Sonichu Facebook Update 8/25/14- Sonichu Allergic to Pickles...

[DrChristianTroy]

https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian

EDIT- Added photo. Thanks to @Prick Baxter for getting it.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I'll load my Good Samaritan with pickle juice filled bullets should I ever have to go near CWCville.

 

[Super Collie]

So, what exactly is Sonichu allergic to? Cucumbers? Vinegar? Dill/mustard seeds? Pickles are not a naturally occurring food item.

God damn it, Chris.

I get it that he's attempting to retcon his character(s) and give back story into a trite character trait but seriously, why don't you just make every fucking character allergic to phallic-shaped food. Let's make Sonichu allergic to hot dogs and Bomb Pops while we're at it.

 

[hellbound]

Chris is so turned on by cock he has to make up reasons to avoid phallic foods so he doesn't have to try to understand his urges.

 

[The Knife]

All I'm seeing is that Sonichu doesn't like uncut pickles.

 

[Zvantastika]

Thank godBearjesus he cleared that up, now I can finally go to sleep at night peacefully because the uncertainty always kept me awake... Thanks a bunch Chris.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

All I'm seeing is that Sonichu doesn't like uncut pickles.

I assume he tried to make the joke as easy as possible.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

So, what exactly is Sonichu allergic to? Cucumbers? Vinegar? Dill/mustard seeds? Pickles are not a naturally occurring food item.

God damn it, Chris.

Chris and reality don't work well together. I'm amazed Chris found the time to bring this up today. What does "prime" mean? I haven't been following Sonichu updates as of late, but I don't remember Chris mentioning "prime" when discussing his characters.

 

[Super Collie]

All I'm seeing is that Sonichu doesn't like uncut pickles.

Hey not everyone is into pickles as Godbear intended them. I myself am a pickle "intactivist" but as they say, different strokes for different folks. (Additional cock-related puns go here.)

Chris and reality don't work well together. I'm amazed Chris found the time to bring this up today. What does "prime" mean? I haven't been following Sonichu updates as of late, but I don't remember Chris mentioning "prime" when discussing his characters.

Sonichu "Prime" is Sonichu between the hours of 7PM and 10PM US Central time.

 

[The Fair Lady]

"he bloats up like a balloon, can't do anything for hours."

Why is that such a hilarious mental image

 

[Ti-99/4A]

So Sonichu and Rosechu are still STRAIGHT, but their kids are all trannies and homos.
Glad that got cleared up

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Sonichu "Prime" is Sonichu between the hours of 7PM and 10PM US Central time.

And I'm missing it! Man, I have to set my DVR for Sonichu tonight.

 

[Prick Baxter]

 

[tepid]

Interpret all of that as you will

Ohhhh I have Chris don't you worry.

 

[Silver]

I love how all sonichu's kids are gay, wonder what he thinks about that given the rant he went on in that one issue

 

[Tootsie Bear]

I love it when he says "So there!" Like it's definitive or like he's a child keeping people in their place.

 

[Optimus Prime]

"Allergies are not a topic you would share with just anyone" - Uh, yes, actually you would. Opening a bag of peanuts in a school classroom can incapacitate somebody who is violently allergic to them a few tables away. I myself am allergic to cats so I can't go anywhere to places where there are cats without them being cordoned off while I'm there, because they are evil fuckers who know I am alergic to them and they will want to put their dander all over my legs and it just really gets bad at that point.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

I love how all sonichu's kids are gay, wonder what he thinks about that given the rant he went on in that one issue

I highly doubt Chris cares about continuity within his comics.

 

[A-Stump]

What does his Sonichu's children sexuality have to do with his allergy to pickle?

Is it a secret hint that Sonichu gave the children his pickle and turned them gay?

Oh wait no the mystery is lemon bundt cake

 

[DykesDykesChina]

"he bloats up like a balloon, can't do anything for hours."

Why is that such a hilarious mental image