Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Raiken]

Edit: Holy shit he is selling his toys

 

[Bassomatic]

Chris, no stop wasting money and being poor.

What bill is the one scaring him right now?

 

[Rupin]

Something really big must be going because this is a lot of begging vids, even for him.

 

[bigshot]

That $25 autographed bottle of teal hair conditioner is the most absurd thing he's ever tried to sell.

 

[Rupin]

Oh someone will buy it. I guarantee it.

Transformers g1 sells like hotcakes. Big market there.

 

[MrTroll]

Well... I wouldn't normally pay 100 bucks for a filth-encrusted Transformer with someone's name scribbled on it in permanent marker, but if it's for a good cause... eh, what the hell.

 

[James Howlett]

Please Help! immediately.

 

[Raiken]

Something really big must be going because this is a lot of begging vids, even for him.

Well there is a new transformers line and that Predaking is not going to buy itself.

 

[Bassomatic]

Well there is a new transformers line and that Predaking is not going to buy itself.

Chris wouldn't sell toys for toys.
Don't get me wrong he's gonna buy toys but what bill collector is pissed at him to point hes selling his own stuff?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Transformers g1 sells like hotcakes. Big market there.

With some autistic retard's signature on it? I doubt it

 

[Prussian Blue]

Anyway know/have a rough guess of how big a fine he was slapped with recently?
You can see the desperation in his face

Also that stubble.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He needs da money for hair color though!

https://www.ebay.com/itm/282923967343?ul_noapp=true

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"I'm changing my hair to a darker Colour of blue" For a moment there, I really thought Chris was going make sure he stood out in court but not Chris. He's changing his hair color to a darker shade of blue. It could be a secret strategy to reproduce, though. Half of baby Crystal may be in there.

 

[James Howlett]

Cole Smithy's Scout Certificates: $150
Weaponized Autism: Priceless

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Assortment...274807?hash=item41def1fbb7:g:5B0AAOSwqVJaxl32

EDIT: I didn't realize this was the same batch of garbage from a while ago.

 

[Bassomatic]

Chris renounces god
Chris is forced to sell his toys

Check mate atheists.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Something really big must be going because this is a lot of begging vids, even for him.

No, Chris runs into all kinds of mundane sudden expenses because he and Barb waste money and don't accurately budget. He's in a constant rotation of bills and debts that he delays until they come due or Barb wails at him.

Every time people insist Chris is in a dire financial emergency, he isn't.

 

[The Man With No Name]

You can see the desperation in his face

Chris looks like he heard there's an opening at Channel Awesome and he's gimmicking up

 

[ToroidalBoat]

You can see the desperation in his face

Reminds me of that scene in 2001 where David Bowman is hurled through that kaleidoscope thing.

 

[m0rnutz]

Chris, no stop wasting money and being poor.

What bill is the one scaring him right now?

The court.

 

[johnny5150]

Does barb need more nanners?

Something really big must be going because this is a lot of begging vids, even for him.

Those dates with his sweethearts are expensive

 

[CWCchange]

The way he moves his eyes at the end shows he's a terrible liar.