Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[4Macie]

Times when Chris has lied counter has increased yet again.

Didn’t Chris explicitly state that his power came from the ring? That’s why his medal has ring holder.

Real question though, when someone buys this... how long until they get their own thread?

 

[Trilby]

I seem to remember Chris referring to "millions of Sonichu fans" at least once.

Which he doesn't have, but let's not rain on his parade.

He raised the price to a cool $10,000.View attachment 427005

WTF Chris.

And part of me seriously wants to see somebody buy the ring for $10k. Just to see how fast Chris burns through that much money. I bet that if this was not at, y'know, fucking 12:45 in the morning where Chris is, then somebody would have instantly jumped on that $1k easy for the ring.

I could imagine Chris having his own 10K Toy Run through a now vacant Toys R Us myself!

Honestly I think raising the price ten fold was a subconscious passive way to keep the ring.

Barb was probably all: "sell that damn ring right now! This is your mess!"

And he's all: "fine! I will! These pretzels are salty!"

I wouldn't doubt that's what Barb said to him.

 

[Rupin]

Well, what else would Chris use to rinse off his shampoop and conditioner, coffee, and in cases where he's feeling a little frisky, maybe he puts his frozen Navy in the microwave, and uses that.



So I guess Chris doesn't believe he can use magic anymore. He did say that his real power came from said ring.

Whoa, Chris must've fucked up real bad this time for him to even think about selling that ring! That being said, the 10,000 dollar price tag makes it a token gesture on my eyes.

 

[Xenomorph]

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So his tiddy?

 

[trueandhonestfan]

If anyone is thinking about buying the ring to be a master troll low ball him and then put the ring in pickle juice and destroy it on video

 

[Orkeosaurus]

if he is selling his high school ring, how can we tell if he is true and honest?

It would be awesome if Liquid Chris returns wearing the amnyfest ring, but it's not worth that opportunity for 10k.

 

[MacMasonry]

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"The medallion is the source of my power"
*medallion destroyed
"My highschool ring is the source of my power"
*ring sold
"The medallion is the source of my power, kinda"

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

He could just manufacture ANOTHER Sanic Totem, considering the fate of the one he had

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

For the price Chris is asking, you can buy 13 brand new rings from "Herriff" Jones, with ~$350 left. (BTW Class ring are initially over-priced. These shitty rings are WAY less then $743)
In case you were wondering.

 

[DragoonSierra]

i offered $1.00 for the ring. It was auto declined.

 

[4Macie]

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For the price Chris is asking, you can buy 13 brand new rings from "Herriff" Jones, with ~$350 left. (BTW Class ring are initially over-priced. These shitty rings are WAY less then $743)
In case you were wondering.

The ring is priced at 10k now. So pretty much buying anything short of a celebrity style engagement ring would be cheaper.

 

[Uncle Warren]

This is Chris desperately trying to do what I've seen with furries and tumbrites, using his fame to cash out. Only issue is he forgot that his fans are as broke as he is, and setting prices this retarded won't do any good.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

at this point I won't be surprised if he tries to sell Bob's wedding ring.

 

[Optimus Prime]

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But we already took the medallions - the one he has now is not the original, which I believe was destroyed with pickle juice.

Also major lol at "THE SOURCE OF MY POWER IS INSIDE ME, OVER WHICH MY MEDALION RESIDES" - all that means is we need to send in the Predator Assassin we hired and tell him to go for the derpy cartoon thing hanging off his neck, just below the jugular. He will steal the power of CWC and return it to us, to forever power this website.

And that, friends, is a way better plot than you will ever see Chris come up with.

at this point I won't be surprised if he tries to sell Bob's wedding ring.

I wouldn't be surprised if we eventually learn that thing got pawned off around the same time Chris was whining about Barb whining about having to pawn off 'that gold necklace she really liked' and subsequently got some tacky cleopatra thing she never wears.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I wouldn't be surprised if we eventually learn that thing got pawned off around the same time Chris was whining about Barb whining about having to pawn off 'that gold necklace she really liked' and subsequently got some tacky cleopatra thing she never wears.

He still has it, at least as recently as the CWC ancestry video. He didn't have it on for the ebay posting I guess because he wanted to avoid confusion with the amnyfest ring.

Edit, he wears the amnyfest ring on the other hand probably because he doesn't actually want people to think he's married.

 

[Optimus Prime]

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He still has it, at least as recently as the CWC ancestry video. He didn't have it on for the ebay posting I guess because he wanted to avoid confusion with the amnyfest ring.

I was previously unaware of this, so thank you for correcting me.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Oh don't worry, some autistic EPIK WEEN will take out a $10k loan or put it on credit so they can OWN CHRISTORY!

And then they will show that ring off to their relatives (because they don't have any friends), who will tell them to put that stupid thing away, and eventually just put that ring in a drawer somewhere to be forgotten

 

[Count Olaf]

He raised the price to a cool $10,000.View attachment 427005

Jesus fucking Christ 10K for that ring!? I could have--as astoundingly stupid as it would have been to do so--seen someone buying it for 1K, but I don't see anyone in their right mind buying it for fucking 10K. Although I've been wrong before, so I guess we'll see.

. . .How long until he bumps it up to 100K?

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I was sure he was going to say that his power now resided in his cutie mark or his pink plastic horn thing. But I guess this makes sense.

"The power is in me now, so now it can't be stolen. So there! Now buy my ring for 10K cause I need more lego!"

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Oh don't worry, some autistic EPIK WEEN will take out a $10k loan or put it on credit so they can OWN CHRISTORY!

And then they will show that ring off to their relatives (because they don't have any friends), who will tell them to put that stupid thing away, and eventually just put that ring in a drawer somewhere to be forgotten

That's only after they give themssthem a taint infection.

 

[coldfruit]

If Chris was 25% more self aware, or if Barb was capable of exploiting him, he really could cash in on his fame. I suppose the fact that neither of them can is why we follow them, though.