Jack Z / Jack Jankowski (gave Chris $1,200 for BronyCon, wants to hang out with him there)

[Pony Horn]

The reason is that CWC has given me and my friends a decade's worth of entertainment, so it only feels right that we give him something back. The dude deserves a break once in a while.

Then why not just buy him a $500 ticket along with a hotel room or a spot in your room?

Then leave him be. If he doesn't wanna hang out for a prolonged period of time, then there really isn't anything myself or my friends can do about it. The best I can hope for is a decent sized QA video, but I am anticipating he'll be too distracted by all the stuff going on at the con itself to want to stay still in one spot.

So you're a good guy but you set it up so you can alog him with those bad videos.

You did it for an interview to get efame and Youtube hits but you say you probably won't get a good interview. And (with the possible exception of the first few Chris docs and interviews) no one has gotten anything even remotely close to efame from doing one.

You say you want to be on the CWCKI but if you do an interview you will be on it anyway, without all the money and bad vids. If you're a troll you either loaned or gave Chris $1200 which means you lose.

You have failed at being a good guy, a troll, and everything else besides an autist.

 

[Porker LeVance]

The best I can hope for is a decent sized QA video, but I am anticipating he'll be too distracted by all the stuff going on at the con itself to want to stay still in one spot.

Do you have questions planned? I think you might want to work on a list, and seriously what could you possibly ask that anyone doesn’t already know? A Q&A video isn’t exactly going to get you any fame or recognition unless it’s the best one anyone has ever seen.

 

[Jack Z]

Then why not just buy him a $500 ticket along with a hotel room or a spot in your room?
So you're a good guy but you set it up so you can alog him with those bad videos.

You did it for an interview to get efame and Youtube hits but you say you probably won't get a good interview. And (with the possible exception of the first few Chris docs and interviews) no one has gotten anything even remotely close to efame from doing one.

You say you want to be on the CWCKI but if you do an interview you will be on it anyway, without all the money and bad vids. If you're a troll you either loaned or gave Chris $1200 which means you lose.

You have failed at being a good guy, a troll, and everything else besides an autist.

Not gonna deny that.

Do you have questions planned? I think you might want to work on a list, and seriously what could you possibly ask that anyone doesn’t already know? A Q&A video isn’t exactly going to get you any fame or recognition unless it’s the best one anyone has ever seen.

So what will I need to do to make it so?

 

[Mason Verger]

Then why not just buy him a $500 ticket along with a hotel room or a spot in your room?
So you're a good guy but you set it up so you can alog him with those bad videos.

You did it for an interview to get efame and Youtube hits but you say you probably won't get a good interview. And (with the possible exception of the first few Chris docs and interviews) no one has gotten anything even remotely close to efame from doing one.

You say you want to be on the CWCKI but if you do an interview you will be on it anyway, without all the money and bad vids. If you're a troll you either loaned or gave Chris $1200 which means you lose.

You have failed at being a good guy, a troll, and everything else besides an autist.

Well as far as the YouTube fame and fortune angle, he's either lying or a colossal idiot.

A quick look says you'd need about 1 million views to make $2000, and YouTube takes %45 of that. So 1 million views, of a niche interest subject, would only just start earning you your $1,200 back. 2 million views before you could even really say it's earning a profit. Pewdiepie, the BIGGEST youtuber of all time only has 4.4 million views on his Chris Chan video.

And this is all taking into account that it doesn't get strikes or is demonitized, because it certainly will. Like almost immediately.

 

[Jack Z]

Well as far as the YouTube fame and fortune angle, he's either lying or a colossal idiot.

A quick look says you'd need about 1 million views to make $2000, and YouTube takes %45 of that. So 1 million views, of a niche interest subject, would only just start earning you your $1,200 back. 2 million views before you could even really say it's earning a profit. Pewdiepie, the BIGGEST youtuber of all time only has 4.4 million views on his Chris Chan video.

And this is all taking into account that it doesn't get strikes or is demonitized, because it certainly will. Like almost immediately.

I guess I'll just cut my losses and move the fuck on, then.

 

[Okkervils]

Not gonna deny that.



So what will I need to do to make it so?

No matter what you do, you're not going to become 'internet famous' from this little stunt. Even large figures in christory fade into obscurity after a short time. Is making money or obtaining fame really your goal here?

Just relax, enjoy the con, meet Chris and accept that's all that may come of it. If he doesn't spend the money on something else, that is. Even then, he has the money, why would he spend time with you? Out of gratitude?

I'm so confused. What do you specifically want out of this? What are you expecting?

I guess I'll just cut my losses and move the fuck on, then.

Finally, some logic...

 

[Mason Verger]

I guess I'll just cut my losses and move the fuck on, then.

Fuck no, go for it. Prove me wrong.

I'm just some asshole on the Internet, believe in yourself.

 

[AllMightyCow]

I guess I'll just cut my losses and move the fuck on, then.

You should've never set your goals to be "the next big, famous YouTuber!" but a small figure in this realm of autism. But then again, documentaries/interviews come and go. If you did something funny however (I think someone suggested earlier in the thread to get Chris drunk, try that), it'll probably get front paged here and have its own article on the CWCki.

 

[Okkervils]

You should've never set your goals to be "the next big, famous YouTuber!" but a small figure in this realm of autism. But then again, documentaries/interviews come and go. If you did something funny however (I think someone suggested earlier in the thread to get Chris drunk, try that), it'll probably get front paged here and have its own article on the CWCki.

This is more realistic.
...Just don't rape him or anything.

 

[Muscle Bra]

It's not that I don't believe him...I just don't really believe him. Giving Chris twelve hundred dollars, unless you're literally fucking exceptional, has to have some underlying malicious intent.

As hard as it may be to comprehend, CWC has somehow acquired a non-ironic fanbase and is probably one of the best-known Bronies out there. Remember Hambeast 2 from last year's BronyCon? If Chris hadn't attached himself to her, don't you think she would totally have given Chris money (if she had any of her own) to hang out with her?

Plus, when these folks with YouTube channels put CWC on them, they do get additional views. Personally, I don't think @Jack Z is going to get $1200 worth of views from his investment, but that's not my business.

And you believe him? Why?

For some strange reason, I do. Jack has been pretty upfront with us about what he did and his reasons for doing it, he's put up with a lot of razzing, and he hasn't left. The not-Jack started off with a lie about getting banned from the Farms and got progressively more outrageous from there.

That being said, BlueSpike earned himself a reputation for being "the guy who made an autistic tard shove a hunk of plastic up his ass". If Jack (or anyone else, FTM) wants to violate Chris in a hotel room, being known as "the guy who made an autistic tard suck his duck in a shitty video" is far far worse.

Considering all the other things that CWC was talked into doing over the last decade, I think that's giving CWC far too much credit.

I'm not sure about that. One of the constants in Chris's life has always been that he is revolted by the pickle. While he did say that he would consider taking something up the ass if his heartsweet wanted him to, I couldn't see CWC going so far as to allow some dirty brute male to stick his pickle in his mouth under any circumstances.

 

[Jack Z]

Ah Welp.

 

[scared sheep]

Not gonna deny that.

Glad to see you're being honest.

So what will I need to do to make it so?

I'm not a Chris regular nor an obsessive Chris follower, but here's my personal thoughts on that:

1. Ask them questions they can and will answer? Stuff like "what will you do when Barb's dead?" and "why don't you get a job?" are pointless. Also, no weeny questions. Stuff mentioning Game Place and Julaaaaay are stupid and overdone.
2. Don't pay for it. Meet them organically and ask them stuff without money tied to it. Paying them makes you seem desperate and weenish. (whoops too late for that)
3. Sit him down and video tape it naturally. Not just 30 seconds of interrogation while in a line. Get them over to a couch, have questions prepared, and give them time to think about their answer.
4. Be genuine. Treat them like you'd treat another human being, not cattle you have to herd, but also not some e-celeb who's farts you'd like to huff.

They're just an autistic person who wasn't raised with the right coping mechanisms or given enough help as a child to really know what they're doing. They aren't evil, they aren't pure, they're just another human on this weird ass Earth.

 

[Mason Verger]

Ah Welp.

That's interesting, what else you got man?

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Ah Welp.

Brother died after a Chris vid?
Hmmm....

 

[Jack Z]

Glad to see you're being honest.

I'm not a Chris regular nor an obsessive Chris follower, but here's my personal thoughts on that:

1. Ask them questions they can and will answer? Stuff like "what will you do when Barb's dead?" and "why don't you get a job?" are pointless. Also, no weeny questions. Stuff mentioning Game Place and Julaaaaay are stupid and overdone.
2. Don't pay for it. Meet them organically and ask them stuff without money tied to it. Paying them makes you seem desperate and weenish. (whoops too late for that)
3. Sit him down and video tape it naturally. Not just 30 seconds of interrogation while in a line. Get them over to a couch, have questions prepared, and give them time to think about their answer.
4. Be genuine. Treat them like you'd treat another human being, not cattle you have to herd, but also not some e-celeb who's farts you'd like to huff.

1. Any suggestions? Perhaps maybe something involving the direction of Sonichu?

2. I'll be wearing a costume, as will my friends. "Jack Z.", however, is an alias, as are DIO and Harold. I'm not sure about Parlette or Shadow Resident's involvement.

3. I have a tripod and some pretty good quality equipment. We're planning on having him sit down in a private area.

4. We'll be as accommodating and be accepting of his needs as much as possible


I also do have a collection of props and stuff. My other friend makes puppet videos. He's one of Curt Sibling's followers. Here he is with Tara Strong!

His dA is Gruntchovski. Please don't troll him, he's a really nice guy.

That's interesting, what else you got man?

Not much else, but I think I might've honed in on the whole Chris Parlette/Shadow Resident nonsense.

 

[Mason Verger]

Brother died after a Chris vid?
Hmmm....

"Geez. So much power... That's—that's a lot worse than when that child locked himself in the room after he—after seeing Optimus Primedie in the original movie."

Chris can't keep getting away with this

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Ah Welp.

Things are getting fucking extreme now, and the Stone Cutters are going to be so full of anger.

Lol, we have a in.

 

[MahFibro!]

Brother died after a Chris vid?
Hmmm....

He didn't just die - he 'committed suicide'.

Seriously - who's buying this?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I have no idea what's going on, but I can tell these people, take solace in the truth that most of the people involved in this BS will die alone, together.

 

[Medley]

I guess I'll just cut my losses and move the fuck on, then.

Congratulations. You spent $1200 to become a foot note on the cwciki