Let's Talk About Our Butts!

[Monika H.]

Mine is all smart and snazzy in the tight breeches and boots of my SS uniform.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I keep mine clean on a regular basis.

 

[MG 620]

Right now it's gripped firmly by a vintage adult diaper I got off Ebay.

 

[Reynard]

It’s big. Is that enough info for you guys?

 

[aqua sama]

for those of you who live in the US: Do you have this at home? I hope so.

 

[Y2K Baby]

I'm gay.

 

[Caesare]

 

[Desire Lines]

I have a butt.

 

[Nekromantik]

I am told that it's nice, and pinchable.

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

I have a severe case of WWA (White Woman Ass). Flat, bony, and uninteresting. My Other has a near deadly case of WMA (White Man Ass) and nearly has to wear suspenders to keep his pants from disgracing him every time he stands up.

There needs to be a charity for people suffering from White Peoples Ass Syndrome. It affects millions of honkeys and crackers a year, and can be completely debilitating for the recipient. The symptoms include having to wear a belt or suspenders to keep your pants up, numb legs/feet due to having little to no cushion when sitting, inability to twerk/make that ass clap, and the worst of all..... You have baggy drawers.

 

[Jequiti]

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

no

 

[Antipathy]

Out of everyone in my family, I have the largest butt.

I'm a man.

 

[Bord]

The butt fun is secret.

 

[Reynard]

I have a severe case of WWA (White Woman Ass). Flat, bony, and uninteresting. My Other has a near deadly case of WMA (White Man Ass) and nearly has to wear suspenders to keep his pants from disgracing him every time he stands up.

There needs to be a charity for people suffering from White Peoples Ass Syndrome. It affects millions of honkeys and crackers a year, and can be completely debilitating for the recipient. The symptoms include having to wear a belt or suspenders to keep your pants up, numb legs/feet due to having little to no cushion when sitting, inability to twerk/make that ass clap, and the worst of all..... You have baggy drawers.

At least the fact that your lower half is thicc doesn’t mean finding pants that fit is difficult. No, I’m not doing this as a meme. It’s real and annoying.

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

At least the fact that your lower half is thicc doesn’t mean finding pants that fit is difficult. No, I’m not doing this as a meme. It’s real and annoying.

Nothing is worse then finding a pair of jeans that fit perfectly everywhere, then you turn to check out your was and it is all baggy and loose. Ugh.

 

[Reynard]

Nothing is worse then finding a pair of jeans that fit perfectly everywhere, then you turn to check out your was and it is all baggy and loose. Ugh.

I’m pretty much restricted to baggy clothes because finding a length and width that fits is like finding a Jew in the Charleston rally last summer.

 

[Overcast]

My sister joked that I have "no ass".

I'm a man so oh well?

 

[Y2K Baby]

My sister joked that I have "no ass".

I'm a man so oh well?

U will never go-go-gadget gay ever.

 

[SadClownMan]

My butts angry at me because I decided to eat Taco Bell for some god awful reason