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Interesting how what DSP says Tolomeo told him is exactly like DSP's reasoning for not playing the game. I'm sure it has nothing to do with him being terrible in the beta back in December.

Also, gotta love Phil rehashing the "tax saga" and yes he literally said saga, in the new Snort vid. The CT tax attorney didn't do due diligence you guys. The whole "no income tax" bit just goes to show that Phil's only requisite for moving from CT was going to a state that has no income tax. Pretty naive to think that because there's no income tax that the state wouldn't have another way of raising revenue. Florida also doesn't have an income tax, but it does have some pretty hefty property taxes. There's no gaming the system Philbert, you gotta pay the troll toll.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Sounds like he's mad at Phil for misrepresenting what he was saying more than anything. He likes the game, and Phil said he didn't, that pissed him off. Also just sounds like Phil, as usual, is being a bad friend from not joining them to play MHW to misrepresenting what the guy said so Phil has yet another excuse to not play MHW to his fans.
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Says he doesn't like the ending of MHW.
His buddy says he doesn't like MHW.
Gets triggered by it leading to a 4 minute tirade on stream.

Is being an overly sensitive prima donna a requirement to stream on twitch or just a bonus?

Because saying "I said I dont like the ending and Phil is wrong I never said I didn't like the game" and leaving it at that is too much for some people I guess.
 
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In response to all the things regarding Tolo and MHW, as the native insider to his side of the story. Everything I’m seeing and hearing is ultimately anti-DSP anyway: pretty annoyed with Phil constantly trying to suck his dick both on his own stream and in his chat, I reckon this is what pushes him enough to just get Phil to fuck off. I remember him seeming to actively trying and dissuade Phil from having anything to do with him during a stream by constantly going for very low effort and certainly not subtle jokes at Phil’s expense. This MHW shit is just mad, the amount of time Tolo spends playing that game as I understand it and the number of hours he has streamed it alone says Phil is talking out his arse. I’d honestly expect Tolo to just go for active digs on Phil without saying/doing anything which could jeopardise his stream (because Twitch have excellent rules where he can’t directly talk negative about another streamer unless it’s provable as criticism as I understand it). I know a lot of his viewers are bolstering Phil’s viewership as he was playing BloodBorne, that’s to be expected, and as I understand he is sometimes involved in this group viewing - but when Phil beats BB again, I doubt Tolo will have any interaction with Phil that isn’t started by Phil.
 
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tripmix said:
Says he doesn't like the ending of MHW.
His buddy says he doesn't like MHW.
Gets triggered by it leading to a 4 minute tirade on stream.

Is being an overly sensitive prima donna a requirement to stream on twitch or just a bonus?

Because saying "I said I dont like the ending and Phil is wrong I never said I didn't like the game" and leaving it at that is too much for some people I guess.
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Yeah, it is weird how he goes on for a while about it, but maybe there is more under the surface that's been bothering him for a while. Honestly he seems kind of odd and also sounds like he's been drinking some of Phil's kool aid. Either he has more issues with Phil, or he's really asshurt by a-logs.
 
Phil will probably just give some half hearted apology but still do his passive aggressive shit. No doubt he'll wheel out the old "Uh how can I change something if they don't directly tell me?" at least once.

He's too much of a pussy to respond to someone who can actually come back at him. He cant even insult an 11 year old to their face.
 
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Wing Zero said:
Tolomeo Thread deleted. Here's the most up-to-date archive I have: https://archive.li/9fHLu
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The people in this thread, including OP just evidence why Phil won't talk to Tolo maturely about it, and why Tolo isn't going to bother actively talking to phil (again) about anything because all that happens is Phil will say something different on stream and his beloved followers will just take that as gospel even if he says something else on twitter or KOHForums.
To add, I can't tell who the OP there is, I don't recognise any pattern of speaking, or grammar mistakes to anyone who is regular amongst Tolo's lot so I'm curious to see what else this person churns out on those forums.
 
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Meech said:
Phil will probably just give some half hearted apology but still do his passive aggressive shit. No doubt he'll wheel out the old "Uh how can I change something if they don't directly tell me?" at least once.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, hello hello hello. Welcome to this daily intro which implies someone is gonna imitate me again ack ack ack *snort* hello. Um, as you all know I'm surrounded by hateful mentally ill people who can't think for themself, and, uhm, additionally I have some detractors. So apparently these fucknuts spamed my best friend which I know and honor for years, Tomskaleo. Just because they thought he hates Monster Hunter World. Which is of course compleeeetely wrong *belch* Oh excuse me. I have no idea where they get that from. Uhm, I never looked up who started this nonsense or who talks about it because I don't care about negativity, I'm all about positivity *takes a sip*. However, okay, it came to my attention who talked about it and they say it was meee! Reee! Hakakakakak, what an utter nonsense bullshit. It doesn't even make any sense. Think about it. You must be an idiot to think that specific thing we are talking about right now. It was taxes, wasn't it, was it? By the way, patreon, you can give me money for my legacy. But I digress.

Ladies and Gentlemen who are in fact naive kids I can rob, here is what Trollonova said to me. He said he hates the last part of Monster Hunter. And for all we know, because we pay attention and are intelligent human beings, the last Monster Hunter Capcom produced is Monster Hunter World, which is literally the last part. Huhuhu. And this is literally what I said from the very beginning because I'm smarter than the average house rat. You deal, in fact, get a load of this because it will blow your mind, you deal with cosmological factual laws: Monster Hunter World sucks, okay? They blew it, the worst game of 2018. Please visit a doctor if you think this game is good because you have something in your head that makes you stupid, okay? Why would I ever disbelieve my best buddy Tankonrompa?

Ponyprincess Wagginz tips 5 dust particles and says: "Phil have you just said Tolomeo likes this game and 1 minute later you said he hates it?". Okay, apparently you are just a little kid so you don't understand the fine nuances of adults talking. You see, let me tell you the story of an answer that has nothing to do with your question or the whole topic, but will let you forget that you ever asked a question. Let's give it 5 more minutes on this pointless bullshit, okay? Great. *snort* So as you see you just talk outa your ass, okay? But still thanks for the money, dummy and thank you for the never ending support, you piece of shit. So now that you know my whole history of my life and how my tax attorney fucked me over, you see very clear how I never contradicted myself.

Back in my original Wurstbrot body, this is basically what he did. Someone was confused why he calls it a business and sometimes it's not a business. Phil started to explain it by going way back and talks about taxes and some shit, I dunno, I'm too tired to listen to this whole nonsense. Phil is unable to give straight answers, he talks and talks and talks and then I stopped giving any shit. So maybe he explains it. I don't care at this very moment.
 
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OneDaySon said:
The Stages of Grief with DSP and God of War:
Shock - "Woah, only 400 viewers on stream? I was expecting at least 700 - 1000 for a game like God of War!"
Denial - "Oh people aren't watching because they don't want spoilers. It'll be better tomorrow when they're further than me in the game! They'll just watch it on Youtube when they've finished the game!"
Anger - "STOOPID game developers they don't put enough effort in their games to make it interesting, its not my fault the GAME is boring! Everyones watching other streamers because they like this STOOPID mob mentality and they're ignoring ME! REEEE!" (DSP is currently at this phase)
Next up will be Bargaining. "Come on guys, please... PLEASE turn up tomorrow! I really need it. I could lose my house dood!" Expect this next.

I'll be surprised if he ever gets to acceptance in terms of "My stream isn't entertaining and nobody wants to watch it as I'm boring" his acceptance will be "The game is boring" which is more denial really. If he ever does accept this then it'll be internally and he won't publicly admit his stream is boring.
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We're still at bargaining but with a little bit of depression sprinkled in, I think if Bloodborne's stream views suck, that'll trigger the depression part of the stages of grief.
He's still in the denial phase that its the game not him, but thats just DSP rather than the stage of grief being wrong, he's always in denial.
 
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26:40 into the prestream, he is trying to explain why he is a REAL gamer unlike all those populare YT and Twitch streamers! (prestream question)

"I can't believe that i can't get another good stable game to stream i mean you know fortnight is good and all, but i cant really find any other good games and GoW have been pretty good recently, but i mean i really would like another good go to game that i can go back to and stream and... and have fun with and... and... and entertain you guys, but here is just nothing out there"

That is a supposed tweet that he saw today, from a HUGE streamer!

According to Phil there is THOUSANDS of games so that anyone can find something to play and enjoy and mayby get good at and be the go to game!
Phil have several go to games, Street Fighter is one, some FPS games since playing them enough he will get good at them or difficult games that challange him like the FromSoftware series since he can always go back to them when things are slow and people will enjoy it.

Phil: "Now why? Well folk i hate to say it, but because i got some talent! (giggles) You know because... not only am i entertaining on stream but i also DO HAVE some kind of talent when it comes to video games, every videogame? Absolutly not! I openly admit to you guys im not very good at most games and a lot of games im just fluming around, sucking, not paying attention... i mean in recent years i got better than that, but over time i would say it's fighting games, certain FPS and the FromSoftware games that over time i got better at and they become my stable games, so when i see a ginormous streamer complaining that i (the streamer) dont have a go to game, what that litterally tells me is that guy dont got talent... (giggles) What he has virual popular following who probably likes him because he is a jokester on stream or mayby have a good personality, but he has a hard time just picking up any game and get people intrested in and that is not good, you know what i mean? And what that shows that mayby this guys is one of those that is jumping on the bandwagon "oh but Fortnight was populare so i jumped on it, GoW is populare now so i jump on it, but they are not my go to games, i wish i had go to games" well then you should perhaps actully get good at games (laughs) you know instead of just sitting there complaining there is no good game..."

And he continues on about how every genre have hundreds of games that it is just to start playing and get good at and that how you see who is just streaming for money and who does it for the love of the game.

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Jumps back into the stream and he is bitching about why he needs breaks, he can get blood clots from sitting down to long, that is also why he dont do marathon streams like all the other streamers.

Eating like he does can give him that just as easily, if he really wanna avoid clots he should start eating healthy food and work out!

Gets asked if there is any good walking paths where he lives, behind his house there is a path for people with dogs that he can walk if he ever wants to...

Gets asked if he was a Nintendo or Sega guy growing up, ends up telling his consol life story, never mention PC despite he used to build them and hold tournaments on them at home...

Thinks that comment on games and make jokes about was completly new when he started doing it on YT.
 
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never mention PC despite he used to build them and hold tournaments on them at home...
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That has to be a joke, right? If he used to build pc back in the day then how does he explaining buying 2 lemons base on what other people told him on his forum because he had no idea what he was buying.
 
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