Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
The numerical order... or any order, for that matter, of the letters, is based on neither nature nor science.

You really are this stupid, aren't you?

Yes he is. He thinks that the order of the English alphabet is like a universal constant or something. I think I've said exactly this before, but Brad is the perfect living example of the water in the puddle that thinks the hole it's in was designed for it because how else could it possibly fit so well?
 
Yes he is. He thinks that the order of the English alphabet is like a universal constant or something. I think I've said exactly this before, but Brad is the perfect living example of the water in the puddle that thinks the hole it's in was designed for it because how else could it possibly fit so well?

I doubt Richard even knows how many letters of the English language were removed over the centuries. & alone was the 27th letter of the alphabet.
 
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I doubt Richard even knows how many letters of the English language were removed over the centuries. & alone was the 27th letter of the alphabet.
He has some bizzare idea that English in its current form is the final product of centuries of linguistic development.

Puddle analogy at work.
 
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He has some bizzare idea that English in its current form is the final product of centuries of linguistic development.

Puddle analogy at work.

"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and riffle their pockets for new vocabulary." - James Nicoll
 
"I rode 47 miles." - Artemus Gordon, ending of The Night of the Red-Eyed Madman, The Wild, Wild West (S1/Ep11, 1965) on MeTV

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@Monolispth,

That lacks cosmic significance, because people who lived 1,000 years ago wouldn't have known that, and celestial bodies really give a fuck if critters on different planets can see them.

Orion.jpg


Here in Miami with the bright city lights, we can only see the 7 stars of Orion -
4 being his hands and feet + Orion's Belt.​

@LoverofBi,

The order of the English alphabet is directly linked to GOD=7_4 Theory - thee universal constant.

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@RomanesCuntDufus,

7 minutes 29 seconds = ~7.4 minutes

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The numerical order... or any order, for that matter, of the letters, is based on neither nature nor science.
Wrong, pumpkin. The letter O - the circle - is the 15th letter and the full mOOn falls on the 15th day of the 29.53 lunar cycle with the dark new moon being the first day. The letter C is the 3rd letter and the Crescent Moon is seen on the 3rd day of the lunar cycle. Etc.

GOD=7_4 is thee universal constant and names/things that have a gematria value of 7 & 4, e.g. Liberty(7) Bell(4) and sum of 74 like Jesus(J10+E5+S19+U21+S19).
 
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Wrong, pumpkin. The letter O - the circle - is the 15th letter and the full mOOn falls on the 15th day of the 29.53 lunar cycle with the dark new moon being the first day. The letter C is the 3rd letter and the Crescent Moon is seen on the 3rd day of the lunar cycle. Etc.

GOD=7_4 is thee universal constant and names/things that have a gematria value of 7 & 4, e.g. Liberty(7) Bell(4) and sum of 74 like Jesus(J10+E5+S19+U21+S19).
None of those things have anything to do with the others.
 
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Premise 1: The Heisenberg uncertainty principle means we can't form a theory of everything. This can be written as "If Heisenberg, then not theory of everything."
Premise 2: According to the law of contraposition, if "if p then q" is true, then "if not q then not p" is also true.
Premise 3: According to premises 1 and 2, if there is a theory of everything, then the Heisenberg uncertainty principle is false.

Brad, all you need to do to prove yourself is, given the precise position of a photon, calculate the precise momentum.
 
"I rode 47 miles." - Artemus Gordon, ending of The Night of the Red-Eyed Madman, The Wild, Wild West (S1/Ep11, 1965) on MeTV

@Monolispth,

That lacks cosmic significance, because people who lived 1,000 years ago wouldn't have known that, and celestial bodies really give a fuck if critters on different planets can see them.

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Here in Miami with the bright city lights, we can only see the 7 stars of Orion - 4 being his hands and feet +
Orion's Belt.​

Maybe get offline sometime and visit outside of the city some time so you don't have to worry about light pollution. Skies quite beautiful a night.


@LoverofBi,

The order of the English alphabet is directly linked to GOD=7_4 Theory - thee universal constant.

@RomanesCuntDufus,

7 minutes 29 seconds = ~7.4 minutes


Wrong, pumpkin. The letter O - the circle - is the 15th letter and the full mOOn falls on the 15th day of the 29.53 lunar cycle with the dark new moon being the first day. The letter C is the 3rd letter and the Crescent Moon is seen on the 3rd day of the lunar cycle. Etc.

GOD=7_4 is thee universal constant and names/things that have a gematria value of 7 & 4, e.g. Liberty(7) Bell(4) and sum of 74 like Jesus(J10+E5+S19+U21+S19).

7.4 minutes is not 7 minutes and 29 seconds. 7.5 is actually seven minutes and 30 seconds, so you'd be around 7 minutes and 24 seconds at 7.4 give or take (I've only just got home so I'm tired) Please learn to use decimals Richard. (.4 would actually refer to 40% of 60)

https://www.ontheclock.com/Blog/Minutes-To-Decimal-Hours-Conversion.aspx

Should I mention that the full moon this month lands on the 30th? Plus it's different depending on where you are. I think you mean New Moon, but I doubt you know the difference.
 
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@Monolispth,

Your false premises produce false conclusions. No physicist that I know of believes, "The Heisenberg uncertainty principle means we can't form a theory of everything. This can be written as 'If Heisenberg, then not theory of everything.'" If you can produce a physicist supporting that, please go ahead and do so.
 
@Anonymus Fluffer,

7 minutes 29 seconds = 7.48 minutes (= ~7.4 minutes)

This is according to...

https://www.ontheclock.com/Blog/Minutes-To-Decimal-Hours-Conversion.aspx

You're arguing over .04 and disregarding the ~.

The full moon this month landing on the 30th makes no difference to the fact that O is the 15th letter and the full moon falls on the 15th day of the 29.53 lunar cycle.
 
@hood LOLCOW,

Everything is connected. The evil behind Donald Trump 666 is very strong! Are you a supporter of the current Antichrist?

Do you know what ~ means? You're making a BIG deal over .04 and its potential occurrence in Nature once in 5,000 years. What a 4,9,3,11.

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Everyone,

KiwiFarmers helped me tweak the "7 Seals"/theories yesterday and a volcano in Southern Japan erupted for the first time in 250 years. I've provided the title page of the prophesied "book/scroll" of Rev 5:1 below as an attachment.

 

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Everything is connected. The evil behind Donald Trump 666 is very strong! Are you a supporter of the current Antichrist?
I support the Christ who practiced "Thou shalt not steal", and if they stole something as petty as a 200$ picture, they are no Christ.

Do you know what ~ means? You're making a BIG deal over .04
I also support a Christ who does not resort to dishonest rounding of numbers too, just saying.
 
@Anonymus Fluffer,

7 minutes 29 seconds = 7.48 minutes (= ~7.4 minutes)

This is according to...

https://www.ontheclock.com/Blog/Minutes-To-Decimal-Hours-Conversion.aspx

You're arguing over .04 and disregarding the ~.

The full moon this month landing on the 30th makes no difference to the fact that O is the 15th letter and the full moon falls on the 15th day of the 29.53 lunar cycle.

Richard, go and read the site I linked, I don't know why it's so damn hard for you. Really, are you that much of a failure at math? No wonder all you could do in school is music and why you have money troubles. I just woke up temporally and have to crunch some numbers.

Prove my math is wrong Richard


help how do I round numbers


Brad confirmed for unable to perform proper rounding off, and is an exceptional individual.

This old man doesn't have a clue when it comes to simple math. Even my 9 year old son can do simple multiplication. Therefore Richard is dumber than a 9 year old since we have never seen him do anything other than simple addition.
 
I doubt he even knows how many letters of the English language were removed over the centuries. & alone was the 27th letter of the alphabet.
I've studied the evolution of the modern English alphabet. & was never the 27th letter of the alphabet. See...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ampersand#27th_letter

I support the Christ who practiced "Thou shalt not steal", and if they stole something as petty as a 200$ picture, they are no Christ. I also support a Christ who does not resort to dishonest rounding of numbers too, just saying.
Sorry to disappoint you or anyone else, but I AM the Christ.

They way you worded that implies that someone who stole something only worth $200 can't be the Christ, but if they stole million$ (e.g. Trump University), they could be. Is that what you meant?

Everyone's familiar with the story of Excalibur - The Sword In The Stone. The young Arthur - to everyone's amazement - was the one "worthy to pull the sword from the stone". Read Revelation 5:1-14...


The Book/Scroll and the Lamb
5:1 Then I saw in the right hand of him who sat on the throne a book/scroll with writing on both sides and sealed with seven seals. 2 And I saw a mighty angel proclaiming in a loud voice, “Who is worthy to break the seals and open the book/scroll?” 3 But no one in heaven or on earth or under the earth could open the book/scroll or even look inside it. 4 I wept and wept because no one was found who was worthy to open the book/scroll or look inside. 5 Then one of the elders said to me, “Do not weep! See, the Lion of the tribe of Judah, the Root of David has triumphed. He is able to open the book/scroll and its seven seals.”

6 Then I saw a Lamb looking as if it had been slain, standing at the center of the throne, encircled by the four living creatures and the elders. The Lamb had seven horns and seven eyes which are the seven spirits of God sent out into all the earth. 7 He went and took the book/scroll from the right hand of him who sat on the throne. And when he had taken it, the four living creatures and the twenty-four elders fell down before the Lamb. Each one had a harp and they were holding golden bowls full of incense, which are the prayers of God’s people. 9 And they sang a new song, saying:

“You are worthy to take the scroll
and to open its seals,
because you were slain,
and with your blood you purchased for God
persons from every tribe and language and people and nation.
10 You have made them to be a kingdom and priests to serve our God,
and they will reign on the earth.”​

11 Then I looked and heard the voice of many angels, numbering thousands upon thousands, and ten thousand times ten thousand. They encircled the throne and the living creatures and the elders. 12 In a loud voice they were saying:

Worthy is the Lamb who was slain
to receive power and wealth and wisdom and strength
and honor and glory and praise!”​

13 Then I heard every creature in heaven and on earth and under the earth and on the sea, and all that is in them, saying:

“To him who sits on the throne and to the Lamb
be praise and honor and glory and power,
forever and ever!”​

14 The four living creatures said, “Amen” and the elders fell down and worshiped.


Synchronism: 8:56 "Special 74% off... 1-800-704-8975" - Omaha Steaks ad on CNN

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9:21 "This is a flawed human being." - CNN
 
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I've studied the evolution of the modern English alphabet. & was never the 27th letter of the alphabet. See...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ampersand#27th_letter

Linking a Wiki page doesn't mean you studied shit all Richard. Everyone here has proven over the course of what? 10 pages proving that. Hell you can't even spell correctly and you use American English which is one of the laziest languages out there. It's one of the reasons why American universities aren't worth going to for English Literature courses. You go to a place like Edinburgh for that or Oxford if you can get a scholarship for that instead.


Sorry to disappoint you, but I AM the Christ.

They way you worded that implies that someone who stole something only worth $200 can't be the Christ, but if they stole million$ (e.g. Trump University), they could be. Is that what you meant?

So you're saying that Jesus Christ and therefore the Holy Trinity are thieves and that Satan was actually the good guy in the Genesis? Sorry Richard, Christ can't be a sinner.

"The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I came that they may have life, and have it abundantly."

Also Richard, you yet again prove that you fail to fully comprehend what a person says and come up with things that they never said.
 
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