Tacky Clothes of Tumblr

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This is so stupid and horrible is goes right back around to being a thing of awesome beauty and I fucking love it.

Look at that man count his money. Look at that dude behind him checking out his ample backside. The balls on this man to go out in public dressed like this, counting a fat wad, looking like he got lost on the way to an anime con rave.

I salute this man. Godspeed, you gorgeous creature, you. :semperfidelis:
 
Now imagine approaching that person on the street with a flirty intent (hypothetically..) and watch as they wouldn't be able to conjure an ounce of the personality they try to display in the gifs.

That said, literally nobody who labels themself "mom" or "daddy" or literally any honorable title has actually been called that by another person.
 
yes, I made an entire fucking account just for this.

i browsed the fatshion tag and i came across this EXTREMELY tasteful selfie (i'm pretty sure you can taste the bitter sarcasm in this sentence)
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and being the vitriolic asshole I am, I made quite the comparison
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found another, and apparently she's into communism:
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and last but not least, the half-empty tube of toothpaste look is always a winner:
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I found some more cringeworthy content on https://www.lookhuman.com/, a site notorious for its subversive kawaii/stolen art on overpriced t-shirts, and these are pretty much self-explanatory:


they've got the "pig" part down pat
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because no one's a True and Honest Feminist™ unless they're into witchcraft


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this is the kind of shit that makes it easier for us to make fun of them
 
yes, I made an entire fucking account just for this.

i browsed the fatshion tag and i came across this EXTREMELY tasteful selfie (i'm pretty sure you can taste the bitter sarcasm in this sentence) View attachment 434076 and being the vitriolic asshole I am, I made quite the comparisonView attachment 434078



found another, and apparently she's into communism: View attachment 434079

and last but not least, the half-empty tube of toothpaste look is always a winner: View attachment 434080
I really really despise the moonface fat girl look like that first girl has. It just looks like a big fussy baby's face stuck on a giant fat body. It's like the facial equivalent of nails down a chalkboard for me...
 
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