Encounters With SJWs/Tumblristas Offline or In Unusual Communities

When I was in High School health class, we watched this movie about how some dude got a girl pregnant and shit happened after that, but at the beginning of the movie, it turned out exactly how you would expect some cheesy romance flick to happen - girl is attracted to musician, musician kisses girl, yadda yadda yadda

Enter a classmate of mine, she sees this scene and keeps talking through the movie about how she'd slap the guy for making an advance on her if she was in that situation.
She was also proudly pro-choice (because she kept reminding us every 5 minutes, but then again, it was a health class) and got offended at a joke about the Halloween burger at burger king, spoilered below.
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She's gone on many other tirades, like how "reverse racism" isn't real uwu, or how I'm a bad person for laughing at an apparently racist joke, but fortunately Health class only lasted half a year.
I know she was a pretty vocal part of the "diversity club" at my school. But that started in my Senior year, thankfully, so I never had to experience any bullshit from them.
 
Shit, this reminds me of my 7th grade state history teacher, she used her class time to talk about pollution, global warming and how bad Bush is instead of anything she was supposed to. This just a thing with history teachers?

No. Back in the day I had a "math" teacher who would pontificate on the glories of the teacher's union and how it was the greatest idea in the history of ideas.... Then she'd just put up problems on the board and told us to solve them. If we asked for an explanation or any questions not related to teacher unions, Obama, or The Glorious Revolution she'd sperg out. Don't think she was a feminist surprisingly (if she was, we would probably know).


Still had a crazy history teacher. He seemed like a die hard conservative, but he taught world history and geography. He had a job because he was a football coach, so he was kinda untouchable and he knew it. Also, they made all the athletes take his class, so 90% of his students were on a team or sports club. Another reason he got away with it is because he was from Eastern Europe and looked kinda ethnic. If it weren't for that he'd probably would've been considered a white nationalist therefore persona non grata. His world history class could be summarized to why Germans are violent barbarians, why Slavs are the greatest, why Islam is the plague, and why India should've remained in the British Empire.

Anyhow, don't remember which country he was from but he said a lot of interesting things about the Germans and Northern Europeans in general. He said they were blood thirsty barbarians and it was in their DNA to raid and invade other countries and there's nothing to change that. He constantly claimed that the EU was another such ploy for the Germans and Northern Europeans to take over all of Europe, but that it was expected because it's in their blood. He also frequently stated that the Germans and Northern Europeans' IQ rose because they kidnapped women from other countries, which also implied they were still less intelligent.

He loved talking about IQ and for some random reason he loved to hate India in particular. He claimed they had a low IQ and that it was a good thing we were stealing all their smart individuals, but was deathly afraid of making it easier for immigrants to come over because we'd get more of India's less intelligent populace. He hated Muslims too, but for some reason he hated India even more. He'd go on about how the country would've been better off if it was still run by the English and how overrated Ghandi is. He has no English, Scottish, etc, in him and never lived in the UK or India which is why it was so odd for him to hate India. It wasn't like he was butthurt about their independence, he just had an unexplained hatred of India and Indians. Most likely it had to do with Ghandi who did not mesh with his worldview. He also loved eating meat and would shit on vegans and vegetarians on a regular basis, so his hatred for India could be due to this.

Whenever he could talk about Germans fighting, he'd emphasize their brutality and barbarity. After a while it became apparent he didn't see these things as negative traits, which isn't surprising since he was a football coach. He was really enthusiastic about the Germans beating back the Romans after they revolted against them. He was also enthused by the Vikings and would go on and on about their raids. His favorite wars to discuss were the Franco-Prussian War & WWII. He hated France too, but not as much as India or Islam. He spent an insane amount of time discussing the Franco-Prussian war, and as soon as he could he got to WWII. He spent most of the time on how the Germans beat the French, but he also ranted about how cruel they were in Eastern Europe. It was half criticism and half masturbatory fascination. He also loved discussing how the Russians overthrow the Golden Khanate, how they beat the Germans, but he also hated Stalin.

One day, when he was slightly buzzed, he went from WWII to feminism. He went on and on about how great strong German women are with some starters/1st string players of his and how awesome his blonde German wife is in bed. He said more than he probably should have, but he was partially drunk and everyone knows how thirsty teenage jocks are, so the class devolving in this way was not unusual. Then he started rambling in favor of women's rights and how it liberated hot German women from their male counterparts so they could willingly get with the obviously superior alpha male Slavs like him. He then went on about the pay gap, male Germanic misogony, inequality at the workplace, all while partially drunk and smelling like piss. He then ranted about how Anglos, Germans, Indians, and Native Americans couldn't hold their liquor and that he was the only MAN in the entire school that could drink and still teach and coach. He frequently linked virality with drinking and it was one of the ways he judged individuals and whole communities.

Don't know how serious he was since he was partially drunk and never brought it up again. Still, it was the most unexpected person to ever spout feminist ideals. Never brought it up to him because he ruled with an iron fist in class and as a coach and he had no qualms making individuals sprint until they collapsed if they pointed out any of his weaknesses or annoyed him in the slightest way. So, nobody dared to ask him about it directly on the off chance he didn't mean it and would take offense.

It's too bad he doesn't use social media... :(
 
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Shit, this reminds me of my 7th grade state history teacher, she used her class time to talk about pollution, global warming and how bad Bush is instead of anything she was supposed to. This just a thing with history teachers?
I havent had that many history teachers that go on political rants. This semester is the first time I had a teacher rant about politics at irrelevant times, such as when we went from discussing political ideologies in the 19th century to talking about how it’s good that those kids are protesting gun control because only a crazy person would want a gun. (For context, I’m alright with guns the way they are atm and I have mixed feelings about these high school protests)
 
My Intro to Anthropology professor liked to spend more time sperging about feminism or global warming than actually teaching about anthropology. Luckily, all the graded work for the class was online, so I stopped going to class around the middle of the semester. Still managed an A. THANKS ONLINE COURSEWORK!
 
I used to be friends with someone who pressured me to take HRT and transition FtM because ~cis lesbians are the bane of the earth and I'm a gay man now~. Her husband got nailed with a child porn conviction but only managed to get away with it by deflecting all blame on a roommate who didn't own that computer.

Honestly, troon furries are just incredible people in a lot of ways. If I find enough I might do a post on her tbh, she's special. Even has an article titled "Why I call myself a cuntboy".
 
I used to be friends with someone who pressured me to take HRT and transition FtM because ~cis lesbians are the bane of the earth and I'm a gay man now~. Her husband got nailed with a child porn conviction but only managed to get away with it by deflecting all blame on a roommate who didn't own that computer.

Honestly, troon furries are just incredible people in a lot of ways. If I find enough I might do a post on her tbh, she's special. Even has an article titled "Why I call myself a cuntboy".
Jesus Christ on a unicycle that is awful. Hopefully doing the HRT didn't have any irreversible effects on you.
 
no shit, how the fuck do you get pressured into that. cut niggers out of your life if they say stupid shit like "I cant like you unless you CHAAAANGE, Because you're evil as you are".

They never start out that way. They prey on vulnerable people with low self-esteem and introduce concepts like that gradually.

Regardless, if you're friends with somebody and they suggest that to you, bail immediately and never look back. The time you spent friends is forfeit. They are crazy.
 
@Meowthkip you it it exactly right. I was in a rough spot and willing to cling on to whatever. It was still stupid as fuck to go along with don't get me wrong.

HRT dropped my voice a little and gave me a shitty pubestache to shave but otherwise eh. Things made slightly easier by cleaning myself the fuck up. I'm in the process of growing out my hair again. No one talks about side effects of stopping though because people don't just do that shit and quit unless they're impressionable young- oh.

Basically don't take anything that fucks with your hormonal system at all unless you are absolutely SURE (this is why I don't support minors getting HRT). And don't surround yourself with psycho troons that too
 
@Meowthkip you it it exactly right. I was in a rough spot and willing to cling on to whatever. It was still stupid as fuck to go along with don't get me wrong.

HRT dropped my voice a little and gave me a shitty pubestache to shave but otherwise eh. Things made slightly easier by cleaning myself the fuck up. I'm in the process of growing out my hair again. No one talks about side effects of stopping though because people don't just do that shit and quit unless they're impressionable young- oh.

Basically don't take anything that fucks with your hormonal system at all unless you are absolutely SURE (this is why I don't support minors getting HRT). And don't surround yourself with psycho troons that too
You were on HRT?
How was it? I’m assuming you went on and stopped, so what was stopping like?
 
@Meowthkip you it it exactly right. I was in a rough spot and willing to cling on to whatever. It was still stupid as fuck to go along with don't get me wrong.

HRT dropped my voice a little and gave me a shitty pubestache to shave but otherwise eh. Things made slightly easier by cleaning myself the fuck up. I'm in the process of growing out my hair again. No one talks about side effects of stopping though because people don't just do that shit and quit unless they're impressionable young- oh.

Basically don't take anything that fucks with your hormonal system at all unless you are absolutely SURE (this is why I don't support minors getting HRT). And don't surround yourself with psycho troons that too

Goddamn, dude.

I hope you don't browse Reddit looking for posts on "egg mode" and "hatching." You might develop a twitch.
 
You were on HRT?
How was it? I’m assuming you went on and stopped, so what was stopping like?
At first the biggest thing was getting used to periods again. Testosterone at an "appropriate" dose stops them completely (which is why it's assumed people on T won't get pregnant but who knows). I was also surprised about the facial hair coming back even after I shaved, but I have a friend who has PCOS and deals with the same shit.
I also got really, really anemic. Not sure why. Maybe testosterone makes you want to consume large amounts of animal blood? Can any dudes confirm/deny

I guess the other big things are that I felt way better emotionally. I actually got less moody when my body was producing estrogen again. It doesn't produce as much now, though.

Basically I might have screwed up my ability to ever get pregnant, and that's on less than 2 years of the shit. At least it's not as bad as someone stopping estrogen - heard people have dicks that are limp and never ejaculate again. Fun!

Goddamn, dude.

I hope you don't browse Reddit looking for posts on "egg mode" and "hatching." You might develop a twitch.
THIS SHIT FILLS ME WITH RAGE i wish I didn't already know about it but god damn is it infuriating to see people trying to pressure even more people comfortable with their gender to take HRT. So gross.
 
I might have told this story before, but in freshman year of high school, I had a math teacher who was probably a proto-SJW. I can't say he was for sure, because this was in the halcyon days of the early 2000s before SJW had entered the general vocabulary, but he was virulently left-wing and really, really enjoyed telling people how wrong they were.

Me being an idiot who can't keep my mouth closed, I backtalked early in the semester, and he found out I was a conservative. After that, he used to target me for his rants--demanding I explain how I could support X or Y thing from the news, how can you stand behind Bush when he's a modern Hitler, etc etc. It scared and pissed me off for a while (14-year-old girl getting hollered at by a fortysomething dude twice my weight), but we soon figured out that if I antagonized him deliberately, he'd completely lose his shit and forget about whatever assignments or quizzes he was supposed to give that day.

I didn't wind up learning much math that year.
 
The Magic: the Gathering community has become SJW country. I really used to enjoy the game but have quit playing for a bout a year now and some of it has to do with just how autistic some of the players can be. For anyone that hasn't played the game there are certain named creatures, like in hearthstone that can be played in an alternate version of the game called Commander and you base the deck around that one creature. Well now they have creatures that have sexual preferences and gender issues. I was scolded for playing a named creature that depicts a gay couple not because they were gay but because I wasn't. I was told that that specific creature was made for the LGBTQRTSUVWX community and that a cis male had no business using that card. It just happened to be a really strong card that I really wanted to abuse.

There are also a few gender ambiguous creatures that always allow for rage mode to ensue if you don't call it by a preapproved pronoun. I didn't get into the lore of the game so I had no idea this giant hairy looking gorilla man was transitioning to being a woman and was considered gender fluid and blah blah blah.

The game itself was very fun but holy shit the players were the worst. If they weren't flipping tables in blind nerd rage they were going off on incel tangents or complaining that there isn't a poly romantic card or that narwhal-kin was under represented. Sold off all of my collection and have yet to look back. Fuck those people
 
The Magic: the Gathering community has become SJW country. I really used to enjoy the game but have quit playing for a bout a year now and some of it has to do with just how autistic some of the players can be. For anyone that hasn't played the game there are certain named creatures, like in hearthstone that can be played in an alternate version of the game called Commander and you base the deck around that one creature. Well now they have creatures that have sexual preferences and gender issues. I was scolded for playing a named creature that depicts a gay couple not because they were gay but because I wasn't. I was told that that specific creature was made for the LGBTQRTSUVWX community and that a cis male had no business using that card. It just happened to be a really strong card that I really wanted to abuse.

There are also a few gender ambiguous creatures that always allow for rage mode to ensue if you don't call it by a preapproved pronoun. I didn't get into the lore of the game so I had no idea this giant hairy looking gorilla man was transitioning to being a woman and was considered gender fluid and blah blah blah.

The game itself was very fun but holy shit the players were the worst. If they weren't flipping tables in blind nerd rage they were going off on incel tangents or complaining that there isn't a poly romantic card or that narwhal-kin was under represented. Sold off all of my collection and have yet to look back. Fuck those people

It also doesn't help that Wizards of the Coast has been pandering more and more to those communities, to the point that they introduced a transgendered character, as well as a nonbinary one. The part where they had a WotC flag in LGBT colors at an LGBT rally in Seattle, I think, is VERY telling.
 
It also doesn't help that Wizards of the Coast has been pandering more and more to those communities, to the point that they introduced a transgendered character, as well as a nonbinary one. The part where they had a WotC flag in LGBT colors at an LGBT rally in Seattle, I think, is VERY telling.

It’s even leaking in to D&D.

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