Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[formerfatcow]

You were right, no croutons make our girl feel so proud hahaha, she is nailing this weight loss , and all the water she is drinking!!

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I just don't understand the logic behind going to Steak n Shake if you're getting a salad. "I really wanted a cheeseburger and a milkshake but instead I ate a salad surround by cheeseburgers and milkshakes." Wouldn't that be like trying to detox in a drug den?

They were probably hanging out with Hannah and Rafe, since they all used to eat and Steak n Shake together. Why they can't hangout somewhere healthier is beyond me.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

or punched

I'm surprised public spaces aren't putting out "do not film" notices, especially when there are kids around and idiots like these think everything is grist to their vuhlorgeen mill. The awful thing is that she doesn't even realise, yet any decent parent would hit the roof if their kids ended up on a random stranger's YT channel. Funnies aside, it's puzzling that none of them realise it's an invasion of privacy - we all know why Amber doesn't get it/care, but none of them know?

There'll probably be some paradigm-shifting lawsuit eventually, or enough of a threat of one that places like Waltat will stop allowing it (although how anybody can wander about rambling drivel into a selfie-stick clutched in their fat paw and not spontaneously combust out of pure cringe is a key question.) And then...o noes! What would Amber do then? The horror, the horror.

It's incredible really. I've never been in a Walmart,* yet thanks to Our Lady of the Lard I'm pretty sure I could be thrown in any random one and immediately make my way to the schlockiest, gaudiest tat in there. Amber be educatifying me in the ways of redneck.

*Aaaaand....no. Just no. Do not want. Our supermarkets are already the innermost circle of pure hell, please don't let them get any more bad ideas

Most stores tend to try to stop people from filming if it becomes problematic (customer complaints or the person filming is making a scene) because they certainly don't want to lose business. The issue with larger stores like Walmart is it's easy to go unnoticed since staff is usually stuck on a register, hiding in the back of the store, or stocking shelves and have no interest in actually paying attention to customers unless interrupted and asked to do so.

You were right, no croutons make our girl feel so proud hahaha, she is nailing this weight loss , and all the water she is drinking!!

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"I don't need you to be proud of me" ok so then why post it on IG at all if you can pat your own ass?

 

[Bitchy McFucknut]

It's not that you're fat as fuck, we laugh at that, it's that you are ALWAYS a disingenuous raging cunt.

Right?! It continues to baffle me that she thinks we hate her because she's fat.

 

[Thiccc Weenie]

"I don't need you to be proud of me" ok so then why post it on IG at all if you can pat your own ass?

Cause she can’t reach, you silly-billy!!!

 

[melissarendato]

i don't know why i'm feeding into your autistic argument that Amberlynn should be sued for filming people in public, but there's a huge public policy for keeping shit like that legal. like yeah it sucks i guess if you accidentally end up on someone's youtube account but it's good for holding people in authority accountable. TLDR: censorship is bad.

also, amber is fat.

 

[angelicbitch]

She really shits on Becky all the time
If Becky ate as healthy as Amber, she'd be 500lbs like her in no time

 

[YouTubeyStar]

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She really shits on Becky all the time
If Becky ate as healthy as Amber, she'd be 500lbs like her in no time

She did this shit to Destiny all the fucking time too. Yet somehow neither Destiny or Becky eat enough to get to 500 pounds in the first place. Nevermind she’s gotta drop 200+ pounds just to be the same weight as Becky.

She never gonna give up the “Im’s a sweet and deliCATE princess who eats so healfy, muh depressions maeks me binge :,((((“

 

[classtrash]

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I must have missed it, what's her new diet plan? Just the 100 days of counting calories? Wasn't she counting calories before? Ahhh yes, it's because she's going to write it on a dry erase board now. Got it.

"I want Becky to lose weight more than I even want to lose weight because I care about her more than I care about myself."

 

[Malibougie]

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She really shits on Becky all the time
If Becky ate as healthy as Amber, she'd be 500lbs like her in no time

And this is why she will never lose weight. First, keep your eyes on your own plate and don’t knock Becky for trying. You have more weight to lose than her. She will be ok. Second, If it is true that she loves everyone else more than she loves herself she will always be more consumed by what they other person is doing and not focus on herself.

Honestly though, I don’t think that anyone loves Amber more than she does. She is obsessed with herself.

I must have missed it, what's her new diet plan? Just the 100 days of counting calories? Wasn't she counting calories before? Ahhh yes, it's because she's going to write it on a dry erase board now. Got it.

"I want Becky to lose weight more than I even want to lose weight because I care about her more than I care about myself."
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She wants to come off as a martyr.

Hey Amber, there’s that vocab word for you again and it doesn’t mean that you killed someone for their religious beliefs, ya dumdum

 

[Xenomorph]

She did this shit to Destiny all the fucking time too. Yet somehow neither Destiny or Becky eat enough to get to 500 pounds in the first place. Nevermind she’s gotta drop 200+ pounds just to be the same weight as Becky.

She never gonna give up the “Im’s a sweet and deliCATE princess who eats so healfy, muh depressions maeks me binge :,((((“

She said it verbatim about Destiny too

8:02 mark

 

[angelicbitch]

You guys remember that "I don't look like Thomas the Train" tweet with the actual train being James that Amber sent out that got on Facebook and another site?

If you reverse image search it, so many people use it a a meme, and I'm dyinggg.

Spoiler: Pic

Reddit link to it

2:40

I hope she knows.
But then again, she said it doesn't hurt her feelings

 

[frootloops]

maybe Becks doesn't want to do your new diet plan cause it sucks amby

 

[Bunny]

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She really shits on Becky all the time
If Becky ate as healthy as Amber, she'd be 500lbs like her in no time

It's so weird/amazing how every time she tries to sound sympathetic or loving, it always comes off as disingenuous.

 

[Long time lurker]

It's so weird/amazing how every time she tries to sound sympathetic or loving, it always comes off as disingenuous.

Amber does that a lot whenever she's trying to claim the haydurz are wrong. Like an inexperienced driver riding on an icy road, she over-compensates and crashes.

 

[ADHD]

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She really shits on Becky all the time
If Becky ate as healthy as Amber, she'd be 500lbs like her in no time

Maybe Amber should ditch her "healthy" diet plan and just eat whatever Becky eats, since Becky is able to maintain her weight below 300 lbs, something Amber has never done.

 

[literally low-key]

Amber said yesterday she was going to exercise 30 mins a day. One day later she went for a short walk and almost died from "exercise induced asthma.

 

[Bitchy McFucknut]

Amber said yesterday she was going to exercise 30 mins a day. One day later she went for a short walk and almost died from "exercise induced asthma being fat as fuck."

FTFY

 

[666EVE666]

Our gorl is out to eat y'all

 

[89elbees]

Our gorl is out to eat y'all

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Bet she still ate that chip

 

[Xenomorph]

Our gorl is out to eat y'all

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Oh lookie lookie at Mexican.

Look at those sad tits.