Sonichu Facebook Update 8/25/14- Sonichu Allergic to Pickles...

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I realize it is completely narcissistic on my part, but I do have a small niggling hope that him suddenly calling his Sonichu and Rosechu (Prime) is in direct reference to my TRS comic.
I have a feeling he's referring to his shit as "Prime" because now that Sonic Boom is coming out, people call the main Sonic universe the "prime" one since the boomhogs are in a different universe. And he's such a slave to copying Sonic that he'll pretend in his head that there is a "Sonichu Boom" universe apart from his main comic, even though he'll never actually draw it.

And yeah, I know he's been bitching about Sonic's arms being blue and saying he'll boycott, but he doesn't have the strength for that, he'll buy the game the day it launches and all the DLC too. Probably with the money that should've gone to fixing Barb's teeth.
 
I think Sonichu and Rosechu are being called Prime now because their kids have evolved.

That actually makes sense. It's not how I would have used the term 'prime' (like most people on these boards, I would tend to assume 'prime' indicated they were the default, original universe or setting) but considering how Chis works, it's probably more likely. Especially since Chris named his main characters - Sonichu and Rosechu - after their respective species... that's bound to create some confusion. All the moreso when you consider that every single fucking Sonichu (or Rosechu) thereafter also took their species name into their name, as if to remind us what his shitty copyright infringing recolors are, lest we forget. Perhaps Chris is conscious of just how indecipherable his drawings are.

Oddly, the only exeption I can think of is DJ Jamsta, who is hardly a major character.
 
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Why is Chris making clarifications about a comic he stopped writing years ago and has no intention of ever starting up again?
Right? If Chris has released this information during the height of the comic his "fandom" would've flipped their collective shit. Or at least the weens would. But now it's just "Uh, thanks for that random Autistic tidbit Chris. I guess?"
 
If I remember correctly, in the original Sonic cartoon of watch and win fame, Sonic had an allergy to a certain flower that made him bloat cartoonishly, which no doubt spawned a thousand inflation fetishists.

I can't decide if Chris really butchered Christine's name that badly or if he meant his twin sister's Rosechu form Crystalina .
 
Am I the only one getting sick and tired of him going "so there" like a fucking brat? If I ever was in a conversation with someone who then goes "so there" as a way to have the last word, their lips would get so swollen that they would be muffling those two words.

No you're not. That really irks me for some reason too. This person was just asking Chris a question and he has to tack on that stupid "so there."
 
Why is Chris making clarifications about a comic he stopped writing years ago and has no intention of ever starting up again?
Assuming he still thinks they actually exist in some alternate world, they're never going to stop being relevant in his mind. I imagine to him, it probably doesn't make any difference that he does fuck-all with the comic, he still cares about them, so obviously everyone else will too.
 
Why is Chris making clarifications about a comic he stopped writing years ago and has no intention of ever starting up again?

In Chris' mind, Sonichu is a classic despite the fact that he never fucking finished it and hes breaking down the deep motivations behind his Magnum Opus.

To him this is the equivalent of JK Rowling revealing that Dumbledore was gay.
 
Why is Chris making clarifications about a comic he stopped writing years ago and has no intention of ever starting up again?
I actually think it seems quite possible that he could start making Sonichu again. He's getting back into the habit of drawing the comic in individual images, thanks to him being desperate for money. Maybe he's considering drawing the comics again, but just selling them on eBay? I'm just being too optimistic, but let me believe, dammit,
 
Why is Chris making clarifications about a comic he stopped writing years ago and has no intention of ever starting up again?

I'm about to sound really incoherent here, but that's what happens when you try to explain Chris' logic.

In Chris' mind, all fiction is real. Since real life never gets put on hold, neither does fiction. You know how in Animal Crossing, time passes in the game whether you play it or not? Chris thinks all fiction works that way. He can't wrap his head around the idea that once the story ends, all the characters effectively cease to exist. If they're real, they must have lives outside of what we see. When Chris turns off his PS3, Sonic doesn't disappear. He goes back home after a long day of fighting Robotnik, plays some video games with Tails, makes the hanky-panky with Amy, and sends angry letters to Sega demanding they change his arm color back. If Chris were to pick up his neglected old copy of To Kill A Mockingbird from high school, he'd find a story about Scout and Jem as adults.

All of this goes double for Chris' own creations, of course. It doesn't matter if Chris never does another comic again. Life goes on in CWCville, just as it does everywhere else. Long after the comic's ended, he keeps finding new ways to add to Sonichu (No police allowed in CWCville! Robbie's grown-up and a tomgirl! Simonla's alive! It's a multiverse! Sonichu's allergic to pickles!). To Chris, he didn't make any of this up, he's just reporting on what's new in CWCville. Hell, this has been going on even before the comic ended. Remember how Sonichu and Rosechu just kind of got married and had kids off-screen? The reason it wasn't shown in the comic was because it "happened" while Chris wasn't working on the comic. He probably thinks Sonichu showed up to him one day and said "Father! Me and Rosey got married!"
 
So, Sonichu didn't die in the mall in one of the first issues because...?

I love how all sonichu's kids are gay, wonder what he thinks about that given the rant he went on in that one issue
Heather Iglesias failed at keeping them straight. This is why we shouldn't let gays and lesbians near our kids!!!111!!!1!1one!!11 *yawn*

What does his Sonichu's children sexuality have to do with his allergy to pickle?

Is it a secret hint that Sonichu gave the children his pickle and turned them gay?

Oh wait no the mystery is lemon bundt cake
Something something seven-inch lightning rod something.

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Best thing I've seen all day. This is fantastic.

In Hotdiggedydemon's Pony.MOV videos the messed-up parody ponies exist in a parallel universe, with a side story about the .MOV Applejack visiting Equestria Prime.

When Chris found out about this, he was overjoyed, since he found the perfect way to disregard Asperchu and other troll parodies while still sticking to his belief that all fiction is real.

The TRUE and HONEST Sonichu, Rosechu, et al live in CWCville Prime, everything else is a non-canon parallel universe.
That's certainly possible, but I believe that Sonichu Prime refers to the original Sonichu being the original in this case. He's done something similar in the comic, having Reldnahc refer to Comic!Chris as "Prime".

Remember how Sonichu and Rosechu just kind of got married and had kids off-screen? The reason it wasn't shown in the comic was because it "happened" while Chris wasn't working on the comic. He probably thinks Sonichu showed up to him one day and said "Father! Me and Rosey got married!"
So that's another wedding that Chris wasn't invited to. :tomgirl:

So there.
 
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