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Reminder that after he was banned he claimed it was "a good thing" because he had "a plan" to "get his shit together". There's something spectacular about him waiting 3 1/2 months just go to back to posting this kind of inane bullshit as if nothing happened.
 
The biggest thing I have against SJWism is the way it turns formerly fun, largely functional creatives into reeing cult members whose minds and bodies slowly fall apart. Hell, I even thought MovieBob was a cool guy at one time. Then sometime into Obama's second term, a switched was flipped and the masks began to crack. The cracks widened with Gamergate, then Trump won, leaving me to wonder if the Body Snatcher characters who emerged were always this exceptional underneath, or was the election of a blustering chad by itself enough to completely shatter their minds.

Granted, some of these mental breakdowns can be chalked up to the effects of aging in general. It's easy to be fun and enthusiastic about Japanese import CDs or obscure early FMV games when you're in your twenties and living a fat life in the swanky bachelor apartment afforded to you by your Patreon dollars. It's a lot harder to be enthusiastic when you're in your mid-thirties, your creativity has dried up, and you're realizing that you have no college degree and no marketable skills.

As for Spoony, it's clear he feels that his crusade against the Evil Drumpf is the only thing giving his life any meaning or sense of existential comfort. At least if he had joined a real cult, there was a chance he could have gotten some useful work done (maybe planting and growing food on the Dear Leader's collectivized farm colony, or something....)
 
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As for Spoony, it's clear he feels that his crusade against the Evil Drumpf is the only thing giving his life any meaning or sense of existential comfort.

I agree, and am also blown away by just how fucking pathetic and lazy this makes him. Does he really think reeeing on twitter is doing anything? Christ, if he wanted to get political, why not start doing vlogs of him raving about politics? That might give us tons of hilarious new content. Fuck, if he's this convinced The God Emprah is Hitler 2.0, why doesn't he at least go to a nearby protest or two, and film them? That'd also provide us with amusing content. I can't stand fucking slacktavists. I mean, most people going out to protest shit are usually fucking morons, but at least they understand that if they want to see a change they have to do something a tad more proactive than retweets.
 
Christ, if he wanted to get political, why not start doing vlogs of him raving about politics? That might give us tons of hilarious new content.

I'd be all for some new spoony stuff, even if it is political sped ranting. Fuck, if he combined his Wrestle Wrestle show with his Trump sperging that could be entertaining as hell.
 
I want to see him switch from tweeting about Trump to making videos. God, I wonder if there is any way he could be tricked into taking part in some internet bloodsports? Given his level of impotence and rage, he could be provoked into making all kinds of hilarious and insane statements live, so long as he'd have a reasonably skilled opponent.
 
I want to see him switch from tweeting about Trump to making videos. God, I wonder if there is any way he could be tricked into taking part in some internet bloodsports? Given his level of impotence and rage, he could be provoked into making all kinds of hilarious and insane statements live, so long as he'd have a reasonably skilled opponent.

He's a big, blubbering pussy riddled with paranoia and social anxiety. No fuckin' way.
 
He's a big, blubbering pussy riddled with paranoia and social anxiety. No fuckin' way.

Yeah, Spoony has no history of arguing with anyone at length. If he doesn't immediately win, he pussies out or bans/blocks them if he has the power.

The closest example is the bees incident. He instantly fucked off when that dude yelled at him.
 
I want to see him switch from tweeting about Trump to making videos. God, I wonder if there is any way he could be tricked into taking part in some internet bloodsports? Given his level of impotence and rage, he could be provoked into making all kinds of hilarious and insane statements live, so long as he'd have a reasonably skilled opponent.
He'd REE out in record time and make Ross look like a reasonable person by comparison
 
Yeah, Spoony has no history of arguing with anyone at length. If he doesn't immediately win, he pussies out or bans/blocks them if he has the power.

The closest example is the bees incident. He instantly fucked off when that dude yelled at him.

Bees incident?
 
Bees incident?


Years back, Lordkat was DMing an online D&D campaign and when his players were bantering about the enemies having bee-themed heraldry, Spoony (who was in the stream chat) entered their voice call and started insulting them. Rollo T got pissed and told him to fuck off, which he did.

It's well remembered as arguably the most infamous example of Noah embarrassing himself and getting shut down.
 

Years back, Lordkat was DMing an online D&D campaign and when his players were bantering about the enemies having bee-themed heraldry, Spoony (who was in the stream chat) entered their voice call and started insulting them. Rollo T got pissed and told him to fuck off, which he did.

It's well remembered as arguably the most infamous example of Noah embarrassing himself and getting shut down.

And the best part is he thought he was being a great friend, big knight in shining armor telling players to stop bullying poor Jason, for daring to laugh at the dreaded bee patrol. How dare you not take a fantasy game 100% seriously you villains.

Plenty of outward but socially awkward class clowns get that moment at some point in their lives and oh it must sting how it was captured for future generations to see.
 

Years back, Lordkat was DMing an online D&D campaign and when his players were bantering about the enemies having bee-themed heraldry, Spoony (who was in the stream chat) entered their voice call and started insulting them. Rollo T got pissed and told him to fuck off, which he did.

It's well remembered as arguably the most infamous example of Noah embarrassing himself and getting shut down.

The funny thing was that apparently the bee was chosen as part of a random dice roll chart.

So he was really just making a scene because the DM had a little of fun with a random roll.

I've had some serious campaigns, but there's always something goofy that ends up coming up. It's normal.
 
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