Youtube 4/15 - Dick Licker, that is I

[drtoboggan]

It’s official. Chris is a gay now.

 

[Senior Citizen Virgin]

How autistic do you have to be to pay Chris real money to do something and then consider it trolling?

 

[Duck and Turn]

It’s official. Chris is a gay now.

>Tfw you realize Naitsirhc was him from the future.
Deepest lore.

 

[johnny5150]

He was actually licking the black ink. Doesnt he know you're not supposed lick or sniff the marker

 

[Prussian Blue]

As unsettling as it is to watch,it's pretty obvious he's being made to do this, the way he wipes his mouth in disgust at the end,and the fact it's a weird word salad of a title rather than "I like to lick dicks".

Either way I hope Chris gets some money from whoever is doing this.

 

[Venom Snake]

ah that's it! It's not gay if you're sucking your girlfriends penis!

This should be added to the random quotes lmao

 

[sbm1990]

To whichever ween paid Chris to make this video, I'm sure that must've been a great way to spend your weekly paycheck/allowance. Clearly, there isn't anything better that you could've spent your hard earned money on.

 

[obliviousbeard]

I thought we were already over with Ideaguy.

 

[Rabbit Avatar]

It'd be one thing if he licked paper, but he had to do it with his dirty ass wall. Seeing the marker/dirt on his tongue made me even more sick.

 

[Nikachu]

We have all of the information in the world at our finger tips yet we use it to fuck with an aging autist. I love the internet.

 

[Raise 'Em High]

It'd be one thing if he licked paper, but he had to do it with his dirty ass wall. Seeing the marker/dirt on his tongue made me even more sick.

Worst of all, we have no idea what's been done to that wall before

 

[vittek]

Shame Barb didn't walk in while he was fellating the wall. But then again, she prolly seen worse with Chris.

 

[Rosechuspickle]

Lick me good Chris

 

[MrTroll]

To whichever ween paid Chris to make this video, I'm sure that must've been a great way to spend your weekly paycheck/allowance. Clearly, there isn't anything better that you could've spent your hard earned money on.

Don't be jealous that some of us can afford to spend our welfare checks on the good things in life like paying Chris to lick walls.

 

[Sockpuppet of pedophile 155chan former admin]

Anything for the prospect of punane.

Spoiler

anything.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

I kinda feel bad for Chris... Then I remember this is all his autistic doing. In any case, acting out a (kinda) fetish for money classifies as prostitution.

Congrats Christine.

 

[Mason Verger]

Ok. Just.. wow. Really upping the resale value of that house everyday.

Also, I just sent this video to my girlfriend because working the shaft is woefully underutilized, ladies.

 

[cooldude]

so...he doesn't like china anymore?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Any good dick licker knows you gotta cup the balls, first!

 

[Optimus Prime]

Not this kind of "behind the curtain" bullshit again...it really is kind of pathetic when somebody actually has to go out of their way to troll Chris like this to get some kind of sense of worth out of it. Congratu-fucking-lations, you're making a mentally retarded individual do stupid shit. Nobody's going to fucking care in six months.

He was actually licking the black ink. Doesnt he know you're not supposed lick or sniff the marker

You're also not supposed to cut your fucking taint open with a knife. Twice.

Chris is so blinded with a need for money right now that he's easily manipulated. Sadly, by a fucking moron who thinks forcing Chris to do depraved shit like this is funny. It's not, it's pathetic and manipulating a seriously mentally retarded man for idiotic reasons such as trying to be the next Clyde Cash. There will never be another Clyde Cash, or a successor to the great trolls of the past, that era of Chris is over. The only reason Chris was even followed in the first place was because he does dumb shit of his own accord - it's so obvious when he's following a script or being led on by others (especially when you fucking act like some kind of enigmatic dickhead with a generic edgy name who clearly is only doing this to get attention about how 'epic' they are for manipulating a man with the mental capacity of a ten year old at BEST).

Although if you are reading this, Shadow Resi-fuckface, you want to prove how "epic" you are? Buy the Ammyfest Ring for $10k. Do the one thing the legendary cast of golden age Chris never could acomplish and get that ring all to yourself.