Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%

  • Never.

    Votes: 826 20.1%

  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%
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The Fool said:
Hey, narcissia, what are you hiding anyway? You sure seemed pretty distraught at some of the accusations here, do they hold any water? Wanna admit anything? It'd look better if you came out now with how you liked making fun of trannies before becoming one because you're too autistic to realize a fetish can be seperate from your lifestyle. Because if dhume is going to have to be the one to show the world you hated trannies, it might not look so good to your 5-man fanbase.
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Cosmo is a narcissist, so anything that makes him look even remotely bad is horrible in his eyes. It doesn't even matter if his asspatters, orbiters, and enablers believe it either (which they won't simply because he can do no wrong). He doesn't like not having control and doesn't comprehend that the internet is a vast place where your past never goes away no matter how much you bitchrage about it.
 
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Whetfahrt Cheesebörger said:
Cosmo is a narcissist, so anything that makes him look even remotely bad is horrible in his eyes. It doesn't even matter if his asspatters, orbiters, and enablers believe it either (which they won't simply because he can do no wrong). He doesn't like not having control and doesn't comprehend that the internet is a vast place where your past never goes away no matter how much you bitchrage about it.
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Absolutely nailed it. Speaking of obsessive compulsive behaviours, my theory on Cosmo is that he is a straight male with autogynephilia and OCD. I don't even think he's a narcissist, but instead just obsessed with people's perception of him. His compulsion to refresh this page 24/7 should be enough proof for the other aspect of it.
 
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Lol "I can stand behind my own works and not hide behind a throwaway account" like this dumb bitch doesn't understand just because he doxxed himself everyone doesn't have to dox himself to be 'as good' as Cosmo.

I can't wait for the next kiwifarms thread update video!
 
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The Fool said:
We have no reason not to trust dhume, I'd be totally complacent with a general summery of said chatlogs. I'd be very cautious to post the logs verbatim. Even if they don't figure out who dhume is, they'll probably think it's some other innocent party and proceed to attempt to ruin their lives, because trannies are violent, blind creatures. It'd be awful if that happened.

Anything dhume can offer at all will invariably get narcissia riled up anyway, so the bar isn't raised very high.

Hey, narcissia, what are you hiding anyway? You sure seemed pretty distraught at some of the accusations here, do they hold any water? Wanna admit anything? It'd look better if you came out now with how you liked making fun of trannies before becoming one because you're too autistic to realize a fetish can be seperate from your lifestyle. Because if dhume is going to have to be the one to show the world you hated trannies, it might not look so good to your 5-man fanbase.

On a lighter note, that drawing cosmo did is pretty decent. If he dropped these fucking ridiculous video game streams and just started drawing and taking commissions he'd probably have a slightly better quality of life. Getting some goddamn sunlight every now and then would be better, but anything helps. But who am I kidding, cosmo's thoroughly fucked, an ex-human.
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This isn't even his final form!
The transformation process is as follows:
Cosmo->Narcissa->Ghoulette->AIDSferatu

He still needs to turn his dick into a roast beef sandwich and to have his neghole pozzed with the finest of fuckflu for the prophecy to be fulfilled. But we will get there.
 
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dhume said:
Absolutely nailed it. Speaking of obsessive compulsive behaviours, my theory on Cosmo is that he is a straight male with autogynephilia and OCD. I don't even think he's a narcissist, but instead just obsessed with people's perception of him. His compulsion to refresh this page 24/7 should be enough proof for the other aspect of it.
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You've generally described all trannies and we're in complete agreement with you. It's kind of sad to see him not get actual help since he's been told that all he needs to be happy is to destroy his body (how's that working out for you cosmo? you look so happy in your dungeon talking to those 3 people on twitch that only say "yes" and are incapable of conversation).

It's honestly pathetic how he actually did have a huge following and was beloved by so many people, but a few lefties gave him the koolaid and he got too greedy for that extra extra attention. He's like a corporation that's already popular but wanted to look trendy and then it backfired spectacularly. Not really any turning back now, it's like a ferret who grew up on kibble and refuses to eat real meat, he'll starve himself before he improves himself.

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Came up with a few:
  • Cosmo's like a flat Earther, but he's the flat one.
  • Cosmo's identity is faker than a Todd Rodgers run.
  • Cosmo's like Sheik, but uglier and not a real woman.
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cosmo is an ugly man and i would not have sex with him
 
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Never knew Cosmo played Nosferatu.
 
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The Fool said:
We have no reason not to trust dhume, I'd be totally complacent with a general summery of said chatlogs. I'd be very cautious to post the logs verbatim. Even if they don't figure out who dhume is, they'll probably think it's some other innocent party and proceed to attempt to ruin their lives, because trannies are violent, blind creatures. It'd be awful if that happened.
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Unfortunately, I've seen something like this in the Phil Burnell thread.

Someone named Ma&PaChop showed up in the mega-thread, claiming to have gone to school with Phil. Ma&PaChop had just discovered KiwiFarms and was now giving some hilarious Phil anecdotes from back in the day. He happened to be going back to Conneticut soon, and would grab his high school year book to post in the thread.

Of course, after his few posts, he disappeared, never to return. And so much shit happens with Phil that everyone just took in the next wave of non-sense, immediately forgetting Ma&PaChop forever (plus there was that whole fake escort thing...)

Cosmo's immediate freak out over this makes it already worth it. And I can enjoy the ride, with whatever dhume wants to post. But without a mod verifying the proposed evidence, I just can't trust dhume as 100% True and Honest, given that I've seen this sort of thing a couple times now :/
 
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