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Isn't it ironic that her sentencing day is on Hitler's birthday AND the Columbine massacre? Irony is a cruel mistress.
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The agreed statement also has a note found in her cell, framing the plans for a murder plot with romantic urgency: “I was to be his Eric Harris and He (sic) would be my Dylan Klebold ... Eventually, I realized that we really were Eric and Dylan, their minds having taken refuge in our bodies some time after their demise in 1997.”
She really said they died in 1997?
Damn.
I did not see her getting a life sentence.
But I could understand why, since she never renounced how she felt even after being locked up for three years.
LIFE (25 years) IN PRISON
PAROLE ELIGIBILITY AFTER 10 YEARS
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How the fuck is 25 years (and parole eligibility in 10) "life in prison"?I did not see her getting a life sentence.
She must be embarrassed at that hairstyle she's got at 1:16.I suspect this one (address included if you want to drop her a line!):
Grand Valley Institution for Women
1575 Homer Watson Blvd,
Kitchener, ON N2P 2C5
Here is something to dance to before the big day tomorrow!
Not yet. Dust is still settling.Also, might it be a good idea to close this?
How the fuck is 25 years (and parole eligibility in 10) "life in prison"?
See, this is something in the criminal justice system that annoys the hell out of me. The terminology is completely unintuitive and confusing to the average person. I'm OK with complicated topics having complicated phrasing. That's only natural.
But prison sentences are not complicated. They're a single number: duration behind bars. Or, hell, let's be indulgent. Let's give you another number: eligibility for parole. There, two numbers. That's all you need to accurately convey the sentence to your casual observer.
These are not complicated topics.
Same thing with "felony murder". If someone dies while you're committing a felony, you can be charged with "felony murder". If you rob a bank and a security guard shoots your accomplice, you can be charged with "felony murder", which is ridiculous. Not the idea that you should be held responsible, that's totally fair.
No, what's dumb is using the term "murder". It is confusing to the reader. Say manslaughter. Of course, the next retort is "well that's how the statutes are written". Well yeah, no shit, and that's exceptional. Pick different terminology.
Unnecessarily obscure terminology is undemocratic.
Your average person doesn't read a story about "life in prison", then see they misunderstood, and then go "aha, now I'm informed". They just think "well shit, the legal system is full of bullshit, I can't believe anything that's going on, because there's some sneaky legal tricks going on underneath".
Unless there's a reason otherwise, government functions should be as transparent as possible. "Life in prison" -> "whoops, out in 10" is extremely opaque.
Heh, also: is Canada going to forbid her from leaving the country? I wonder if we have any reciprocity in the US with Canada. Like in case she just decided to come back to the US and try to stock up on guns again.
In Canada life in prison is life in prison. Article must have fudged the facts. You are eligible for parole after 10 years but given the circumstances I doubt this will happen. I think she's going away for a long time. Also given the circumstances she'd be banned from leaving the country as part of her parole terms (IF she gets it).
So what does the (25 years) mean? Please help I'm so confused
Y'know, I don't think she'd actually be barred from entering the US. She's a US citizen. It'd be against Canadian law for her to leave Canada, but the US wouldn't stop her. Or even if they wanted to, and if she just strolled across the border, I'm not sure if that's even illegal. If your paperwork is otherwise in order, I don't think they care how you got across the border.Also given the circumstances she'd be banned from leaving the country as part of her parole terms (IF she gets it).
Does time on remand count towards the sentence?
So what does the (25 years) mean? Please help I'm so confused
So does this mean she might be able to post here again?
I don't dispute that she could've gotten laid.
How the fuck is 25 years (and parole eligibility in 10) "life in prison"?
See, this is something in the criminal justice system that annoys the hell out of me. The terminology is completely unintuitive and confusing to the average person. I'm OK with complicated topics having complicated phrasing. That's only natural.
Heh, also: is Canada going to forbid her from leaving the country? I wonder if we have any reciprocity in the US with Canada. Like in case she just decided to come back to the US and try to stock up on guns again.
Not yet. Dust is still settling.
But yeah, soonish I would imagine we'll tie it off when things quiet down.
Does time on remand count towards the sentence?
So what does the (25 years) mean? Please help I'm so confused