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TheGoutinator said:
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqgs7m

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How many times does he have to say something would be fanservice but that is not enough of a reason to take a $5 hit to put out some video. He wants $5 for a sub, plus a few $5 gift subs since he doesn't have enough fans to meet his goals, and $5 on Patreon just to do a fans choice playthrough. Hell if he didn't have to buy like 3 extra meals along with his Dsp Tries It product he would just about break even.

In the time it took to write this Twitlonger he could have put up a video choking down that frozen chili Kat just warmed up. There, fans serviced. Sure not in the way some of them want Phil to service them, but it would be good enough for most.
 
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His last DSP tries it food video has 9.5k views. He's saying he makes $3-$5 from that.

Look at his YouTube views. He rarely gets more than 2k on a single video. Some only get around 300.

If he's going by those figures he is lucky to make $20 a day off 8 hours of videos.

Maybe it's time for a career change.

I don't know if he gets more money from the gameplay vids. If not this is really pathetic.
 
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he currently gets about 1.4 million views per month. So divide 9.5k and times by 5 you end up with 730 dollars a month from dspgaming. That is about what I figured. A popular youtuber I watch said he made 400 dollars from a million view video. So we can assume dsp makes 500-1k a month from youtube.

His vlogs might not make much money but they provide an abstract to his channel which is entertainment. I still don't understand how his DSPgaming videos get so many views. He has to be like viewbotting or something.
 
I wonder how he's going to try to axe throw spam the two man boss fight, assuming he hasn't nocontributionquit by then.
 
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he currently gets about 1.4 million views per month. So divide 9.5k and times by 5 you end up with 730 dollars a month from dspgaming. That is about what I figured. A popular youtuber I watch said he made 400 dollars from a million view video. So we can assume dsp makes 500-1k a month from youtube.

His vlogs might not make much money but they provide an abstract to his channel which is entertainment. I still don't understand how his DSPgaming videos get so many views. He has to be like viewbotting or something.
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Works 6 days a week. 4 weeks in a month. =24 × 8 hours a day = 192hours a month $730 ÷ 192hours = 3.80

Phil makes three dollars and eighty cents per work hour for putting his videos on YouTube.
 
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TheGoutinator said:
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqgs7m

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In this rambling rant, there are a grand total of two statements of note. The first being "I'll do a 'special' episode of DSP Tries It. Similarly to one that I did in January, I'll be reviewing a 'joke/gimmick' product in a funny way." Nobody liked this clown show review of a "joke/gimmick" product. Why would he do this again?
The second being "'Try a monthly subscription series that costs $25 a month' doesn't work since that's literally 5 times what I'll make profit-wise on the video." This man can't eat a $20 loss over a month long period to give his fans something they want. Meanwhile, he pays $1,500 every month for his empty condo on the other side of the country.
 
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TheGoutinator said:
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqgs7m

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OneDaySon said:
holy fuck how come any time something to do with Kat appearing comes up he makes a bunch of excuses around why she can't appear. Like just say that she doesn't want a presence on camera and you were wrong and got ahead of yourself concerning what you two will be doing together on camera before she moved in.
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm another activity with Kat bites the dust.

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First it was co-op games.
Basically admitted that it would be more likely that lighting would strike in the same place twice, then them playing something that:
1. He wants to play
2. Is a BIG AAA release that he can hype the hell out of
3. Is a black hole for pay-pig wallets.

Now this...

Tbh, if he can't coax his pony into even making an appearance on his birthday stream, just to say hi to everyone, no fucking way his she doing ANYTHING with him on camera.
 
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Couldn't Phil livestream DSP Tries It? His paypigs would probably dump money on him for it. Phil is so bizarre. He goes out of his way to make sure he doesn't have to try anything different or put in any extra work for anything. It's truly astounding. Not to mention like purposefully shits on his fans any chance he has. Why do they watch him? lol.
 
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Sparkletor said:
Either Phil lies about what Kat said or Kat lied to Phil about what was going to happen. I'm placing my bet on Kat stringing Phil along.
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Kat must have seen all the memes that came out of the "gf reveal" video. Must have spooked her pretty far into the stable.

Funny, cause I very much remember in that video her parroting out Phil's usual recital of, "I don't care! They're just stupid morons!"
 
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The real winner of the poll is "There's no good games out this year, everythings been trash! Even God Of War which Sony and internet morons hyped up and look what we got! average fucking game. Hate to say it everyone, but 2018 is a horrible HORRIBLE year for gaming. Console fanboys are the only ones who likes god of war and elitist reviewers just gave it 10/10 because they want more free games from sony! It is what it is folks, this is why you should be waiting a week fo HONEST reviews from people like me! the REAL players of the game!"

"anyway Detroit is coming out soon and dood, Heavy Rain MADE me famous, it's going to be HYPE!"

we need a DSP cycle image. With sonic hat dsp obviously.
 
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