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samovski said:
That hair, it just has to go doesn't it. It looks like someone's put a ill-fitting wig on top of his head
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He's grown his own Trilby (that thing neckbeards wear that people think is called a Fedora). He feels awkward about his appearance, like any other Trilby-ed up neckbearder.

This is bitchy to say, but anything that distracts the eye away from his face as it is now is a plus, including the Trilby-turd. Start lifting weights to get some neck, grow a beard (not one confined solely to that neck), whatever gets rid of the double chin.

He really just needs some confidence, ya know?
 
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If we could all just use the (Poop) emoji when you call him (Poop)head I'd greatly appreciate it.

Edit: As shown here, if his phone doesn't support emoji (Like the forums) it won't show him anything, thus the joke will go right over his (poop) head
 
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N0thingICanDo said:
Hey! The ultimate detractor youtube is out to get Phil again!
Look at those disgusting tags on the videos he is babysitting, he does not only just spam video uploads, he also spam tags.........



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@PieceofShet Damn it, I misremembered this Tweet. I thought the screenshot showed slightly more than it did to where you could see there were no other videos queued up below it with the bottom of the page showing, and that he had said something different about multiple tabs. I was reading that it was possible to do that in Google Chrome and I pulled a Bryan Dunn and just posted 'OMG guys, this is so funny' before confirming the original source.

I still think the issue he is having is on his end from what he has shown and that he has it set up so that 100% of his available upload speed will be allocated to any upload, and if someone uses that connection for anything else during the upload it can cause the upload to stall and timeout while the system reallocates available bandwidth. There is a way to change this. He could also test it by queuing up his uploads and then playing Overwatch on Kats PC. Instead he just @'s TeamYouTube with "Hey! Your website's broken :mad:" It's the spurging out when any amount of problem solving is required on his part I find funny.
 
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N0thingICanDo said:
Pineapple head apparently changed his hair to shit-head and then suggested DSP to bring back the infamous
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He has the same kind of doughy face Phil does. Honestly, he could be Phil's son. If Phil wasn't a raging homosexual, that is.
 
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So since I never watched a live stream of Phil's, and TIHYDP is probably gonna take a while to be made, I need to ask, how fucked is he treating that kid in GoW? And do you think since Kat is playing it too, do you think she is noticing a major difference in how she handles moments in the game, and how Phil does?
 
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on a little bit of semi-related news, but anyone got the botched kinect unboxing video and subsequent bitching how it doesn't fit on Philboy's TV?
 
Someone update me if I'm outdated on this. Its been awhile since I've been on consoles. But maybe instead of continuing to buy multiple copies of games like morons, kat can pick up a physical copy whenever possible, that way she can wait a few weeks or days while Phil steamrolls through the game to get to other sweet day one views as quickly as possible or avail herself of the fruits of over a decade of nearly every mainstream release.
 
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Someone update me if I'm outdated on this. Its been awhile since I've been on consoles. But maybe instead of continuing to buy multiple copies of games like morons, kat can pick up a physical copy whenever possible, that way she can wait a few weeks or days while Phil steamrolls through the game to get to other sweet day one views as quickly as possible or avail herself of the fruits of over a decade of nearly every mainstream release.
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I mean to be fair, what else is she meant to do stuck at his place while he streams? In her defence, she makes her own money and if she wants to play a game day one why can't she? It's Phil that's the liar complaining about money, that's his own problem and she really should be able to do whatever she wants.
 
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Agree with @chairgate whilst Kat knows about Phil's scamming or doesn't? She has her own job and has done not much she did say we called her horseface :p however I think this should be treated similarly to the PandaLee getting a job situation. They have done an act of bettering themselves and actually aiding society. She is nothing more than an unfortunate bystander in this.
 
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I mean to be fair, what else is she meant to do stuck at his place while he streams? In her defence, she makes her own money and if she wants to play a game day one why can't she? It's Phil that's the liar complaining about money, that's his own problem and she really should be able to do whatever she wants.
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I'm addressing them as the team they're supposed to be according to phil. A physical transferable copy is the obvious way to go now that they are living together. As an adult she should be able to control her impulse to play the current IT game for a few weeks at most. Not only that but she'll have a growing hoard of almost every major title available whenever she wants outside of phil doing a redemption run. And even though the PS4 is Phil's main console and he returns every game he can, he almost certainly still has a considerable library of games available for her to play in the meantime. Probably far larger than the collections of most people. If she's going to play along with phil's scam of being a gf to a supposedly broke manchild gamer might as well start acting like it.
 
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Phalanx said:
Agree with @chairgate whilst Kat knows about Phil's scamming or doesn't? She has her own job and has done not much she did say we called her horseface :p however I think this should be treated similarly to the PandaLee getting a job situation. They have done an act of bettering themselves and actually aiding society. She is nothing more than an unfortunate bystander in this.
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She's in on (knows) phil's scams or at best willfully ignorant. She'd have to be a moron or some incredibly sheltered amish not to know the reputation of perhaps the most infamous scumbag gamer especially as his supposed girlfriend. she was a streamer herself who probably spends quite a bit of time on the internet and gaming and met him online. I don't get the idea of how Kat is completely innocent and uninvolved. Afawk, she's either living at the YMCA Burnell funded by PRCult dollars or she's as heavily involved with Phil as he claims and living as a loving couple who spend almost no time together funded with PRCult dollars. She might come across as quite a bit more passive than Leanna but its still a little bit scummy to throw around money so freely, that in a way could be considered to come partly from the money phil scammed and you did not lift a finger to stop.
 
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