Youtube 4/15 - Dick Licker, that is I

[JULAY]

Did he cut his greasy seaweed hair off?

 

[Duck and Turn]

Nobody paid him to do anything. Chris barely does what's required of him when he gets paid to do something he LIKES. He's being manipulated like he was with Ideas guy as he has shown that it's incredibly easy to do now with Chris' crumbling sense of reality.

Remember when he got into feeding fetish because of Jessica? This must be a similar situation. Whoever his current sweethearts are, they must be into cuckholding or something and he's doing these videos to please them.

 

[break these cuffs]

Did he cut his greasy seaweed hair off?

It looks like it's tucked up in the hat.

 

[YourUnclesDad]

Did he cut his greasy seaweed hair off?

maybe he's turning back into a man

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I honestly hope he's okay cause if someone told him to do that, I don't get why. It would've been funny if this was Classic Chris, but Christine is so broken mentally

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Are we getting to the point that Chris might actually dig up Patty if some ween tricks him into thinking some magical waifu wants him to do it? (Or whatever it is that's going on)

 

[Saladin]

I bet the request was something like "Lick a dick" and Chris interpreted that as "Draw a dick on the wall and lick the wall".

Also, what the fuck?

 

[Clintonberg]

wish that was me...

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

This would be more interesting if it was not paid for, someone send this to the megathread, please!

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Why the fuck do the dicks have spikes on them?

 

[Duck and Turn]

maybe he's turning back into a man

Around the same time when he made his gayest video? I don't think so.

 

[Raise 'Em High]

I love how nobody is talking about how the category is gaming
Ah yes, because this is what he does for entertainment

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Why the fuck do the dicks have spikes on them?

Because they're Sonichu dicks of course.

 

[cruderudedude]

I honestly hope he's okay cause if someone told him to do that, I don't get why. It would've been funny if this was Classic Chris, but Christine is so broken mentally

Thanks for reminding me that the Chris Chan era and the Christine era are 2 totally different things. The Chris Chan era is liquid Chris, juuuuullllaaaayyyy, Sonichu Animated Series, Sonichu Annotated by Vivian G, THATS MY HOUSE, among others. The Christine Era is Bob's death, Barb's constantly declining health and mental state, Branchland Court burning down, Chris going thru a transition, arrests and serious legal troubles, and finally we end up here.

It's the greatest story of the human condition, 21st century post internet culture, and mental illness that's ever been told, AND IT'S ALL REAL

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Because they're Sonichu dicks of course.

Fuck no, that's gotta be Rosechu's.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Fuck no, that's gotta be Rosechu's.

ah that's it! It's not gay if you're sucking your girlfriends penis!

 

[ES 148]

If Chris ends up as a gay male after all this, would it be sad or hilarious?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

If Chris ends up as a gay male after all this, would it be sad or hilarious?

It would be sad for the trolls that were obsessed with him for a few years and virulently defended his heterosexuality but hilarious for others. Either way, this is paid content. You really don't need to dangle that much money in Chris's face for him to debase himself.

 

[NinFreakLan]

This might be the saddest Chris Chan video yet. He doesn't even lighten the mood by saying something dumb, he just does it like it's his job and he has no choice, so he does it robotically without any emotion. I hope the "idea guy" behind this one got his moneys worth and feels real good about himself

But what if it's not paid content?

 

[An Ghost]

Chris wouldn’t have to do this for money if only somebody bought his $10k ring.