What's the most lewd, creepy or cringey thing your partner has asked you? - Clingyness, bizarre fetishes, outright creepy stuff

[Monika H.]

Kiwis, for those of you who have (or has had) a special someone: what's the most strange thing he/she/it has asked or said to you? Or did?

Share your stories about crazy stalker girlfriends, freaky sexual requests and fetishes, or outright creepy stuff your partner did or show to you. Also, have you remained together after this, and love even more, or fell apart?

Free powerleveling, but avoid names, places and/or too specific details some other Kiwi may recognize (you know the drum).

 

[Red Hood]

Violent feminist ex gf literally couldn't get wet unless I put on a Nascar cap and sunglasses and said VROOM VROOM


Yeah but real talk my sex life is always pretty vanilla.

 

[RG 448]

Does that include business partners? Because if so I have a few stories that also double as cautionary tales about the importance of background checks.

 

[Monika H.]

Yep, feel free to share

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Yep, feel free to share

So what’s your story?

 

[CaptainMappy]

my name jeff

 

[Monika H.]

• So what’s your story?

When I was about to bail out of University, I met this chick two years my senior who was about to get her degree, but still had to do her internship. We shared quite a range of interests, so we quickly became friends. That was easy because she had very few friends, and it seemed strange as she was (and still is) very intelligent and beautiful. After a while, we got together. I couldn't believe my luck, as I am a tiny, pudgy toadman with glasses and thinning hair; and she was a 8/10 with buxom. But then I found out why she had so few friends: when someone gave her enough attention and leverage, she'd become so clingy and demanding that basically did not leave breathing space. The worst thing is that she basically guilt trips and uses a very passive-aggressive attitude to get what she wants. So I had to answer every time she texted and called, lest having her coming directly to where I worked at to see me. If I got out to hang out, she'd call my sister to know if I was seeing someone else. Which was frankly ridicolous because I was the ugly one, who'd have to fear that his girlfriend could hook up with someone else. Basically, she's the definition of crazy stalker girlfriend.

How did I get out of it?

Spoiler

I didn't. She was too beautiful and intelligent for me to leave her (and let's not count the homicide/suicide threats), and got me to marry her last year' summer. Fuck.

That's my story.
Now share yours, Kiwis.

 

[Reynard]

When I was about to bail out of University, I met this chick two years my senior who was about to get her degree, but still had to do her internship. We shared quite a range of interests, so we quickly became friends. That was easy because she had very few friends, and it seemed strange as she was (and still is) very intelligent and beautiful. After a while, we got together. I couldn't believe my luck, as I am a tiny, pudgy toadman with glasses and thinning hair; and she was a 8/10 with buxom. But then I found out why she had so few friends: when someone gave her enough attention and leverage, she'd become so clingy and demanding that basically did not leave breathing space. The worst thing is that she basically guilt trips and uses a very passive-aggressive attitude to get what she wants. So I had to answer every time she texted and called, lest having her coming directly to where I worked at to see me. If I got out to hang out, she'd call my sister to know if I was seeing someone else. Which was frankly ridicolous because I was the ugly one, who'd have to fear that his girlfriend could hook up with someone else. Basically, she's the definition of crazy stalker girlfriend.

How did I get out of it?

Spoiler

I didn't. She was too beautiful and intelligent for me to leave her (and let's not count the homicide/suicide threats), and got me to marry her last year' summer. Fuck.

That's my story.
Now share yours, Kiwis.

Did marriage at least help get her to be less clingy?

 

[Rokko]

Well one girlfriend wanted me to pretend to rape her. That was awkward...

 

[Monika H.]

Did marriage at least help get her to be less clingy?

Just a little bit, althrough from time to time she comes out asking if I have been thinking/talking with and about other women. If it's not this, she fears I am a closeted homosexual.

 

[Reynard]

Just a little bit, althrough from time to time she comes out asking if I have been thinking/talking with and about other women. If it's not this, she fears I am a closeted homosexual.

Interesting turn of direction for her mind to go. Lol

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Someone messaged me on a dating site to join their kinky sex house.

 

[Monika H.]

Interesting turn of direction for her mind to go. Lol

Paranoia, jealousy and mental illness make the most interesting relationships.

 

[Reynard]

Someone messaged me on a dating site to join their kinky sex house.

How’d that go?

 

[Monika H.]

Well one girlfriend wanted me to pretend to rape her. That was awkward...

It's quite unusual, but I have read about girls who like to roleplay they are being raped, to be taken by the wrists or even get choked a little bit.
I wonder how would they find it exciting if they got raped for real...

 

[Rokko]

It's quite unusual, but I have read about girls who like to roleplay they are being raped, to be taken by the wrists or even get choked a little bit.
I wonder how would they find it exciting if they got raped for real...

I think its not that uncommon as roleplay. But I cannot imagine that anyone would find real rape exciting.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

How’d that go?

Ignored it lmao

 

[Patamong]

A guy messaged me and asked me to take a shit in his mouth, then he wanted to fuck my shitty asshole and make me clean his dick with my mouth.

I promptly blocked him and never looked back.

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

My ex was really into having me choke her during sex, like to the point where she would almost pass out from it. I was really uncomfortable with it since that kind of thing can actually give you minor brain damage. She also got really into buttstuff towards the end of our relationship and had an obsession with shoving larger and larger things up her ass.

Spoiler

The most deviant thing she ever suggested was a DDlg roleplay session. I shut that right down the second she suggested it.

 

[Monika H.]

My ex was really into having me choke her during sex, like to the point where she would almost pass out from it. I was really uncomfortable with it since that kind of thing can actually give you minor brain damage. She also got really into buttstuff towards the end of our relationship and had an obsession with shoving larger and larger things up her ass.

Spoiler

The most deviant thing she ever suggested was a DDlg roleplay session. I shut that right down the second she suggested it.

Pardon my ignorance, but what's DDlg?