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The business genius has learned the importance of social media in 2018.

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FrankPentangeli said:
Another point is, knowing Phil, there's a chance albeit small he'd completely make a cock of himself if this happened so why would you want to scupper that chance by reeeeeeeing on Twitter to him about taxes and masturbating in front of kids™ I'm pretty sure a guy who wrestled a match against a sex doll and a 7 year old girl isn't going to give a fuck that some guy that wants to play a few games owes taxes.
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It probably goes back further, but getting Phil's chair deal taken away probably "inspired" people to try similar things so they can get a pat on the back from other like minded detractors. Don't really get it either, it just lets Phil throw another pity party where he is actually telling the truth that detractors screwed him over.
 
Phil is 36.........what man stays up late at night drinking gin and watching wrestling ?????(the most pathetic sport in history) what gets me about any SAD bastard that watches this shite is they know its all acting (i hope)...wrestling is for kiddies if you are over 18 and watch this utter nonsense then i pity you. even the wrestlers are pussies they are just guys who are good at gym,love cocaine,and love pumping weights...most are probably gay. Man up and watch a real fight.
 
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T ANON. said:
Phil is 36.........what man stays up late at night drinking gin and watching wrestling ?????(the most pathetic sport in history) what gets me about any SAD bastard that watches this shite is they know its all acting (i hope)...wrestling is for kiddies if you are over 18 and watch this utter nonsense then i pity you. even the wrestlers are pussies they are just guys who are good at gym,love cocaine,and love pumping weights...most are probably gay. Man up and watch a real fight.
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The same type of guy who has a week long birthday party to ask children to pay his taxes
 
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HighTierGout said:
He has played 5 Yakuza games and still doesn't understand how to stream them? He shouldn't fucking talk in the main game cutscenes, it's okay to talk in the substories and in the rest of the game because they don't talk there, every single fucking time, i haven't seen once where DSP is quiet about a suspenseful/emotional cutscene to let it sink in, he always has to make a 12 year old stupid joke
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Phil is one of these people who can't stop talking, who don't know when to shut up. Because they are important and need all the spotlight there is, but don't know how to handle the actual spot center. Just watch his prestreams. No human being needs this much time to talk, except the narcissistic kinds. The ones who can't handle 3 seconds of silence or listening to the action right in front of them.

How is he even capable of talking up to the length of an entire movie each and every day? Or even better, he basically voice acts an entire movie, uncluding sound effects *snort* because he talks without any break.

And for what? Begging? Oh great, people love beggars!
For talking about what he will play? Nobody cares, they already know.
For listening how great Phil is and how every else is wrong? Nobody believes that.

Some people say: Phil talks a lot, but says very little. This is very true.
The only two things he achieves are: Ruining his voice even more because he has not the physical capabilities to talk on length. And burn off all the energy which he could have used for the actual fuckin gameplay.

I was under the heavy impressions "prestreams" exist to wait for the audience. So play some music, maybe interact a little bit with the incoming audience or use the time for an optional important announcement. All in all, around 5 minutes, 10 minutes top and then they play the game that was ment to be played.
Latelly I searched for "purpose of prestreams" and couldn't find anything! The only things that had something to do with livestreams were critics on DSPs long prestreams - and what people literally do before they stream (hi, Reddit!). This should tell you something, I guess.
 
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And for what? Begging? Oh great, people love beggars!
For talking about what he will play? Nobody cares, they already know.
For listening how great Phil is and how every else is wrong? Nobody believes that.
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Narcissism is part of it for sure, especially on that last point. I think general loneliness plays a huge role in his prestream rambling. Outside of those, Phil really doesn't have any conversations with people. He has no friends, and it sounds like he barely talks to Kat. I think him not wanting to actually play the games factors into it too. If it was anyone else but Phil, it might actually be a little sad, but then you remember he pushed all his friends away by being toxic and greedy. It rolls back around to being funny again when you realize Phil is talking to a bunch of people he doesn't even give a shit about unless they are giving him money.
 
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His prestreams are ridiculous....i saw my first yesterday (only tuned into see him get raped by the old hunters) 1 hour 15 mins just talking utter shite..i find Phil amusing most of the times but yesterday i actually got pissed with the guy (sad i know) it was infuriating...only his mentally challenged fans want hear that..and what does he do?? pussies out the first sign of a challenge...Fat twat.

He is already getting a juniper berry shaped nose....he is the first man i have ever known have Gin as his go to alcoholic beverage, Gin is famously called MOTHERS RUIN as women drink it a hell of a lot more than men do..i have had the odd gin n tonic but i mostly have it when i am full of lager and i need to switch to spirits on a night out...i do not drink in the house if you do that every night you HAVE A PROBLEM...drinking is a social thing once you start drinking spirits alone its a long and very slippy slope....
 
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He is already getting a juniper berry shaped nose....he is the first man i have ever known have Gin as his go to alcoholic beverage, Gin is famously called MOTHERS RUIN as women drink it a hell of a lot more than men do..i have had the odd gin n tonic but i mostly have it when i am full of lager and i need to switch to spirits on a night out...i do not drink in the house if you do that every night you HAVE A PROBLEM...drinking is a social thing once you start drinking spirits alone its a long and very slippy slope....
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Maybe people should be sending Phil substance abuse pamphlets instead of business magazines and cardboard penises
 
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  • 18 April, 2018 Prestream
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okay hello everybody what is going on everyone and welcome to the mowing haha I'm sure you can hear in the background my landscapers well I should say our landscapers are outside mowing the community right now so we're gonna hear some nice lawn tending noises this morning as I begin my first of two live streams how is everybody today oh wow excuse me well we're par for the course here today good morning everyone all right very nice so anyway there you guys thank you guys before being here for the very first stream of the day and today is going to be very exciting I hope you guys are excited for today's stream you may be wondering what's gonna happen what's going on well I have lots of updates actually for everyone in regards to today's streaming some big developments actually I've made a decision and we had some updates because of the events of last night's streaming so we've got a lot to talk about here on pre stream today okay guys mmm alright so guys um thank you very much for being here today is Wednesday April 18th 2018 that's right we are very closely and quickly approaching the end of April and boys I guarantee you it's gonna fly by because guess what folks tomorrow night is the premiere of God of War which I know you guys are excited for I'm excited for it we're all really pumped for this after kind of holding out all year waiting for one ginormous triple-a release to finally blow our socks off it looks like we may have it at least of all these reviews and reports are correct from people have been saying it looks like we're definitely gonna get it in the form of God of War but I guess we're gonna find out okay um so let me tell you guys about some of the updates going on with the streams because I'm sure you guys are gonna be excited to hear some of the news I have to share with you all right so first of all today's first stream right now is the God of War Redemption run continuing our now here's the thing if you've been following the playthrough you'll know that I gotten in the story all the way up to the forbidden woods I beat the forbidden woods and then I went to cainhurst and I completed cainhurst and then I started the nightmare frontier alright so right now I'm right smack dab in inside the nightmare frontier I don't 100% remember how much is left in it but I know there's still probably at least an hour of content in the nightmare frontier before it's wrapped up okay so then um that being said guys um there's a God of War Redemption run obviously I meant to say blood-borne Redemption run when the middle of the blood-borne Redemption run excuse me some people are saying I said God of War Redemption Ron haha so um that's where we are right now okay now I'm beginning lots of demand for the old hunters DLC but I wanted to be sure that I at least was at the level where when I go to this DLC it's fair and most people have said you should be probably level 60 to 70 to take on the old hunters DLC and I'm currently in the 60s so probably by the time that I get done with the nightmare frontier I'll probably be with 60 to 70 you know what I mean so that being the case I don't want to go to old hunters completely over leveled all right however sadly what's gonna happen here is no matter what I do when I return back to whatever I haven't done I'm gonna be over level so for example if I do old hunters when I go back to the main story of blood-borne I'm gonna be crazy over leveled same thing if I go on with the main story and go to burgeon Worth and take out rom and do all that when I go to old hunters I'll probably be over level so it's kind of like damned if you do damned if you don't no matter what I do I'm gonna end up being over leveled for one or the other all right mm hmm so it is what it is um but that's what we're gonna do so here's the plan all right a few plans number one finishing up nightmare frontier okay and then number two old hunters DLC okay that's what we're gonna do that's the plan now what I want to do all right so that means as soon as I finish the nightmare for here today yeah we're going to to figure out how to to the old hunters DLC I think there's an amygdala that grabs you just like effort nightmare frontier I think there's a different amygdala that teleports you there I'm not sure where it is but I have to find it or whatever okay um so there you go now also uh I've been mulling over swapping my weapons because I've been wanting to use another high skill usage weapon in the game or at least a weapon that skills with skill and if people haven't made some suggestions one of them is the one that I lean the crow gives you but you have to finish her plotline and I haven't finished her plotline okay yeah now another one that apparently I just unlocked but was not aware it's called the chikage it is a hybrid katana European sword apparently um and the reason that I could get it now is cuz I beat cainhurst apparently when you beat cainhurst you get the king hers badge and that allows you to actually buy the chikage sword from the vendor in the hunters dream however it costs 50,000 blood echoes and it has a minimum requirement of I believe it's 12 blood tinge which I don't have all right so that being said um I do want to think I want to use that sword however I need to up my blood change plus I have Evelyn I found the gun hand gun Evelyn um in cainhurst and that also needs a much higher blood change rating for me to using so I am going to be focusing on leveling blood change every single time I level up now it's gonna be blood tinge blunt edge blunt change until finally I'm at the level where I can use these weapons and then I'm going to I think switch over I mean I've used this threaded cane for the entirety of the playthrough so far and not to say that it hasn't worked because it did now that it's leveled up it's actually doing tons of damage to everything um but you know for variety sake I think I might want to switch it up and that way if I try the sword I don't like it I could always go back to the thread cane um so we'll see but that's kind of the plan I'm having right now is that I want to focus in on leveling blood tinge so that I can hopefully um use the Evelyn and use the chikage if it doesn't work out I'll just stick with the threaded cane but that's kind of the focus I have right now moving forward in blood-borne okay sounds good so there you go so the plan for blood-borne today finished nightmare frontier level up blood change head to the old hunters DLC and that's what a lot of people have been waiting for they saying you know you Phil you did not play the original you know you played the DLC only through the first segment never beat Ludwig first time around we want to see you do it so I'm excited I'm excited for this I want to see how it goes let's see how it goes today alright I don't know how far I'm gonna get today tonight folks my second stream which will start at 6:15 p.m. Pacific time is the premiere of Yakuza 6 the newly released jacuzzi game just came out yesterday and I didn't get the play on release day because I wanted to wrap up ninokuni 2 which I did I know a lot of people are surprised because they were like I had no idea that you were gonna finish ninokuni 2 so early um it's funny that they say so early I've been playing the game no life 40 hours and three weeks okay um actually more like three and a half weeks um but yeah see that's the thing with ninokuni is when you actually go back to the story the story advances very quickly so I was in the midst of doing ridiculous amounts of side content and I said well let me go back to the story next thing you know the story is over I beat the game so yeah neither Cooney two is done alright and that means tonight the premiere of Yakuza 6 it's already downloaded installed on my ps4 I'm excited to be premiering this game tonight on my second stream so I hope you guys will join me for that later tonight should be pretty fun okay now tomorrow is the special day guys because number one more than likely tomorrow the entirety of my blood-borne stream will be the old hunters DLC ok and depending on how well I do in it you know maybe I'll beat it tomorrow maybe I won't ok we'll have to see I've heard that there's some two of the bosses apparently in the blood-borne DLC are the most challenging that From Software's ever made now I don't know if that's just a gross overhyping an over-exaggeration or not but that's why I've been told okay so I guess we're gonna find out tomorrow alright because more than likely I probably won't get to those bosses today since apparently at the end of the DLC so we'll see tomorrow should be a focus only on old hunters and seeing if I can beat it okay um but tomorrow night Thursday night there will not be alright there will not be a typical second stream typical second stream for me mm-hmm is around 6:15 p.m. Pacific time I'm not doing that tomorrow okay there will not be a typical second stream now why well guys it's because tomorrow is the premiere the release of God of War that's right the game we're all waiting for right super hyped all the reviews are positive and I'm very excited to jump into this play through with you guys by all reports the game is 20 hours long just story 40 hours long or more if you do side content obviously I'm probably gonna be doing a mix of both so I'm very excited to start up this playthrough with you guys so I'm gonna do it as soon as it releases all right as soon as it releases when is it releasing 9 p.m. Pacific time tomorrow night so I will be probably starting up a stream around 8:30 p.m. to hype it up a little bit and then at 9 p.m. when it unlocks boo we're jumping right in the God of War it'll be about two hours if not a little bit more of the premiere night launch a night gameplay of God of War all right should be good and then I'm gonna be playing God of War all day Friday both of my gameplay streams will be God of War on Friday so within that one launch window day I'll be playing at least eight or more hours of god of war on stream for you guys I'm very exciting I am then guys Saturday is my day off I know you might be saying huh well that's kind of that's weird and deflating because you're just jumping into God of War this hype new playthrough you know why are you taking a day off well it's cuz I've been working eight straight days you know eight days without a break without grocery shopping with you know I need to take a little bit of time away here to spend some time with my girl to recharge my batteries and to you know do the necessary shopping around the house that I need to do so Saturday is my day off the good news all right the good news about this alright is that um if everything goes according to plan and everything works out well I think what's gonna happen is God people are going to be playing the hell out of God of War and for those of you who maybe want to play the game yourselves and not be spoiled by my playthrough alright a lot of people say well I love watch if you'll play these games I want to play it first and then watch his playthrough since I'm taking a day off on Saturday it may give many of you an opportunity to play way ahead of where I am in the game and then when I resume on Sunday you can come back to the stream saying you watch when you play because you were like okay I've already seen this so I'm not spoiled see what I mean so I think it actually is gonna give it's great because I'm released there people who are really here for the release day hike we can all be here together but then because I'm taking that day off right away those who want to get ahead of me so they're not spoiled won't be and then they could come back on Sunday and not be spoiled alright so Sunday I will be coming back - god of war will be my one major gameplay stream for Sunday and then next week this is the plan just so you guys know the rough plan god of war will be my main gameplay stream during every day and then at night time I'll be doing Yakuza 6 ok and that's kind of the rough idea now you may be saying now wait a minute Phil what happened to blood-borne I mean you're gonna be doing the old hunters DLC but you're still gotta finish it outright then you've got to do Bergen worth then you've got to do a old yharnam or not old arm excuse me oh the unseen village second run then once you get that you can unlock the upper cathedral ward which is the whole optional area with the aliens and every etis and then when you're done with that you got to go to the nightmare of mensis and then you got to finish the game you still got a lot left to go in blood-borne you know this isn't you know you're not done with the game you probably got two three four sessions left depending on how it goes so what is going on with that the answer I have for you guys is very simple okay blood-borne is going on hiatus blood-borne was always kind of the filler event this week to build us up to God of War that's always how I build it I never said Oh blood borne will be the main featured thing for several weeks it's it's basically the filler event which I knew people would love cuz people wanted to see me go back to blood-borne for a while but it's gonna go on hiatus during the course of the time when I'm playing God of War alright it's that simple now God of War as I said it's being reported to be a very long game so if God of War is as long as everyone is saying it could take me two weeks or more to beating okay but I am planning on doing God of War as my main gameplay stream every day there will be a couple exceptions I'm sure that first weekend so not the weekend of release coming up now but maybe the weekend after maybe I'll do an ultra street fighter 2 session just to break it up so we're not doing the same thing every single day all right and every once in a while if I feel you cruise the 6 is getting a little stale on the nighttime streams maybe I'll mix up a mixing a session of pub G here there all right so that's kind of the the the schedule for now is gonna be God of War during the daytime Yakuza at night every once in a while a little bit of variety with maybe Street Fighter or some pub G we're gonna keep doing that until God of War finishes when God of War finally completes then I'll be resuming the blood-borne Redemption run I fully expect if God of War is as long as everyone is reporting ok um probably we're not gonna see blood-borne return until very late April if not May alright so I'm just telling you guys up front okay I want this to be very transparent all right I'm not avoiding blood-borne it's not undocking the game and I don't want to finish it or I've dropped the redemption run that this was always the plan was to try to fill this week with hype to get people excited to come in and watch the blood-borne Redemption run but then when God of War started so that was gonna be the priority and then when I'm done with God of War I'm gonna go back to blood-borne all right so fYI just throwing this out there all right so you know ahead of time then I figure it'll be pretty exciting you've got a war finishes we go back to blood-borne for several days we get people still hyped on the streams a good start to May it could be good and then what I'm actually thinking is once I wrap up blood-borne okay and I may do like a more a more chill playthrough although the games that I'm thinking of probably aren't very chill I wanted to go back and play Dead Space 2 again at some point because right now it's a free for Xbox Live subscribers game and I am an Xbox Live subscriber so I'm thinking and getting that and doing a second run-through Dead Space 2 just for a nice survival horror style game um and or maybe one or two other things all right also in mid-may just so you guys know I am planning on possibly taking a couple or two to three days away from streaming alright why because I need some time away I do I've been working my butt off sometimes working eight straight days without a break for my voice or anything um and quite frankly you know my girlfriend cats lived with me for two months now over two months and we really don't have a lot of time to spend together I mean real talk here guys we don't I see her maybe a couple hours a day it's because we're both working adults so our schedules are very busy I'm always on streams she's always at work or when she's not at work a lot of the time she her schedule she has to get up early so she has to go to bed early and I don't get to see her that much so we want to spend a few days together maybe do some things around the house and get some stuff done here and you know spend some significant time and we can't really do that unless I set time to do it and I was taking a look at the schedule all right um I still you look at the schedule and it looks to me alright it looks to me like mid-may is incredibly slow all right it looks like mid-may is actually going to be a very slow time no releases at all there's like two entire weeks in May where there's not a single new release or at least they're not a single new release that I'm interested in so I'm thinking that would probably be the absolutely perfect time for me to take maybe two or three days away from streaming and then come back nice and rejuvenated and refreshed because if you guys aren't aware in late May we've got three ginormous new releases one is state of decay two one is Detroit become human and then the Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection which I'm planning to play on the living hell out of okay so all that being said um I just want to throw that out there for you guys alright I just want to let you know what's going on I'll have more details as we approach I mean world what long ways off we're probably about a month away from any of this happening um but I just want to give you the heads up just so you guys know what's going on but it would be perfect opportunity for me to do it now before we get too caught up in new releases and everything and then I get all burnt out and I feel all you know that's the worst when you're in the midst of a ridiculous amount of new games but you're I feel burnt out and tired you know because now it's like god I really want to be energetic for this stuff but I can't because I'm also worn out that's why I want to try to take this time off while I can before it gets too hectic with new stuff okay sounds good all right guys um alright so that is it that's a rough update on the schedules so we got the blood-borne you know Redemption run continuing today and tomorrow and a guarantee that after I finished the nightmare frontier we're going into the old hunters DLC which is what everyone wants to see and then tonight is the premiere of Yakuza 6 which is very exciting because we didn't know if that was gonna happen this week and then tomorrow night the premiere of God of War so we've got a ridiculous amount of great stuff coming up in the next week I hope you guys are excited for the streams cuz I certainly am alright so guys that's the gist of what I wanted to talk about today alright um very quickly if you guys aren't aware two notable departures from our plane of existence both Barbara Bush and Bruno Sammartino passed away in the past day so rest in peace to both of them great notable people who many people will miss there you go okay now guys let's very quickly do the plugs segment of my stream where I will cover you know the plugs duh and then we're gonna get the shout outs where I give you credit for your cheer subs and tips here on pre stream in fact I know the stream stats I need to update already because we already have some people cheering subbing and tipping so I need to get them up on the leaderboards okay sounds good alright guys uh first of all thank you guys very much for your support I mean this past week has been pretty amazing especially with the blood-borne Redemption run people have been coming out um to check it out my streams you know for the first time in a long time or maybe some people for the first time at all right oh thank you for that you know I appreciate any viewership that I get on stream or on the videos on YouTube keep in mind anything that I do here on stream I record and it goes uploading to my DSP gaming channel on youtube immediately following so if you miss any portion of any of my streams if you get caught up right away okay that being said if you enjoy these daily live streams and on-demand videos that I work on and you'd like to see this continue if you'd like to me go above and beyond just being a standard stream viewer or video watcher and and you like to contribute in a different way to ensure that I can keep doing this on a daily basis well there are many things that you can do allow me to go through some of those the first one is patreon ladies and gentlemen and if you guys aren't aware we did hit the subscriber goal for the month of April it was 450 subs and we hit it already now alright now as you can see subs are at 449 however we did get some new subs today so it might be up again but we did already hit it so regardless of the fact that it dipped a little bit we hit it so we're definitely doing the upcoming patrons Choice playthrough so what does that mean it means that I have a patreon you can check it out at patreon.com forward slash darkside fill and to your contributions to my monthly patreon Drive that helped me to keep doing this for a living you help defray the cost of doing this as a job for including cost of games cost of electricity cost of Internet cost of equipment alright but the cool thing about patreon is that your contributions earn you stuff that I give back perks levels their call and in particular the most the biggest perk level for this month if you pledge five dollars or more to my patreon by the end of April you're now gonna have the power to nominate and vote on a game that's going to be the next patrons Choice playthrough meaning it'll be a full playthrough determined by the voting and nominating of the patrons all right now you may say now wait a minute I'm sure phil has hundreds of patreon subscribers so mole five bucks what is that drop in a bucket you know my nomination my vote isn't gonna count I'm not gonna bother doing it no it's actually the complete and polar opposite in on average actually went back and started looking at previous patrons Choice events and on average ladies and gentlemen if you're not aware guys on average only about twenty to thirty people nominate and vote on games for these events that's it so just think about that only twenty to thirty people and if you're one of them that's a tremendous amount of power in fact the past event someone was like man I really don't think anyone's gonna care about this game but here it is and it ended up being like in the top three number of voted votes when people were actually voting on the games so that's what I mean like it's you don't understand how much power you get being a patron all right it's a tremendous amount of power just a few a small handful of people determinate playthrough that thousands of thousands of people will be watching on the internet live on stream and also on YouTube pretty crazy right all right so that being said guys all please check it out over at patreon.com forward slash darkside Phil certainly that perk is the best one for this month in my opinion being able to nominate and vote on games for this event but there's others too for example you can get your name put into a YouTube video as a shout-out thank you you can't get your questions answered on my bimonthly Q&A show ask the king which is coming up in only one week next week all the 26th of April is my next episode or you can even get a private Q&A video made where you ask me your own questions whatever and I will answer it in detail for like a fifteen to twenty five minute video just for you or it's up to you if you want to give that to your friends or share it with the world totally you're under your power alright so really awesome awesome uh perks if you check them out alright check it out over at patreon.com forward slash darkside Phil please consider contributing this month like I said a lot of people made me hold off and say yeah I'm not gonna contribute because I don't think that you know it's gonna matter this one this month it does it's a guarantee that the patrons Choice event is happening and it gives you crazy amount of power so please consider pledging alright number two alright number two my teespring stole which you could check out at teespring com forward slash stores a forward slash DSP gaming and tons of designs logos and artwork all made by my viewers and fans it's great quality stuff and I could personally attest to it because I own several of the shirts plus a mug plus a sweatshirt and it's all amazing stuff I love it okay so give it a look anything that you happen to buy from mighty spring shop I get a commission from helps me out and obviously you get a cool collectible in addition later this year it's not ready yet in fact it's probably not gonna be ready until the fall which is giving you guys the heads up much later this year there will be a tenth anniversary line of product that's gonna be going live there if you save 10th anniversary of what of me being a content creator for the Internet if you guys aren't aware I've been making gameplay videos for 10 years yeah can you believe it a decade of my life has gone towards doing this pretty nuts when you really think about it but hey ma'am that's how it goes right that's how it's been so yeah pretty sweet 10th anniversary stuff coming out later this year FYI alright but anyway guys give my teespring a look and I appreciate anything that you guys may uh you know buy from there helps me out okay thank you very much alright guys now last but certainly not least if you're here live on the stream and you're enjoying yourself and you've been looking forward to this old hunters run which I'm gonna start and you're getting hype and you're getting excited and you want to shout out during the stream there's three ways you can get a shout out during the stream the first would be to cheer with bits the second would be to subscribe to the channel the third would be to tip me just a hint guys if you are already an Amazon Prime member or a twitch Prime member okay right now there's a huge deal going on you can get five hundred bits for a dollar it's pretty much the cheapest they've ever been so if you ever wanted to get some bits to support you know anyone any streamer now would be the opportunity if you already twitch prime subscriber that is a huge discount alright so that being said guys cheering subbing or tipping will earn you a shout out during the string some criteria however and let me cover the criteria number one please be as concise as possible the shorter the better because when I'm doing a livestream with a lot of gameplay you know it's easy to read a short shout out and respond to it versus reading sentence after sentence after sentence if you give me a paragraph chances are I'm not going to read it and respond to it is at my discretion alright number two please be positive please no negative messages insults trying to stir the pot did you hear that this guy talks shit about you Phil I don't care and I don't want to hear that and I don't want to certainly don't want to see it in an attempted shout-out message and I'm not gonna respond to it alright so that being said um you know please stay as positive as possible alright um so there you go that's really the very general criteria in in general most people put yourself in tip Getty and we don't have a lot of problems it's just that there's a few bad eggs who purposely and try to stir the pot some people try to get me to say things that are inflammatory and stuff usually I'm good about catching it um every once in 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jump right into the shoutouts for today's stream all right so first of all guys as you know we're doing a subscriptions goal we've already hit the four hundred fifty subs goal in fact you know what let me take this opportunity since I'm now looking at it let's see well how many subs are up to right now we're up to four hundred fifty one so I'm gonna go ahead and update this right now so at least we have an accurate tally of where we're at okay 451 subs as you can see guys we're less than 25 subs away from hitting the monthly goal of 475 this is the tier 2 goal if we do obtain that goal I'll be putting together a funny video for you guys where I'm gonna go and get a silly product similar to how I did back in January with the waxvac ear wax remover what a freaking joke that was and I'm gonna do a silly DSP tries it video for you guys as a reward alright so we only need somewhat a few more selves it's not a big gap that we have here and the fact that god of War's coming out you who'sa 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rules listed there which I very strongly recommend you read before we get started here but there's also a section that says tips there's a picture of me posing with Pokemon and if you click on that picture it'll take you to my tips page where you can either leave an anonymous tip or you could leave your name and a message if you'd like when I get those aforementioned shout outs on stream okay now if you don't see any of that information it's cool you may be on a mobile version of the site and it doesn't usually display that stuff instead you can just type exclamation point tip into the stream chat and nightbot which is our moderation bot will bring up the link you can click on that and that'll take you to the tips page directly okay there you go guys all right um so that is it let's now get to shout outs and I'm gonna be updating the leaderboard now based on you know all of your contributions so far so let's jump right into it let me scroll all the way down here so first of all I'd like to give an overnight shout out thank you to gold and Colts when I was not streaming last night he came into the stream and in a 65 bitch here thank you very much as always for your ongoing support golden Colts very much appreciated okay ma'am now as for people who contributed during today's stream we started out with hippo stabber who did a 40-bit cheer thank you very much hippo stab her for that then we had might foxy who subscribe to the channel thank you might foxy for the sub I appreciate that and then might foxy took me $5 and since all the final trailer for Jurassic world fallen Kingdom I'll know I have now well I think it dropped today I think I saw someone talking about that on Twitter this morning but I have not seen it so the answer is no um and I don't even know when the movie comes on assuming the summer I was just assuming the summer is when it's coming out but uh but yeah I will probably give it give it a look maybe later today when I get a chance thank you for the tip in the sublight foxy and then Mike foxy gifted it's up to Samuel bra bra Mahan 7 now Samuel has been very patiently waiting he heard that you know that this last weekend there was a very generous person who had coming to the stream and was gifting a bunch of subs out okay so Samuel really wanted to sell but he can't afford and he was like man I hope maybe I could get in at one day when someone's gifting subs he's asking every day finally today was his day my Tifa our Mike Fox excuse me like Suzy Mike foxy I can't read this guy's name for some reason Mike foxy gifted himself so congratulations to Samuel you were finally in the right place at the right time there you go congratulations to you okay shout out to Alex master who did a 50 bitch here and he said at some point during the stream you should follow up on Alfred at the castle if you haven't done so also I think you missed an npc Eileen the crow the central yharnam lantern no no I did find Eileen and later on I helped her out with the Henrik hunt but that's the last thing that I've done with her if I remember correctly isn't there like another one or two legs of her quest and then finally you have a showdown with her in the same Cathedral where you fought vicar Amelia right I think that's correct I could be wrong maybe it's not maybe you fight a different hunter in there I'm trying to remember I don't 100% remember but I know there's like a showdown in that vicar Amelia area and then it's the end of Eileen's plotline so but I don't know where she is right now I don't know where they moved her um so I'm a little uncertain there in addition as for Alfred is he I'm assuming he's at cainhurst now that's probably why they put the lantern in the room with the violet Queen so I guess maybe I should go check out Alfred um yeah I guess so okay so when I get a chance you know right now I'm in the nightmare frontier maybe when I finish with the nightmare front here I'll go check up on those and try to figure them out and and you go from there okay all righty oh btw t56 cheer he said I got you see you got a response from Kenny Omega that's awesome yeah last night Kenny I see I think is I don't really follow a lot of people on Twitter but I do read Twitter trends okay so I'm actually well aware that a lot of WWE wrestlers are gamers and not only WWE but New Japan Pro Wrestling and the Indian a lot in these circuits there's a lot of wrestlers who I respect and appreciate who are very big video gamers one of them was actually alistair black last week he tweeted that he finally beat far cry 5 and he hated the ending and i tweeted him back I'm like yeah dude everyone hates the ending there's two endings they both kind of suck so it's like a tremendously good game when it comes to gameplay then the story is just like really underwhelming and okay but Kenny Omega is a huge fan of Street Fighter in Capcom in general like he follows all the different Capcom games and he really loves fighting games and he's done exhibition matches against people before and stuff like that so yesterday he actually uh he actually put up a post about it was Cody's birthday if you're not aware Cody is a character from final fight who then found himself later on in the Street Fighter Alpha series and of course he was in Street Fighter 4 so he post this up I'm like wow I saw this in my Twitter trains I'm like that's kind of cool man he really is like a super fan like me like he's totally into the capcom ball fighting game lore and stuff so I actually tweeted him back there and I was like hey man I'm just curious if you're getting the Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection you know coming up because it has so many classic games and I know that you're a longtime fan of Street Fighter like I am and I would maybe even like to run a couple sets against you if you get any free time you know would be pretty cool thing and he actually responded back this morning he's like yeah I'm probably getting either either on ps4 switch are both and you know there's so many games in the collection it would probably be a lot of fun to play against yeah so cool I was like alright sounds good so I guess we'll see what happens I mean the guy's a very busy guy he's one of the top wrestlers in Japan right now so uh I know he's gonna have a crazy busy schedule but like I told you guys with this upcoming ah this upcoming street fighter collection all right well it's gonna be pretty nuts I get the feeling a lot of people are gonna be experiencing classic Street Fighter for the very first time being that it's gonna be on modern consoles um and I quite frankly guys and makind about the mindset that I'm very open-minded here I'm almost thinking I'm not really announcing this yet but I've got an idea all right the DSP open challenge where I will take on plumbers from every ah you know from every kind of area whether it's pro players whether it's casual players whether it's you know celebrities anyone who wants to play old-school Street Fighter with me I'd be more than happy to sit down and play a couple sets man mmm you know I'd be totally cool with that especially in this upcoming collection at least with Super Street Fighter 2 turbo and third strike 35 three third strike I know I'm really good elbow three as I've said from the get-go I'm not very good at that game and so therefore if there is a game I'm probably gonna get my ass handed to me repeatedly it's gonna be alpha 3 because I'm not very good at it well I would be thrilled to play you this collection with you know any kind of people are we pretty cool cuz you know I used to do this way back in the day when she fighter 4 released I actually had a few sets with players such as free one out and the King King dream now that was on bejeweled was and by the way back then my internet was way worse than it is now you know it was just a very different situation um but I would love to challenge other youtubers to challenge pro players to challenge like I said people who are into other stuff like Pro Wrestling if anyone wants to play uh in this collection against me I am totally down for a few you know fun sets I am all about friendly competition and you know having that kind of honorable challenge you know so I'm down you know we'll see what happens I've already announced that I'm going to be holding some open lobbies mm-hmm after the game releases well I'll have people who just want to play me are able to come into the lobby and challenge me and play against me in these games so you know maybe that could be an opportunity or if there's obviously someone who's more notable who has a busy schedule like maybe Kenny wants to play me or he has some time to play and maybe he's gonna do an open lobby or something I'll try to join him you know and see what happens so alright so there you go should be pretty interesting we'll see how it goes come may you know a very end of May and of course June is probably what I'll be playing the hell out of that collection so yeah all right shout out to FAC 3:16 fac 3:16 who cheered 25 bits and says are you hyped for the Yakuza 6 cam girl minigame I know nothing about this and you've just spoiled the game how dare you how dare you spoil your Cuza sex now I'm it's you know what the playthroughs off to leave the game off my ps4 I'm not gonna play it now cuz you spoiled I odd there's no reason there's literally no reason for me to play it you've completely spoiled the surprise it's over alright so tonight instead I'm gonna be let's see tonight instead we're gonna do something nice and boring let's see what should we do you guys could watch me Whittle some wood alright I'll Whittle some wood for about 2 hours on stream i'm kidding i'm absolutely kidding but please guys understand especially with the games I haven't played please don't spoil I had no idea there was any kind what kind of minigames are in your who's a six or whatever so please don't spoil I would like to actually play the game legitimately tonight and you know I don't know if I doubt the minigames gonna unlock that really in the game in the first two hours anyway but still you understand you know it's kind of its kind of a deflation when you're pumped for a new release and then you go to play and someone already told you all about it like son of a bitch so please no spoilers alrighty um Hippos stabber um just cheered and said you should talk about free prime itself and how to do it as well my do alright well here's the thing about stabber I don't know about that I for one to understand if you have never signed up for Amazon Prime or twitch prime before I guess there's a free trial but I don't know about that process I don't want to talk about something I don't really understand um I don't know if it requires you to sign up you know what I mean like a lot of all you get a free month but you have to give your credit card information upfront I don't know I don't know I haven't done it and I don't understand it so I'm not gonna our shit up my bowels I start talking about something I don't know but yeah I mean a lot of people were like oh Phil said you get 500 bits for a dollar but that's only for twitch prime I'm not part of twitch prime well guess you there's a free trial but I don't know the ins and outs about that okay alright alright shut up - a turtle named paw we just did a 50 bit cheer and said you seem to really be enjoying the blood-borne playthrough are you ready for the old hunters and the secrets within um well here's the thing here's the thing eternal napalm and this is the God's honest truth when I played the DLC of the old hunters back in fall actually was November November of 2015 yes 2015 is when blood-borne came out so three years ago I didn't want to play it I actually did not want to play the DLC I told everyone I don't want to play this I'm in the middle of fallout 4 a.m. which at the time I was really just you know immersed in the world of Fallout 4 and I didn't want to stop playing it I wanted to keep going with fallout 4 and I didn't want to interrupt my ongoing playthrough of the game okay now admittedly at the time that the blood-borne DLC came out I remember it was Thanksgiving week that year and um I had already been playing Fallout 4 for about two weeks so a lot of people were had been burnt out on Fallout 4 I was now I was still full steam ahead wanted to keep playing it but some people were just burn out and they wanted to see me do this blood-borne DLC and they nagged and they poked in ain't prati and I kept saying no I'm not gonna do it no I don't want to do it I'm not gonna do I'll do it later just leave me alone but they kept hammering me I'm trolling me and every day stream chat would be flooded with play the blood-borne DLC and finally I was like fine if you guys are really gonna annoy me this much I'm just gonna do it so I could do it get out of the goddamn way so I could go back to doing what I want to do so I did I played it for two sessions I didn't like it because I didn't want to play it I wasn't in the mood for blood-borne keep in mind I it wasn't like now where I'm going through blood-borne from the start and I was all refreshed to rejuvenate it on the gameplay in the controls or anything like that I actually had just resumed where where I had left off after beating the game I played a new game plus level which people insisted I do to make it challenging which was a big fucking mistake because I hadn't played the game all year and basically I had a bad time I played it for two days I didn't like it at all I was upset that I had to spend time playing this fucking thing when I didn't want to and pretty much it was just a big negative trolling session where people were just like being real nasty to me about not liking it and not doing good in it and then I got through the first boss Ludwig and I tried to beat him for about two hours and I couldn't I said fuck this I'm not playing this anymore like seriously I just didn't want to do this to begin with and if you guys are gonna be nasty and just you know be like this to me at a time when I didn't want to play this I wanted to keep doing fault I'll screw it and I finished it and I never went back to it you know now let's be honest guys let's be very honest I was in a different place in 2015 if you guys remember all right 2015 was a very very bad year just think of some of the shit that happened to me in 2015 all right number one false copyright strikes out the ass this was before I was live streaming on Twitch I was just doing live streaming his fan service I didn't make any money doing it my all my income was based on YouTube ad revenue and I have been trolled by two different people who had submitted fan art and stream introduction you're like like video packages for me who had then went so and went and claimed copyright on them on YouTube which by the way was completely false but because YouTube's copyright system was completely automated back then I got struck with multiple strikes and ESP gaming almost got shut down it's what I ended up having to do was I had to delete all the priests streamed videos for like two years because they all had used fan art and I was like damn anyone could have been a sleeper agent of these assholes posting up fan art telling me I have permission to use it just to go back on their word alright so that being said um my youtube channel DSP gaming plummeted and lost tons of revenue if first of all I completely fell out of the youtube search rankings alright so I got no views from anyone who was searching for hot new releases you know fallout 4 I know I didn't even show up even though I was one of the most hype people to play the game I didn't even show up playing fallout 4 and because people had screwed me over with these false copyright strikes so number one I had tons of revenue loss and I was afraid I wasn't gonna be able to keep doing this as a job so already I was in a bad mind say then by the way in 2015 I also got swathi alright and if you guys remember during this period of time what happened was after I got swatted basically you know my ex-girlfriend and I had to completely cancel our plans to go to her brother's wedding her brother had a wedding on the East Coast and we were invited and we were gonna go and then after we got swatted and then her dad got swatted we were like damn no one is safe not only are they attacking us they're attacking other family members now what happens if we go to this wedding and the wedding gets swatted right that would ruin something that's supposed to be a perfect happy event for two people who have nothing to do with me so obviously I wasn't gonna be a part of that and we had to cancel the whole trip and everything so and by the way the wedding was that week of fallout 4 and all that going on so all this really negative nasty shit happened to me in 2015 I was in a totally different mindset back then you know now I'm way more positive I'm more open-minded I'm Way more responsive to your guys and your feedback as you guys know I'm wee more interactive things are a lot better now than they were back then that was just a really bad time for me quite frankly so when people were being so nasty to me about this DLC and I was just like fuck this I don't even want to do it but I'll grudgingly do it and then I fucking you know ended up do it going through the way dude it just looked a really bad taste in my mouth and so for years I just don't ever want to go back I don't want to go back and play blood-borne I don't want to do the DLC fuck it leave it right now I'm in a much different place mm-hmm and after doing Redemption runs right in well Redemption run in Dark Souls one last year and then replaying Dark Souls 2 and then doing the scholar of the first sin Edition last summer I said alright you know what fair enough umm I think I'm gonna go back to blood-borne and now now I'm playing blood-borne as you know a Redemption run and I'm not grinding right and I'm doing parrying better than my first run are you kidding me like that first run mmm from years and years ago um I barely parried at all I didn't even really understand the usage of guns at all I didn't understand timing for parries or anything now I'm pairing boss it leaves you guys see the master leg areas fight from yesterday right that was pretty amazing like even I impressed myself cuz you know I was really you know toughing it out I'm at the end of the fight and it's curbing the end he's coming at me boom parry don't incident executed him with a visceral and I mean holy shit and I'm doing that a lot you know so I'm having a ton of fun with this game I'll be honest with you guys I'm actually having way more fun with this run of blood-borne then I did 3 years ago and sadly I hate to say I wish that three years ago I was in the place where I am now much happier place a more positive place because now I'm more open-minded I'm taking my time and I'm understanding the game and having fun with it and you know back then it was very different it was a very different time and experience for me I still very much felt like I was isolated I do ignore the streams yeah to avoid spoilers instead I'm just gonna be actually I was sitting in an isolation booth when I video game it was very weird alright um but I have I'm having a ton of fun now you know so here's the thing you know now I'm going into old hunters with a completely different mindset I've been playing blood-borne for four days straight right Friday Sunday Monday Tuesday yesterday's will be the fifth day um I am now used to the controls I'm used to the gameplay you know heading into the dlc now I'm a quill equipped for it versus back then I hadn't even played the game all year and I didn't even want to play so it's kind of night and day from that first time oh by the way I'm not gonna foolishly start the dlc at new game+ like I did last time that was a really stupid move okay that was a really stupid move so now I'm gonna be doing it at the normal level and we're gonna see how it goes you know people are telling me the last two bosses the DLC are some of the hardest if not the hardest in the entire firm software's here he's fair enough I'll give it a stab and honest to try we'll see what goes on here if I can beat it by tomorrow we'll find out I guess right okay alright shout out to Jack Spartacus Jack Spartacus just cheered and he said Far Cry fives ending sucked I hope God whores and is not some shit like that yeah you know one of the one of the most disappointing things that can happen in gaming alright he's when sadly you play through a game that otherwise is quite good right you're having a good time you're enjoying yourself and then the ending calms and the ending stinks you know and with in the case of Far Cry 5 there were two possible endings and both of them were negative it's like what were they thinking there you know and especially for the amount of the content that Far Cry 5 has and the fact that you get hooked on it and play it for as long as you guys I did like for me I played it for 30 40 hours I think to get that ending is like come on man really like you couldn't do better than that I mean I understand they wanted to go for like a kind of very dark almost like Twilight Zone ending but come on man you know I invested a ton of time working into it and then you're gonna give me that for the ending you know what I mean like that's really disappointing so I guess we'll see hopefully all right hopefully hopefully knock on wood God award not only has amazing green gameplay that holds up throughout the course of the game but also it doesn't fizzle out at the end and have a shit ending cuz that would be one of the worst you know the game's amazing and then the ending it wish you didn't even see it right okay um so I think I'm now covered all the shoutouts guys it looks like eternal napalm and alex master both did 50 bits years so i guess you guys will be tied for the top sheer today let me update the leaderboard here and certainly it doesn't mean that someone that obviously can blow them out really quickly i mean 50 bits is is very low on a second here shit there we go so you guys up on the leaderboard getting credit and uh you know reminder guys I will be keeping a running tally of subs so you know every once in a while I'll check total subs and see how we're doing and I'll update the leaderboard and we are pushing towards 475 is the goal and also you know top cheer and top tip will be updated right now top cheers only 50 bits and both Alex mastering an eternal need plumber tied for the top cheer top tip is currently might foxy with $5 okay I guess I also should take this opportunity to give a shout out on to mr. swaggins who did who is the weekly cheerleader right now as well as the very best who's second place and be my eyes who's in third okay all right that is it guys thank you very much for being patient hope you enjoyed all the stuff we talked about on pre stream it is now time to start four plus hours of blood bond here on the stream hold on shout out to crazed count of or crazed county board just subscribe to the channel for the fifth month in a row thank you for the five months of ongoing support crazed carnivore I appreciate that there's the celebratory burp for your result thank you sir oh my god thank you very much alright that is it guys let us now begin blood-borne like I said we're resuming the nightmare frontier and then once that's done probably I'll go see Alfred I'll try to level up my blood change maybe look for Eileen and then we're going right into the old hunters DLC which I don't remember how to access so I'm gonna have to try to figure it out I don't remember okay alright guys that's it let's do this yeah
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Either way he should get to the doctors if it keeps happening. Don't like the bloke but don't want to see him too ill. That or lay off the gin for a bit.
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I know just the thing to cure you of your Feels; Go actually tell him that, you'll either get a "Thanks but I'm totally fine, I can handle it" and you go about your day, or you get the trademarked "lol you don't know what you're talking about [insane rant about how he knows best what's going to happen going to a doctor so there's no point because he already knows everything] okay? idiot" and you'll never feel bad for him again.

I'd number the chances around 20% normal person response, 80% condescending egobag response, since he does the latter when he's in a bad mood (he's fucking always in a bad mood nowadays, even his playthroughs have been the angriest ever for the past 1½ years.)
 
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This is unrelated to anything going on at the moment, but I just wanted to note that Phil really thinks his Darksyde moniker is just the coolest thing ever:


Phil Darksyde #4 EVO #1 NA 2005
 
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