Jack Z / Jack Jankowski (gave Chris $1,200 for BronyCon, wants to hang out with him there)

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Porker LeVance said:
It seems to me that Jack got carried away with giving Chris money, because it looked like he did multiple smaller transactions that led up to the $1200 total. Correct me if I'm wrong. His story about having one last adventure before studies sounds like some desperation. His parents might be on his case to get his life going in a better direction, so he sort of retaliated by going full bore into an old interest of his, that being fucking with Chris Chan. Notice the trend of people interacting with Chris, feeling guilty about it and then giving Chris money? The difference with Jack Z is that he wants to have a big last hurrah where he really makes a mark in Christory before going to school again. Perhaps Jack is hoping that this will work out so well that he can be like Chris, he'll have such a following that maybe he too can sperg on the internet for play money like Chris does. Jack would rather be a celebrity lolcow than have the normal life his parents want for him.
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That, or Jack just wants Chris’s bent dick jammed into his potato-looking head and thought Bronycon was the perfect place to try and make it happen.
 
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Rokko said:
I know you hate Chris and everybody who gives him money with a passion, but seriously, calm down here. Its obvious that "Jack" is incredibly autisic, but thats all. Giving money to chris does not qualify him for needing a tard-wrangler... You are really angry about all of that and I´d suggest to take abreak from Chris.
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I was not angry about anything, I am angry over people who take advantage of Chris and claim they don't want to be doxed, but are worried about exposing their deviant interest of paying a retarded transvestite to embarrass himself. You obviously can't perceive the context of my text correctly because I was implying the reason that Jack did not want to get doxed was not because of familial virtue, he just didn't want his family to think he's a serial killer in the making obsessed with transvestite prostitutes. Yes, if my family member gave a random crossdresser 1200 dollars, I would think they were paying a prostitute. If they paid them to make humiliating videos, I would also think they were a serial killer intent on sleeping with and then killing a transvestite prostitute.
You're obviously the one that needs to calm down, I don't hate Chris, I actually feel very bad for him. He doesn't realize that free money is not ever free.
I'm not going to sit back just so people like you can laugh at and mock Chris in peace.
 
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What the hell has happened in the last day? Surprising no one Jack is outed as a ween. But his master plan was to get Chris to suck his dick for some epic troll plan to upload to xvideos? How pathetic do you have to be to want to be a part of Christory so bad you're going to make porn with Chris? Usually I don't think people should be doxxed but Jack really deserves it.
 
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trueandhonestfan said:
What the hell has happened in the last day? Surprising no one Jack is outed as a ween. But his master plan was to get Chris to suck his dick for some epic troll plan to upload to xvideos? How pathetic do you have to be to want to be a part of Christory so bad you're going to make porn with Chris? Usually I don't think people should be doxxed but Jack really deserves it.
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I'm doubting the post on /cow/ was by Jack himself. I don't think it's related but I could be absolutely wrong.

It is a little strange Chris is offering to suck ducks so soon after this. How many people does he have playing him?
 
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Okkervils said:
I'm doubting the post on /cow/ was by Jack himself. I don't think it's related but I could be absolutely wrong.

It is a little strange Chris is offering to suck ducks so soon after this. How many people does he have playing him?
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I'm pretty clueless about what's going because a bunch of shit seems to have down in a few hours. How was Jack doxxed? Did he reveal anything to get banned or were the mods just tired of his attention whoring?

I can't say I'd be surprised if he did make the post though. It makes sense that some ween who gets banned would go to /cow/ in an attempt to get people to bow before them.
 
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neural said:
@Mason Verger If @Ride says it's him, then I'm pretty sure it's him, because Ride is very good at what they do.
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I totally agree. That guy slipping up and linking his dox is great confirmation. It's perfect confirmation. Too perfect. If I don't believe rimjob bob then I can't believe that slip up was an accident.


Or there's like three different weens that all know each other irl that are all throwing each under the bus.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Or there's like three different weens that all know each other irl that are all throwing each under the bus.
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Oh good, Jack took my advice. The biggest mistake was asking his friends to fall on the sword (assuming) and instead, they decided to beat him to the punch. This is fun :)
 
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James Howlett said:
Oh good, Jack took my advice. The biggest mistake was asking his friends to fall on the sword (assuming) and instead, they decided to beat him to the punch. This is fun :)
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Haha word. If my tinfoil hat shit is even half right, then this thing is way more complex and entertaining than "autistic polish kid from Long Island loves chris/has money to burn".
 
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Haha word. If my tinfoil hat shit is even half right, then this thing is way more complex and entertaining than "autistic polish kid from Long Island loves chris/has money to burn".
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I had a feeling it would after Jack mentioned there were friends involved in getting the funds together. I'm hopeful in the near future the friends get exposed and we can watch all five chimp out on each other and watch it in it's own thread. It would be like the Voltron of lolcows.
 
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All I know is I'm feeling like McCready in The Thing:
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"All right.. All of you that just joined here since last Monday, get back against that wall.."
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
I am so confused by the latest developments. I don't know if there's more than one ween trying to control him. I don't know what the fuck is going on.
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I get the feeling it a little group of weens that want to relive the "glory days" of Chris trolling. Why now I don't know. Maybe they have something planned for bronycon.
 
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