called him out yet again on his bullshit?
Cocktimus just covered it, or check @BoingBoingBoi's post, which provides a nice summary of Bryan's latest sperg-out.

Yea it's pretty well known Bryan goes after whatever flavor of the day topic is popular and tries to inject himself into it that's why everyone hates him. If Jim or kf is talking about it he shows up a day late with weak banter and content that no one cares about. Why do you think he desperately dm's null when he gets banned begging to be let back in and offering money to do so. Without this site he has zero content
The thing is, most of our content is available for lurkers, hell, until recently, you could actually post as a guest, even make threads IIRC. No, what Bryan wants out of this site are two things:
  • Traffic for his videos, because let's face it, our interest in lolcows are a super niche thing, just compare Metokur's viewcount to your usual Youtube video, try to see if any normies know him.
  • To make a name for himself as a content provider, for some reason, he feels this can only happen if he's a respected member on here, ala Dynastia or Cricket. That's why he seemed to really latch on to them for a minute. He needs to feel like he's a leader of some movement, any movement out there.
Now I want to tackle a small aspect of your post, because I am feeling like it:
Yea it's pretty well known Bryan goes after whatever flavor of the day topic is popular and tries to inject himself into it that's why everyone hates him.
To be perfectly fair, a lot of people only started cyber bowling Bryan like they do with any other person who comes into their own thread, and generally, if you're designated as a cow on here, and your thread gets traction, then it's extremely hard to change that status quo and just blend in with the userbase, and make no mistake, he tried very hard (almost too hard) as they Null convos show. At that point, a few of the regulars began to see some endearing qualities in him, especially when compared to his downright creepy A-Logs, I think that was the closest he got to being a member of the community.

This all changed when Null permabanned him for the 1st time, hilariously only a week after he gift carded his way into supporter status, now I thought the ban was a bit harsh at first, but the events after that vindicated dear leader's move to me, especially him lying about our collective position re: Ross. I think it's despicable to brand us all as pedo apologists because we didn't lap up his "info", we don't have to follow your every whim, and we don't have to take your info with no fact-checking, if you don't like it, then just piss off.
 
I just pray it's not someone frail, old or too young to really recover
I honestly believe he'll turn Jim against him at some point hes like an autistic Anakin Skywalker

To be perfectly fair, a lot of people only started cyber bowling Bryan like they do with any other person who comes into their own thread, and generally, if you're designated as a cow on here, and your thread gets traction, then it's extremely hard to change that status quo

Yea I agree with that but go look at threads Bryan jumps in he starts the whole personal army thing all the time then when people call him a retard he freaks out derails the thread and then double posts fucking novels just to tell someone hey I disagree with your assessment
 
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