Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Done]

I remember that, but it raises the question: What does Chris put more effort into? Sonichu or hair coloring?

Neither, but he's pretty passionate about both.

 

[MasterDisaster]

I remember that, but it raises the question: What does Chris put more effort into? Sonichu or hair coloring?

I always get a chuckle when I Chris told me he looked like Sailor Mercury and he didn't even flinch when I told him I could see the resemblence.

To answer your question it's certainly pushing the hair coloring side; it's no surprise he's selling all his dirty man toys to make room for his new collection of feminine ones.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Oh my god, I'm laughing so hard right now. I know we are always making fun of Chris selling "garbage" with his name on it, but I didn't expect to see it get to the point where it's LITERAL GARBAGE.

Next week: Empty box of tissues, signed with certificate of authenticity - $150

He should cash in on those dirty crapped briefs(probably thongs now). Personally, I would love to see what the most money someone will pay for the nastiest thing from Chris.

 

[Yop Yop]

Maybe this is Karma.

 

[Pony Horn]

Why doesn't he just offer an option to add a signature or not?

I think it's because he's lazy. It's easier to sign things as he's going thru them. Then when he sells something he can just shove the item in a box, write out the address, and wait til he's in the mood to go to the post office.

I'm not one to get angry at Chris making hundreds of dollars off of literal garbage, but it pisses me off to see how big of an ego trip shit like this sends Chris on; he becomes this pariah that thinks anything he scribbles his signature on suddenly becomes a national treasure.

Meh, the happier he gets, the worse the crash.

Two months after bronycon he was tweeting about how sad he was and how horrible life is. That's when Jessica snagged him.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Maybe this is Karma.

for whom?

 

[Yop Yop]

for whom?

For us. A decade of mentally torturing this autismoloid and now OL retards are sending him loads of cash for mustycrustybronyfest and other shit.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Or in Chris' case, he could use that money to treat his receding hairline while there's still time.

Or he could just sell more of his overpriced trash to idiot weens to cover that. The Bronycon event is kind of a must-have for our autistic hero at this point. But why $600 for the fucking event?

 

[Deadpool]

For us. A decade of mentally torturing this autismoloid and now OL exceptional individuals are sending him loads of cash for mustycrustybronyfest and other shit.

How is an idiot giving Chris money karma against us? My wallet is untouched, all of my belongings are where they should be. So where does karma come into it? @Marvin @Alec Benson Leary you guys actually trolled him, are either of you somehow out $600?

If someone gave Chris a million dollars tomorrow, it wouldn't effect me or my life in any way. Any reaction other than "meh some idot payed for another idiots lego lol" is getting way to emotionally invested.

 

[lameandgay]

But why $600 for the fucking event?

There's WAY cheaper Bronycon packages available. But our man Chris wants the real deal, he wants a 'free' water bottle and swag pack with HIS ticket. Thank god he didn't beg for the most expensive package.

 

[Duke Nukem]

There's WAY cheaper Bronycon packages available. But our man Chris wants the real deal, he wants a 'free' water bottle and swag pack with HIS ticket. Thank god he didn't beg for the most expensive package.

I almost fell out of my chair when I saw the diamond package and the price differences, if Chris was more patient with his money after the Sonic Totem, perhaps he could have gotten that one instead?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

How is an idiot giving Chris money karma against us? My wallet is untouched, all of my belongings are where they should be. So where does karma come into it? @Marvin @Alec Benson Leary you guys actually trolled him, are either of you somehow out $600?

I met my smoking hot wife because of asperchu. She's a professional bikini model who only gets turned on by clever trolling schemes. Also as his last act in office, Obama called me to tell me he was taking all the funds from his two girls' college savings accounts and giving it to me instead because he knew his own children were never going to live up to my example. The cash was delivered to my bedroom window the next morning by Eagle One (the president's personal courier bald eagle).

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

How is an idiot giving Chris money karma against us? My wallet is untouched, all of my belongings are where they should be. So where does karma come into it? @Marvin @Alec Benson Leary you guys actually trolled him, are either of you somehow out $600?

If someone gave Chris a million dollars tomorrow, it wouldn't effect me or my life in any way. Any reaction other than "meh some idot payed for another idiots lego lol" is getting way to emotionally invested.

It's the mental gymnastics of "hurr hurr I'm trolling the trolls." They seem to think we're losing sleep over Chris getting money for literal trash. Sure, I think it's stupid but I don't think about it outside of being on here. Or people seem to think that Chris' quality of life is better with extra toy money when in reality his life is still pretty miserable.

 

[Yop Yop]

If someone gave Chris a million dollars tomorrow, it wouldn't effect me or my life in any way. Any reaction other than "meh some idot payed for another idiots lego lol" is getting way to emotionally invested.

If someone gave Chris a million dollars there would be 1 tardrage post on this subforum for every 50 cents of it. People mocked him and now that Chris is getting money for literally nothing those same people are getting shitty. I think it's karma.

Also, lol calm down.

 

[timtommy]

For us. A decade of mentally torturing this autismoloid and now OL exceptional individuals are sending him loads of cash for mustycrustybronyfest and other shit.

I don't quite see that angle, if someone who trolled Chris gives him money it is voluntary, and if they don't they aren't really affected by it. But you could definitely argue Chris is reaping the benefits of being a worldwide laughingstock.

Whether or not you thought he deserved it, Chris had years of being made a fool of in a fairly public way. Now he is able to earn a bunch of money he wouldn't have been able to had he not been trolled so mercilessly. Whether you call that karma, fair compensation, undercompensation, or overcompensation is up to you.

And I guess there is a type of person who just wants Chris to suffer out of pure spite. Seems like a shitty thing to want, and if that person is made miserable by Chris earning a few bucks, I am cool with it.

 

[Yop Yop]

I don't quite see that angle, if someone who trolled Chris gives him money it is voluntary, and if they don't they aren't really affected by it. But you could definitely argue Chris is reaping the benefits of being a worldwide laughingstock.

Whether or not you thought he deserved it, Chris had years of being made a fool of in a fairly public way. Now he is able to earn a bunch of money he wouldn't have been able to had he not been trolled so mercilessly. Whether you call that karma, fair compensation, undercompensation, or overcompensation is up to you.

And I guess there is a type of person who just wants Chris to suffer out of pure spite. Seems like a shitty thing to want, and if that person is made miserable by Chris earning a few bucks, I am cool with it.

Perhaps I should've said karma for Chris. He had a shit life and nows making banks

Pardon my half assed toilet posting.

 

[dacwcman68]

Meh, the happier he gets, the worse the crash.

But he's not happy; he's a giddy idiot sure but I really don't see genuine happiness in him, nowhere near what we saw when he went to Bronycon last year. All I see is an overinflated balloon that feels entitled to everybody's money now since weens have made him feel like he deserves everybody's money whenever he spends it on farts and unicorns. It's honestly annoying if anything, and it's what made the 2016 begging saga so irritating. The constant cycle of Chris gets money and blows it then learns nothing from his mistakes got old long ago. The only difference now is he's even more up-front about how he feels entitled to everybody's money knowing there's zero repercussion to it, they'll still shovel money down his throat.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Oh my god, I'm laughing so hard right now. I know we are always making fun of Chris selling "garbage" with his name on it, but I didn't expect to see it get to the point where it's LITERAL GARBAGE.

Next week: Empty box of tissues, signed with certificate of authenticity - $150

It's like Chris is Frank Reynolds as the Trashman, only instead of throwing trash all over the ring, he throws trash all over eBay so speds can buy it

 

[Wall-E]

Sorry if it’s been said before but I’d like to point out how Chris is only selling the toys he has better versions of.

For example, he’s selling a Grimlock toy, but during the livestream you could clearly see ANOTHER Grimlock toy on the table behind him that only came out a few months ago.

 

[Chopinpiano]

Sorry if it’s been said before but I’d like to point out how Chris is only selling the toys he has better versions of.

For example, he’s selling a Grimlock toy, but during the livestream you could clearly see ANOTHER Grimlock toy on the table behind him that only came out a few months ago.

So I'm guessing Chris wants to money to buy new transformers? Doesn't surprise me.