Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[johnny5150]

Is that why he charges so much for his crap? He rubs everything he sells on his taint before listing it.

He either rub his taint on it or jizz on it. So every item sold has piece of Chris on it or in it.

 

[vultureArcana]

No joke, I'm sure weens would buy bags of his sperm in a heartbeat

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I wonder if the reason he's trying to sell it now (apart from wanting more toy money) is because his high school days lost their allure once he found out that his gal pals were "hired help." Back in 2013, Chris was adding a bunch of people from his graduating class on Facebook (which inadvertently led to @Thetan kicking off this fresh round of shitty post-Bob trolling in which we're currently embroiled) and was even working with the class president on organizing a 15 year reunion for 2015. Once Chris discovered the truth, he was devastated, and even publicly cursed these gal pals for not helping him when the house burned down. High school was one of the few happy times he's had and that ring is one of the reminders that it was all a lie.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

That ring could realistically (and unbelievably) sell for $500. But Chris wanted $1000 and not a red cent less, so no sale.

 

[VoreDoggy]

he found out that his gal pals were "hired help."

Is there some more context to this? I can't guess the keywords for a cwcwiki page.

 

[Trilby]

Is there some more context to this? I can't guess the keywords for a cwcwiki page.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Gal_pal

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Is there some more context to this? I can't guess the keywords for a cwcwiki page.

Look under section 4:
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Gal_pal
EDIT: Damn you, @Trilby for ninja'ing me!

 

[Kosher Dill]

Someone should suggest to Chris that he could sell land in CWCville, or mortgage the CWCville Mall for some quick cash.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Someone should suggest to Chris that he could sell land in CWCville, or mortgage the CWCville Mall for some quick cash.

First thing I'm going to do is raze the soup hotels.

 

[nvrwastetree]

I think it would say "sold" instead of ended. I think he actually pulled it.

He did this shit I think with one of his Sonichu paintings (spent $5000 on Legos or some shit before it cleared his PayPal, buyer backed out and he threw a hissy fit), and the classic shirt that he believed he was going to get $20k for.

 

[CouldUseAPizza]

I’m a little surprised that she isn’t offering experiences for sale. Everything could be done via Skype or something similar. Just imagine what some people would pay for a 15 minute interview or a virtual lunch. If Chris would agree to talk about her most recent run in with the law, I’m sure someone would be willing to pay quite a bit. It’s still a waste of money, but clearly there are still plenty of people who are interested in buying a piece of Christory.

 

[4Macie]

I’m not surprised Chris re-set the price to $10,000. He was selling “useless” art for $1k. In Chris’s mind the ring is worth 10x his artwork.

There are only a few items that pretty much define Chris. His ring is definitely one of the most iconic and timeless Chris classics.

It’s weird though. There are so much more things in the house they could sell. He hasn’t tried to sell his PlayStation or some of his older video games. He’s tried to sell a few games an his wii remote...but not the consoles themself. And they have to have other jewelry in that hoard they can sell for quick cash.

Something is just off. But maybe he set it at 10k because he lowkey doesn’t want to sell it?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Something is just off. But maybe he set it at 10k because he lowkey doesn’t want to sell it?

This is probably the case. Barb must have been nagging him to just sell the ring, and if he does this he can insist to her that he tried his best.

 

[nvrwastetree]

You know I'm kinda surprised Chris and Barb aren't of the Slip and Fall lawsuit variety. They used to threaten lawsuits all the time back when Chris was little.

I'm surprised neither of the two idiots have attempted insurance fraud (the shit you see on dashcam videos where a idiot either stands directly in front of the car, then dramatically falls forward, or they run head first into the windshield because they claimed they were possessed) yet. Although, seeing as how chris is amazingly horrible at lying, if he tried this, he would either promptly get his ass kicked, or get sued for intentionally damaging someone's car.

 

[The Great Chandler]

 

[Mr. 0]

I'm surprised neither of the two idiots have attempted insurance fraud (the shit you see on dashcam videos where a idiot either stands directly in front of the car, then dramatically falls forward, or they run head first into the windshield because they claimed they were possessed) yet. Although, seeing as how chris is amazingly horrible at lying, if he tried this, he would either promptly get his ass kicked, or get sued for intentionally damaging someone's car.

You'll recall at one point Chris accused Michael Snyder of doing just this in order to get him thrown in jail. Chris himself wouldn't try it because if he did the car would slide off of his greasy hide and into something and the driver would sue him while chris screams at emmanuel god again

 

[Buck Mullet]

He’s tried to sell a few games an his wii remote...but not the consoles themself.

He claims to have sold the Wii weeks ago. Maybe he pawned it or sold it locally?

 

[jc17]

... He didn't use his tongue to get the signatures off, did he?

 

[Sockpuppet of pedophile 155chan former admin]

No joke, I'm sure weens would buy bags of his sperm in a heartbeat

Kinda like a built-your-own-Chris kit.
Would be fine if they froze his spunk in to cumsicle's so future generations can also enjoy Chris, as Chris-clones.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I'm updating the wiki with the recent price adjustments. Does anyone remember if Chris's price was always $100 for the giant robot, or if he lowered it at the same time as the other figures?

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Rare-Vintage-Bandai-Gobots-Combiner-Puzzler-100-Complete/282924362770?

On a side note, I like how he claims the robot is "100% Complete," but then says in the description: "Face has been missing from police car bot for years."