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- Aug 5, 2017
I said no. I'm not a pagan or an exhibitionist, and I was put off by his tone. It was as if he were asking me to pass the salt. Serious :autism: going on with that one.I guess you said no?
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I said no. I'm not a pagan or an exhibitionist, and I was put off by his tone. It was as if he were asking me to pass the salt. Serious :autism: going on with that one.I guess you said no?
Pigs can orgasm for like half an hour, maybe she thought the pigs could give you tips.One of my exes asked if I wanted to watch as she jerked off pigs. She really, really liked jerking off pigs.
On the streets they call me the Jackhammer. You do the mathPigs can orgasm for like half an hour, maybe she thought the pigs could give you tips.
That is one fine dame you lost, friend.Not so much creepy or cringey, but definitely unusual and hilarious to me. One of my exes that moved in with me, we were arguing about something stupid one time. I used to like to watch the History Channel back then a lot, especially WWII stuff with Nazis or Civil War programs.
Anyway, we were arguing and I said something mean to her, so her retort was, "You fuck niggers, you Nazi!!" Cuz a couple of my other exes were black broads. Probably the first and last time I'll ever hear such an inspired insult.
That is one fine dame you lost, friend.
All of your exes have been pretty out there tbh.Not so much creepy or cringey, but definitely unusual and hilarious to me. One of my exes that moved in with me, we were arguing about something stupid one time. I used to like to watch the History Channel back then a lot, especially WWII stuff with Nazis or Civil War programs.
Anyway, we were arguing and I said something mean to her, so her retort was, "You fuck niggers, you Nazi!!" Cuz a couple of my other exes were black broads. Probably the first and last time I'll ever hear such an inspired insult.
One time this guy who went to Kiwifarms named @Hui touched my penis.All of your exes have been pretty out there tbh.
One time I pretended to accidentally slip my middle finger into my then girlfriend’s asshole when she was on top. That escalated to her wanting me to finger her butthole every time we fucked, because she loved it. That then went above and beyond that, to the point she wanted someone to double team her. That’s when I peaced, since she didn’t know you.Do not derail this thread with your fantasies.
WTF? Was it like put your gina on the doorknob or some how fit the doorknob in to your gina?My ex was really, really into sitting on bedposts and fucking exercise equipment. It was all fine and dandy until he wanted me to get on a step stool to fist my coochie with a doorknob.
I didn't fuck the doorknob and that was the beginning of the end of that relationship.
Fit it in. This bastard was 6'2" and no lightweight yet had the balance and dedication to fit his bedpost up his ass on the regular. All I could imagine was falling forward and tearing my shit open lol.WTF? Was it like put your gina on the doorknob or some how fit the doorknob in to your gina?
The mental image of someone doing that made me chuckle.Edit to add that he also wanted to be standing behind the door with it slightly ajar so he could wiggle it.
I had this happen to me in middle school. I'm not a hugger at the best of times and my Special Ed stalker really was touchy feely. Had to get my class schedule changed and at one point considered transferring to another school in the district.My ex said I should be nice to my stalker in high school because the guy was in Special Ed. and didn't know any better. A lot of people told me that, and he didn't stop stalking me till I moved 600 miles away.
I wish it had just been hugging. He nicknamed himself the pimp. He had a rapist smile, and on the last day of my junior year was caught in the boys bathroom forcing his more retarded brother to give him a blow job. The school kept quit about it because that year that had had a scandal with a coach sleeping with some of the girls of the dance team, and didn't want to look worse.I had this happen to me in middle school. I'm not a hugger at the best of times and my Special Ed stalker really was touchy feely. Had to get my class schedule changed and at one point considered transferring to another school in the district.