13 Ghosts - 13 Ghosts

Was my second favorite thing Vincent Price ever did...

First was:
His work on EuroDisney's Haunted Mansion was mostly dank, too

Semi unrelated but this is the most recent topic with the ghost topic.

Just want to raise my theory that all Bigfoot sightings are actually Ghosts of Cavemen, thus why we haven’t caught any Sasquatch yet.
Just like how Nessies are the ghosts of plesiosaurs!
 
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What does it say about the movie that it featured thirteen ghosts but all I ever remember about that movie is the glass house with all the clockwork gears inside?

That kind of house would be a nightmare for privacy, but I suppose I'd still rather live in that glass house than a modern "smart home" with cameras and microphones pre-installed in every appliance and wall panel.

The Thirteen Ghosts vs. 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo thing is especially funny because second generation "Shaggy" Matt Lillard appeared in the movie.

Just want to raise my theory that all Bigfoot sightings are actually Ghosts of Cavemen, thus why we haven’t caught any Sasquatch yet.

That's a different theory than the usual ones, I'll give you that, but I prefer the Sasquatch theory that is the basis for this comic.
 
What does it say about the movie that it featured thirteen ghosts but all I ever remember about that movie is the glass house with all the clockwork gears inside?

That kind of house would be a nightmare for privacy, but I suppose I'd still rather live in that glass house than a modern "smart home" with cameras and microphones pre-installed in every appliance and wall panel.

It doesn't even matter because it wasn't really a house, it was a machine to open a portal to hell, which is kinda badass
 
It doesn't even matter because it wasn't really a house, it was a machine to open a portal to hell

I like how in horror movies the genius characters are always evil or crazy and working on ways to open hell for no good reason

Bill: "Hey Gary, whatcha working on?"
Lord Gary Brimstein the Third: "I found out instantaneous travel. You can go anywhere"
Bill: "Oh man, that's amazing! Imagine how much it will change soci-"
Gary the Defiler: "Nah, I'm going to send some college kids to hell"
Bill: "What? Why?!"
Gary Von Drechen: "I'm abruptly dying so I can't fully explain my motives"
Bill: "I'll live so I can give some exposition but not enough to be satisfying"
Gary the Dead: "k ty"
 
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If nothing else, Thirteen Ghosts had outstanding production design for a (relatively) modestly-budgeted horror film.

Google gives the budget as $20 million (which would be roughly $28.5 million in 2018 dollars), more or less in line with the budget for House on Haunted Hill ($19 million but shot two years earlier so it's within the inflation fudge factor of having the same budget) but the "house" in Thirteen Ghosts was much more memorable.
 
I like how in horror movies the genius characters are always evil or crazy and working on ways to open hell for no good reason

Bill: "Hey Gary, whatcha working on?"
Lord Gary Brimstein the Third: "I found out instantaneous travel. You can go anywhere"
Bill: "Oh man, that's amazing! Imagine how much it will change soci-"
Gary the Defiler: "Nah, I'm going to send some college kids to hell"
Bill: "What? Why?!"
Gary Von Drechen: "I'm abruptly dying so I can't fully explain my motives"
Bill: "I'll live so I can give some exposition but not enough to be satisfying"
Gary the Dead: "k ty"

Actually the specific goal was to open the Eye of Hell which would give the bad guy the ability to see the future or see everything (I forget) but at least he had a reason
 
I mean it was good when I was 13. Around the time it came out. I tried watching it for a laugh 6 months ago and ended up having a seizure.
I like how you pretend you're a 4chan poster, but you type with shit like words. And again, you have full blown autism, in the sense you can't read social cues at all, as you constantly call people mad for saying things you dislike. You are calling me autistic, when you are the one who is actually autistic. It's just your cover all buzzword insult that you say at everything you don't like.
 
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