Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

[Cocktimus prime]

Yeah he didn't go on and on about how KoP is a swell fella who was cyberbullied so much on the interwebz.

I'm borderline convinced special k is actually zoom and this whole thing is one big psyop to troll the ibs community

 

[GS 281]

@VerySpecialK has been removed from discussion.

 

[George Orwell]

^
George Orwell can confirm that. Thats because of the information flow. That is one of a few people who told me about this guy. I never said a *friend*(I personally don't know this individual, I said "I know a few people that know him". Don't put words into my mouth.

Woah now, I only know who you are because you messaged me links so that I could link them in a stream I was moderating. Don't drag me in to this 'tism storm. Zoom is a creep for sure, but you need to get a grip dude.

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

Woah now, I only know who you are because you messaged me links so that I could link them in a stream I was moderating. Don't drag me in to this 'tism storm. Zoom is a creep for sure, but you need to get a grip dude.

The only proof we've seen of ZOOM possibly being Pedophilic is his by-mouth claim (Just like Ross) and a creepy recording of him slobbering on some girl over voice. Nothing else substantially pins it. I'm actually getting worn out with the pedo shit and the high virtue haling people keep doing on this shit. (Not on this fourm, but rather on streams.)

 

[Cocktimus prime]

The only proof we've seen of ZOOM possibly being Pedophilic is his by-mouth claim (Just like Ross) and a creepy recording of him slobbering on some girl over voice. Nothing else substantially pins it. I'm actually getting worn out with the pedo shit and the high virtue haling people keep doing on this shit. (Not on this fourm, but rather on streams.)

Seriously the more I think about it the more I think zoom is engaging in some sort of weird troll campaign. All the shit coming out about him has been from friends he had and this most recent stream just felt like some sort of performance art schtick. He used the perfect bait for the ibs crowd to get them as riled up as possible and then strung them along for like 6 hours with different screen cap and then the chick waffling back and forth on coming on. Then around the same time this special k guy shows up out of nowhere telling everyone zoom is super haxxor leet gov contractor and that we need to look out. It's all real suspicious

 

[George Orwell]

Seriously the more I think about it the more I think zoom is engaging in some sort of weird troll campaign. All the shit coming out about him has been from friends he had and this most recent stream just felt like some sort of performance art schtick. He used the perfect bait for the ibs crowd to get them as riled up as possible and then strung them along for like 6 hours with different screen cap and then the chick waffling back and forth on coming on. Then around the same time this special k guy shows up out of nowhere telling everyone zoom is super haxxor leet gov contractor and that we need to look out. It's all real suspicious

You're going too deep. These people are not that sophisticated.

 

[Cocktimus prime]

You're going too deep. These people are not that sophisticated.

Thing is it doesn't require sophistication just a sock on here and some posts on /cow/

 

[George Orwell]

Thing is it doesn't require sophistication just a sock on here and some posts on /cow/

I've had a conversation with Zoom, and with Special K, separately of course, and they are definitely not the same person. Special K is just some random goof.

And as much as it pains me to admit it, I sat through 100% of the pertinent streams over the past 3 days. I heard all of the arguments, all of the changes and fluctuations of vocal tone and cadence based on Zoom's emotional distress levels, and reviewed all of the available "data".
Whether he (zoom) is guilty or not is irrelevant to the fact that he is "in this", so to speak.

If he is a troll, he is at a level beyond the best actor I've ever seen. Beyond that, to troll about pedophilia is probably one of the more dangerous games you could play online. There are so many ways it could blow up in your face, and really no ways for it to end well.

I just can't buy the troll narrative.

Edit: but I'm getting off topic, so that's really the last I care to say about it here

 

[Cocktimus prime]

I've had a conversation with Zoom, and with Special K, separately of course, and they are definitely not the same person. Special K is just some random goof.

And as much as it pains me to admit it, I sat through 100% of the pertinent streams over the past 3 days. I heard all of the arguments, all of the changes and fluctuations of vocal tone and cadence based on Zoom's emotional distress levels, and reviewed all of the available "data".
Whether he (zoom) is guilty or not is irrelevant to the fact that he is "in this", so to speak.

If he is a troll, he is at a level beyond the best actor I've ever seen. Beyond that, to troll about pedophilia is probably one of the more dangerous games you could play online. There are so many ways it could blow up in your face, and really no ways for it to end well.

I just can't buy the troll narrative.

Edit: but I'm getting off topic, so that's really the last I care to say about it here

We're getting way off topic so this is the last I'll post about it but I'm faced with two possibilities as far as this zoom shit goes

Zoom is a governmen spook who was originally taking down cp but used his position to download cp to watch for himself and with his gf and this spook hacker was taken down when he decided to openly admit this to people on a website pretty much no one has heard of
Or
He's a jackass with a group of friends trolling a community who jumps at the chance to "take down" online pedos

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

trolling a community who jumps at the chance to "take down" online pedos

That's the thing. They don't actually take down these pedos. They talk about having all this circumstantial evidence, written and vocal confession... Screenshot proof, blah blah blah. It goes on and on. But what are they -really- doing at the end of the day?

Look at how much donations rolled in just to have their voice heard on the retort or kumite for example, 10,25,50 bucks, didn't matter. They get big bucks in their pocket, and the views means more via A) ad revenue or B) views which produces those hot clicks they need to expand their audience just for that shitty tactic.

IBS and this shit is getting on my nerves at this point because it's a cash grab in the end. But I refuse to shill a single cent.

Edit: Oh and I forgot to mention how they'll staple their Patreon on the descriptors for extra shilling. If it wasn't for gain, they'd actually do something.

 

[neger psykolog]

That's the thing. They don't actually take down these pedos. They talk about having all this circumstantial evidence, written and vocal confession... Screenshot proof, blah blah blah. It goes on and on. But what are they -really- doing at the end of the day?

Look at how much donations rolled in just to have their voice heard on the retort or kumite for example, 10,25,50 bucks, didn't matter. They get big bucks in their pocket, and the views means more via A) ad revenue or B) views which produces those hot clicks they need to expand their audience just for that shitty tactic.

IBS and this shit is getting on my nerves at this point because it's a cash grab in the end. But I refuse to shill a single cent.

Edit: Oh and I forgot to mention how they'll staple their Patreon on the descriptors for extra shilling. If it wasn't for gain, they'd actually do something.

That's kind of my issue with the whole thing.

Even if this guy legit watched child pornography, that would mean he possessed child pornography on his computer.
What do you think the first thing someone would do if they were accused live on stream with 2000 viewers of possessing child pornography and they actually had child pornography?

I'll give you a clue:

Also, none of the evidence would probably ever be used in court and not only that recording people's conversations without their permissions in certain states is illegal.

 

[George Orwell]

Question about KoP for those of you who have been here longer than myself: When did you discover the sock accounts and merge them together on here? Reading through his old posts where he is white knighting for himself in the 3rd person is pretty amusing, but I lack the deep lore.

Anyone care to give me a TLDR?

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

What do you think the first thing someone would do if they were accused live on stream with 2000 viewers of possessing child pornography and they actually had child pornography?

I'll give you a clue:

Also, none of the evidence would probably ever be used in court and not only that recording people's conversations without their permissions in certain states is illegal.

Right in the microwave, and bury it. Yeah. But I've known dumber pedophiles-- That's the thing. This shit is getting annoying and just shines a light on a roach you'd rather catch in the act. You know, put a roach motel down and let the fucker die in their own squalor. But no, none of these cash hungry mother fuckers or people trying to make a "career" off of IBS and Kumite level shit like Bryan don't have half a brain for that.

And that is what is most irritating to me; The fact they blow everything into the water like a stick of dynamite for one fish. One measely fish. This is tipping off a bunch of people now, you get me? People will be keeping their heads down just so they don't get Cross-haired and doing EXACTLY like you described.

Edit:

Question about KoP for those of you who have been here longer than myself: When did you discover the sock accounts and merge them together on here? Reading through his old posts where he is white knighting for himself in the 3rd person is pretty amusing, but I lack the deep lore.

Anyone care to give me a TLDR?

Okay, Bryan originally came to the site as Fedoramanman. Where he whiteknighted himself into oblivion and people figured out who he was by him stupidly verifying who he was to the mods. From there, he eventually wound up with a ban and made the first sock account. which devolved into another. All of which came with him posting in his usual habits and "revenge rating" things he disliked. He made himself very fucking obvious.

Null got sick of it, so in order to appease the autist they linked all the accounts together but put Bryan's dox as his main information and any new account he made would get linked to his main account, right?

Well, recently he tried to sock again, which I think was summarized in this thread, whiteknighting himself in the spergiest way possible. It was found out in ten minutes it was him and Null, being the saint he is. Hit Bryan with a C&D, barring him from the site for his sheer addled autism.

 

[George Orwell]

Fantastic, thank you

Edit: I'm reading through his thread now and having myself a pretty good time. KoP has popped his head into every live stream that will have him, so I have known about him and his general exceptionalism for a while, but nothing like this.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Fantastic, thank you

Edit: I'm reading through his thread now and having myself a pretty good time. KoP has popped his head into every live stream that will have him, so I have known about him and his general exceptionalism for a while, but nothing like this.

Of note are the two or three times that Bryan begged to return to the Farms during his ban--when you get to the pertinent times in this thread, you'll see some other kiwifarms threads linked. Definitely, absolutely, totally read those threads.

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

Of note are the two or three times that Bryan begged to return to the Farms during his ban--when you get to the pertinent times in this thread, you'll see some other kiwifarms threads linked. Definitely, absolutely, totally read those threads.

I had forgotten to mention that, Bryan had a penchant for making threads with half information and half truths that lead and delved into screeching on his end and fucking Upton's of hilarity. Definitely a must do on the Bryan tour guide.

 

[George Orwell]

Of note are the two or three times that Bryan begged to return to the Farms during his ban--when you get to the pertinent times in this thread, you'll see some other kiwifarms threads linked. Definitely, absolutely, totally read those threads.

I had forgotten to mention that, Bryan had a penchant for making threads with half information and half truths that lead and delved into screeching on his end and fucking Upton's of hilarity. Definitely a must do on the Bryan tour guide.

I'm about 30 pages in to the main thread and I've read a thread in the "spergatory" section. I was pretty indifferent to this goofball until now. And it's like everyone in the thread was trying to tell him : He is doing it to himself. If at ANY point, he had just shut the fuck up and gone and touched himself or something, he wouldn't have a 130 page thread about him. He is uniquely exceptional, and really is his own worst enemy.

Let me ask you guys, is there anyone else like him? Obviously there are years worth of threads, and you have people like Phil who are just natural cows, but is there anyone else like KoP who was pretty much below the radar and decided to come in here, put a tire around their neck, and set that bitch ablaze?

 

[GethN7]

I'm about 30 pages in to the main thread and I've read a thread in the "spergatory" section. I was pretty indifferent to this goofball until now. And it's like everyone in the thread was trying to tell him : He is doing it to himself. If at ANY point, he had just shut the fuck up and gone and touched himself or something, he wouldn't have a 130 page thread about him. He is uniquely exceptional, and really is his own worst enemy.

Let me ask you guys, is there anyone else like him? Obviously there are years worth of threads, and you have people like Phil who are just natural cows, but is there anyone else like KoP who was pretty much below the radar and decided to come in here, put a tire around their neck, and set that bitch ablaze?

He's as I stated earlier, an inept attention whore.

He wants to be noticed, and he's so autistic about it he's willing to do the dumbest shit, even if he's hated for it, simply because he wants attention, and hate is still attention.

 

[Cocktimus prime]

That's the thing. They don't actually take down these pedos.

I agree man they sit there and act righteous and holier than thou for being upset about something pretty much no one is ok with then turn their streams into a " who can be more outraged" sperg fest. That's why I used the sarcastic " " on take down.

I'm about 30 pages in to the main thread and I've read a thread in the "spergatory" section. I was pretty indifferent to this goofball until now. And it's like everyone in the thread was trying to tell him : He is doing it to himself. If at ANY point, he had just shut the fuck up and gone and touched himself or something, he wouldn't have a 130 page thread about him. He is uniquely exceptional, and really is his own worst enemy.

Let me ask you guys, is there anyone else like him? Obviously there are years worth of threads, and you have people like Phil who are just natural cows, but is there anyone else like KoP who was pretty much below the radar and decided to come in here, put a tire around their neck, and set that bitch ablaze?

All cows are similar but no two are really the same. The most interesting part about Bryan though is his actions don't seem spurned on by autism or something like that but a self destructive addiction to e fame ive likened it to a gambling addiction.

Edit: just for some more Bryan details as well he has a habit of name dropping bigger and more important people than him to try and scare people who don't know him. He does this with metokur and he did it on here with dynastia

 

[Done]

Question about KoP for those of you who have been here longer than myself: When did you discover the sock accounts and merge them together on here? Reading through his old posts where he is white knighting for himself in the 3rd person is pretty amusing, but I lack the deep lore.

Anyone care to give me a TLDR?

@Star Galactics already did a good summary, but I will try to go a bit more in detail because Bryan's saga is quite sprawling, with bits of it missing now for various reasons. This is also meant to give a basis for anyone to add to the OP (which now looks bare considering the drama that happened) or write a Lolcow wiki article. I am tagging in the pertinent people to enable quick corrections of the record, this is mostly stream of consciousness at this point, and will probably be corrected once I fact-check the timeline.

• Thread is opened (in fucking 2015!), goes on for like, 2 pages and dies.
  
• @BoingBoingBoi bumps the thread on May 9th 2017, the thread continues for a bit because of Bryan's involvement with the Sons of Kojima, a then-prominent group of autistic DSP A-Logs (SoK thread), Bryan was by then a 5-month old member on here.
• Literally the same day, Bryan comes in and whiteknights himself, his identity then was unknown to the thread occupants, but had already revealed himself on the DSP thread.
• Hilarity and history ensues almost immediately, leading to Bryan getting nailed through 2 separate methods (due to his DOB matching his profile, and @theralph posting caps of him talking as himself in the DSP thread), which eventually lead to his official verification. In the background, Bryan's feud with @BSV, who was then Phil's biggest fan, bodyguard and financial provider, rapidly escalates due to Bryan falsely calling him a pedophile with no evidence (see a trend there?), said escalation includes Bryan buying tickets to Norway and posting weightlifting videos lmao.
  
• @BSV comes into the thread, seething with rage, makes an extremely long post (it had a table of contents lol), and is promptly mocked by the userbase, things escalate to the point of Bryan making a thread on him, with possibly one of the most misleading OPs I have ever seen, triggering Vidar even more, this results in over 90 pages of people calling him a pedo, and him raging as a result.
• The Sons of Kojima implode, and a thread on their "President", Fred Fuchs is made, Bryan's involvement is summarized very nicely in the OP.
  
• One of the more bizarre incidents happens, in which it was revealed that the woman that Bryan continually claimed to be married to is actually his ex-girlfriend now and was never married to him, which is revealed via her very public rebuke. Bryan is roundly ridiculed here, cries "plz no bully" and eventually pledges to leave, hilariously, he returns with a sock made in the very same day, which is discovered almost immediately. Said sock is @LongJohn_loves_Silver .
  
• Later, a BSV x KOP thunderdome/love fest thread is made by @neger psykolog, in which further hilarity ensues.
• Bryan makes a thread on Coach Red Pill, including dropping his dox, amid allegations that he did it on behalf of @Detective Squirrel.
  
• The DSP x MysteryWoman saga happens, and BSV goes insane, this prompts @Dynastia to start the DSP fan doxing saga (those threads are deleted now, for obvious reasons) to Bryan's absolute glee (keep this in mind too). In the background, Bryan starts annoying @Null in various ways, as seen from his comm leak post a few pages back.
  
• Ultimately, dear leader permabans Bryan in a very "straw that broke the camel's back" moment. After some pleading, dear leader allows Bryan to write an appeal letter, something that probably didn't happen for other banned member who were vastly better, this tells you how much slack and opportunities Bryan was given to thrive here as a member. The appeal letter is put to a public vote (among inner circle members I believe), which Bryan loses.
• After some time, Bryan sends another appeal letter, still banned.
• Not much later, Bryan socks again as @Detective_Exceptional and is discovered A-Logging Vidar. Dear leader by now is extremely sick of his antics and changes his username to his real name. a few days later, we get this side-killing thread about how changing his username to his real identity harms his family, which is deeply hypocritical considering he didn't mind it happening to random DSP fans a few months earlier, not to mention him dropping Coach Red Pill's dox in here.
  
• Bryan socks again as @YourFriendlyNeighbor , creates the Boon thread, and said sock is merged into his main. By now, Bryan has been getting involved in various Discord slapfights about Jonathan Ross drama.
  
• @theralph gets out of prison, Bryan gets into drama with him almost immediately, to which Ethan responds to by writing an absolutely vicious article on Bryan, which not only fucks up his search results, but also includes the now-infamous topless running video, which is hilarious and a must-watch. Bryan then claims that his lawyer told him not to respond to Ethan. Who then proceeds to blast him pretty hard on a stream when he decides to no-show and send @Detective Squirrel in his stead.
• Bryan makes a TTS thread about getting threadbanned from the Count Dankula conviction news thread, dear leader and staff members proceed to bait him into sperging about checks and balances that should help him not get cyberbowled on here before making the thread public.
  
• The Jonathan Ross drama flares up again with him claiming to be working @ an elementary school, Bryan is all over that and falsely claims to be in possession of a recording of Ross admitting to touching a child, people predictably call his bluff and ask for the actual recording, to which his response is to REE on here and on Twitter about us being dirty pedophile apologists, also, he changes his story and claims that Ross's friends had told him that Ross admitted it to them, still no proof of that either btw.

Let me ask you guys, is there anyone else like him? Obviously there are years worth of threads, and you have people like Phil who are just natural cows, but is there anyone else like KoP who was pretty much below the radar and decided to come in here, put a tire around their neck, and set that bitch ablaze?

If you need a thread with people socking to whiteknight themselves, check out the TJ Church thread, though keep in mind that the subject of that thread is actually mentally disabled, and yet manages to occasionally dunk on people here far more than Bryan ever did. I'm pretty sure you can find more threads like this here.