Sonichu Facebook Update 8/25/14- Sonichu Allergic to Pickles...

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Goddammit, Dr. Troy. Why do your posts have to be so awesome?
Love how Spirit Plumber or whatever his name is addressed Torchwood with Chris, both as a fan and a bisexual male who sees Captain Jack Harkness as a sign of progress via media. Chrissy's response amused me as well.
 
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I'm not sure if someone asked this yet but, did he change Christine Rosey's name to Crystal(line) Rosey? And if so, when ago did this happen?

Also also....I'm shitting bricks because of _blank_ 's portrayal of the babies. He portrayed them just like how Chris described them...
 
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Guys, the "prime" thing comes from how in the Archie Sonic comics, Sonic's alternate universe counterparts call him Sonic Prime. We knew that was where Reldnahc calling Chris "Prime-Chan" came from.

Also, Chris may think he's covered his bases, but the SJWs will not be satisfied until we get demisexual, greysexual, pansexual, and Tycesexual representation in here.
 
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Captain Lhurgoyf said:
Guys, the "prime" thing comes from how in the Archie Sonic comics, Sonic's alternate universe counterparts call him Sonic Prime. We knew that was where Reldnahc calling Chris "Prime-Chan" came from.

Also, Chris may think he's covered his bases, but the SJWs will not be satisfied until we get demisexual, greysexual, pansexual, and Tycesexual representation in here.
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Brother, you forgot being transethnic and fat positive! Check your privilege, brother!
 
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Simoniachu said:
I'm not sure if someone asked this yet but, did he change Christine Rosey's name to Crystal(line) Rosey? And if so, when ago did this happen?

Also also....I'm shitting bricks because of _blank_ 's portrayal of the babies. He portrayed them just like how Chris described them...
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Chris does not seem to care about continuity, Robbie was going by the name Robee for a while too. (When he was in the band Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls)
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I would honestly have loved to see Chris's face if he watched Torchwood without looking it up. Imagine him on his crappy couch, ribbling and jibbling in barely-contained anger at THOSE DIRTY DARN HOMOS ON MUH TELLYVISUAL SCREEN.

Also, this is irrefutable proof (as if anyone needed it) that even after his big hullabaloo about 'coming out' and being accepting and going to pride and all that bollocks he's still just as cartoonishly homophobic as ever.
 
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Because eating a carrot or a zucchini is dangerously close to eating healthy.
Pickle slices show up on his daily burger all the time, so those are "part of his world", unlike a zucchini, which I doubt he would be able to pick out of a police lineup.
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Well you could do Zucchini cake, and no one will ever know zucchini is in there, same with carrot cake, you could just say

'its an old family recipe'
 
Lol if you guys think Sonichu ever ended for Chris. Sonichu is his imaginary world, where everything is right and works according to his rules. Robby/Robbie/Robee being a tomgirl is just the latest little chapter in a story Chris has been writing for 14 years now. The real question is why he decided he needed to clarify it to us - has some ween been bugging him?

I think the whole "lesbian tranny tomgirl" thing is Chris's way of reconciling his new dressing habits with his sexuality. He like dressing like a girl for whatever reason, he knows that other men who do the same are usually gay, so he goes about 100 miles in the opposite direction - first he was a tomgirl (by analogy with tomboy, I guess!) then he was a male lesbian (he likes lesbians, and has no self-awareness so doesn't realize this is a contradiction in terms) and now a tranny (because transgender people have been getting more attention recently, so even if he has no idea what it is or what implications really being trans would have on his identity, he's going to claim it so he can be even more of a special snowflake). At no point does it occur to him that the harder he struggles to convince us he's not gay, the more we assume he must actually be gay and trying to overcompensate.

All this begs the question: has Chris been spending a lot of time on Tumblr?
 
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Wait I just had a thought, though it's probably been brought up already.
So if Bill the Scientist didn't catch that Sonichu was allergic to pickles, that means he couldn't have altered his DNA....this means Black Sonichu is allergic to pickles as well. Chris didn't mention this because let's be honest, not even he gives a shit about Blake.
 
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Wait... so Blake is not affected by pickles if they didn't scan Sonichu's allergies when they cloned him?

Or would he be allergic to cucumber?
 
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Wait... so Blake is not affected by pickles if they didn't scan Sonichu's allergies when they cloned him?

Or would he be allergic to cucumber?
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Obviously when Bill the Scientist spilled the cherry cola it ended up all over the gene-like molecule that causes pickle allergies, and it was so soaked in cherry cola that the cloning machine couldn't read it and just added DNA from a frog to fill in the gap.
 
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