Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Cocktimus prime said:
I didn't see that I there but it's on the fucking money how long till he's on Tumblr crying about interweb bullies
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My sides are in orbit. But no truer statement has been said. :story:
 
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JEWS probably worked something out with him. He had mentioned multiple times that he was dicksucking in the IRC. Probably has an idea to just integrate Bryan as another spergy anon poster instead of letting his autism destroy the board like a cancer.

It's harder to notice how bad posters are on an anon imageboard. You just assume it's some random sperg each time and write it off as white noise.
 
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I knew somebody that made the thread on Bryan. They banned him because of "NYPA". Someone also added some stupid shit in the last paragraph that they made.
 

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James Earl Cash said:
I knew somebody that made the thread on Bryan. They banned him because of "NYPA". Someone also added some stupid shit in the last paragraph that they made. https://imgur.com/a/g4FKeGG
For some reason it won't let me upload the pictures on here. Maybe something is wrong on my end but I just have to do this for now.
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Huh weird that they'd delete so quick to it wasn't like they were calling for his head or something

At any rate there is a new thread up snagged an archive just in case this time
http://archive.is/ZA8TY
 
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If he is getting cuddly with JEW, that's fucking hilarious because only their kind would want to deal with the rampant sperg that is Bryan. On the other hand? I don't know if that's the case. They could very well be m.ilking Bryan for what he's worth by making him the pet cow in IRC.

Edit: Evidence is starting to suggest otherwise. And Bryan is giant cocksucker.
 
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There's a TL;DR quality to this post, but given that the stream itself is about 2 hours, I'd say Vidar probably did a good job in summarizing this.

Enjoy Bryan's latest piece of detective work:

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I don't know really where to start or how to unpack this. But Last night Andy showed up to The ralph retorts kill stream where this guy called zoom had been caught on camera admitting on camera that he had watched pedophilia with his girlfriend. She was heard claiming they had watched it together, and the recordings where generally creepy. And played on stream. Based on the recordings alone this almost didn't warrant a discussion. However it was one big red flag. It was information gathered by the exceptional detective. Needless to say The closest police equivalent to him is that guy from the film "bad lieutenant" He have a proven track record of trying to frame people for being pedophiles. Myself included. But in any case no matter how much of Andys Cocain and spaghetti he had spilled over the case files this was pretty damning stuff. This was a 8 hour long stream and the first half was used watching the "evidence" And to begin with everyone was convinced over Zooms guilt was unquestionable. It was even alleged that the girl in the recording was underage. And that zoom had psychologically abused her. She is even heard in the recordings saying "you showed me a 6 year old girl getting raped in the ass" and he seemed to acknowledge the fact. It doesn't get much worse then that.

This put both the people watching, and the panel in the livestream in a frenzy. They could not virtue signal hard enough how bad this guy was, and that he was the scum of the earth. But this zoom guy kept his cool and didn't seem bothered with the allegations at all. He claimed it was not something you could take at face value. But when it rains it pours. Eceptional detective had another bombshell. It wasn't baked alaska that had doxed andys family. Which he had claimed earlier, but this zoom guy. And andy agreed. How could anyone be worse then this, doxer, pedophile, swatter, insane psychopath zoom. It was no longer a question of guilt. It was just a competition between people in how they could be seen as most loud, outraged and virtuos, they could not condemn this guy hard enough. But the moderator Ralph incredibly managed to moderate things. Which was an incredible feat in and of itself. Because some people would just drone on and not shut up, but he was exceptionally good using the mute feature. Which made the whole thing coherent for the people watching.

Cracks in the fasade was soon starting to form however. Because it turned out the pedophile allegations wasn't anything new at all. This was 2,5 year old drama from a now defunked video/voice chat service called blabb. Where you would stream yourself, anyone could create a room and it was 3 other slots where people could jump in without any invitation. So at least in theory this was made public the moment it happened. That in and of itself was not so important. The nature of what was being said was still pretty damning. However Zoom said he could explain it. He said the girl was drunk and trolling him. And was putting on a spectacle to make him look stupid in the worst way possible. And that the thing was more complex then what it seemed at face value. There was a lot of autistic drama preceding this. Which I don't need to get in to, as it will make this needlessly complicated. But the short and condensed version is that it was it was some furious M'ladying where he was told how to behave and to play along with what she was saying. Over the span of days. Most people would not even buy this story because the whole thing was so incredibly dumb. And even though some people would even confirm the story, this was not believed at all. Exceptional detective could even debunk his agrument by pointing out inconsistencies in the story. "This pedophile is lying guys, it was all from the same night and the recording is seamless" He proudly proclaimed. Only problem is that the day and night cycle was changing from one clip to the other. (Day-night-day) However this was minor inconsistencies it didn't exonerate this guy at all. They just claimed he made the whole thing up. There was even people that knew him on the stream that talked about how he was a creepy fuck, and how he had gone after them. But what came to light is that at least one of these accusers was even more dirty, and zoom showed evidence of him grooming and exposing himself to minors.

However another bombshell was about to drop on zooms head. Yet another video of him. And this time he was the one grooming and exposing himself to a 12 year old girl. We where told. Britbong had audio overlayed with PedoBear where you could hear him being lewd with a minor. Which lead to another round with condemning him and proclaming him to be the scum of the earth. Kill him and destroy all pedos etc. Turns out the pedobear overlay was hiding the skypelogs he was reading from in the original video. And that the girl in the recording was in her 20's not a child at all.

It seemed like this clever fox Zoom had an answer to everything. There even was at one point a real Australian police officer involved to grill him. And a real detective beats a exceptional one every day. It was really great having a person asking pertinent questions, not just people screaming their lungs out how bad of a pedophile Zoom was. This policeman really asked questions that made sense. He wasn't on some virtue induced ego trip but actually made the facts clearer. Zoom now had a really stupid but consistent story. So the focus shifted to him being a liar instead.

It's here the amazing andy warski becomes a part of the story. Because a girl alleged to be the zooms girlfriend had been in the text chat collaborating what zoom had claimed all along. But since she was unwilling to go on the stream. This was claimed to be fabricated. She said she didn't want to, because earlier prior to this stream, the exceptional detective and others had sperged on here for hours. And even though she never changed her story. and was saying the exact thins as zoom had been saying all along. Detective an the others would just go ahead and ignore everything she had said. Because it didn't fit in to their fabricated drama narrative. To prove that it was actually her. Zoom Sent Warski a screenshot of his mobile with a text from her. But that was no enough. The others agreed that this was him just fabricating text messages. So the conspiracy just got even more complicated. However Zoom had done a hack job concealing the number in the screenshot he had sent andy. So no the great andy was in a position where he could blow the conspiracy wide open. He proceeded to call the number. But there was no answer. However now they had a number and could verify zoom was lying. But not before zoom himself called the girl in question, and you could hear "No I will not talk on stream" and the call was ended. The girl was clearly her.

Now the house of cards where crumbling. But people refused to believe it still. They where adamant that she wouldn't go on stream because she was afraid and was lying. However it seemed that the truth was more that she was really embarrassed over the whole situation. And didn't want people like that tonkasaw, andy and others screaming incoherently at her like monkeys. Something they had been doing for the last several hours with zoom because he in their view was a lying pedophile. Andy announced that they would behave like based adults, and everyone else agreed. They just needed confirmation of the story they had called a lie and a total fabrication. And they would be happy... The girl nervously, and embarassed agreed to come on. and it was no doubt it was her. And she BTFO exceptional detectives investigation, and basically all of the others involved in the stream. It wasn't long before Tonka monkey started to scream incoherently again and shift the goalpost. Breaking all the promises they gave before she came on. The question of pedophilia was answered. Zoom never was involved with it. So Monkey saw tried to make this about her abhorrent actions. Which she had been sorry for and regretted for 2,5 years. That never was a question in the first place. Andy in a desperate attempt to save some face was still harping on about the number he was given, even though the girl was on the fucking stream. But at least it meant the end of the 8 hour shitshow that had unfolded.

The only based individuals in the whole stream where Zoom, The moderator Ralph, the Australian police officer, and the actual girl with a few exceptions. The actual thing that they where talking about was inexcusable and terrible. You don't get people to pretend to be pedophiles to slander them. That is fucking stupid. Pedophilia is bad. I neglected to mention most people that where just acting like hysteric idiots over something that had been dead for a long time. And they where in fact the majority of the stream. But there is just that many times you need to repeat something everyone knows and agree on. The outrage was real, but the situation didn't warrant it.
Andy and his bloodsport brothers made a real ass of themselves.

I hope this is somewhat coherent. It was a really long stream and a lot of things happened. To bring it any real justice you have to write a book about it. It was that long and complicated.

Zoom might be the most smartest sosiopath in the world. And he orchestrated some 4d chess with people. And bee some kind of evil mastermind forcing the girl to do whatever. I don't know. But from what I can tell, he was holding his own against warski and the others. And in the end won the discussion.

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This guy Zoom faced Andy and other bloodsports hooligans on Ralph retorts killstream trying to defend himself over allegations King of pol had dragged up that where 2,5 years old and settled, a long time ago. It resulted in mass hysteria and a shitshow that at one point seemed to have no end. It exposed andy and others like fucking idiots.
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A thread was made on /cow/ about Bryan due to his recent influx of activity and namefagging. Within about 15 minutes, Bryan came in and started calling everyone Zoom. About an hour later, the thread was deleted by Homor, a mod notorious for sucking up to e-celebs. The prevailing theory is that Bryan is trying to get in with the mods of /cow/ to try and troll-shield
 

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The one thing that always gets me, every fucking time is the fact he is always neck deep in shit, sometimes for long fucking hours on these stupid cunting live streams. I seriously do not fucking understand how people like Tonka, Andy and Ralph still invite him in. The viewers literally hate him, I don't think I have seen a single comment in defence of him when he has been on a stream. Especially the zoom one.

I get that they are money hungry jews, out for attention and pretty similar in that to KoP, but even they are aware of how much a fucking retard he is. As I posted earlier, Faliure was pretty aware of how full of shit KoP is when he smashed his keyboard. He was pretty much asking for him to neck himself in chat for a while.
 
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