John Carmack
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So Baked got his asshole widened by Jim on the Warski stream Holy fuck that was brutal.
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It's hard to nail down exactly because the past 72 hours have been a constant convulsion of drug-fueled autism, but for some reason (the general LA mindset, chasing after a camwhore's pussy, or a new (((manager))) being the most popular lines of thought), Baked tried to change his format. He started throwing around tumblerisms like "toxicity" and "I'm an influencer," tried to ban rightist memes, and went crazy on his chat for making fun of the camwhore he's thirsty for. Exactly what the stream was supposed to be is a mystery because he was too coked out to be clear, but it seems that he was trying to launch a "Baked Alaska Network," and all the people there were supposed to be his new streamers. When things went tits up he tried to calm them down by promising them stream time, so it seems that this was supposed to be some sort off gayass launch party. At the end he claimed that it was "performance art," but that was certainly damage control.
Of course trying to completely dump your audience for a new own out the blue didn't go over well, so everyone has piled on trolling. And when his guido friend started talking about female teachers fucking their students being something that society should reward things really took off.
Didn't he move again when he "made it" in terms of his youtube channel? His diverse ensemble of half Turkish valley girl, guido, and a spic or two feels distinctly unAlaskan.Baked Alaska doesn't live in Los Angeles last time I checked, he had to move back with his parents because his revenue stream was effected badly after Milo kicked him off a bunch of projects since he was acting like a tard.
I'm certainly far from a BA expert because my interest starts and stops with this incident, but he's definitely back in LA again now. My assumption is that his move there is still fairly recent. Maybe six weeks or so?Baked Alaska doesn't live in Los Angeles last time I checked, he had to move back with his parents because his revenue stream was effected badly after Milo kicked him off a bunch of projects since he was acting like a tard.
For sure, it's the hot new internet drama and everyone is trying to cash in. That being said, one of the funniest moments of the stream was when there was a Super Chat that said "Here comes 1,000." BA got all giddy and started rubbing his hands meme-Jew style, because he thought he was about to get $1,000. Of course, it was actually referencing the stream getting 1,000 dislikes.Is there any one of these cunts not begging for money?
got to disagree, atleast he isn't a boring fuck like JFBaked is the worst of the bloodsports people. He's Andy without the charm and I'm glad he's imploding with his new group of losers who couldn't hang with Ice Poseidon. Stunning and brave.
got to disagree, atleast he isn't a boring fuck like JF
Erin thread?
Baked Alaska is one dumb motherfucker. I had that stream on in the background and Jim, Failure and Tonka just ripped him a new asshole and he couldn't understand why. It was fucking gold. Also Venti thinking that was as pissed as Jim gets lol. Must have missed him saying Ross should be lined up against a wall and shot.
Watched the video (linked in a spoiler in case it was already linked). So let me get this straight, and correct me if I'm wrong. Baked Alaska leaned heavily on the alt-right audience. The second he gets involved with a girl on his channel, he goes full political correctness correction mode with his fanbase?
I love how he used the argument that so many others default on when they can't knock Jim down. "I show my face, why don't you too!‽"
It's what triggered Jim's rage, and understandably so. Imagine having an aspect of yourself that your colleague or romantic partner or, yes, even FWEND accepts, and then, during an argument, it's suddenly relevant when they're mad and want to hit you.I love how he used the argument that so many others default on when they can't knock Jim down. "I show my face, why don't you too!‽"
So Baked got his asshole widened by Jim on the Warski stream Holy fuck that was brutal.
The way I see it, it's one of two things:
1) Baked Alaska is a window-licking exceptional individual. He reacts mindlessly to what gets him attention and realised the whole "free-speech/alt-right" thing got him it (and money). He's too dense to realise that when his "fans" go on about free-speech what they really mean is they like to vent and anonymously say whatever they want because it's fun. He misinterpreted this through pure exceptionalism as them wanting to see him "le epic BTFO Antifa". He genuinely believes they care about is "image" and furthering some ridiculous internet cause nobody outside of his own small sphere even knows about. The Cali-tards he's hooked up with recently has only exasperated this issue. Therefore he genuinely doesn't understand why people are mocking him.
2) He actually has a mental capacity slightly above somebody with down-syndrome, and from the outset decided to capitalise on /pol/acks for money and e-fame. When he realised the chaos of what he was promoting was interfering with his ability to be an "influencer" [i.e. earn (((Shekels)))] he tried to pacify his audience. It back-fired and all this spergery is a poor attempt at damage-control.
Opinions?
tl;dr
1) BA is kinda greedy, and enormously exceptional
2) BA is kinda exceptional, and enormously greedy
Comedy rapper Baked Alaska may be funny, but is he serious? The 26-year old stars in YouTube videos as an affable, proud Alaskan stoner who raps about climbing glaciers and trapping grizzly bears, fusing hip-hop stereotypes with the Klondike flair of a hipster Brawny Man. Raised in Alaska but now residing in the rather balmier climate of Los Angeles, Baked—who declines to give his real name— spent eight years in the music industry managing bands before putting his mastery of the dark arts of internet marketing to work concocting the Baked Alaska persona.
Somehow, it seems to be working. From the rapid-fire release of eight self-financed music videos in the past six months have emerged thousands of fierce Baked Alaska loyalists known as the Baked Fam. His minions share red-eyed selfies on Twitter, encouraging each other to #staybaked while throwing the Baked Alaska “sign”—the decidedly un-gangster American Sign Language hand motions for the letters ‘A’ and ‘K.’ He’s currently working on a mix tape of collaborations with more established artists, such as Keon B, formerly of the rap duo Speakers.