Zaryiu
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Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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No! Bad Jack! That's a made in China stamped knife with laser etching. You know how? It only cost $30.00. A real Damascus steel knife will cost you at least $100, more if it's actually made by somebody with skill and it's not some cheap Pakistani steel.
If you're serious about cooking you should invest in a good set of knives. Otherwise just get a cheap set and invest in a good sharpener.
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The outside of that "finished" brisket looks like he rolled it around in sawdust.
That smoker must not retain any moisture, or the dingbat kept opening it the entire cook. A pan of water probably would've been a good idea there, Jacko.
That smoker must not retain any moisture, or the dingbat kept opening it the entire cook. A pan of water probably would've been a good idea there, Jacko.
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The outside of that "finished" brisket looks like he rolled it around in sawdust.
That smoker must not retain any moisture, or the dingbat kept opening it the entire cook. A pan of water probably would've been a good idea there, Jacko.
Or just spritz it or mop it with a little apple cider vinegar and spices every half hour or so. You want a nice bark on your meat and that just looks wrong.
how the hell is MEATER not a gay dating app
Charlie Delicious
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Low range on Bluetooth device that transmits from within a metal box?
You don't say
You don't say
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That's a brisket? I thought that was genuine cinnabar that was pulled out of a seam in California. Seriously, they look the same:The outside of that "finished" brisket looks like he rolled it around in sawdust.
That smoker must not retain any moisture, or the dingbat kept opening it the entire cook. A pan of water probably would've been a good idea there, Jacko.
Aaway
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he posted a few videos about it like a year or two ago on his "jack scalfani" channel
but i just noticed that channel and that insufferable "f as in frank" channel are no longer on his list of channels and a quick search revealed that jack most likely deactivated them both for whatever reason
EDIT: both channels are still up. and I found the ring video
also, lol @ his new video
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Charlie Delicious
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Jack sure loves to avoid cooking on his cooking channel.
Probably a good thing.
Probably a good thing.
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Jack tries flavored water and goes on a rant about how energy drinks were the sole cause of his stroke.
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This guy thinks coconut water is flavored water.
NobodyReally
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Jack as more money in water in this picture than he spent on his last "pro" Chef Knife.
lol.
gREEEEEEEEEr
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In the keto diet, is bacon grease basically an energy drink?
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He also doesn't understand the difference in types of sugar still.
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Oh hey, running commentary.
1. Jack just remembered he got good views on food tasting reviews. He then lazily went to a Wal-mart or Trader Joe's to just buy some sparkling water and juices to avoid doing anything actually interesting.
2. Jack is going to judge these by sugar content, sweetener type, and calorie content. I might start laughing uncontrollably if it goes down the path I think it will go down.
3. Hack Jack then begins to sperg about sweeteners using stuff he very likely stole from wikipedia.
3a. HA! It already starts funny! He buys into woo horseshit that aspartame causes joint problems since it's the first result in google. He also lies via unconvincing anecdotes. The first realpeople source I could find came to a different conclusion: that it may actually reduce joint pain caused by inflammation.
3b. Jack then continues sperging about this while proving his laziness with research; he'd have known for example that the tumors that those mice got were the results of a shitton of sweetener far beyond normal consumption.
3c. I find it amusing a fat unhealthy slob who has had at least one stroke and one full on heart attack is pretending he cares about health.
4. Jack continues to loosely go into woo, and does a clunky as fuck fade cut for no real reason. He's sperging about bleaching processes used in splenda.
5. He's pushing for stevia for some reason. I don't know why given he clearly don't care about health.
6. "FAGGOT!" ~ Intro one sixth of the way through the fucking video.
7. Just because he's doing this now, only a third of what he's doing in the video I would count as flavored water due to dyes, being an energy drink in Neuro's case, or being juice. Great job at titling moron.
8. Jack is blaming energy drinks for his stroke in a fit of narcissism. Because god forbid he change his diet of mostly raw, burnt outside fucking red meat full of lard, cayenne pepper, and soy sauce or all the take-out he eats to something a bit more balanced. It's not like the grease from food can do the same thing to your blood vessels as pouring grease down your kitchen pipes can do or anythi- oh... oh... OH.
9. I'll chime in again on how stupid this is. He's crying about pounding down one or two a day. While that isn't necessarily good, the main danger of doing this is fibrilation, or a cardiac arrest. Even then that's only if you pound down a shitton of energy drinks and already have something wrong usually. Jack refuses to acknowledge it's his diet of burned and raw red meat that did this.
10. His stroke rightfully happened on Father's Day. That's God punishing you for choking out your son Jack.
11. His doctor is warning him about energy drinks because of taurine and guanine. Maybe he's a fucking woo doctor given we know Jack loves the hateful fundie churches.
12. Jack calorie counts fucking drinks. Sure, it's half the reason you'll get fat with a shit diet, but it takes food to make you go round.
13. Jack is preemptively shilling the stevia drink as according to his woo horseshit he clearly doesn't follow. Given I've had drinks like this, I can tell you it will taste awful given how strong stevia is as a flavor, and that the vitamins will add a chalky taste.
14. Jack seems to fall for "sugar free" on fucking flavored water. I have no words for how easily he falls to market gimmicks other than naive.
15. Jack frowns at sodium content. I don't know why given how often he pours down soy sauce into his nightmare concoctions given soy sauce is salty as fuck, especially cheaper stuff.
16. Jack the fat moron thinks ICE will save him from heart failure. And I mean sure, if you also completely restructure your portions and stop eating greasy burnt lard things it might...
17. Ew, he likes the raspberry flavor... that's to me the worst one.
18. Jack was impressed and compelled to chug the bigger batch of the Walmart brand ICE knockoff. He reee'd at them having aspartame because woo horseshit.
19. Oh no, Coconut juice has fucking sugars and salt in it! It's almost like it's made of the fluid of some natural plant!
20. Jack admits he's never had an aloe drink before and cringes at the thought of it. I have on the other hand, and they're actually quite good... closest I'd say is it's akin to Capri-sun in some ways regarding flavor.
21. Nearly 90% of the way into the video, Hack Jack opens up and samples one of the waters. Such a good drink review guys!
22. "I won't drink it because it has sugar in it" ~ Jack right before eating a semi-cooked ham shank covered in a honey marinade doused in soy sauce
22a. His reaction was probably more honest than most given he didn't have a thing to shill for.
23. Jack labels the drink he didn't sample or try as the winner because of it validating the holistic woo horseshit he was shilling for no reason given his unhealthy as fuck lifestyle. This was actually up there with DSP unboxing FF13 in that HE DIDN'T FUCKING REVIEW THE PRODUCTS.
Addendum: After crying about sugar and its sins for 12 minutes, he then excitedly tells you he's going to shove ice cream down his throat by the tub load. Take it as you will.
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That would take something like knowledge and actually taking the time to learn about these things instead of just blabbing about something he found on Google or because somebody somewhere said it was bad for you.
But he shouldn't be taking anything with sugar in it if he's supposed to still be on this keto diet that he's been half-assing for a long time. Granted on him, even if he did lose weight it's such a small amount compared to how fat he normally is.
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Jesus, he eats the shrimp with his fingers and puts his fingers into his mouth so he can suck off all the sauce from his fingers.