Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

[JackDavis]

My question is why was Bryan allowed to start up so many threads about other people being lolcows when he was already known as one of the biggest ones of all? Correct me if I'm wrong but BSV, ZachAutist and DeadPylons were all created by him and I wouldn't be surprised if there were more.
He wasn't even good at writing the OP. They're all messes that made no sense and linked to incoherent chat logs. Pretty sure all of them had to be revised by others.

 

[Cocktimus prime]

Haha i didn't even know about the Ralph stuff. Solid write up @neural

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

My question is why was Bryan allowed to start up so many threads about other people being lolcows when he was already known as one of the biggest ones of all? Correct me if I'm wrong but BSV, ZachAutist and DeadPylons were all created by him and I wouldn't be surprised if there were more.
He wasn't even good at writing the OP. They're all messes that made no sense and linked to incoherent chat logs. Pretty sure all of them had to be revised by others.

To be fair, the BSV thread had some context at the time of creation and was a good thread until he white-knighted himself into oblivion and started spreading misinformation. Now, DeadPylons and ZachAutist were undeserved and did nothing but just a way for him to push himself into the cool kids club.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I really enjoy how @Detective Squirrel fucking bounced from here after @Bryan Dunn was fucking obliterated from this site. What a fuckboi.

 

[Adamska]

To be fair, the BSV thread had some context at the time of creation and was a good thread until he white-knighted himself into oblivion and started spreading misinformation. Now, DeadPylons and ZachAutist were undeserved and did nothing but just a way for him to push himself into the cool kids club.

Plus some of those threads were him socking in a pathetic attempt to avoid being called out for PA requests.

 

[Done]

My question is why was Bryan allowed to start up so many threads about other people being lolcows when he was already known as one of the biggest ones of all? Correct me if I'm wrong but BSV, ZachAutist and DeadPylons were all created by him and I wouldn't be surprised if there were more.
He wasn't even good at writing the OP. They're all messes that made no sense and linked to incoherent chat logs. Pretty sure all of them had to be revised by others.

That's because they are all disguised PA threads, nearly all of them begin with someone slighting him in some way. You can't be funny about someone you literally hate.

@BSV 's thread was almost all slander, if it was me, I'd have probably focused on the funnier stuff, like the satanic rituals, stolen valor and 24 hour apartment streaming, though who knows if that would've sustained a thread? (Sorry Vidar, but a lot of your behavior back then was embarrassing and thus, exactly what we look for here).

Deadpylons's thread is especially hypocritical, because Bryan not only did 5 hour podcasts with the SoK, he's still doing similar things:

 

[Cocktimus prime]

Bryan not only did 5 hour podcasts with the SoK, he's still doing similar things

It's funny the SoK is in a lot of ways was a kind of progenitor of IBS and seeing as all these IBS people are in discord now it won't be long before more and more spergery about them comes out

 

[Done]

It's funny the SoK is in a lot of ways was a kind of progenitor of IBS and seeing as all these IBS people are in discord now it won't be long before more and more spergery about them comes out

They pioneered the autistic 5 hour podcasts, and then the IBS people added the screeching matches.

 

[JB 236]

KoP just caused Failure to destroy his keyboard through boredom of his constant bullshit talking

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

They pioneered the autistic 5 hour podcasts, and then the IBS people added the screeching matches.

IBS is just a drain to watch unless the subject is something you're involved in. Example, I was invested in Ross because I used to archive and upload his shit, so in some way I felt invested and personally followed. So I bothered to sit through the screeching. But still walked away with a headache. No new information was too much revealed until days later after a few more screaming matches.

For what it's all worth, I don't think IBs will last a year at best, and if the fad does continue, it'll be stupid jerkoffs who keep watching the shit just because they like the holier than thou feeling they get from watching degenerates that we already cover in detail-- For free I might note.

 

[Cocktimus prime]

For what it's all worth, I don't think IBs will last a year at best, and if the fad does continue, it'll be stupid jerkoffs who keep watching the shit just because they like the holier than thou feeling they get from watching degenerates that we already cover in detail-- For free I might note.

I think IBS is on the decline overall the reason it worked was because the hosts took a back seat and just did basic moderation of an informal debate. Now they've made it all about themselves and not the topic and debators and none of them are interesting enough to maintain the upward momentum they had

 

[Monday Michiru]

It's funny the SoK is in a lot of ways was a kind of progenitor of IBS and seeing as all these IBS people are in discord now it won't be long before more and more spergery about them comes out

I was thinking the same thing, but with The /pol/ Show. Remember that? Bryan would platform the flavor of the week to give their side of whatever dumb internet drama was brewing. And he would hype up the chance of conflict.

"Save it for the /pol/ show" = "Take it to the Kumite."

Autism squareoffs and fireworks were the draw on Bryan's show much more than with the SoKast. Aside from special cases like SoKast 50 with Sammy Samosa, SoKast 100 with Jim and Sammy, and towards the end when they finally figured out how to get views with Laveria employees, Vidar, etc.

The half dozen RIP SOK podcasts remind me more of bloodsports than SoKasts. Part of the fun is seeing what e-celeb will show up next. Do you think I ever expected Null to make an appearance on a podcast eulogizing the Autistic Illuminati? Am I right?

I think IBS is on the decline overall the reason it worked was because the hosts took a back seat and just did basic moderation of an informal debate. Now they've made it all about themselves and not the topic and debators and none of them are interesting enough to maintain the upward momentum they had

Yeah. This. The hosts seem to have had the taste of blood, if you know what I mean. May not be any going back.

 

[Cocktimus prime]

so Bryan said he's having a kid on kumite?
What the fuck are you doing Bryan get off the internet and look after your family instead of being the dollar store equivalent of jim

 

[Null]

Not much later, Bryan socks again as @Detective_Exceptional and is discovered A-Logging Vidar. Dear leader by now is extremely sick of his antics and changes his username to his real name. a few days later, we get this side-killing thread about how changing his username to his real identity harms his family, which is deeply hypocritical considering he didn't mind it happening to random DSP fans a few months earlier, not to mention him dropping Coach Red Pill's dox in here.

I forgot about this and read through it again. I forgot I did this:

lmfao ok

@Alan Pardew @Clown Doll @Feline Darkmage @JSGOTI @Karen Riley @Melchett @Meowthkip @Randall Fragg @Ravenor @Saney @Smutley @Surtur @trombonista @Valiant @Vitriol @wagglyplacebo @yawning sneasel

If any of you have anything genuinely positive to say about King of /pol/, I will completely scrub his real name from this website.

Bryan was claiming he had sleeper staff that were on his side and encouraged him to sock to avoid his bann, so I pinged every single active staff member and said I'd scrub his name from the entire site if any of them could say something nice about Bryan. I did this completely blindly and with no pressure at all. He lost. lol

I have such a short memory span when I read shit I did even a few months prior it feels alien, like watching a totally different person. Makes shit like this so much more enjoyable, like masturbating after letting your hand fall asleep

 

[BenShapiro]

KoP just caused Failure to destroy his keyboard through boredom of his constant bullshit talking

https://youtu.be/tQirZb8Bz1E?t=1h34m11s
Timestamped for TL;DW: 1:34:17

To be more specific, Bryan was bragging about the next videos he was going to make and complaining about this Joachim guy. As a result, Failure smashed and stomped his keyboard. I don't blame him. I would have done the same thing.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Bryan gets banned from /cow/ in 30 days. You guys taking the over or the under?

 

[Null]

Bryan gets banned from /cow/ in 30 days. You guys taking the over or the under?

8chan doesn't have the tools to effectively ban someone.

 

[Cocktimus prime]

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Bryan gets banned from /cow/ in 30 days. You guys taking the over or the under?

They already made a new thread on him they're trying to run him off the site

Edit: Bryan has sparked a new internet fight with this Joachim guy. Calling him out saying Joachim gave zoom a platform. However Joachim claims the only reason he knows zoom is because of Bryan, their spat is heating up nicely and I'm sure we'll get a spergy stream within the next few hours

 

[Done]

Bryan was claiming he had sleeper staff that were on his side and encouraged him to sock to avoid his bann, so I pinged every single active staff member and said I'd scrub his name from the entire site if any of them could say something nice about Bryan. I did this completely blindly and with no pressure at all. He lost. lol

I have such a short memory span when I read shit I did even a few months prior it feels alien, like watching a totally different person. Makes shit like this so much more enjoyable, like masturbating after letting your hand fall asleep

If I am correct, he probably meant @Clown Doll at the time, who according to what Bryan told me later in PMs, told him that he agreed with his opinion that the userbase treated him differently when they didn't have prior knowledge that that it was Bryan socking (which I kinda agree with as well, but with caveats), which Bryan took to mean that he was completely on his side against the evil Jawsh. But the thing is, if you have to change your whole identity just to get back to neutral ground with a given community, then why stay with them in the 1st place?

I will probably release the full set of PMs as soon as I figure out how to present them in a comprehensible way (of course I will produce the raw caps to ensure full transparency).

8chan doesn't have the tools to effectively ban someone.

The nice side effect of that is that they get to cyber bowl him whenever he is discovered, kinda like what happens to Mike Hirtes whenever he raises his furry head there.

I also have a feeling that Bryan won't like the place as much, because the lack of identities means no informal hierarchies form between users, which Bryan loves to exploit, an example of this is his behavior with @Dynastia and @Cricket during and after the dox saga, where you can easily tell that he was ecstatic at the idea that the "doxsluts" were on his side, nigga clearly felt that he was on Cloud 9 at that time, just a few more weeks and he gets adminship or something.

EDIT: @Cocktimus prime LMAO this killed my sides:

 

[Cocktimus prime]

LMAO this killed my sides:

I didn't see that I there but it's on the fucking money how long till he's on Tumblr crying about interweb bullies