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I said no. I'm not a pagan or an exhibitionist, and I was put off by his tone. It was as if he were asking me to pass the salt. Serious :autism: going on with that one.
What's the most lewd, creepy or cringey thing your partner has asked you? - Clingyness, bizarre fetishes, outright creepy stuff
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Pigs can orgasm for like half an hour, maybe she thought the pigs could give you tips.
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On the streets they call me the Jackhammer. You do the math
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Not asked to me, but I had an ex who had a cum sock. He also really liked the fact that I apparently look like a loli.
Not even the ex that I was stuck in a mutually abusive relationship in was as embarrassing as that.
Not even the ex that I was stuck in a mutually abusive relationship in was as embarrassing as that.
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Not so much creepy or cringey, but definitely unusual and hilarious to me. One of my exes that moved in with me, we were arguing about something stupid one time. I used to like to watch the History Channel back then a lot, especially WWII stuff with Nazis or Civil War programs.
Anyway, we were arguing and I said something mean to her, so her retort was, "You fuck niggers, you Nazi!!" Cuz a couple of my other exes were black broads. Probably the first and last time I'll ever hear such an inspired insult.
Anyway, we were arguing and I said something mean to her, so her retort was, "You fuck niggers, you Nazi!!" Cuz a couple of my other exes were black broads. Probably the first and last time I'll ever hear such an inspired insult.
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That is one fine dame you lost, friend.
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Yeah, she was pretty awesome. Dated the girl for awhile, too. I had to cut her loose eventually cuz she was kinda needy.
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All of your exes have been pretty out there tbh.
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Do not derail this thread with your fantasies.
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One time I pretended to accidentally slip my middle finger into my then girlfriend’s asshole when she was on top. That escalated to her wanting me to finger her butthole every time we fucked, because she loved it. That then went above and beyond that, to the point she wanted someone to double team her. That’s when I peaced, since she didn’t know you.
That’s real minus the Hui business.
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My ex was really, really into sitting on bedposts and fucking exercise equipment. It was all fine and dandy until he wanted me to get on a step stool to fist my coochie with a doorknob.
I didn't fuck the doorknob and that was the beginning of the end of that relationship.
I didn't fuck the doorknob and that was the beginning of the end of that relationship.
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WTF? Was it like put your gina on the doorknob or some how fit the doorknob in to your gina?
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Fit it in. This bastard was 6'2" and no lightweight yet had the balance and dedication to fit his bedpost up his ass on the regular. All I could imagine was falling forward and tearing my shit open lol.
Edit to add that he also wanted to be standing behind the door with it slightly ajar so he could wiggle it.
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The mental image of someone doing that made me chuckle.
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I know I'll become a laughing stock for this. One time me and my SO were at it, I was incredibly pissed off by the fact that she always had to go down that rough on me, to the point of hurting me, when I had asked her multiple times that I'm not that kind of man and need to take these things at a milder pace. So I grab her thighs so hard that I leave marks, as a form of childlike revenge. Turns out she likes it and wants me to do it every time.
And that's the same woman that, not even an hour later, asks if I can give her a kiss or if she can lay closer to me in bed as we sleep. FML.
And that's the same woman that, not even an hour later, asks if I can give her a kiss or if she can lay closer to me in bed as we sleep. FML.
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lol one time my ex told me that if we ever visited Japan, she was gonna "murder every asian bitch that went near me". She also used to claw the shit out of my back everytime she had an orgasm.
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So about 10 years ago I was with a girl who was super into fisting to the point it was the only way should could achieve orgasm. Well one crazy day she had the idea that I should slide my dick in her while fisting her and essentially jerk off inside her. She couldn't walk right for a few hours after that but admitted it felt great.
I miss that girl somedays and never met anyone like her since. She was pretty emotionally manipulative though to the point I almost ate a bullet.
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I had this happen to me in middle school. I'm not a hugger at the best of times and my Special Ed stalker really was touchy feely. Had to get my class schedule changed and at one point considered transferring to another school in the district.
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I wish it had just been hugging. He nicknamed himself the pimp. He had a rapist smile, and on the last day of my junior year was caught in the boys bathroom forcing his more retarded brother to give him a blow job. The school kept quit about it because that year that had had a scandal with a coach sleeping with some of the girls of the dance team, and didn't want to look worse.
Edit: tried to fix the grammar, now I'm the retard.
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