Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Drawets Rednaxela]

You know I'm kinda surprised Chris and Barb aren't of the Slip and Fall lawsuit variety. They used to threaten lawsuits all the time back when Chris was little.

I guess Chris' toys, jewelry and half-empty bottles of hair dye aren't selling fast enough to fund a lawsuit.

 

[Slap47]

You know I'm kinda surprised Chris and Barb aren't of the Slip and Fall lawsuit variety. They used to threaten lawsuits all the time back when Chris was little.

I think they're either physically incapable of doing that or understand that they'd likely legitimately get hurt trying to do that.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I think they're either physically incapable of doing that or understand that they'd likely legitimately get hurt trying to do that.

Or they are too broke to do that any more

 

[MY 405]

No joke, I'm sure weens would buy bags of his sperm in a heartbeat

He actually offered that service, both on line, at a sperm bank (where he pitched a fit because “nope, we’re all stocked up, bye”) and he even shot a lovely promotional video of his storage facility ... right next to the hot pockets. Surprisingly it didn’t sell. He also wanted very badly to self administer it at no extra charge.

 

[Done]

Wait, so sold or pulled?

It was pulled. See the status under the price. But the expectation that he was gonna sell it in a day is simply hilarious, because he got conditioned that every thing he lists would get sold immediately.

Now what he doesn't realize is that a lot of items sold because the price tag was still sorta accessible, sure the items were inflated for what they were, but it's easier to find a customer for a $100 item than for a $1,000 one. This is one of the 1st things you instinctively learn in life, but as we all know, Chris doesn't have the merest indication of common sense.

 

[Sockpuppet of pedophile 155chan former admin]

To be honest knowing the Amnyfest ring has been in close proximity to Unclit 2.0 only increases it’s value.

I can imagine him selling it and then asking the seller to give / sell it back to him in a youtube video.
I think he will regret having sold it.

Chris doesn't have the merest indication of common sense.

Chris and common sense are like beer and wine, they don't mix.

 

[nvrwastetree]

I can imagine him selling it and then asking the seller to give / sell it back to him in a youtube video.
I think he will regret having sold it.



Chris and common sense are like beer and wine, they don't mix.

Or water and oil...or grease, something which Chris has alot of

 

[jace821]

Chris should try selling lochs of his hair.

 

[MahFibro!]

Chris should try selling lochs of his hair.

And cut those luscious, cerulean tresses? Surely, you jest!

But, in all honesty, give it time - I'm sure some ween will point out how he can rake in the cash by doing so and we'll see ebay listing of locks of CWC hair selling for $50 a pop.

He actually offered that service, both on line, at a sperm bank (where he pitched a fit because “nope, we’re all stocked up, bye”) and he even shot a lovely promotional video of his storage facility ... right next to the hot pockets. Surprisingly it didn’t sell. He also wanted very badly to self administer it at no extra charge.

You know, I actually forgot about that whole thing. Thank you for the horrific reminder.

 

[Prussian Blue]

Chris should try selling lochs of his hair.

He doesn't have enough to sell for a lock, never mind fill a loch!

 

[timtommy]

It was pulled. See the status under the price. But the expectation that he was gonna sell it in a day is simply hilarious, because he got conditioned that every thing he lists would get sold immediately.


Now what he doesn't realize is that a lot of items sold because the price tag was still sorta accessible, sure the items were inflated for what they were, but it's easier to find a customer for a $100 item than for a $1,000 one. This is one of the 1st things you instinctively learn in life, but as we all know, Chris doesn't have the merest indication of common sense.

It's possible it was a reserve price. Chris prefers selling it for $1000 to keeping it, but prefers keeping it to selling it for $300, or whatever a more realistic price is. If that's true, what he did was optimal. See if anyone is willing to pay the $1000, and if noone is, keep it.

I can't see Chris having thought it through quite that coherently, but I wouldn't be shocked if his true feelings were some addled version of that.

I do see what you are saying about having such a short purchase period. There doesn't seem like a good reason he couldn't give it a week or two just to see if he could get a bite. Which makes me wonder if he didn't particularly want to sell it. Maybe he wanted to give it a shot just so he could tell himself and/or Barb that he did, but he didn't really want to succeed. So he listed it briefly, didn't advertise it heavily, failed to sell it, and now can keep the ring with a clearer conscience.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Why did Chris buy this?

Naturally, he's still begging:

 

[James Howlett]

I love watching Chris order people to do his advertising/marketing for his garbage.

 

[MY 405]

I’d love to see a shot of the areas where he’s removed his signature from the toys. If he used acetone (nail polish remover) or scraped it off he’s broken the veneer on the plastic and it’s now “gloss rubbed” (toy collector for damaged plastic that is now a shiny patch). I know a lot of you are collectors and vintage toy collecting is all about finding the piece in near perfect condition because the Ancient Ones ran the hell out of them, mud, water, gravel, we did it. It also depends on the type of plastic, cleaning styrene is iffy, if it’s cellulose acetate it’ll seep into and actually binds with the plastic. He may have made it worse depending on how he removed it and fucked his price point. The speed of that correction doesn’t seem hopeful.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I’d love to see a shot of the areas where he’s removed his signature from the toys.

Spoiler: pics with signature

(cap for the last one from @RoboticRichardSimmons )

Spoiler: pics without

 

[James Howlett]

Huh, I don't know much about the toy collecting or plastics cleaning like some other people have discussed, but this looks like Chris was actually successful and de-fuckifying something he wants to sell.

 

[MY 405]

Spoiler: pics with signature

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(cap for the last one from @RoboticRichardSimmons )

Spoiler: pics without

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What would I do without you?! It doesn’t look too bad, I don’t see any obvious gloss rubs, the play wear is considerable though. Maybe it wasn’t a sharpie and some shit crayola marker that actually DOES wash off. I’m impressed he updated his photos.

 

[jace821]

Chris should sell some 8x10 photos for $20. Offer personal greetings for an extra $10

 

[Trilby]

Why did Chris buy this?

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Perhaps like Magpies, Chris is attracted to shiny objects!

Maybe it wasn’t a sharpie and some shit crayola marker that actually DOES wash off. I’m impressed he updated his photos.

It be interesting if it was a washable marker of sorts he used.

 

[Yogurt]

Could someone please update the Christian begging counter it says 3 instead of 0, I don't know how to edit it.