Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

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neural said:
Ross just made a video for our favorite sperg:


And when I look at the comments section, I literally don't know which one of the two is more exceptional:

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EDIT: I love how even someone as exceptional as Ross can find a way to shit on Bryan's search results..

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That's the thing, Ross is a fool. But god damn does Bryan take the gambit lately. He whole-heartedly is slandering a site and it's owner saying were defending this dude. When in truth, we were right up in arms against him. Sure, we even got sperg levels of unhappy, but at least we waited until the cow himself opened his mouth.

What does Bryan do? "Well, I'll just take a screenshot of discord and not crop shit even though that's totally an option on phones these days, nyeheheh." What a blistering, bumbling buffoon.
 
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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jonathan-ross-effinrawz-sonicjonathansonic-superjonathansonic-speeddemon.33722/page-122#post-3250899
http://archive.is/HYOvB

@BoingBoingBoi What phase does this put us in now?

Edit because I know you all missed the nice revenge rates we used to have:

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@Debt Collector @Bryan Dunn

I am banning you from this site for socking to avoid your posting restraints. Again. You have no regard for your personal reputation and have nothing to be taken from you, so I'm left with two options to deal with you.

(1) Stop banning your socks and instead lock you out of them, changing their names to members of your family until you decide to stop.
(2) Legally bar you from this website.

I am going to try #2 for fun, because #1 sets a viscous precedent. According to the 18 U.S. Code § 1030 (Computer Fraud and Abuse Act) and a court precedent set by Craigslist Inc. v. 3Taps Inc., I am permitted as owner of this website to demand you stop accessing it. This is a private webserver you are now tresspessing on.

Hippity hoppity get the fuck off my property.

I demand you cease accessing this website. My cease and desist notice will be sent to every email address I have of yours on record. I will be physically mailing you a copy of the letter too, just to drive home the point. Cherish my letter like the treasure it is.

You are not welcome on the Kiwi Farms and may not access it. Attempts to circumvent my IP ban will result in a criminal complaint filed against you. You've opened this page and your recognition of my warning will be recorded.


Bazinga
104.156.206.6 - - [14/Apr/2018:21:51:02 +0000] "GET /threads/bryan-dunn-king-of-pol-kop-the-armed-toast-fedoramanmanman-cuckenjohnson-toastyroasty.7451/page-117 HTTP/1.1" 200 43033 "https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jonat...-superjonathansonic-speeddemon.33722/page-122" "Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 7.1.1; Z982 Build/NMF26V) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/65.0.3325.109 Mobile Safari/537.36"
 
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Null said:
@Debt Collector @Bryan Dunn

I am banning you from this site for socking to avoid your posting restraints. Again. You have no regard for your personal reputation and have nothing to be taken from you, so I'm left with two options to deal with you.

(1) Stop banning your socks and instead lock you out of them, changing their names to members of your family until you decide to stop.
(2) Legally bar you from this website.

I am going to try #2 for fun, because #1 sets a viscous precedent. According to the 18 U.S. Code § 1030 (Computer Fraud and Abuse Act) and a court precedent set by Craigslist Inc. v. 3Taps Inc., I am permitted as owner of this website to demand you stop accessing it. This is a private webserver you are now tresspessing on.

Hippity hoppity get the fuck off my property.

I demand you cease accessing this website. My cease and desist notice will be sent to every email address I have of yours on record. I will be physically mailing you a copy of the letter too, just to drive home the point. Cherish my letter like the treasure it is.

You are not welcome on the Kiwi Farms and may not access it. Attempts to circumvent my IP ban will result in a criminal complaint filed against you. You've opened this page and your recognition of my warning will be recorded.


Bazinga
104.156.206.6 - - [14/Apr/2018:21:51:02 +0000] "GET /threads/bryan-dunn-king-of-pol-kop-the-armed-toast-fedoramanmanman-cuckenjohnson-toastyroasty.7451/page-117 HTTP/1.1" 200 43033 "https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jonat...-superjonathansonic-speeddemon.33722/page-122" "Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 7.1.1; Z982 Build/NMF26V) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/65.0.3325.109 Mobile Safari/537.36"
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Fucking savage
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Shitposting and laughing at exceptionals is fine -- trying to make yourself the most important figure in every lolcow drama you can find until you become more exceptional than the cow isn't. I sincerely mean that comment I left on your profile, Bryan. Get help or get off the internet for your own sake.
 
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Hiragana said:
Anybody know how many socks Bryan (R.I.P) have used on this site? He should've learned they'd get discovered within a posts, but apparently not.

Hope that last post on Ross was worth it.
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From what I counted in total there were about 8 socks I had noticed. But maybe a mod can confirm for sure how many there were in all.
 
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Null said:
@Debt Collector @Bryan Dunn

I am banning you from this site for socking to avoid your posting restraints. Again. You have no regard for your personal reputation and have nothing to be taken from you, so I'm left with two options to deal with you.

(1) Stop banning your socks and instead lock you out of them, changing their names to members of your family until you decide to stop.
(2) Legally bar you from this website.

I am going to try #2 for fun, because #1 sets a viscous precedent. According to the 18 U.S. Code § 1030 (Computer Fraud and Abuse Act) and a court precedent set by Craigslist Inc. v. 3Taps Inc., I am permitted as owner of this website to demand you stop accessing it. This is a private webserver you are now tresspessing on.

Hippity hoppity get the fuck off my property.

I demand you cease accessing this website. My cease and desist notice will be sent to every email address I have of yours on record. I will be physically mailing you a copy of the letter too, just to drive home the point. Cherish my letter like the treasure it is.

You are not welcome on the Kiwi Farms and may not access it. Attempts to circumvent my IP ban will result in a criminal complaint filed against you. You've opened this page and your recognition of my warning will be recorded.


Bazinga
104.156.206.6 - - [14/Apr/2018:21:51:02 +0000] "GET /threads/bryan-dunn-king-of-pol-kop-the-armed-toast-fedoramanmanman-cuckenjohnson-toastyroasty.7451/page-117 HTTP/1.1" 200 43033 "https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jonat...-superjonathansonic-speeddemon.33722/page-122" "Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 7.1.1; Z982 Build/NMF26V) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/65.0.3325.109 Mobile Safari/537.36"
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Fucking finally! I was genuinely wondering when you would finally kick him off the site as he continues to violate rules and evades bans. Good riddance to Bryan Dunn.
 
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Null said:
I believe Debt Collector was his 4th.
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He actually had at least 5, those may be out of order, and I may be missing some as well:

@FedoraManManMan
@LongJohnSilvers (or something similar, this one was around the time his wife/ex thing blew up, and he said he was leaving forever, only to return less than 10 days later, I think this one was discovered by @JSGOTI if I'm not mistaken, he was discovered because of a typing tic)
@Exceptional Detective (This one was his 1st since his 1st permaban)
@YourFriendlyNeighbor (Used it to create the Boon thread)
@DebtCollector

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Hooooly shit please sock more Bryan you colossal tard, I want to see someone actually get prosecuted for internet tresspassing.
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This is the 1st time I ever see someone get hit with a trespassing notice on the internet, I didn't even know it was possible to do that.

I said this in chat, but right now, Null is literally the Michael Snyder to Bryan's Chris.
 
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neural said:
He actually had at least 5, those may be out of order, and I may be missing some as well:

@FedoraManManMan
@LongJohnSilvers (or something similar, this one was around the time his wife/ex thing blew up, and he said he was leaving forever, only to return less than 10 days later, I think this one was discovered by @JSGOTI if I'm not mistaken, he was discovered because of a typing tic)
@Exceptional Detective (This one was his 1st since his 1st permaban)
@YourFriendlyNeighbor (Used it to create the Boon thread)
@DebtCollector

This is the 1st time I ever see someone get hit with a trespassing notice on the internet, I didn't even know it was possible to do that.

I said this in chat, but right now, Null is literally the Michael Snyder to Bryan's Chris.
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One of his socks I called out within the first 20 posts. @longjohnfaggot or whatever it was.
 
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neural said:
@FedoraManManMan
@LongJohnSilvers (or something similar, this one was around the time his wife/ex thing blew up, and he said he was leaving forever, only to return less than 10 days later, I think this one was discovered by @JSGOTI if I'm not mistaken, he was discovered because of a typing tic)
@Exceptional Detective (This one was his 1st since his 1st permaban)
@YourFriendlyNeighbor (Used it to create the Boon thread)
@DebtCollector
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Does he name his socks after things he has nearby?

He saw a man in a Fedora.
He went to Long John Silvers.
He sees himself as a detective for the internet.
He has a nice neighbor who puts up with his autistic screeching.
He recently got a call from a debt collector?

Am I seeing a pattern here?
 
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