Sonichu Facebook Update 8/25/14- Sonichu Allergic to Pickles...

[Gazelle_Bro]

I would agree with this one. Sonichu never went away, just went from comics to lego. We just don't get as much internet exposure of it, since Chris does not always film himself playing with his legos, like he published all the comics.

It's kind of like oral history as opposed to written history. The story changes and continues, even if it's not being written down anywhere.

 

[NegaCWC]

To be fair, this is the only reason he cares about lesbians.

Maybe sucking up to Anna also got something to do with it.

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

Allergies are not a topic you should share with just anyone.

Unlike, say, your incontinence or disgusting sexual urges, which you should broadcast to the world

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Maybe sucking up to Anna also got something to do with it.

No, he feels no need to suck up to her. Maybe if she was local and he saw her sometimes, but she's just a voice on the internet that does his dirty work so he doesn't have to. You know how Chris is when someone does something nice for him - he assumes they serve him forever. It inspires the opposite of gratitude in him.

 

[MasterMan]

Quite frankly, Im not surprised he's held onto Sonichu for so long.
This was going to be his meal ticket, his jackpot to getting millions of dollars and a beautiful sweetheart. He hung onto it for so long, and actually believed it would make him rich.
He has found a bucket of shit instead of a crock of gold at the end of his autistic rainbow, but he still can't bear to part with it. Think about it. What else inspired him or raised his hopes as much as Sonichu + friends from 2000-2010? Anything?

(Wow.. it was ten years that he thought he had a fortune in the making......???? when did he find out it was a dud??? after Bob died?)

 

[Petronella]

I think Sonichu and Rosechu are being called Prime now because their kids have evolved.

Also, I find it a little funny that one kid is straight (Robee), one is gay (Cerah), and one is bisexual (the Crystaline formerly known as Christine). If they had a fourth child, would it be asexual to complete the sexual orientation set?

got dang asexual sonichu

 

[Da Big Staw]

Maybe Sonichu will be relaunched as some tumblrite sjw webcomic?

Male lesbain sonichu, gender queerachu, dyke rosechu and friends will fight the evil cis scum of cwcville.

Mary Lee Walsh and the manajerks will still be fighting to stop our tranny hero from finding a girlffriend free girl. However they will be recast as the omnipresent patriarchy,

 

[namazuros]

Isn't there gay stuff all the time in Family Guy? He still watches that.

 

[Petronella]

Isn't there gay stuff all the time in Family Guy? He still watches that.

Chris takes all the satire in Family Guy literally, though. They had an episode making fun of anti LGBT rhetoric and Chris believed they were seriously speaking out against the evils of homosexuality.

 

[unfer]

He has found a bucket of shit instead of a crock of gold at the end of his autistic rainbow, but he still can't bear to part with it. Think about it.

Audience: "IT'S TRUE AND FUNNY!"

 

[The Joker]

Isn't there gay stuff all the time in Family Guy? He still watches that.

He said that he turns the volume down during the progay scenes. He might be a lesbian now, but he's a man hating lesbian.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I couple of things I've noted (many of which have already been mentioned by other members

1.) I'm thinking that this "Prime" business is a way for Chris to have divergent realities in the Sonichu franchise. It allows him to backpedal on his less than proud moments (ie, Rosechu pegging Sonichu with her duck, Asperchu, different apologies he's been forced to issue). It's basically him getting his cake and eating it, too. However, I wonder where the "Prime" designator came from. Two thoughts: In the J.J. Abrahams "Star Trek" reboot films, the Spock played by Leonard Nimoy is referred to as "Spock Prime", designating that he's the original Spock. This wouldn't have been the first time Chris has lifted something from Star Trek (Captain's Log's, for example) but I honestly don't think that's where he got it from. He may have gotten it from the current iteration of Transformer cartoons, which is called "Transformers Prime."

Of course, unless you're privy to Chris's thought process, there's no way you could know for certain. This is a common display of autism.

2.) In Chris's mind, copying DNA can be a rushed process, where things like "allergies" are easily overlooked. Unfortunately, genetic code doesn't have parts that "stick out" more than others, and are thus more important; either you copy the entire shebang, or you're stuck with an incomplete clone that will probably fail to even live. I had always been willing to overlook the "cherry cola" aspect of Blake's birth, chalking it up as a cartoonish explanation for his appearance--but it turns out that Chris was pretty serious about it.

3.) As others have mentioned, it's pretty much impossible to be allergic to just pickles--you'd have to be allergic to one of the ingredients that make a pickle, like cucumbers, or dill, or vinegar. In fact, "pickle" itself is colloquially assigned to pickled cucumbers--at least in the US--but actually refers to a process by which a wide number of foods can be preserved. Pickled sausages, pig's feet, plums, cabbage, and potatoes are all popular in Europe and Asia. Given that the original Tomgirl pictures showed Chris with sliced cucumbers over his eyes, he probably thinks that "pickles" are a different vegetable from cucumbers.

4.) I wonder if Chris's hatred of pickles extends to sweet pickles (like bread and butter, or hot dog relish) because those are yummy and you'd have to be a very strange person to not appreciate a good sweet gherkin.

5.) "So there." We've seen this pop up in a lot of Chris's recent writing. He seems to have a history of using similar conclusions, possibly because he's run out of ideas and does't know how else to conclude a thought (see the "well, that's it for the essay" conclusion from the leaked school papers.) However, it also may be a defense mechanism, a way to attempt to cut off further conversation about a subject that he realizes that he hasn't fully thought out.

6.) "Lesbian Tomgirl Tranny Crossdresser." I find this indicative of Chris's search for a firm adult identity. Most adults would only settle for one label, but Chris is still trying to differentiate himself from his mother in a post-Bob era. So if one label is good, four must be better. I wouldn't be surprised to see this self-identity gain more titles in future updates.

7.) This also means that Chris is identifying more and more with Robbie instead of Sonichu. I find this particularly interesting--Chris, in many ways, regards Sonichu and Rosechu as his "perfect" creations, and as such, has not played with their sexual identities so he can maintain that same ideal and perfection that he established back in the year 2000. This may indicate that Chris feels a certain amount of guilt about tomgirlism and its affect on Barb, due to him projecting that aspect of his life onto secondary characters. It's also incredibly telling is that Chris has been mum on Sonichu and Rosechu's reaction to ALL of their children adopting alternate lifestyles.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

Lesbian tomgirl tranny cross-dresser

Wouldnt it be better just to say hes a straight crossdresser?

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

I'm not surprised he still wasting his time thinking about his comic rip-offs.

Sonichu's story has always been Fatty's story, it may have started off a just anothe Sonic rip-off but it quickly morphed into Chris's adult chronicles.

He can't stop Sonichu anymore then he can stop being a useless waste of human life.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I couple of things I've noted (many of which have already been mentioned by other members

1.) I'm thinking that this "Prime" business is a way for Chris to have divergent realities in the Sonichu franchise. It allows him to backpedal on his less than proud moments (ie, Rosechu pegging Sonichu with her duck, Asperchu, different apologies he's been forced to issue). It's basically him getting his cake and eating it, too. However, I wonder where the "Prime" designator came from. Two thoughts: In the J.J. Abrahams "Star Trek" reboot films, the Spock played by Leonard Nimoy is referred to as "Spock Prime", designating that he's the original Spock. This wouldn't have been the first time Chris has lifted something from Star Trek (Captain's Log's, for example) but I honestly don't think that's where he got it from. He may have gotten it from the current iteration of Transformer cartoons, which is called "Transformers Prime."

Of course, unless you're privy to Chris's thought process, there's no way you could know for certain. This is a common display of autism.

2.) In Chris's mind, copying DNA can be a rushed process, where things like "allergies" are easily overlooked. Unfortunately, genetic code doesn't have parts that "stick out" more than others, and are thus more important; either you copy the entire shebang, or you're stuck with an incomplete clone that will probably fail to even live. I had always been willing to overlook the "cherry cola" aspect of Blake's birth, chalking it up as a cartoonish explanation for his appearance--but it turns out that Chris was pretty serious about it.

3.) As others have mentioned, it's pretty much impossible to be allergic to just pickles--you'd have to be allergic to one of the ingredients that make a pickle, like cucumbers, or dill, or vinegar. In fact, "pickle" itself is colloquially assigned to pickled cucumbers--at least in the US--but actually refers to a process by which a wide number of foods can be preserved. Pickled sausages, pig's feet, plums, cabbage, and potatoes are all popular in Europe and Asia. Given that the original Tomgirl pictures showed Chris with sliced cucumbers over his eyes, he probably thinks that "pickles" are a different vegetable from cucumbers.

4.) I wonder if Chris's hatred of pickles extends to sweet pickles (like bread and butter, or hot dog relish) because those are yummy and you'd have to be a very strange person to not appreciate a good sweet gherkin.

5.) "So there." We've seen this pop up in a lot of Chris's recent writing. He seems to have a history of using similar conclusions, possibly because he's run out of ideas and does't know how else to conclude a thought (see the "well, that's it for the essay" conclusion from the leaked school papers.) However, it also be a defense mechanism, a way to attempt to cut off further conversation about a subject that he realizes that he hasn't fully thought out.

6.) "Lesbian Tomgirl Tranny Crossdresser." I find this indicative of Chris's search for a firm adult identity. Most adults would only settle for one label, but Chris is still trying to differentiate himself from his mother in a post-Bob era. So if one label is good, four must be better. I wouldn't be surprised to see this self-identity gain more titles in future updates.

7.) This also means that Chris is identifying more and more with Robbie instead of Sonichu. I find this particularly interesting--Chris, in many ways, regards Sonichu and Rosechu as his "perfect" creations, and as such, has not played with their sexual identities so he can maintain that same ideal and perfection that he established back in the year 2000. This may indicate that Chris feels a certain amount of guilt about tomgirlism and its affect on Barb, due to him projecting that aspect of his life onto secondary characters. It's also incredibly telling is that Chris has been mum on Sonichu and Rosechu's reaction to ALL of their children adopting alternate lifestyles.

1) Actually, it's more likely he got it from Family Guy episodes parodying Star Trek. And the "Prime" designation also probably came from the pony.MOV thing where the actual, non-parody characters and their world were called as such. No way in hell Chris would bother watching a show where all they do is just talk all the time, at least in his mind's eye due to the lack of constant action.

That said, the idea of parallel universes must have triggered the resurgence we've observed from him over the past few months. Remember when Simonla popped up in LEGO/clay form, then when confronted about it, Chris said he was "undoing the actions of the trolls" as his reasoning for how Simonla and Sandy could exist simultaneously? This must be what he meant - Simonla died in another universe, a splinter timeline or something, but Chris can just write that timeline off and focus on what he deems the "prime" reality of Sonichu, where he wasn't forced to kill her. It's his perfect loophole; not even things he is forced to understand as irreversible in his little dreamscape are permanent anymore, he can literally reject reality and substitute his own now. The LEGO Movie only reinforced this by convincing him that such a delusion could extend to his precise actions when playing with his LEGO figures. It's entirely possible that the house fire and having to rebuild his horde in the midst of all this has in fact made his new CWCville of plastic far more real to him than the concept has ever been before, right down to a different version of his own mother as she too has a LEGO figurine who is far younger and probably modeled after how Barb used to treat him as a spoiled brat who she showered with toys and "love" and didn't steal from his tugboat.

2) But Sonichu isn't a clone, he's a mutated pikachu who was exposed to Sonic's biological essence or some shit, isn't he?

3) To be fair, I'm sure that's an extremely common misconception held by even socially adjusted people. After all, if you didn't know what a plantain was, you'd swear that all plantains were just misidentified bananas.

4) The allergy extends to his hatred of anything with the word "pickle" in its name. I'm sure you could get him to eat something with pickles in it as long as you didn't tell him he was doing so and hid the taste with enough salt mixed in.

5) Yeah, it probably came up as a result of him thinking people didn't understand he was "done" with whatever he was talking/writing about.

6) Is "tomgirl" even a common phrase or just another CWC-ism? I've never been clear on that...

7) But Sonichu himself is Chris's "son" as well, so...I guess Chris thinks his own genetically bastardized electric hedgehog grandson would essentially just be a non-human version of himself? The girls being bi and lesbian doesn't surprise me as much, since obviously Chris has been all about girls getting it on with other girls recently and he's always depicted the female Sonichus as having disturbing obessions with copulation when they're not shopping or being kitchen wenches for the men. Robbie himself has been a "tomgirl" for a long time, too, a change that occurred around the same time OPL decided that was a "thing" he liked.

 

[Pally]

3.) As others have mentioned, it's pretty much impossible to be allergic to just pickles--you'd have to be allergic to one of the ingredients that make a pickle, like cucumbers, or dill, or vinegar. In fact, "pickle" itself is colloquially assigned to pickled cucumbers--at least in the US--but actually refers to a process by which a wide number of foods can be preserved. Pickled sausages, pig's feet, plums, cabbage, and potatoes are all popular in Europe and Asia. Given that the original Tomgirl pictures showed Chris with sliced cucumbers over his eyes, he probably thinks that "pickles" are a different vegetable from cucumbers.

I actually think Chris means "cucumbers" when he says "pickles", because he hates them for their "phallic" shape. So basically, 'pickles is a CWCism for cucumbers.

 

[Ahffline]

What a strange detail to release about Sonichu, though I do find the fact that all of their kids have fluid gender/sexuality identities quite indicative. Chris identifies more with Robbie Sonichu than Sonichu himself, it seems.

Also, that "so there" at the end of his answer to Spirit Plumber cracks me up. I can imagine him stomping his foot for emphasis.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

In Chris's mind, copying DNA can be a rushed process, where things like "allergies" are easily overlooked. Unfortunately, genetic code doesn't have parts that "stick out" more than others, and are thus more important; either you copy the entire shebang, or you're stuck with an incomplete clone that will probably fail to even live.

Chris thinks cloning dna is like copying files on a hard drive.

This may indicate that Chris feels a certain amount of guilt about tomgirlism and its affect on Barb, due to him projecting that aspect of his life onto secondary characters. It's also incredibly telling is that Chris has been mum on Sonichu and Rosechu's reaction to ALL of their children adopting alternate lifestyles.

I don't think guilt toward Barb has anything to do with it... but maybe it's the opposite. Maybe he's putting himself in Robby's place because that way, he can fantasize about having the perfect parents - the 'chus he created.

 

[Kitty Witless]

So all of the Sonichu kids are into girls? (counting Crystaline even if she's "turned on" by JERKS still)
I'm surprised Rosechu didn't get a retcon to be at least bi-curious just to wedge some more lesbianism in there.

 

[Pally]

I think Chris is okey with sharing , but not allergies, because what happens in cartoons if somebody knows your allergy?

They'll use it to inflate you like a balloon of course! Chris thinks that's what really happens, thus Allergy is a secret weakness that needs to be kept hidden, least the enemy learns of your Picklonite.