Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Kosher Dill]

If anyone wants to know why people get disgusted and block/unfriend Jake, this is why. Anyone who runs in the same Twitter circles as him more or less knows the events and people he's talking about. But reading and engaging with his writing means actively juggling the fantasy world of roving corrective rape squads and troon Kristallnachts, with the real world of Z-list internet personalities and angry Twitter rants. To talk to Jake, you first have to translate from Paranoia to English, then decide whether you're going to reply in terms of the fantasy world or the real world, then translate that reply from English to Social Justice English.
Then you realize you're going to all that trouble just to talk to a lawn gnome.
Then you block him.

 

[Water-T]

Thank you guys for parsing through that vast river of sewage that Jake produced. Was there anything in there that wasn't a half truth, distortion, or outright lie? Does Jake honestly believe the deceptions he posts, or is he blindly parroting the party line?

Everything he wrote was a lie, including "and" and "the". He's been googleshnging the same tired falsehoods for nearly 5 years, and it has availed him nothing. No acclaim, no respectable career, no escape from mommy's basement, and no chance of Chelsea touching his pee pee. He is a sad little gnome trapped in a lie of his own making. You know his life is a waste when CWC looks like a functioning member of society by comparison.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Why is Jake such a shitty writer? What is his excuse? Why would someone use the same clumsy, loaded adjective three times in the same sentence? Yon basement princess doth project too much...

Aw, you beat me to it. I was scrolling down the thread to repost that very thing. Why call yourself an editor if you ain't going to edit anything?

Also, Missy Editrix needs to be careful. As others have pointed out, a lot of what Jake has to say sails close to actionable libel.

 

[flipper]

It's easy to see why Jono and Jake went from true childhood friends to a guy Jono probably pities and didn't want at his wedding. If there's one person who would have tried to get Jake to be a functioning adult and get the fuck out of his mom's basement it would have been Jono. Since Jono is obviously very liberal it would have been advice coming from not only a close family member, a friend and someone who aligns with his SJW politics. but Jake managed to alienate even Jono with his endless pity party and bullshit.

When someone describes a “sociopath,” we usually think of a serial murderer or powerful manipulative mastermind of some sort. Sociopaths can just as easily leverage their lack of conscience to simply be lazy— mooching off other people and never doing anything for themselves because they lack a conscience or sense of shame that would prevent most of us from engaging in this kind of pitiful begging and emotional manipulation and mooching. Now it just so happens that Jake isn’t particularly *good* at that, since he’s managed to alienate everyone except his mom, but it does shed light on what’s going on with him.

His poor cousin— he and Jono grew up as childhood nerdy gaming friends and Jono went on to make a life for himself and Jake wanted an infinite childhood and couldn’t conceive of the idea of people like Jono having independent lives.

Edit: Jake is probably more of a narcissist than a sociopath. He seems to have a genuine emotional inner life, even if he has not control over it

 

[Tragi-Chan]

That essay is absolutely fascinating. It's basically the perfect encapsulation of the conspiracy theory mindset. A psychiatrist could have a field day.

Something I find myself wondering about, that I don't think Jake has covered, is this. So let's pretend that Jake and Violet are indeed two separate people. Let's also pretend that "Violet's" bizarre narrative is true. According to Violet, the man in the photos is not her, but some random "fat, bearded nerd." Except it's not random - in almost all cases, it's a man named Jake Alley. She knows this, because the name keeps coming up when people challenge her. Jake's details are online, linked to this woman Violet Hargrave. Jake works in the same field as Violet and they have attended several of the same events. It seems very unlikely that their paths have never crossed, and at the very least they should remember each other's names. Google results for Jake Alley bring up Violet Hargrave and vice versa. He must be aware that he and Violet are being confused. So why doesn't he say anything?

Violet tells us that she lives in constant fear of being doxed - well, Jake definitely has been doxed. So presumably he's falling victim to the constant swatting, beatings and corrective rape gangs that Violet fears. Why hasn't he said anything? Why hasn't he contacted Violet? Why haven't we heard of any police reports? At the very least, he should be pissed off that his work is being credited to this Violet woman, and vice versa. It's hard enough to build a career in journalism without someone stealing your work. But there's nothing - no blogs, no tweets, no articles, nothing. Jake seems very quiet for someone who has nothing to lose and whose life has been made a living hell.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Yeah, it's too bad, because "Jake" could get posts taken down. Too bad he happens to have no social media presence at all. Seems weird, that, for someone with his interests in this decade. Almost as if he must have a twitter, etc but under a different name... hmmm....

 

[Haramburger]

If SGG can survive as is with no job and still afford to go to some cons, SGG could get a part time job at Burger King and afford to go to any con in the country any time as long as the manager was informed about the upcoming offtime.

If Jake can't keep his GamerGate headcanon separate from reality, what makes you think he can translate a drive-thru loudspeaker order into a POS and then again into a correct order? I wouldn't trust him to get me the right size shoes from a bowling alley rental.

 

[Hellfire]

Jake is confused by the Infinity Stones

Cow crossover. I like how Jake is constantly calling for people to mass report while on Twitter, then off Twitter he makes Googleshngs crying about how reporting is useless because Twitter is all neo-nazis and Hitler clones.

Also lol at Jake "everyone is a neo-nazi trying to literally kill people" Alley labeling something "libelous" when he tweeted out his own libel-laden Googleshng conspiracy theory less than an hour prior to that.

@Jaimas

 

[Water-T]

 

[Jaimas]

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Cow crossover. I like how Jake is constantly calling for people to mass report while on Twitter, then off Twitter he makes Googleshngs crying about how reporting is useless because Twitter is all neo-nazis and Hitler clones.
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Also lol at Jake "everyone is a neo-nazi trying to literally kill people" Alley labeling something "libelous" when he tweeted out his own libel-laden Googleshng conspiracy theory less than an hour prior to that.
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@Jaimas
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To which I respond:

We updated your article recently, Jakey.

Kiwis, I encourage you to do your part and chronicle your favorite Googleshnging and general Jake Alley lunacy.

I want to add the Violet Hargrave section, especially.

 

[talk talk talk]

To which I respond:

We updated your article recently, Jakey.

Kiwis, I encourage you to do your part and chronicle your favorite Googleshnging and general Jake Alley lunacy.

I want to add the Violet Hargrave section, especially.

I don't know shit about how to wiki.

Is it possible to create a "Violet Hargrave" page that just redirects to "Jake Alley"?

 

[Ruin]

I don't know shit about how to wiki.

Is it possible to create a "Violet Hargrave" page that just redirects to "Jake Alley"?

Google searches for Violet Hargrave already lead to Jake Alley and vice versa. Everyone who wants to know Jake's real identity already does or is easily capable of finding out.

 

[repentance]

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Does Jake even give out his email address publicly? If not, the "fix yourself" emails are coming from someone close and not random followers.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

 

[Ruin]

Oh God can you imagine taking your family for a nice walk in the park and suddenly there's a 6,5 400+ pound stinking ogre dry heaving into the bushes and sobbing hysterically right in front of you?

 

[pozilei]

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Well, at least they didn't block him on twitter, those gosh-darn neo-nazis that they surely are.

 

[niggers]

Oh God can you imagine taking your family for a nice walk in the park and suddenly there's a 6,5 400+ pound stinking ogre dry heaving into the bushes and sobbing hysterically right in front of you?

i can see the greentext already

>walking my family down trail near my house
>spring is here, greenery and clear skies
>kids run ahead down the path
>suddenly one of them screams
>faint sobbing from further along
>"is someone hurt up ahead?"
>i start racing down the path
>there's an obese, bearded man doubled over crying, surrounded by vomit
>"oh my god are you okay sir?"
>fat man bursts into tears, starts projectile vomiting
>he starts this high pitched whining
> "CISSSSSSSSSS PEEEEEEEEPLEEEEEEEEEE"
>he shambles into the woods while screaming about baldur's gate or something
>we never go into those woods again

 

[Next Task]

Dude lives his entire life in solitude, why the hell is he taking a walk to go cry?

Lying that makes him seem even more pathetic. Like he was going to go take a walk.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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Before adopting SGG account did Jake regularly post about all his uncontrollable weeping or is that something he only does now because crying all the time is what he thinks girls do?

I’d love to know what the email was about but if I’d have to guess it involves Jake to stop hiding behind aliases, admit who he is instead of trying to lead three separate identities.

I doubt he has any sane honest email buddies but if he did they should point out that SGG pretending they aren’t fat white neckbeard Jake Alley is just a total embarrassing farce at this point. Anyone who gives a shit have been able to easily find out who he for well over a year and no nazi army has even cared enough to send him a pizza much less murder him.

I sometimes think his biggest fear is his total insignificance. Pretending, or even believing, he’s so important that if his identity is revealed his very life is in danger is some stupid comic melodramatic fantasy he’s probably had since he was 10. Look at his actual life, believing he is engaging in some “important dangerous” fight against Nazis (on twitter) defines his entire sense of importance and purpose. He just can’t face the fact that his identity was revealed and the only thing that happened was a bunch of ppl laughing their asses off.

 

[repentance]

I’d love to know what the email was about but if I’d have to guess it involves Jake to stop hiding behind aliases, admit who he is instead of trying to lead three separate identities.

He talks about the emails saying how overcoming one obstacle would solve every other problem in his life, so my guess would be that its content boils down to "get a job".