DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DarkSoulsPhil]

I honestly recon soulmaid has left the building; we know that cake was store bought. He keeps doing the I barely see her thing verbatim to Leanne last year like word for word. She has not even been seen on instagram since March 11th the video. We know with Panda he put up a front for like 6-8 weeks it was dumb but I am calling it. The tax saga is ending and Tyrone's second strike is beginning - buckle up this is gonna be interesting.

seriously this fucker is trying to justify getting that special edition GOW console, I bet he has preordered it tbh.

Its entirely possible she is working rough hours though. Ever known phil to be flexible about his life and change his patterns for someone else? Shit if my gf and I could only spend an hour together because of working times, we would discuss how we could both make time for each other. Its not hard.

 

[JustFuckinaDude]

I think it’s a timeline, not a graph.

Oh, I get it now.

I'm an idiot. Carry on.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

DSP just said on pre-stream that he barely see Kat or spend any time together, about 1 hour aday for dinner but then other than that when he finishes 2nd stream Kat is already about to sleep, then she works early in the morning so he barely see her on a daily basis

So after he announced his Seattle staycation Season 2 in May, "crazy conspiracy detractors" made up a "full-blown PAID vocation that was funded by his lied-to fans in Cayman Island........", he banned the trolls but now more trolls are invading his twitter to say these "nasty stuffs", and now "they are gonna do the math" to find out how much he spends on this vocation...............

SO he clarified that he is "not going anywhere", but "to spend a few days off with Kat"


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DSP confirmed he has NO disposable income, he has no free time at all, because he has to do this everyday:

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He really doesn't fucking get it, lol. If she wanted to spend time with him, she would make the time.

She does not make the time.

If I were a bettin man, I'd say she's full of nothing but dismay at the prospect of more than her requisite 17h a week in his presence, and that's on top of the daily dread she feels before clocking in for her daily shifts.

Her lack of interest & follow-thru on that sweeping decree of his is also why his sleep schedule hasn't changed.

 

[ANDS!]

I think it’s a timeline, not a graph.

Not to nitpick, but that's still the Y-axis.

Its entirely possible she is working rough hours though. Ever known phil to be flexible about his life and change his patterns for someone else? Shit if my gf and I could only spend an hour together because of working times, we would discuss how we could both make time for each other. Its not hard.

. . .that's clearly the more likely result. I mean "Kat" leaving satisfies a lot of the Phil Phantasy a lot of folks have, but you combine an actual job with this dudes ridiculous schedule (that didn't adjust itself to have time for a personal life for whatever reason), then I'm not surprised.

His stream chat complains hes op...

Didnt this happen in his original playthru?

Fuck me on Saturday that intro. . .god damn how has that not been slotted into multiple detractor videos so far?

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

facts

No way it's a romantic relationship. Has to be strictly platonic now. She is just using him for room, board, and the car to get to work while also saving as much $$$ as she can so she can get the hell out of the Gout House. He only sees her for dinner on working days? And she's your "girlfriend???" Hell. No. No woman in love with a guy would let that happen, like you said she would 100% make time for him. That also implies they aren't having sex, as she is already headed to bed when he finishes the second stream. Also, all they do on days off is chores and watch netflix. No movie theater dates, dinner dates, ya know, stuff a normal couple would do??

Phil hasn't posted any pictures of them together, like with their smiling faces in the camera, since she first moved in. It is all just way too weird and there is no way in hell he's gonna keep this chick.

(Edit: "Some things are more important than money. Real talk." Yeah like cutting your stream because it's your soulmaid's bedtime and she warned you that she doesn't want to hear you babbling like an idiot in the next room late at night.)

 

[Wurstbrot]

His stream chat complains hes op...

Didnt this happen in his original playthru?

Nice intro d00d. But then I saw the usage of salt and I was like: Wait, isn't this Vault Boy? Oh it is Vault Boy. Who uses salt memes whenever Phil fails and not when he is actually salty. No thank you.

But at least I tried something. What if Phil had a really manly, narrator voice? I imagined that.
No. His accusations and insults are still inexcusable. Other people would lose all their viewers with this attitude, no matter how professional they sound (and he basically lost all of them over time, so point kinda proven I guess).

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

No way it's a romantic relationship. Has to be strictly platonic now. She is just using him for room, board, and the car to get to work while also saving as much $$$ as she can so she can get the hell out of the Gout House. He only sees her for dinner on working days? And she's your "girlfriend???" Hell. No. No woman in love with a guy would let that happen, like you said she would 100% make time for him. That also implies they aren't having sex, as she is already headed to bed when he finishes the second stream. Also, all they do on days off is chores and watch netflix. No movie theater dates, dinner dates, ya know, stuff a normal couple would do??

Phil hasn't posted any pictures of them together, like with their smiling faces in the camera, since she first moved in. It is all just way too weird and there is no way in hell he's gonna keep this chick.

(Edit: "Some things are more important than money. Real talk." Yeah like cutting your stream because it's your soulmaid's bedtime and she warned you that she doesn't want to hear you babbling like an idiot in the next room late at night.)

most of this really isn't all that uncommon for functional couples---someone goes to bed early for work; the other is a night owl; they mostly just eat together and time spent together for date stuff has to be planned ahead of time, which they currently do with his days off.

he was just spoiled by leanna who was indeed a live-in maid. kat is more of a functional adult so the dynamic is naturally different.

they're also taking a way different PR approach and she probably wants as little to do with his online presence as possible. i dont think there's enough evidence to claim she's looking for the door or anything like that. she might be, but there's no way of knowing.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Hey! The ultimate detractor youtube is out to get Phil again!
Look at those disgusting tags on the videos he is babysitting, he does not only just spam video uploads, he also spam tags.........

 

[Brother Wind]

Yeah no, I spent more time with my fiancee while we were breaking up than that.

How old is this girl? Because I'm guessing Phil suckered her in with Detractors dood bullshit, but she's cottoned on mighty quick I'm guessing. Like all the pieces in place, the only reason she isn't planning her escape now is she's been estranged from all family and has an assload of debt. Or she's 19 and has no idea this man is the prime elemental of sketch

 

[Wurstbrot]

Look at those disgusting tags on the videos he is babysitting, he does not only just spam video uploads, he also spam tags.........

Blue: Unnecessary double tags
Red: Simply wrong.
I will let "souls" pass because it is basically a souls-game.

However, it's not forbidden (it's even adviced) to use multiple versions of the same word.
For example "lets" and "let's".

Edit: Oh and to add, he missed to opportunity to "spam" even more hashtags. I guess most people forget to even do that so no hard feelings, but tags should also include the cornerstones of the episode. For example if he fights a specific boss he should write him down, so the search system will find his specific video with this specific boss. Or when you do a very cool trick and explain it, insert this trick. Why do I give advice to the pigroach...?

 

[JamFlowMan]

Edit: Oh and to add, he missed to opportunity to "spam" even more hashtags. I guess most people forget to even do that so no hard feelings, but tags should also include the cornerstones of the episode. For example if he fights a specific boss he should write him down, so the search system will find his specific video with this specific boss. Or when you do a very cool trick and explain it, insert this trick. Why do I give advice to the pigroach...?

My guess is he just uses general tags so he can use them on all the videos and be done with it. Plus you can't ask him to do specific tags when he already puts so much thought into those video titles. Deciding which words go in all caps and exactly how many exclamation points are needed is hard work.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Nice intro d00d. But then I saw the usage of salt and I was like: Wait, isn't this Vault Boy? Oh it is Vault Boy. Who uses salt memes whenever Phil fails and not when he is actually salty. No thank you.

Kinda agree, but I give him a pass just because his outro is LTG being LTG

 

[PieceofShet]

Blue: Unnecessary double tags
Red: Simply wrong.
I will let "souls" pass because it is basically a souls-game.

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However, it's not forbidden (it's even adviced) to use multiple versions of the same word.
For example "lets" and "let's".

Edit: Oh and to add, he missed to opportunity to "spam" even more hashtags. I guess most people forget to even do that so no hard feelings, but tags should also include the cornerstones of the episode. For example if he fights a specific boss he should write him down, so the search system will find his specific video with this specific boss. Or when you do a very cool trick and explain it, insert this trick. Why do I give advice to the pigroach...?

Why are they duplicates?

 

[Wurstbrot]

Why are they duplicates?

I guess he just blindly copied all tags from a previous video, deleted some in the newer video and pasted them also very blindly. Then he took a screenshot and still missed his mistake. I guess he just blindly copied all tags from a previous video, deleted some in the newer video and pasted them also very blindly. Then he took a screenshot and still missed his mistake.

 

[DudeAbides]

he is already up 191 videos on yt. more to come.

Didn't he once have like over 300+ parts to Persona 5 that folks laughed about ? And he never finished the game ?

 

[PieceofShet]

I guess he just blindly copied all tags from a previous video, deleted some in the newer video and pasted them also very blindly. Then he took a screenshot and still missed his mistake. I guess he just blindly copied all tags from a previous video, deleted some in the newer video and pasted them also very blindly. Then he took a screenshot and still missed his mistake.

He really doesnt give a shit what khantent he puts up...
and i see what you did there.

 

[neger psykolog]

0 tax mentions. If tax saga now over?

• 17 April, 2018 Prestream
• Pre-Stream April 17, 2018: Can I Keep Up the Bloodborne Run?
• Duration: 46:02
• Wordcount: 9,467

okay hello everybody hello hello hello and welcome how is everyone today how're you guys doing today is a Tuesday April 17 2018 and I am Darkseid feel welcome to my first of 2 gameplay streams for today folks mmm today is the continuation that's right the continuation of my blood-borne Redemption run fYI it will continue for the next three days including today tomorrow and Thursday how far will I get during that period of time well uh knowing how much is left in the game which is producing to begin a mouth let me have the rest of the forbidden woods Bergen worth right um then the unseen village would you return to at one point right and then you've got the whole menses nightmare of immense this area okay and then after that pretty much the build-up to the end of the game and that's just the main game then keep in mind there's also the nightmare right the hunters nightmare which is a pretty large area that's pretty challenging there's also cainhurst castle right that's another big area that's pretty challenging um and then in addition to all of that there's gonna be the old hunters DLC now I don't know what is in the old hunters DLC cuz I never played it I played only the first segment of it you know way back when in 2015 when it was released so we've got quite a huge amount of gameplay still left in blood-borne I mean we've only done I'd say probably about maybe a little bit over a third of it right that's that's kind of my assumption here right again I don't know how long the old Hunter's DLC is but um yeah we've still got a lot to go we've still got a lot to go guys um so all that being said Oh today where are we and where will we be resuming and what's the deal well as of yesterday I basically got through the first half of the forbidden woods I've got the conclusion of the forbidden woods today which of them should lead to Bergen worth right now I've also got the tonsil stone so at any point if I want to go into the hunters nightmare I could do that and we can run around there and kill some really high-level enemies and I believe they're they actually drop some really nice crafting jams you know if I want to craft my my cane to higher level or whatever so um yeah you know there's a lot to do right now do I want to do any of that or do I want to forego all that go back into the Forbidden village and go to that hidden cave and go down into that poison lake with all those giants and do I want to run past that and see what's past there because honestly I don't remember what's over there so there's a lot to do I mean that's the cool thing about blood-borne is that there's always a ton to do in the game there's branching paths multiple ways to go and I really like that about blood more um so we'll see we'll see how it goes four more hours roughly a blood-borne gameplay here today on the stream for you guys I again would like to say up front thank you all of you guys for all of the support that you have lent me during this blood-borne Redemption run playthrough first of all attendance overall has been way up on stream which is excellent support has been way up you know cheer subs and tips everything has been tremendous you know we hit the subscriber goal for the month of April the other day and we've been dancing around 450 subs for the past couple of days as you guys can see we're down a little bit today down to around 444 what undoubtedly what'll happen is we'll have more people coming in today and resubmitting and subbing for the first time so it'll probably get up there again you know as I said it dances around 440 to 450 now which is pretty good um obviously with the sub goal of 475 we'll talk about that in a moment that we won't jump the gun um so there's uh you know a lot of positivity around the blood-borne Redemption run streams and this is good this is exactly what I feel everything needed I would needed to get people reinvigorated to come back to stream and get people excited and streaming again because later this week folks in two short days it's the release of God of War and I definitely wanted to get you know people really excited for that place and I think that this was a way this was a way to get people to come to my streams by the way I should say this you know tolo tolon Mayo has been coming by with his audience and checking out my blood-borne stuff too which is really cool because it puts a new set of eyes on my streams people who may normally not have checked out my stuff but me now check out stuff like my god of war plate through and stuff like that which is really neat in fact I just noticed this this morning to listen to this guy's um so oh shut up to a modern who's a Tolo subtool Oh regular total viewer who's using the rat emotes and by the way I should say this Tolo viewers are welcome on the streams and if they do use those rat emotes those are total Mayo emotes just so everyone knows it's not trolling it's just that that's a way of them kind of participating and being friendly is using their rat emotes which is pretty cool um okay but by the way I should I should say this also be warned everyone because the the bots nightbot does prevent spamming of emotes I think it lets you do like 5 to 6 emotes or something like that and then it's it considers it spam so just forewarning don't do too many emotes because the bots will shut you down and that's it has nothing to do with you guys that has to do with sadly people who come in here and try to spam the stream chat with nasty shit and you know we can't have that so there's nothing to do with trying to stop you know newer viewers from coming in it's more about the abusers ok alright so anyway guys um yeah I'm pretty excited for more blood-borne today I hope you guys are too um and then there's Thursday you know coming up is god of war so allow me to explain this schedule because I don't want anyone to be confused or get upset if blood-borne has to go on a hiatus for a bit alright let's explain so today Tuesday blood-borne right now about 4 hours of gameplay and then later tonight 2 more hours of ninokuni to by the way Nina Cooney - uh heading into the endgame now at this point I think I've done as much side content as I feel like doing for the level that I am I think there's like two more rare monsters I didn't kill because I'm not high level enough yet but I'll sorry - that I've done pretty much everything in the game that I've wanted to do so yeah I'm going through tonight I'll continue on with the story Kunie - and I may or may not meet it by Wednesday we'll see okay um tomorrow more blood-borne and more Nina Cooney - possibly the end of Nina Cooney - we'll see um and then Thursday this is when things gets interesting okay there will be the final session of blood-borne Redemption run will I've beaten the game by then I doubt it I told you with all the stuff that's still left you know the rest of the forbidden woods Bergen worth menses the end of the game plus cainhurst plus the old hunters DLC plus the nightmare I doubt I'm gonna get through all of that within three more sessions okay um so here's what's gonna happen after Thursday's session of blood-borne the redemption Run will go on hiatus okay why because guess what God of War ladies and gents releasing Thursday and I'm going to be playing it Thursday night instead of doing a standard late-night stream which is usually starts around 6:15 p.m. Pacific time for me I'm not gonna forego that stream and instead I'm going to do a late-night God of War preview stream when the game releases at 9:00 p.m. Pacific time so I hope you guys if you're around if you want to check it out we'll check out the premiere of God of War here live with me on stream I'll be playing it for around 2 to 2 hours or more we'll see and then all day on Friday the 28th two different streams I'll be playing God of War okay so within the first release day of god of war I'll be playing at 8 plus hours of gameplay really awesome to be able to play that much on a release day obviously and I hope you guys will join me if at all you can all right now yeah this Saturday I'm taking the day off and you might be saying what the hell Phil got a whore just released on Friday you're taking a day off on Saturday that's crazy well there's two reasons why I'm doing this all right mm first and foremost because it's the first day this week that Kat and I actually both can get off on the same day Kat's been working all week long and she won't have a day off till Saturday and all I've been working eight straight days without a break or without a rest so definitely I'm gonna need it and especially with God of War being that all reports are saying that God of War is actually a 20-hour game just for the story up to a forty hour game if you do all the side content I'm gonna need my rejuvenation in order to come back strong and play this game for a week straight okay so Saturday I will be off but then the on Sunday the 22nd I will return full force and every single day for the next week I'll be playing God of War alright now the way it's gonna go is I'm going to be playing God of War and then once I complete ninokuni - I don't know if it'll be this Wednesday night or if it'll be me me Monday Tuesday of next week depending on how much is left then I'm gonna switch up near the couny - once it's done and I'm gonna start playing Yakuza 6 which actually released today ok now normally you know I'd love to play ah you know I'd love to play these new games on release day but you know being I'm in the midst of so much other stuff I'm gonna forgo your cruises six until Nina Cooney 2 is done and then it'll be God of War and you who's the six balanced out four full days of streaming okay now once god of war completes I don't know when that's going to be cuz you know it all reports like I said say anywhere from twenty to forty hours so it could be a full week it could be two weeks it could be longer who knows it may be it may take me into May okay once it completes then I will resume with the blood-borne Redemption run and I'm assuming that you know it'll probably be a few more days of blood-borne to wrap up the playthrough so that's pretty cool we got blood-borne now then God of War then back to blood-borne so really good stuff coming up in the next few weeks of streaming and I hope that it keeps you guys excited and engaged here on the streams alright I am pretty damn good outside of all that the only other thing really that I can think of schedule-wise that I want to tell you guys about is that there is a strong chance in mid-may when there's nothing going on no new releases or anything in like the middle of May okay it's actually the second half of May where we're gonna get games starting on May 22nd state of decay to down the 25th Detroit become human at the end of the month we're gonna have this few fighter 30th anniversary collection alright it's a very strong possibility in the middle of May I'll be taking a few days off which I almost never do usually when I take time always just a day here a day there you know once a week I think I may be taking a span of maybe two to three days in the middle of May when it's very slow gaming wise um to spend time with my girlfriend because quite frankly uh we have not really been getting to spend a lot of time together and then the one day that a week that we get off we end up running around doing errands and shopping and we don't really get any like nice relaxation time we just don't and then it kind of sucks because you know we see each other maybe a couple hours a day you know I wake up she's already at work that I'm streaming and by the time I finished streaming she gets home from work we have spent like an hour or so having dinner or whatever then I'm back to stream and then after that I see her for maybe another hour before she has to get to sleep because she has to work again you know and it's been rough I'm not gonna lie um although we understood it was gonna be like this I want to take some significant time to spend with her a few days in may possibly okay so that's just coming up I have more information on that when it's available but probably around mid-may I'm gonna take maybe two to three days off from streaming just to spend some time with her and then we'll come back full force cuz that's the thing I come back from that and then we're gonna have new releases out the butt so it should be perfect timing okay ah okay guys so there you go um thank you for being so supportive these past couple of days as I've been playing blood-borne I've been really enjoying the playthrough I hope you have been as well um in fact I'll say this the only negative honestly the only negative that I've had playing blood-borne has nothing to do with playing it's stupid YouTube yet again guys YouTube has been starting to do monetize the blood-borne videos yeah and even though I put them up for review they still come back saying oh we've confirmed via manual review these are not approved for all advertisers so according to you to these you know games with blood apparently are not welcome among games error all videos that are gonna get full advertisement now the good news is so far it's only been a few different videos it certainly has not been the entirety of the playthrough or anything like that but it's still disheartening when first of all the games three years old second of all there's things way worse than blood-borne out there I was a fantasy game it's not meant to be a realistic uh serious thing you know what I mean there's way we're shit out there um but you know YouTube is doing what it does automatic algorithms and oh my god use violence we gotta say no ads on that video it's not a big deal for me guys it really isn't because as you guys know I upload a ridiculous amount of videos to YouTube every day I'm uploading anywhere from like 15 to 30 videos if not more so for me it's like yeah okay so the entire blood-borne playthrough has what you know right now 60 parts and maybe like five to ten of them got demonetised big deal but when I'm nervous about honestly is moving forward will this be a pattern with YouTube I'm a perfect example here alright god of war coming up this week this is a game that's going to have a lot of violence it's god of war I mean good lord we know the series is incredibly violent that's one of the selling points of god of war is an innovative combat system that's kind of ultra violent right but it's a fantasy system you're fighting ghouls and goblins and monsters from mythology it's not like you're tearing apart realistic humans or anything like that um will youtube to monetize everyone's got a war right well they say uh oh it's to violence you out use violent I don't know I don't know um what I'm hoping is that again you're much like blood-borne that the streams will be doing so well I don't care right ultimately that's always been my goal this last year make my streams pipe get as many people on the streams as possible enjoying the streams and make the streams profitable enough that I could give two craps about what happens over on YouTube right I mean I'll be real with you guys YouTube ad revenue is still terrible alright it is last year YouTube ad revenue plummeted in February 2017 but by April that had picked back up it has not picked back up this year at revenue on YouTube is still abysmal II bad um which means one of two things it either means YouTube just hasn't gotten the advertisers back or YouTube is only giving the good advertisers now to people who are in their preferred ad a program which we found out about when we heard Logan Paul was banned from it they're like wait a minute Paul's been removed from YouTube's preferred ads program wait what preferred ads program why does that fucking exist to begin way right why do certain youtubers get better ads doesn't make sense that's the definition of preferential treatment which probably could be proven in a court of law as on you know unlawful in the state of California well I'm not gonna die I'm just gonna not digress into that crap okay um so that being said guys um it is what it is it sucks but it's it's the reality right now of YouTube is that YouTube is falling apart at the seams and that's why I don't focus on YouTube anymore you know I just don't I'd rather be here having fun with you guys on stream every day and making this my focus and so far it's been successful so I you know no complaints there but it does just suck that all this crap happens all the time all the way behind the scenes um with it with YouTube so we'll see what happens hopefully you know this doesn't happen with God of War but maybe it will but as long as you guys keep showing up and having fun on my streams that's you know that's enough for me I guess alright alright guys so let us now move on let's get to the plugs segment and get this out of the way alright the daily plug segment on pre stream and then it's time for shout outs where I'll be giving shoutouts for everyone who's cheered subbed or tipped during pre stream today okay so ladies and gentleman thank you very much for attending my live streams thank you for watching my on-demand videos on YouTube just thank you in general for keeping me pertinent relevant and able to do what I love for a living for the greater part of 10 years guys this is my 10th anniversary this year if you guys don't know I know a lot of you guys are you know again viewers of Tolo and you're just you know swingin by because I'm playing blood-borne I've been making videos gaming play videos for the internet for 10 years yeah I started in 2008 I know that's pretty crazy huh um that being said I love what I do so thank you guys for your ongoing support now if you'd like to go above and beyond just watching my streams and videos and maybe contributing in a bigger way okay there's several ways that you can contribute that way and I will let you know right now what those ways are okay number one patreon if you check it out over at patreon come forward / darkside Phil I run a monthly patreon campaign by which your contribute contributions in pledges allow me to keep doing this full-time it helps defray the cost of things that are just daily costs associated with a business like this including cost of games cost of electricity cost of my business class internet which is very expensive cost of equipment right now I'm incredibly nervous that one of my monitors is gonna die out because every day it's darker and darker I'm not lying it's a really old monitor probably about eight years old and I'm pretty nervous that this monitor is going to die any day now um so that being said you know it helps with that but also obviously since I started patreon in 2015 it's allowed me to do fun outside the box events that normally I wouldn't do instead of just covering every new game release I'm able to skip certain games that I'm not interested in I'm able to do special events retro replays in the light it gives me more flexibility alright in particular all right guys this month we hit the sub goal on Twitch so because I hid my subscriptions goal I'm doing a special event called the patrons choice playthrough which means if you pledge five dollars or more to my patreon this month by the end of April you're gonna be nominating and then voting on games for an upcoming guaranteed playthrough right here on Twitch ok past times that I've done this event games such as Super Mario Sunshine various Sonic the Hedgehog games spyro the dragon Yakuza games and persona games have been selected as the winners of patrons choice so as you can see wide variety of stuff and in a lot of ways it gives me exposure to games to franchises that normally I wouldn't even be interested in playing and it gets me a lot more interested in a variety of stuff rather than just doing whatever is new okay so pledge to my patreon 5 books or more this month 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recognition for your contributions on the stream okay all a few quick things that I want to cover number one as I mentioned we've hid ourselves goal for the it was 450 subscribers at once we did hit that so we are 100% guaranteed doing the patrons Choice playthrough however if you guys may have noticed you can see right here I got the stream stats on the screen so it was dipped a little bit overnight we had a few you know subs that expired that's perfectly fine and natural it happens um but the next sub level is 475 subs if we can hit that by the end of the month which is very doable I've it's only about 30 subs left right especially with God of War coming up I know we can do it um I will be bringing back the DSP tries it and it will be a special episode that will not be food but instead I'll be trying out some kind of a weird or wacky prattle I did a video like this back in January where I tried out the waxvac so they were supposed to suck your wax out of your ear as well as uh stupid fidget spinners okay so I'll be doing another video in the same vein is that a comedy style video for you guys if we have 475 subs alright so thank you to anyone who is a sub you know if you are a subscriber you get many benefits including accessing all of our emotes here on the chat you also will not have to watch advertisements during any ad breaks that I run during the stream and you also get an ongoing chat crown badge it's a for a sub level so for example new subscribers getting bronze crown three month ongoing subscribers get a silver well six month subscribers get a gold and one-year subscribers currently get a gold crown encrusted with beautiful shiny rubies coming up to your subscribers actually get a higher level but no one's hit that yet because I haven't been on here for two years so alright guys also there you go and then last but not least guys some people ask me how do I tip because again I feel I can cheer with bits that's right here on Twitch I can subscribe to your channel that's right in front of me on Twitch but how do I tip I don't understand the process well there's two ways you could hit me number one if you're watching the stream live right now you look below the stream you may see a grid of information including links to my youtube channel DSP gaming you may see the stream rules which I strongly recommend you read and understand before the stream starts today okay or you may see a link there it's a picture of me posing with Pokemon this is tips and if you click on that it'll take you to my tips page where you can either leave an anonymous tip or you could leave your name in a message if you'd like to get a shout-out for your contribution okay or if you don't see any of that information I just described maybe you're on a mobile device and you're on the mobile version of twitch and then it doesn't show up if you type exclamation point tip into the stream chat you'll get a automated command from nightbot the moderation bar and you can just click right on the link that comes in and you could tip via that method as well all right sounds good all right we're through the plugs guys thank god cuz the plugs honestly they get tiring after a while but unnecessary evil as they say folks okay real quick about to get your shout outs but allow me to go I just realized my speakers are still on and also I want to crack my window open here in the office give me one second to do that and then we'll get to shout outs alright one second okay guys alright let's scroll all the way down here so first of all I got a couple shoutouts here for people who have contributed overnight when I'm not even live-streaming there's a few people who always seem to keep me in mind and come back to support when you know when I'm not even here which is pretty awesome so tonight in particular we've got golden Colts who did a 50 bit cheer Thank You golden Colts and also Lincoln Simpson subscribe to the channel Thank You Lincoln Simpson for the sub I appreciate that sir alright now for people who contributed when I turned on the stream let's get started with shout outs here guys so first of all it was Kate who did a 25 bitch here and said happy Tuesday filled with a bunch of salt well as you know when I play blood-borne typically there is salt we'll see how today goes keep in mind this is a very different run through blood-borne um I'm using the freaking the cane the threaded cane you know it's a starter weapon it's not great and it's challenging as hell to use it but I've been sticking with it and so far I've been successful you know beating all the bosses and everything with it so I'm gonna stick with it for now we're gonna see how it goes I don't know how well it's gonna do against other bosses I guess we're gonna find out the hard way okay okay shout out to Jack Spartacus who did a 25 bitch here and he asks what should I play first blood-borne or Dark Souls I have all three Dark Souls games but I've never played them I would strongly recommend you start with the Dark Soul series reason being dork souls will teach you a lot of the fundamentals that you need in order to succeed in from software games including proper dodging proper spacing proper timing of attacks okay the leveling system like how to craft and stuff like that it's all the same system you know the crafting system and everything all has always been held over from the original games of demon's souls I mean honestly Demon Souls is really the game to start with right even though the Demon Souls has a lot of things that eventually they did away with like in like the inventory management system because you have a weight system you can only carry a certain amount of items in your inventory that it's full and shit like that um you know I would say definitely start with Dark Souls um blood-borne honestly in my opinion is a game that is a lot more difficult and the reason being is because in blood-borne you can only play really one method ya have to be action based reactionary based dodging actively constantly and then parrying and you know using your weapons to survive in Dark Souls you can make a different kind of build you can make a defensive build with a shield you could become a tank with high poise meaning you could just be a super armored tank and attack through everything the enemies are doing and survive you can't do that in blood-borne in blood-borne chances are you take a hit you're gonna take monster damage and there's not a lot of poise mechanics in blood-borne it's more about parrying with a counter-attack or dodging really well okay so I would definitely say start with Dark Souls allow that to teach you the mechanics alright and then when you feel you're ready then head into blood-borne because it is in my opinion a lot more action-based and a lot more challenging now another game that I think I could I could relate you to here neo neo which came out last year also in a lot of ways much more action-based it was very similar to blood-borne in my opinion than Dark Souls it is more action based combat and neo much like blood-borne has counter-attack moves on blood-borne use a gun to parry and neo you just use what's called a parry stance and you can counter-attack many enemies attacks including bosses so it's kind of similar so I would say if you're actually preparing for blood-borne alright neo actually is a game that will probably get you better at it although neo runs at 60 frames per second on console blood-borne only runs on 30 so it's actually easier in my opinion to do better at neo because you have those extra frames to react versus in blood-borne it takes a little bit more practice that you have the lower frame rate okay um but yeah definitely they're all the similar style of game but I would I would definitely recommend Dark Souls first because that really will teach you tons of the mechanics over the fromsoftware games and then eventually jump into blood-borne when you feel that you're good enough at a more action-based gameplay okay okay I'll shout out to Kate who Jen sheared 25 bits and says I hope that my bits help will they do Kate they you know thank you very much for your cheers recently they do contribute and help and I said thank you very much for your contributions Oh Jack's party just shoot again and he said Oh in a tutu to everybody haha a to toot to everybody that is his new catchphrase apparently um Jack's park is to shoot again and he said we can't we can't have my ad for my bloody movie on this bloody game uh-huh [Music] oh I understand what he said okay let's try this again he's being sarcastic cuz we were just talking about how YouTube is de monetizing the videos of blood-borne so he's saying how we can't have ads for a bloody movie on top of a game that has blood in it see so it's kind of being hypocritical you know it's funny because yeah in a lot of ways that's silly because I know there have been ads recently on YouTube for movies like a quiet place and stuff like that um and so you know horror movies that have visceral gore and stuff na oh we can't run those ads on video games video games are far too adult oriented and violent right pretty hypocritical I agree but it is what it is I guess um what you're gonna do right all in shout out to crazed Cannavaro we're just did a 520 bitch here so by the way Chris Conover is now the cheerleader for today's you know I'm gonna get you get them up here right here on the leaderboard to start five hundred twenty bits thank you very much crazed carnivore and the hold on a second when I read their message in just a second here or just get this centered there we go all right increase carnivore says great work Phil how you doing I'm working an art research paper for college remember to use the music box here we go again oh yeah I should bring this up guys so if you were here yesterday or if you watched yesterday's gameplay videos there was about no lie about 15 minutes where someone in the stream chat was trolling me hardcore okay um hardcore and what I mean by that is they were insisting they were absolutely insisting that there was a rare claw weapon that was in this area if I jumped off a wooden bridge down into the background and I was like dude there's no way take a look down there it's not even rendered properly if there was an area down there with a hidden item there would be a doorway or you'd be able to see you know what I mean you'd be able to see something down there there's no way this is true and he insisted and by the way this guy was a six-month subscriber who had also cheered before so he was really trying to troll me bad okay he was really just trying to stick it to me and he's like go down there man it's the best cause of the game the best PvE clause you're missing out man and I was like dude I wasn't born yesterday I'm looking down there there's no way that's down there alright this is no way although I'll be honest I was tempted I was I was really tempted I thought that he was telling the truth for a second and then I wised up I said this guy is just trying to tease me he's trying to get me to start alright so I'm not gonna do it so overnight guys I figured let me let me look up the areas in the wiki so that way I know exactly where I'm going you know so there the rest of the plate he was good rather than me wandering in circles like an idiot and yeah there's no Clause down there I knew it i frickin knew it I looked down there like there's no clause this guy man that he almost get me he almost got me I almost tried but I was wise enough I'm getting I'm getting older and I'm getting wiser folks you know there was a time when I would have just said okay jumped right off the bridge like an idiot but I'm getting a little bit smarter now so so there yeah but that was pretty funny I have to admit I openly admit that was funny I hold no ill will against the guy that was a good attempt at trolling he almost got me all right shout out to Emma Tara Hawke mm Tara Hawke just cheered and so I think this Redemption run is turning out to be one of your best playthroughs yet really do you really feel that um cool I mean I hope you feel that way I don't know why you feel that way in my opinion I think the original playthrough was fun because it was me experiencing all this stuff for the first time okay but at the same time as you guys know that first playthrough I grinded a ton right and so when I was grinding it basically artificially allowed me to beat things that I should probably should not have been for example blood starve beast I never fought it legitimately in the first playthrough I saved him until the end of the game and I went back like level 80 and just beat it within a few hits which is now you're supposed to fight the blood star beast by the way this time around I went back and I legitimately beat him I parried I learned to put on the poison resistant gear and I beat it so you know it was that a lot more fun I think so I honestly think it was well on the flip side of that it's funny because in this run there's certain things like vicar Amelia I beat her on the second try in fact I probably would have beat her on the first try if I just didn't get bad luck and she kind of swatted me into a corner where I couldn't dodge or move and then I got killed but second run I very convincingly beat her this time just got behind her wheeled on her Thunder a million times she couldn't even do the healing remember she heals during the fight she didn't even get a chance to do that this time around because I was on or whooping her butt so hard so definitely I would say this run is a hell of a lot more legitimate than the first run because I am taking things on without grinding right and without you know trying to find exploits I'm just just trying to head up fight stuff the way I should have done in the first playthrough I mean I still that father guess gone Perry where I did like you know a quarter of his life bar with a visceral attack was pretty epic and was pretty much a cool way to end that boss fight when in the first playthrough I remember I died to that guy like 12 20 times couldn't fucking beat him this time around you know only took a few tries because I was parrying and everything which is pretty cool so yeah I could understand why you would like the run I don't know why you would say this one my best playthroughs of all time I mean for me I like doing games like this a second time but at the same time I don't think it's the same effect as oh it's the first time I'm seeing something like for example okay yesterday yesterday alright I fought the abhorrent beast the abhorrent dark beast I did no idea that that guy is this dude alright I didn't do that in my first playthrough that was cool that was something that I completely illegitimate Lee missed out on during my first run and to actually experience that was really sweet and I was really caught glad you guys told me oh go out yo get that guy don't leave that guy you gotta hit him you know oh that was really sweet I liked that so thanks for that cuz that's the kind of stuff I would like during this playthrough stuff that I didn't get to experience my first run is exactly what I would like to be doing in this second run because that's kind of the point right so please let me know of any other stuff like that guys who that I missed out on in my first run cuz I definitely would like to see Easter eggs and stuff like that okay alright well shout out your kinks wagons who cheered and kicks wagging and says I would start another tier war but I ain't down with spending another Benjamin today we'll kick swag is listen first of all very much appreciated your attendance on the streams your work as a moderator and the fact that from time to time you do financially contribute as well you know all that is nice you know you you have tipped me you've did all these things in the past which is really nice of you and I do appreciate that alright um so thank you guys very much for any of your support you know but understand that it's not about that you know it comes naturally if you guys are here and you're having fun right and then cheers subs tips come in that's cool that's that's part of the whole experience but you know as long as everyone's having fun that's what it's all about and the bottom line is it's not just about one or two people who are coming in every day and have to be expected to do any kind of certain action it's not about that whatsoever for me the way that I see that things are successful is naturally having people coming in every day watching the streams jumping on getting excited oh I want a shout out today and then maybe they'll you know they'll sub to the channel or they'll tip me or something to get their their shout out um there you go that's what's awesome alright and it's again don't ever feel bad guys if you come in to watch my streams and maybe you see other people getting cheers and stuff and you know getting shoutouts and you're like man I wish I could do that but I can't don't ever feel bad you know it's never about that it's not for ten years guys I just wanted to share my gameplay experiences with people on the Internet period and I've had a blast this past decade has been amazingly fun every time I've gotten to pick up a controller and share those experiences with you whether it was live on a stream or just an on-demand video or YouTube or whatever the hell it might have been alright those are amazingly positive experiences that I wouldn't give up so thank you guys very much for that and giving me the opportunity to do that but never never feel bad if you you know you wish you could contribute via some certain method and you can't don't ever let that happen man you know the way it works is like when people can they will write and if they don't it's cool but in general things seem to work out alright so there you go alright guys and then shout out to genetic gamer three genetic gamer three just did a hundred bitch year and said look here look listen I don't know what this is I think it's supposed to be a new meme it sounds to me like they're trying to emulate that stupid navi ferry that everyone hates from the Zelda games but apparently they're trying to say that I say stuff like that I don't know it's the it's the new meme among people who just like to parry each other and repeat each other like sheep the Internet I don't know what the hell it means har har har har har har IVA say Oh people are saying it's not even me Oh people are saying that apparently it's a meme from another streamer well now now you've completely gone over my head you have it right all right how the hell would I know that alrighty then you guys enjoy doing your memes of other view other streamers I have no clue hey alright alright guys um I think that's it I don't see any more to your selves or tips so I think we've gotten through them thank you to everyone who cheered today we don't have any new subs or tips yet but you know that may change keep in mind guys we got the leaderboard on the top of the screen as you guys can see so as new people so as people cheer and as people tip I will add you to the top of the leaderboard so we will have that updated during the course of today's stream it's a good opportunity for you to get noticed as well as if you guys didn't notice the weekly twitch leaderboard reset yesterday and we did have a lot of good contributions yesterday you know not gonna lie but there's still ample opportunity for you to get into the top 10 because the week has just started ok so there you go guys again thank you in advance for any cheer subs and tips I will give you a shout out if you do any of those things we're pushing towards 475 subs and that's about it yeah ok guys I think that's good are we ready to start with blood-borne I think honestly I'm probably just gonna continue on in the forbidden woods a little bit further I figured let's wrap up the forbidden woods and then maybe when I get to the next area which I believe is Bergen worth I think it's the school right I think when I reach there then I'll decide do I want to keep going or do I want to meet me go back and check out the nightmare but I think I want to continue with the forbidden woods for now and then make a decision afterward although I may also want to scoop back down to to the cave that underground cave with the with the pool of poison and the Giants I don't remember where that goes I remember it's important for some reason but I don't necessarily remember where that cave goes so I may want to run back and do that at some point today Ted okay sounds good all right guys that's it let's end the pre stream let's get started let's jump back into the blood-borne Redemption run again thanks to everyone who's here thanks to anyone who may be a newcomer viewer I know a lot of people have been coming in from Tolos streams and the light to check this out thank you for that and hope you have fun welcome and enjoy enjoy the streams folks alright very nice

 

[PieceofShet]

0 tax mentions. If tax saga now over?

"Tax saga? The hell you talking about? These idiots, kids, living in the past ACK ACK ACK
Anyway... as I said, I might take a few days off next month to be with my dog. Sounds good?"

 

[grump]

HULLO EVERYONE DSP here AKHAY? Today we have a very special edition of DSP tries it with a triple chocolate fudge ice cream cake made by Sch-er Sensational gurlfriend, UM mah sensational gf Kat. Whos really shy ALRIGHT? UM Thats why you don't see her like ever not because of those shitty detractor conspiracy theories that she's no longer my gf, which I don't care about at all. Thats why I never talk about them. AHKAY? LOOK AT ALL THAT GREASE LOOK AT ALL THAT GREASE, disgusting. Guys as you all know I haven't had breakfest today. I'm not even gonna eat this all, I'm probably just going to have this small piece and then throw the rest away or put in in the fridge. Now let's take a small bite getting a little bit of the frosting here. CHOMP CHOMP, GLUG SLURP SMACK SMACK...UMMM MMMM SNORT SOUND GUD???

 

[slacktauren]

Didn't he once have like over 300+ parts to Persona 5 that folks laughed about ? And he never finished the game ?

He said yesterday that he will continue Persona 5 and un-private all the videos later this year.
Maybe it is still under a stream/upload date restriction?
I'm not very up to date on it.