Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

...as the heaviest man who ever lived.

Who knows what percentage of it he ate but those 500 chicken nuggets he brought to some party would be about 24,000 calories. In other words, enough food to feed at least 12 human adults for a whole day. Remember that he thinks whatever corporate overlords of the "Superior Future" will eventually find it cost effective to provide for someone like himself....when he consumes several worker's worth of rations which they wouldn't need anyways since everything is automated...

 

[Positron]

Bob, just because something is new, doesn't mean it's good. I know "preserving norms" is something only the mayonnaise-based undead do, but it's also incredibly useful when it comes to not having to reinvent the wheel for every little aspect of human existence, from one generation to another. Hey, news flash, Bob! Huge upheaval and social changes occurred on a very slow scale until the explosion of technology in the 19th/20th Centuries. We're still trying to come to terms with the perks and difficulties that technology has presented to us and we're still not sure if we're going to keep ourselves from blowing up the planet. (Or from blowing up our hearts with McDonald's induced diabeetus.

Any Sociology 101 student can tell you that the absence or mismatch of norms -- anomie -- is a Very Bad Thing.

But Bobby doesn't in fact argue for the absence of norms, or even for a revolving door of norms. He wants his beliefs to become eternally fixed as the norm!

Bob seems to be interested in post humanism which would be fine but he see's it as a way of escaping humanity as opposed to improving it. The basic problem with this train of thought is that it's impossible to escape yourself and that technology often generates supplementry sociological problems-for example the industrial revolution ensured that every non-western culture on the planet was totally fucked as the tech gap became insurmountable. .

In short Bob only see's the positives of technology he never considers that we're clearly not ready for atomic weaponry, a unified world economy or even the internet to a degree.

His post-humanism, and all his talk about science and tech, is merely a smokescreen for his elitism. Guess who have access to life-extending, life-transforming technologies?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Who knows what percentage of it he ate but those 500 chicken nuggets he brought to some party would be about 24,000 calories. In other words, enough food to feed at least 12 human adults for a whole day. Remember that he thinks whatever corporate overlords of the "Superior Future" will eventually find it cost effective to provide for someone like himself....when he consumes several worker's worth of rations which they wouldn't need anyways since everything is automated...

I can't get over the fact that from his POV, he was the life of the party...for bringing Chicken McNuggets. Shit, I was at a party last night where my friend scored ten pizzas, and even then we praised him more because he brought booze.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I can't get over the fact that from his POV, he was the life of the party...for bringing Chicken McNuggets. Shit, I was at a party last night where my friend scored ten pizzas, and even then we praised him more because he brought booze.

I can't get over the fact that of all the different types of food in the world, he decided to bring Chicken McNuggets to a party. In what world does this guy live in where that's party food?

 

[Brother Wind]

I can't get over the fact that from his POV, he was the life of the party...for bringing Chicken McNuggets. Shit, I was at a party last night where my friend scored ten pizzas, and even then we praised him more because he brought booze.

Man, to be young again...

Like it's really the weirdest thing about Bob. Compared to a lot of these people. He's surface level normal. He doesn't seem like he has a fierce case of the Auts until you give him a minute to like speak. Or bring a fuck ton of McNuggets. But, I mean he's been invited to parties. What's her face took a picture with him. It might really be the source of his smugness. He knows he's not an eternal fuck up like Dobson. Or a complete mess like Chris. We're just jealous of him. Of his ideas.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

I can't get over the fact that of all the different types of food in the world, he decided to bring Chicken McNuggets to a party. In what world does this guy live in where that's party food?

McNuggets only exist for one reason: for those rare moments when you want to satisfy a craving for grease-filled fast food garbage (after which you feel really bad and lie on the floor vowing you'll never do it again.) If anyone ever brought McNuggets to a party I was holding, I would think he was a cheap bastard, unwilling to spring for even marginally better food. Or I would think he was some kind of mentally challenged man-child like CWC to whom McNuggets were the equivalent of a gourmet meal. Or a hipster ironically buying McNuggets in order to parody fat gamers who yell at their mothers to make them some "tendies"....

 

[Positron]

But he has "like 50 sauces"! How can anyone resist fellating His Great Bobness?
He bought 7 helpings of nuggets and asked for 50 packets of sauce. If this isn't a metric of cheapness, I don't know what is.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Son of a Bitch didn't even get good Chicken Nuggets. He should have sprang for some Chik-Fil-A, at least they cater and you won't seem cheap or white trash for getting a serving of their chicken nuggets that aren't grease balls.

 

[Positron]

Son of a Bitch didn't even get good Chicken Nuggets. He should have sprang for some Chik-Fil-A, at least they cater and you won't seem cheap or white trash for getting a serving of their chicken nuggets that aren't grease balls.

Chik-Fil-A is homophobic!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Red Hood]

I can't get over the fact that of all the different types of food in the world, he decided to bring Chicken McNuggets to a party. In what world does this guy live in where that's party food?

Especially when McNuggies are BTFO by even the most basic of grocery store hot wings.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

You know what I don't get.

Why hasn't Bob sperged about moon wheat yet on Twitter?

 

[Mola Ram]

You know what I don't get.

Why hasn't Bob sperged about moon wheat yet on Twitter?

Maybe he's planning on moving to the next phase ... MOON SILK!

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/04/13/china-plans-grow-flowers-silkworms-dark-side-moon/

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Maybe he's planning on moving to the next phase ... MOON SILK!

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/04/13/china-plans-grow-flowers-silkworms-dark-side-moon/

Well this is something

 

[Gordon Cole]

An argument about the norms thread.

"You're telling me I have to pay attention? Aw man!"

Bob might be the first fatty I'd ever tell to go eat at Chik-Fil-A.

"I know about real movies!"

"And guns too!"

How much you wanna bet he'd blow his money on Mario/Marvel shit?

It's really not surprising how many wild animals try to eat him.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

"And guns too!"

I would trust that guy with the gun more than Bob. I know Bob would shoot up a place given his anger issues if he ever get his hands on a rifle or pistol.


So regarding the Weinstein scandal, I wonder what Bob's got to say about Bob Iger's role about not knowing Weinstein's assault cases.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollyw...sts-presidential-waters-weinstein-case-looms/

 

[Kyria the Great]

How much you wanna bet he'd blow his money on Mario/Marvel shit?

I simply find Bob saddening with statements like this. It truly shows that the only thing he cares about is himself and material gain. Heck, why else would a man praise a brutal dictatorship like China if only to keep cheap goods flowing, truly a hollow man.

 

[Mola Ram]

I simply find Bob saddening with statements like this. It truly shows that the only thing he cares about is himself and material gain. Heck, why else would a man praise a brutal dictatorship like China if only to keep cheap goods flowing, truly a hollow man.

Try talking about Xi Jinping -- in Mandarin or English -- the way you do about Trump, tubbo, and see how long you make it before you're hauled off to the laogai.

 

[Dr. Tran]

"And guns too!"

I looked up this gun he's talking about and I don't know what the fuck he's on about. The only thing retarded about it is it's name, it's an AR pattern rifle through and through. Nothing really toy-like about it. If he wanted a better example he should have went with some kind of 'space gun' bull-pup like the IWI Tavor or something like that. But knowing Bob he'd probably think mocking an Israeli rifle is racist to jews or something.

And the last tweet is just complete nonsense. What's he trying to say? That an AR is somehow worse than an older design cause old guys are better shots? Maybe I'm just nit-picking but the way he talks about guns he puts on airs that he's more of an authority than the person he's mocking when he probably never shot a gun in his life. By comparing guns to toys he really shows that he doesn't respect guns and knows jack shit about em. Annoys the hell outta me.

And his chances are pretty even regardless on who's taking the shot, his fat ass is such a big target you'd have to be blind to miss lol.

 

[elder god]

An argument about the norms thread.

I just can’t understand why bob thinks that China of all places is going to be so much better than the US. China has huge problems when it comes to their government being authoritarian and crushing ideas that aren’t theirs. Beyond that, why would the Chinese value a media critic, especially over those wasteland ghouls who can farm, and mine?

Bob might be the first fatty I'd ever tell to go eat at Chik-Fil-A.

Actually, it’s because their slop is much better slop regardless. And I don’t think the guy that brings McNuggets to a party has any right to call something slop.

And guns too!"

You’d be dead either way because you’re so fat it would be more impressive if they missed.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

You’d be dead either way because you’re so fat it would be more impressive if they missed.

He moves incredibly slow, which would make it easy for the shooter to gun him down. And since Bob's a dumbass, he would try to act like one of his stupid characters from Game Overthinker and stop the shooter, when he'll get his head blown off.