Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?


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He didn't do bad at removing the signatures. However, that Blaster Figure's 'ears' are sort of broken. I highly doubt allot of TF collectors would want his old robo toys. Kudos that he kept Puzzler in some decent shape, though, considering Go Bot toys were prone to breaking or losing their parts after a while.
 
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"Go to the Transformers Collector's Club!"

Bwahahaha what a dimwit. The "Official Transformers Collectors Club" or OTFCC hasn't been in business since Hasbro took away the Botcon license from its parent company; Fun Publications, back in 2016.

Which tells me Chris wasn't aware of the Subscription Figure service they were running in their final years, which is literally pay the club money and they send you exclusive repaints of figures periodically through the year - six known and one "secret" figure.

Huh, I don't know much about the toy collecting or plastics cleaning like some other people have discussed, but this looks like Chris was actually successful and de-fuckifying something he wants to sell.

Nope, it seems like he was, but he still fucked up. Look at the white car hood where his signature is. Now look at it when it's been cleaned off (it's the car's crotch) - see those black marks along the center lines? That's part of the signature that wouldn't come off.

It be interesting if it was a washable marker of sorts he used.

Crayola Fucking Magic Marker?

He didn't do bad at removing the signatures. However, that Blaster Figure's 'ears' are sort of broken. I highly doubt allot of TF collectors would want his old robo toys. Kudos that he kept Puzzler in some decent shape, though, considering Go Bot toys were prone to breaking or losing their parts after a while.

These aren't Chris's old toys - they are in WAY too good a condition to have survived a house fire, and none of the ones known to be in his possession have ever resurfaced in any known image of the residence except the G1 Megatron pistol, which was sold on its own to another party who informed us a year after the purchase, revealing the Megatron pistol had come from GamePlace because amazingly the very receipt of purchase had survived the fire intact. This information is also on the wiki article for the Megatron Pistol.

Rather, I suspect Chris bought these off of eBay at some point, but because his videos aren't the greatest quality and his personal toy horde isn't fully shown at any given time (and it isn't like he documents every piece either), we don't know when he got these. Given how Chris generally just buys shit and doesn't play with them hard, I'm actually inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt here and say that Blaster had broken horns when Chris bought it.
 
He wants money to go to fucking BronyCon...

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"We Are making the mortgage and food by the skin of our teeth here. Seriously, I would not be able to afford even the ticket to BronyCon at this point without making ALL of the sales. So, Please Help Me, so I can Meet You this year!"

This deserves to be framed and hung on a wall. The absurd lack of awareness in just three sentences here is perfect, and the bizarre addition of a Brony mention is a delicious bonus that brings it all together.

Has Chris done anything like this before? I imagine Bronies is a new obsession of his, and now he's dumping everything into it. Has he ever comitted to an obsession the way he's now selling so much of his shit? I'm sure that some of it is going towards necsessities (the mortage and fucking food), so the BronyCon ticket gets mixed in and justified in a way, but still...

(Also, alongside the random capitalization, the double spaces after the periods is... odd...)
 
Huh, it doesn't seem usual for Chris to plan\beg well ahead of time but I guess something he wants is different than, say, an annual bill coming due. Still, good to know that he isn't actually worried about something as pedestrian as a fine due to criminal action... no, it's all about getting an excuse to put that stupid unicorn thing back on his head.
 
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He wants money to go to fucking BronyCon...

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Hey Chris, I have the perfect idea of how you can get money and it's been sitting dead in front of you since you were 15...get a fucking job. It's funny how he is basically stating that if can't go to bronycon, it's going to be our fault, because he's perfect in every way and nothing is ever his fault.
 
Fuckin' a$$hole.
Chris' e-begging finally got @Trilby to swear. What a world.
In a way it's almost the mature thing to do, I want X I have no money so I'll sell toys for an event.

Part of me wants to see Chris sell this stuff, go to brony con come back and be like... oh my toys are gone and then that saga.
I'd be down for a buy-back saga. It'll make his life even more of a vicious cycle.
 
Is that why he charges so much for his crap? He rubs everything he sells on his taint before listing it.
If he ever goes back into the world's oldest profession, he will need a great deal of flexibility prior to marketing himself.

But maybe he set it at 10k because he lowkey doesn’t want to sell it?
Maybe he's using the price to stir up controversy, so he can either sell more useless trinkets or get more donations.
 
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