Jack Z / Jack Jankowski (gave Chris $1,200 for BronyCon, wants to hang out with him there)

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Weens are thought to be one autistic entity in our world. Thats why we always discouraged everyone from being a Hirtes, or a Ween, or to give Chris money.

But by damn, we have Trump to thank for this. People have too much disposable income. Its just too easy to throw money at Chris. This big mystery saga is something I, personally look forward to. I have always gave the "Saga Runner" the benefit of the doubt, and this is no different. @Jack Z now that you have your "In" do not fucking blow it. Make something interesting. You must done be rich in order to give Chris $1200. Your money could do anything you want it to.

Go get em Richie Rich.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
Weens are thought to be one autistic entity in our world. Thats why we always discouraged everyone from being a Hirtes, or a Ween, or to give Chris money.

But by damn, we have Trump to thank for this. People have too much disposable income. Its just too easy to throw money at Chris. This big mystery saga is something I, personally look forward to. I have always gave the "Saga Runner" the benefit of the doubt, and this is no different. @Jack Z now that you have your "In" do not fucking blow it. Make something interesting. You must done be rich in order to give Chris $1200. Your money could do anything you want it to.

Go get em Richie Rich.
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I'm going to definitely try my best to not let you guys down.

Okkervils said:
Agreed with @TrippinKahlua 's sentiments. Like I said earlier to Marvin, I want to believe. So as much as I'm ragging on you, @Jack Z , try your best not to let this be a total flop. Oh, and stop with the SAW-esque vids. Not going to help.
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I appreciate the constructive criticism. Yeah I'll stop with the general tryhard vibes and attempt something more original.
 
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Jack Z said:
1. Any suggestions? Perhaps maybe something involving the direction of Sonichu?
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The medallion.

I know I'm never going to get closure on what really happened with the MLW boss battle but I still have hopes for the medallion. I would love to know what events led to Chris deciding to mold his electric hedgehog abomination into a medallion, and later convinced him to make the medallion a permanent part of his wardrobe.

2. My other friend makes puppet videos. He's one of Curt Sibling's followers. Here he is with Tara Strong!
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Dude, you're really not helping to make your case here. You know that, right?
 
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Muscle Bra said:
The medallion.

I know I'm never going to get closure on what really happened with the MLW boss battle but I still have hopes for the medallion. I would love to know what events led to Chris deciding to mold his electric hedgehog abomination into a medallion, and later convinced him to make the medallion a permanent part of his wardrobe.


Dude, you're really not helping to make your case here. You know that, right?
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I mean, not to pull a Christine, but I myself was diagnosed with ASD, as well as one of the other people involved in this. So while I understand it is your prerogative to make a mockery of people on the spectrum, I have no "case" to make. I do, in fact, have autism.

In order to talk to CWC, you must think like CWC. Pure and simple.
 
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Jack Z said:
1. Any suggestions? Perhaps maybe something involving the direction of Sonichu?
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Tell Chris he's fat and dumb.

My actual answer was something about Barb and Cole but I'm pretty sure he wouldn't talk about that, even if he is being recorded by a group of fags in cosplay who paid him four figures for the privilege.

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I also do have a collection of props and stuff. My other friend makes puppet videos. He's one of Curt Sibling's followers. Here he is with Tara Strong!
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What does this have to do with anything? Who's Curt Sibling? I googled him and the first result is an ED page, and a bit below that he has a dormant thread here. Is that why anyone is supposed to know who he is?

What do you mean by "props"? Is this a video interview or are you having Chris do prop comedy lmao

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His dA is Gruntchovski. Please don't troll him, he's a really nice guy.
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Nobody is going to troll your friend who you brought up for no reason.
 
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Jack Z said:
1. Any suggestions? Perhaps maybe something involving the direction of Sonichu?

2. I'll be wearing a costume, as will my friends. "Jack Z.", however, is an alias, as are DIO and Harold. I'm not sure about Parlette or Shadow Resident's involvement.

3. I have a tripod and some pretty good quality equipment. We're planning on having him sit down in a private area.

4. We'll be as accommodating and be accepting of his needs as much as possible :)


I also do have a collection of props and stuff. My other friend makes puppet videos. He's one of Curt Sibling's followers. Here he is with Tara Strong!
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His dA is Gruntchovski. Please don't troll him, he's a really nice guy.



Not much else, but I think I might've honed in on the whole Chris Parlette/Shadow Resident nonsense.
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I'm not saying it's a good idea. It still may be considered weening or fanboyish/trollish. I'm just saying if you're going to try to pull it off, that's the route I would take.
 
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oh my

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Honestly, just take these videos down. Not that it'll do much good as I'm sure they've been archived several times over, but I think it would go a long way towards showing the forum you're trying not to be a complete and utter ween.

Please, if you've genuinely convinced Chris to hang out with you - provide something original and interesting. If you go out of your way to make a fool of him, it's just going to fall on its face and you'll end up looking like Braveryjerk.

Just let Chris be Chris and have fun. Get a couple drinks, show him interacting with MLP celebs, etc. - I think it would go a long way just to show everyone an inside look into an unadultered Chris just being himself, in HD no less.

Treat him like a human being, don't try and pull any lulz and just let things happen organically. That'll provide the best content :D
 
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Stormy Putin said:
Honestly, just take these videos down. Not that it'll do much good as I'm sure they've been archived several times over, but I think it would go a long way towards showing the forum you're trying not to be a complete and utter ween.

Please, if you've genuinely convinced Chris to hang out with you - provide something original and interesting. If you go out of your way to make a fool of him, it's just going to fall on its face and you'll end up looking like Braveryjerk.

Just let Chris be Chris and have fun. Get a couple drinks, show him interacting with MLP celebs, etc. - I think it would go a long way just to show everyone an inside look into an unadultered Chris just being himself, in HD no less.

Treat him like a human being, don't try and pull any lulz and just let things happen organically. That'll provide the best content :biggrin:
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Done and done.
 
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Jack Z said:
I mean, not to pull a Christine, but I myself was diagnosed with ASD, as well as one of the other people involved in this. So while I understand it is your prerogative to make a mockery of people on the spectrum, I have no "case" to make. I do, in fact, have autism.

In order to talk to CWC, you must think like CWC. Pure and simple.
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I'm interested to see if that will help or hurt if/when you meet Chris. Also, I know the proper term is ASD but if it comes up with Chris, just say autism. He gets weird if it isn't called that.

Also, I don't quite think it's our perogative to make fun of autism as it is. Here, correct me if I'm wrong guys, autism is more of a kind of behavior we mock. You can be on the autism spectrum without being autistic.

Stormy Putin said:
Please, if you've genuinely convinced Chris to hang out with you - provide something original and interesting. If you go out of your way to make a fool of him, it's just going to fall on its face and you'll end up looking like Braveryjerk.

Just let Chris be Chris and have fun. Get a couple drinks, show him interacting with MLP celebs, etc. - I think it would go a long way just to show everyone an inside look into an unadultered Chris just being himself, in HD no less.

Treat him like a human being, don't try and pull any lulz and just let things happen organically. That'll provide the best content :biggrin:
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Agreed. No props, no puppets, no gags, just observing Chris in the brony-con habitat with a few drinks in him. If nothing interesting happens, oh well. But you both had fun and you won't look like a moron trying to egg him on.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
Weens are thought to be one autistic entity in our world. Thats why we always discouraged everyone from being a Hirtes, or a Ween, or to give Chris money.

But by damn, we have Trump to thank for this. People have too much disposable income. Its just too easy to throw money at Chris. This big mystery saga is something I, personally look forward to. I have always gave the "Saga Runner" the benefit of the doubt, and this is no different. @Jack Z now that you have your "In" do not fucking blow it. Make something interesting. You must done be rich in order to give Chris $1200. Your money could do anything you want it to.

Go get em Richie Rich.
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I actually hope he fails. Because if he succeeds it will just encourage more weens. This guy is a tool to be mocked. Not encouraged
 
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Stormy Putin said:
Genuinely shocked. Good on you.

Have you sent him any more money?

What's your plan if he DOESN'T attend the con?
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I only send when he asks. If he doesn't attend the con, then oh well, I would have already been getting drunk at my hotel.

No skin off my back, really.
 
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And if he succeeds without being an asshole to Chris, it could be the best content we've had in years and actually DISCOURAGE weens like Braveryjerk from their fail antics.
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Do you really have high hopes for a guy who paid chris $1200 to hang out with him. Made a bunch of cringe af videos. And then who has changed his story a bunch of times after being mocked? He is in total damage control mode. And he is trying to convince himself that he didn't totally just throw away $1200. If you give chris money you are a moron who should be mocked. Giving chris money pretty much never leads to good content
 
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