Sonichu Facebook Update 8/25/14- Sonichu Allergic to Pickles...

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I think Chris is okey with sharing , but not allergies, because what happens in cartoons if somebody knows your allergy?

They'll use it to inflate you like a balloon of course! Chris thinks that's what really happens, thus Allergy is a secret weakness that needs to be kept hidden, least the enemy learns of your Picklonite.

To be fair, high school students think the same way. We had an English teacher in our school who was enormously disliked by the students. One day, she let it slip that she had bad reactions to citrus-scented perfumes.

You can guess what every girl in the class brought the next day. The smell of oranges lingered in that building for nearly a week.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

Because that fictional universe he lives in is his life's achievement.

Thats kind of profound when you think about it. Chris' greatest accomplishment is his remarkable ability to avoid reality.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Scientific note. You can have a "pickle"of almost any edible flora/fauna. All a pickle is, is a foodstuff preserved in a acidic or salt brine solution high enough in concentration to prevent bacterial growth.

I've eaten absolutely lovely picked daikon cubes, Kimchi, picked dates, squash blossoms in sweet vinegar pickle (a personal favorite), assorted peppers, olives of all kinds and shapes, and that cornerstone of Southern cooking: Salt pork.

Given Chris's slang term for a penis, and the shape of the most popular picked vegetable in America, the cucumber. I think the connection is a little obvious.

 

[Pally]

Scientific note. You can have a "pickle"of almost any edible flora/fauna. All a pickle is, is a foodstuff preserved in a acidic or salt brine solution high enough in concentration to prevent bacterial growth.

I've eaten absolutely lovely picked daikon cubes, Kimchi, picked dates, squash blossoms in sweet vinegar pickle (a personal favorite), assorted peppers, olives of all kinds and shapes, and that cornerstone of Southern cooking: Salt pork.

Given Chris's slang term for a penis, and the shape of the most popular picked vegetable in America, the cucumber. I think the connection is a little obvious.

As I said before, he most likely equates pickles with cucumbers.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Chris, was this information we really needed to know? And don't use the word "Prime" like that. Its kinda creepy to be honest.

This is the CWC Renaissance, draw a picture of Sonichu's Children's birth and I'd promise you I'd pay up to $500 for it. DO!

 

[Pickle Inspector]

If Robbie is a self insert I certainly hope things don't get all incestuous considering his sisters seem to be designed after the type of girls Chris finds attractive.

 

[Hyperion]

As I said before, he most likely equates pickles with cucumbers.

You really overestimate Chris if you think he knows that pickles are cucumbers.

I'll let him slide on not knowing that "pickles" are fruit.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

You know I don't think I've ever eaten a single pickle in my life…

Random fact

 

[Holdek]

Sonichu hates pickles only because he is allergic to them, ergo, he's straight.

Chris hates pickles because they make him involuntarily think of penises, ergo, he's ______.

 

[theobservdr]

how come he doesn't hate carrots, or zucchini ?

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Sonichu #12 will concern Mary Lee Walsh opening a brining facility in CWCville.

 

[Super Collie]

Throughout all of this I am "vehemently amused" that hanging from the ceiling lamp in Chris' old bedroom was a Super Pickle plushie: http://www.inthe80s.com/toys/superpickle.shtml

Sonichu should have died years ago.

 

[drtoboggan]

The only Torchwood episode Chris would like is Greeks Bearing Gifts. Of course, after seeing it he'd want to see more and be scarred for life. Which would be hilariously awesome. So there.

 

[Optimus Prime]

So all of the Sonichu kids are into girls? (counting Crystaline even if she's "turned on" by JERKS still)
I'm surprised Rosechu didn't get a retcon to be at least bi-curious just to wedge some more lesbianism in there.

Nah, Chris wouldn't have Rosechu deviate from being loyal to Sonichu. She's directly a copy of Amy Rose who is virtually the same towards Sonic (whose romantic loyalty in return is varied at best) so Chris doesn't dare deviate from something that embedded into his concept of the character. That's why he created all the other Rosechus.

 

[Zeorus]

In Hotdiggedydemon's Pony.MOV videos the messed-up parody ponies exist in a parallel universe, with a side story about the .MOV Applejack visiting Equestria Prime.

When Chris found out about this, he was overjoyed, since he found the perfect way to disregard Asperchu and other troll parodies while still sticking to his belief that all fiction is real.

The TRUE and HONEST Sonichu, Rosechu, et al live in CWCville Prime, everything else is a non-canon parallel universe.

Could the "prime" also simply be a way to denote the character Sonichu from the rest of his species?

 

[NiggoFiggo]

how come he doesn't hate carrots, or zucchini ?

Carrots and zucchini arent carried by McDonalds.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Sorry to nitpick, but "crucial detail that I wish to inform everyone about"? Why not just say "important thing I want to tell everyone about"? The latter sounds more natural.

Also, if there ever was a "Lightning Version," would "Pickle Barrage" be a 1HKO attack for electric hedgehogs?

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Sorry to nitpick, but "crucial detail that I wish to inform everyone about"? Why not just say "important thing I want to tell everyone about"? The latter sounds more natural.

If he did that, he wouldn't be Chris.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I actually think Chris means "cucumbers" when he says "pickles", because he hates them for their "phallic" shape. So basically, 'pickles is a CWCism for cucumbers.

I doubt Chris knows the difference. To him pickles are pickles, so there.

 

[LordCustos3]

how come he doesn't hate carrots, or zucchini ?

Because eating a carrot or a zucchini is dangerously close to eating healthy.
Pickle slices show up on his daily burger all the time, so those are "part of his world", unlike a zucchini, which I doubt he would be able to pick out of a police lineup.