Sonichu Facebook Update 8/25/14- Sonichu Allergic to Pickles...

[Mogambo]

Well, on the one hand, I've got to applaud Chris for finally giving Sonichu an actual weakness. Granted, its no substitution for actual personality, back story, character flaws or anything else that might actually make readers care about him, but it does make Sonichu just a tiny bit less Mary Sue-ish, which we can all appreciate. It's a step in the right direction. On the other hand, it's also a phenomenally stupid development. It doesn't really hinder Sonichu in any way or make life more difficult for him, and (optimistically assuming Chris eventually gets off his ass and starts writing Sonichu again) it will never come up in any plot because Chris can't bring himself to hurt his beloved creation.

So, what exactly is Sonichu allergic to? Cucumbers?

Imagine being allergic to cucumbers. No tzatziki, no tarator, no pita sandwhiches. Mediterranean food just wouldn't be the same. Poor Sonichu. Of course, this is assuming he consumes anything other than and ...

"Allergies are not a topic you would share with just anyone" - Uh, yes, actually you would. Opening a bag of peanuts in a school classroom can incapacitate somebody who is violently allergic to them a few tables away. I myself am allergic to cats so I can't go anywhere to places where there are cats without them being cordoned off while I'm there, because they are evil fuckers who know I am alergic to them and they will want to put their dander all over my legs and it just really gets bad at that point.

You'd think it would be something you'd share with other people, along with maybe an EpiPen or something, but not according to Chris' autistic logic (or lack thereof). But then maybe Chris has his own reasons.

 

[LordCustos3]

So what brought this clarification on? Ween questioning, or has their been a development in the Cwcverse that Chris is not sharing?

Apparently -- even in the absence of a official Honest and True Sonichu comix -- 'sperging about the continuity and plotline of Sonichu continues inside of OPL's imagination.

In his head, he's already to Issue #150....

of volume 2....!

Yes, he's already rebooted his universe CWCysis on Infinite Earths style at least twice. All the classic characters have all had kids and THE KIDS have had KIDS and 3 entire generations of Chaotic Combo have come and gone, and OPL's fandase has been left in the dark about all those adventures.

Good lord!

 

[Optimus Prime]

Well, on the one hand, I've got to applaud Chris for finally giving Sonichu an actual weakness. Granted, its no substitution for actual personality, back story, character flaws or anything else that might actually make readers care about him, but it does make Sonichu just a tiny bit less Mary Sue-ish, which we can all appreciate. It's a step in the right direction. On the other hand, it's also a phenomenally stupid development. It doesn't really hinder Sonichu in any way or make life more difficult for him, and (optimistically assuming Chris eventually gets off his ass and starts writing Sonichu again) it will never come up in any plot because Chris can't bring himself to hurt his beloved creation.

So...Sonichu's greatest nemesis is in fact Marvin?

 

[unfer]

I'm going to take CWC up on his offer and interpret this information as I will.

If Sonichu is incapacitated by pickles entering the start of his digestive tract, even slightly, he is logically made stronger by the (conspicuously unaddressed) act of the same "vegetable" being rammed up the opposite end.

CWC, I'm sorry for spoiling the plot twist of Sonichu #12, where our hero goads Majin Rosechu into doing exactly this. But this obvious metaphor of your own experiences in the backlot of a certain large electronics chain was too beautiful to go unelucidated. Stay Safe and Peace.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Well this is a step above talking about Fatty's poll.

 

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So, is it the pickle itself Sonichu is allergic to, or is it the dill part of a pickle?

If so, could you kill Sonichu by just adding dill to his other foods?

Can you kill a Sonichu with a delicious snack cracker?

 

[natfoxxfiends]

I'm going to take CWC up on his offer and interpret this information as I will.

If Sonichu is incapacitated by pickles entering the start of his digestive tract, even slightly, he is logically made stronger by the (conspicuously unaddressed) act of the same "vegetable" being rammed up the opposite end.

CWC, I'm sorry for spoiling the plot twist of Sonichu #12, where our hero goads Majin Rosechu into doing exactly this. But this obvious metaphor of your own experiences in the backlot of a certain large electronics chain was too beautiful to go unelucidated. Stay Safe and Peace.

why not get a turkey baster and some brine? he'd be the goddamn Galactus after a few ounces!

 

[Optimus Prime]

So, is it the pickle itself Sonichu is allergic to, or is it the dill part of a pickle?

If so, could you kill Sonichu by just adding dill to his other foods?

Can you kill a Sonichu with a delicious snack cracker?

Only if it's a wooden badge

 

[Super Collie]

Only if it's a wooden badge

It's a Triscuit so it pretty much is.

 

[Kosher Dill]

If so, could you kill Sonichu by just adding dill to his other foods?

I've been wondering that for years, sir.

 

[drtoboggan]

So...Sonichu's greatest nemesis is in fact Marvin?

Makes sense. He is the antithesis to Chris. And every clique says he's a righteous dude.

 

[namazuros]

From poles to pickles...lots of phallic updates from OPL.

 

[Ca Ira]

I note that Robee Sonee has been rechristened Robbie Sonichu.

 

[namazuros]

I note that Robee Sonee has been rechristened Robbie Sonichu.

How old is he supposed to be anyways?

 

[snowkitten91]

I would consider watching it Only if the Gay explorations were between Women.

Yeah, about that...

Spoiler

Either way, Doctor Who and its spin-offs are way too complicated for Chrissy.

Also, Sonichu just keeps on getting less and less TV-Y7.

 

[Artard]

what if Chris stumbled upon this while googling his own name or something, and then decided it should be put somewhere in the Sonichu lore?

I'm afraid not. Chris would have just looked away, with a moment of being freaked out.

 

[Trombonista]

I think Sonichu and Rosechu are being called Prime now because their kids have evolved.

Also, I find it a little funny that one kid is straight (Robee), one is gay (Cerah), and one is bisexual (the Crystaline formerly known as Christine). If they had a fourth child, would it be asexual to complete the sexual orientation set?

 

[LordCustos3]

So, is it the pickle itself Sonichu is allergic to, or is it the dill part of a pickle?

If so, could you kill Sonichu by just adding dill to his other foods?

Can you kill a Sonichu with a delicious snack cracker?

No. Wait.
I think I got it.
GREEN pickles sap his powers, Right? Like a kosher dill flavored Kryptonite.
This poses all sorts of other questions:
1) What effect does Relish have?
2) What do Black or Green OLIVES do to him?
3) Is there an "Emotional Spectrum" of condiments?
4) What effects would Mustard, Salsa, Worstershire Sauce or Mint/Mango Chutney have?

Inquiring 'spergs wanna know.

 

[Konstantinos]

I note that Robee Sonee has been rechristened Robbie Sonichu.

Wasn't the last time we saw Robee he was a transvestite?

 

[SmugTomato]

So what phallus-shaped food do we start stirring Chris up with now? Man in the Banana Suit?