Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Mason Verger]

Good.
And not in an a-log way. Good he should feel this one. It should cost him something. It's not his autism that gets him in this trouble, it's his fucking hubris. He's too goddamn old to be going to court over toy stores.

 

[Vehk]

Take the "minor" out of the equation; it wasn't too long ago that Chris had a panel at a big convention dedicated solely to telling his life story, and people chanted his name as he left the convention hall. He has a Patreon where people pay him hundreds a month to keep existing. Chris thinks he's really really famous.

I seem to remember Chris referring to "millions of Sonichu fans" at least once.

 

[Buck Mullet]

He raised the price to a cool $10,000.

 

[Bassomatic]

He raised the price to a cool $10,000.View attachment 427005

Chris is so good with numbers.
No one biting at 1k let's try 10!
Honestly if he set bidding at say start of 100, I bet he could end up getting a few hundred for it because weens.

 

[Chopinpiano]

He raised the price to a cool $10,000.View attachment 427005

"Please buy my ring off of Ebay, so I can buy thousands of dollars worth of Lego sets and pay my court bills"

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris is so good with numbers.
No one biting at 1k let's try 10!
Honestly if he set bidding at say start of 100, I bet he could end up getting a few hundred for it because weens.

It's worse than those damn Disney videos.

He raised the price to a cool $10,000.View attachment 427005

I hate how much of a greedy pig he is.

Good.
And not in an a-log way. Good he should feel this one. It should cost him something. It's not his autism that gets him in this trouble, it's his fucking hubris. He's too goddamn old to be going to court over toy stores.

I used to think Chris would never go to jail, but his behaviors have not changed. He refuses to grow up in spite of narcissistic showboating about how much he's grown. He may not go to jail this time, but he might go in the future.
Idiots are just emboldening him to be an immature prique with free money he can throw at life's challenges.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

It's the law of supply and demand. The market is already saturated with free nudes from Chris, himself, so no one will pay to see him naked anymore. It's kind of like watching Shin-Chan jump out of the shower and tuck his small genitals between his legs while pretending to be a woman, anyway.

Chris will start selling nudes of Barb.

 

[Bassomatic]

Chris will start selling nudes of Barb.

That's a challenge fap that makes Hillary Clinton and Rosie O Donnel easy to bust a nut too.

But @yawning sneasel get your wallet ready!

 

[johnny5150]

He raised the price to a cool $10,000.View attachment 427005

if he is selling his high school ring, how can we tell if he is true and honest?

 

[Mason Verger]

I used to think Chris would never go to jail, but his behaviors have not changed. He refuses to grow up in spite of narcissistic showboating about how much he's grown. He may not go to jail this time, but he might go in the future.
Idiots are just emboldening him to be an immature prique with free money he can throw at life's challenges.

It sounds like he could legit loose the over this situation. He won't, because I'm sure some idiot rube will buy that cum encrusted ring, but he's running out of big ticket sales items to hock for the next misadventure. Anything else of any value he has he's still paying for.

Edit: $10,000? Haha fuck you, Chris. Now you're just being greedy.

 

[Xenomorph]

I love how Chris put this at 10k and expects the buyer to pay 5 bucks for shipping.

 

[Buck Mullet]

I'm sure some idiot rube will buy that cum encrusted ring

Since the Sonic Totem went for $1500 I thought for a cool grand the ring may sell, but for ten thousand dollars? If that happens I will shit myself, and do nothing.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Looks like I got my wish - he's finally selling something of extreme worth. Of all the Christorical Artifacts known to still exist, that fucking ring is one of the most important in the golden age of Chris.

And part of me seriously wants to see somebody buy the ring for $10k. Just to see how fast Chris burns through that much money. I bet that if this was not at, y'know, fucking 12:45 in the morning where Chris is, then somebody would have instantly jumped on that $1k easy for the ring.

 

[Mason Verger]

Since the Sonic Totem went for $1500 I thought for a cool grand the ring may sell, but for ten thousand dollars? If that happens I will shit myself, and do nothing.

I'm trying to think what else could conceivably sell for good money. The autism papers? The true and honest medallion? The sonichu binder, but he'd never part with that for less than a mil.

 

[Bassomatic]

Looks like I got my wish - he's finally selling something of extreme worth. Of all the Christorical Artifacts known to still exist, that fucking ring is one of the most important in the golden age of Chris.

And part of me seriously wants to see somebody buy the ring for $10k. Just to see how fast Chris burns through that much money. I bet that if this was not at, y'know, fucking 12:45 in the morning where Chris is, then somebody would have instantly jumped on that $1k easy for the ring.

Assuming he gets 10g. Chris will throw min payments at debt and toy like a mad man.

 

[Mason Verger]

Honestly I think raising the price ten fold was a subconscious passive way to keep the ring.

Barb was probably all: "sell that damn ring right now! This is your mess!"

And he's all: "fine! I will! These pretzels are salty!"

 

[Philosophy Phil]

He raised the price to a cool $10,000.View attachment 427005

Chris seems to be auto refusing offers.
I offered $1.00, $1.01, $1.02, and even went so far as $3.50; but I got turned down each time.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Philosophy Phil]

View attachment 427042

Times when Chris has lied counter has increased yet again.

 

[Mason Verger]

Oh and here's a friendly reminder of where that ring has been for any of you chuckleheads actually considering buying that thing:

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