Sonichu Facebook Update 8/25/14- Sonichu Allergic to Pickles...

[Bridechu]

Chris does not seem to care about continuity, Robbie was going by the name Robee for a while too. (When he was in the band Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls)

I just realized Dykechu and Bichu aren't wearing gloves. It's... unsettling, for some reason.

 

[slep]

Chris DOES know that pickles are made from cucumbers, right?

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Update: Finally figured out how SPOILERS works, so I reformatted the post.

 

[lucidfox]

Ugh. Put images under spoilers, please.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Photos like that actually make me feel sorry for Barb.

 

[Holdek]

Chris DOES know that pickles are made from cucumbers, right?

Probably not.

 

[drtoboggan]

Probably not.

Hmm, nah. Also doesn't know how Torchwood works. So there.
Hmm, yeah, I'm gonna go to hell when I die.

 

[TheWhitestKnight]

Crystaline Rosechu is a Bisexual, gets turned on by both.

Woah woah woah, lemme get this straight...

 

[Shadow]

Chris DOES know that pickles are made from cucumbers, right?

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Update: Finally figured out how SPOILERS works, so I reformatted the post.

I've never seen this pic before.

Oh goodness he has his head on the boobs pillow.

 

[unfer]

image: CWC gets a facial

There's such a perfect, understated buffoonery in the extra-chunky cut of those cucumbers. It looks like he used an axe.

 

[Varis]

Hmm, Sonichu floating in a jar of vinegar like a preserved fetus...

My fanart list keeps growing.

edit: Also, I don't think specific allergies are tied to genes, just the risk of developing an allergy. Unless this is a species-wide weakness, or one that only affects the male of the species aaaaaah this train of thought won't stop

 

[Tragi-Chan]

There's such a perfect, understated buffoonery in the extra-chunky cut of those cucumbers. It looks like he used an axe.

Stay off our axe, you homos!

 

[Zeorus]

I would honestly have loved to see Chris's face if he watched Torchwood without looking it up. Imagine him on his crappy couch, ribbling and jibbling in barely-contained anger at THOSE DIRTY DARN HOMOS ON MUH TELLYVISUAL SCREEN.

Also, this is irrefutable proof (as if anyone needed it) that even after his big hullabaloo about 'coming out' and being accepting and going to pride and all that bollocks he's still just as cartoonishly homophobic as ever.

In all fairness, prejudice isn't entirely absent from folks in the LGBT movement either. I've had a lot of people in LGBT groups (mostly gay men, for some reason) tell me that transgender or asexual folks either "aren't welcome" or "are lucky to be included at all".

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

In all fairness, prejudice isn't entirely absent from folks in the LGBT movement either. I've had a lot of people in LGBT groups (mostly gay men, for some reason) tell me that transgender or asexual folks either "aren't welcome" or "are lucky to be included at all".

History is full of examples of second-class groups who suffered and fought for a long time to be granted the same respect as everyone else, and finally start winning it... only for the first thing they do to be to pay that prejudice forward onto some other minority.

 

[_blank_]

I just realized something of terrible importance...

BEHOLD! THE TRUE ARCH-NEMESIS OF SONICHU!

The gauntlet has been thrown, Sonichu. You versus the stork.

 

[LordCustos3]

I just realized something of terrible importance...

BEHOLD! THE TRUE ARCH-NEMESIS OF SONICHU!

The gauntlet has been thrown, Sonichu. You versus the stork.

That "tape measure" is both suggestive, and reminds me of something you'd see in an amusement park.
Wow
Such creepy
Much Pedo vibe.

Oh, shit, son.....HE'S A PEDOSTORK!

 

[Lalala]

Chris DOES know that pickles are made from cucumbers, right?

It's very immature I know but I like to think the reason he hates pickles but not cucumbers is because his big beef is that pickles look like schlongs to him and he personally has a pickle rather than a cucumber.

 

[Holdek]

Chris supports anything that either relates to him or turns him on. Otherwise he's indifferent or thinks it's bad. He never has and never will see beyond himself.

Ya he has very little empathy, which causes him to be naive about humanity's concerns in general.

 

[4Macie]

It's very immature I know but I like to think the reason he hates pickles but not cucumbers is because his big beef is that pickles look like schlongs to him and he personally has a pickle rather than a cucumber.

I know you said it's what you like to think; but in reality, Chris's hate of pickles is because of PickleMan and all the "pickles" people drew on his Rosechu. If he had chosen to use the word "banana" instead of pickle for the word dick or penis, Sonichu would now be allergic to bananas... which in all fairness, makes much more sense as an allergy. You wouldn't be allergic to "Pickles", you'd be allergic to the seeds, or dill, or vinegar (and even that can break down further).

I don't think Chris understands that "Pickles" are just pickled cucumbers. He might know it as one of those facts of life (like tomatoes arent really veggies) but in application and practice of everyday life; he forgets it and doesn't apply it.

 

[Clown Doll]

Chris' hate for pickles goes further than the Pickle Man and he's been known to have ordered his hamburgers without pickles(although that was post-trolling, about 2009 was the confirmed instance of this) because he doesn't like the taste. Sonichu's been not-liking pickles since the early issues of the comics that pre-date his trolling by years. The trolling must've amplified the hatred a great deal, but didn't start it.

Likewise, Chris doesn't seem to particularly hate other phallic foods, he's (in the light of recent revelations about his transgender-ism and lesbian identity) probably just projected his hate for penises into the pickle he already hates for the taste. The fact that it's also the trolldom's favorite veggie because it's Chris' hot button also fuels his anger toward the pickle.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

If Axe came out with pickle body wash, Chris's brain might just melt.